[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

    <  My conscience Joy writes in these and  Italics>

         { I respond in these}  

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In the vast sea of white we all stood chatting with one another about my so called beloved sister.

" Honestly Graze, why do you hate your sister so much!" Melody exclaimed.

I sighed tired of this argument, " Mom, for the last time I don't hate her, she is just so annoying!"

" But she only loves you hun," Melody said with an easier tone.

" YEAH! LOVE IS THE BUCKING CORRECT WORD!" Kill shouted with sarcasm only to get slammed with a hoof from Melody," Ow! Hey, what was that for!"

" You shall not disrespect Aroma like that! She is still family!" Melody exclaimed in rage of hearing Kill saying that about her daughter.

" Okay then, answer me this! You and dad are both pegasi and so is Graze, Aroma is a unicorn, would you kindly explain that then?" Joy asked only wanting to clarify the situation only by going around the word of 'adopted.'

" Are you asking if she is adopted?!" Oh buck Joy is so screwed, please for the love of Celestia don't let Kill say--

" YEAH! THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WANT TO KNOW!" Celestia dammnit Kill! Why do you have to be the ass to say that now!

" Oh? You really want to know? Aroma's great aunt second cousin twice removed was a unicorn," Melody said with pride knowing that she was correct.

".....Yeah, I call bullshit on that," Kill said rolling his eyes.

" OBJECTION!" Joy shouted.

" Seems legit," I actually said without sarcasm this one point in my life against the two me's.

" How can you deny the fact that she is related! She has the same colour hair as you do! I've seen her just like you control that weird black flame thing."

" Yeah, please tell me how getting pissed off and nearly burning down an entire class is called 'control'," I said smugly to my mother.

" What? And like you didn't do any different when you faced that alicorn?" Melody said smugly back at me.... It is actually quite scary how alike we were.

" Hey, that is completely different! She knocked out two guys because they made one joke about her, ONE!"

" And you took out fifty ponies because of Ditzy."

"Hey, that was Ditzy and completely different!"

*Sigh* I honestly don't care anymore but, you're going to have to suck it up because she is going to be enrolled in this school like your father and I wanted," Melody announced.

Oh, look at that Kill actually had shut up for a full.... I don't know, ten seconds? " WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE IS COMING TO THIS SCHOOL!" Kill shouted breaking his quiet streak.

" WHAT THE BUCK DO YOU THINK IT MEANS!" Melody actually shouted at Kill.

" Wow, she really is your mom Graze," Joy said to me as we watched the two of them go at it.

*POW* And suddenly Kill slid on his back between Joy and myself taking a nasty hit from Melody.

" Dayyuuummm gurl, why you got to treat a brother like that?" Kill said rubbing his cheek.

" Because, no one treats MY family like that, not even you Kill," Melody said watching over him, she then directed all of her attention to me, " And you Graze, why do you hate Aroma so much?"

" BECAUSE SHE BOTHERED ME ALL THE TIME!" I said standing up to my mother.

" Do not raise your voice at me young colt and please, show me when exactly and how does she piss you off," Melody said.

" Alright, challenge accepted," Kill said with over confidence and stomped his hoof. Suddenly, book casings everywhere.

" What exactly is this?" Melody asked curiously as did I wanting to know what exactly this book casings were for.

" These are the memories of Graze!" Joy shouted echoing throughout the vast white sea of my subconscious," Hmmmmm... Seems a bit much don't you think?"

" Yeah," Kill said putting a hoof by his chin,".... I KNOW! STICKY NOTES!"

And then with that shout, all the book casings disappeared as sticky notes literally flew out of Celestia nowhere flooding the scene.

" I hate this," Melody simply said covered fully with sticky notes to which I agreed.

" Yeah, me too," Joy said blinded by the sticky notes," How about.... AHA! FILING CABINET!"

Every single sticky note merged with one another folding neatly and fitted perfectly with one another to form one big ass metal filing cabinet.

" Wow Graze, look at all the shit we've done," Kill said amazed at the filing cabinet, he then placed a hoof at his chin as he the only one stared in front of the object," So....How do we actually open this bitch?"

Joy on the side lines looked at Kill and wondered as well, but with a hunch he shouted," OO! OO! I KNOW! OPEN SESAME!"

*BANG* One massive drawer of the cabinet quickly opened stretching massive lengths hitting Kill and sending him yet knocked on the floor again.

Melody curiously walked to the cabinet and randomly pulled out a file, a file actually much larger than any of those which laid," Excuse me young colt, but why does this say 'Porn'."

Melody stood with a hoof tapping waiting for an answer," And why is this ten times the size of any folder here? Do you want me to open it?"

Joy and I immediately looked at Kill and blamed him," IT'S KILL'S !"

" WAIT WHAT?!" He shouted being accused on the floor as he tried to get up," OH BUCK!" He shouted as Melody approached him with the massive and yet heavy pile of porn, only yet to assault him once again," UHMM...UHMM OH FUCK! WAIT! VIDEO!" The porn folder and the cabinet disappeared altogether only to be substituted with a wide monitor.

" Ooo, nice one Kill," Joy complimented him," Urhmm... What was that name of that video again... Oh! Right, it was Navi!"

" Why would you name something Navi?" I asked Joy and Kill.

" Just watch."

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On the monitor, I appeared sitting by the table of my home enjoying a daffodil sandwich until I heard," Hey Graze!"

My eyes opened wide, gulping the last bite of my sandwich as I heard the voice but it was too late, I couldn't escape from....Her.

Oh buck me, I remembered this day, it was when dad had left to get some more groceries leaving both Aroma and I home alone.

" Hey Hey Listen!" Aroma then chuckled as I tried my best to ignore her," Hello! Hey Hey Hello Listen!"

" Yes Aroma, what do you want?" I said bemused.

[ Oh buck man, she is only doing this to piss me off!]

< Hey, maybe if you shut up, she won't hear you >

She ignored my comment," Hey Hey! Hello Hey Look Listen Hello!"

'OH FUCK! SHUT UP PLEASE!' I thought to myself.

" Hello! Hello! Hey Listen!" I ignored her," Hey Watch Out! Hello! Hey!" I kept my calm and walked out of the kitchen praying to Celestia she didn't follow.

As I made the turn of a corner she suddenly appeared in front of my face, literally IN FRONT OF IT her snout touching mine, invading all personal space," Watch Out, Look, Hello, Hey, Listen Listen, Watch Out, Look Listen, Hey Hey, Watch Out, Hey Hello Watch Out Listen!"

My eye twitched if I heard one more Celestia bucking --

" Hello Hey!"

" AROMA SHUT THE FUCK UP! I ALREADY ANSWERED YOUR CELESTIA DAMN QUESTION! WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK DO YOU WANT!" I shouted venting my rage.

".....How you doing?" She said smiling and skipped pleasantly away.

My eye gave a random twitch as shit was about to hit the fan," ...... AROMA! I AM GOING TO FU--"

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" Yeah, let's just stop there before he curses... A lot," Joy said.

" Oh dude! We can't forget that time we were sick!" Kill exclaimed.

" Oh right!"

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Now, I was laying in bed sick with the flu and a high fever while I shivered from cold sweat.

[ Ah, I FUCKING HATE THIS COLD! *ACHOO*]

< Gesundheit > Joy said handing him a napkin.

" Hey Graze, Graze, Graze, Graze, Graze, Graze, Graze, Graze, Graze, Graze, Graze."

[ I am going to skin her alive ]

" Brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, brah, brah, brah, brah, brah, brah, hermano, hermano, hermano, hermano, hermano, hermano--"

" WHAT!" I shouted.

" Are you okay?" Aroma asked feeling a bit frightened from my shout.

" DOES IT LOOK LIKE I AM OKAY TO YOU?!" I shouted back at her while she exited the room signifying the end of that scene when Kill stopped the memory.

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" Wait, continue that clip!" Melody shouted.

" Alright, whatever you say," Joy said.

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When Aroma had closed the door she had felt a bit sad knowing that she aggravated me while I was sick," Wait, I know what will make Graze feel better! A nice bowl of his favorite oatmeal!"

With that being said, Aroma rushed down stairs and into the kitchen looking for the oatmeal," Aha!" She shouted in success finding the box of oatmeal and then opening it. Using her magic was a simple task to open the box as well as emptying the contents into a pot filled with water," Hmmm, I wonder if I should use my magic... Graze did tell me that these flames were a bit different and that I did need practice," she then shrugged," Meh, whatever."

Using the magic she quickly manipulated the familial trait of black flames heating the pot which quickly bubbled," Oh shit!" She shouted extinguishing the flames as she stopped her magic," Damn, this shit must be over one thousand degrees," she said examining the pot filled with oatmeal.

" Something isn't right though, he does like his oatmeal a bit sweet," Aroma then looked around the kitchen for the jar filled with sugar," Found you~" She chimed pulling the wrong jar which was filled with salt as it had sat closely to the sugar.

Once emptying a shit load of salt she walked up to my room filled with a sense of joy and success knowing that she was helping her brother out. She rushed with the pot filled with lava hot oatmeal engulfed within her magical grasp down the corridor and towards my room where the door was still open.

I saw her rush happily and a sense of determination as it was her mission to bring me this bowl of piping hot Oatmeal," OH FUCK! AROMA! NO!"

" DON'T WORRY GRAZE! I BROUGHT YOU OATMEAL!" She shouted almost by the door only to slip clumsily on a used tissue. Everything played out extremely slowly as I saw the piping hot bowl of oatmeal fly towards me.

" OATMEAL ARE YOU CRAZY ?" I said in slow motion.

" I'M SORRY GRAZE !" She shouted.

*Splash*

[ Three ]

< Two>

[ One ]

" AGGGGGGGHHHHHHH IT FUCKING BURNS! MY EYES! MY EYES!!!" I shouted in pain," SWEET MOTHER OF CELESTIA! WHY DO YOU FORSAKEN ME!"

" I'M SORRY GRAZE! I'M SORRY!" Aroma shouted as well trying to over power my screams of pain.

After a few hours of screaming and crying, I completely washed off all the oatmeal with a cool shower," Ahhhh, that was refreshing," I said as I walked out with the towel around my neck but something else had disrupted me.... The bowl of oatmeal still with some of its contents inside.

[ Hmmm, it does look tasty ]

< Yeah and she did make it for you bro, just try it out >

I rolled my eyes and went towards the bowl of oatmeal still a bit hot.... How was that possible? I don't even know, it was like a few bucking hours! I shrugged off the thought and bent my head towards the bowl and stuck out my tongue, I mean seriously, what could go wrong?

* Lick* My tongue made contact with the oatmeal.

~ A few pleasant hours later~

" I WAS WRONGGGGG!!! I WAS HORRIBLY HORRIBLY WRONG!!" I said as I sat upon the toilet bowl crying in pain as if I was passing a kidney stone," WHY AROMA! WHY!!??"

" GRAZE! I DON'T KNOW WHAT WENT WRONG!" She shouted through the door trying to support me.

[ OH SWEET MOTHER OF CELESTIA!]

{ WHAT?!}

< WE ARE OUT OF TOILET PAPER!>

{ WHAT DO YOU MEAN OUT! WE ONLY USED SEVEN ROLLS! }

" AROMA! PLEASE I NEED YOUR HELP!" I shouted through the bathroom door.

" ANYTHING GRAZE! WHAT DO YOU NEED?!"

" I NEED MORE TOILET PAPER!" I demanded.

" AND HOW THE BUCK AM I SUPPOSE TO GIVE IT TO YOU! I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR JUNK!"

" PLEASE! I BEG OF THEE! I NEED IT!"

".....FINE! HOLD ON A SEC!" She said leaving me on the toilet seat.

[ Help me Aroma, you're my only hope ]

I sat on the bowl waiting countless minutes as I waited for Aroma to reach back with the roll(s) of toilet paper, honestly I hope she brought more than one because I planned to stay here all night.

" GRAZE I'M BACK! ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!" Aroma shouted through the door.

" DID YOU BRING THE TOILET PAPER!!" I answered back.

" No..."

[ WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN NO!]

" WHAT THE BUCK DO YOU MEAN NO?! " I repeated Kill's line.

" I'M SORRY BUT INSTEAD I BROUGHT YOU A NOTE BOOK!" Aroma shouted through the door.

" WHY THE FUCK DID YOU BRING ME A NOTE BOOK!"

" Duh, so you can draw and wipe your ass!" She said with a bit of a tone thinking that I knew the answer.

" AND WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DRAW WITH! MY SHIT?!" I shouted furiously still on the bowl.

" NOT REALLY! I BROUGHT A PENCIL!" She then rolled a pencil underneath the door," SEE?"

" OH! TA-FUCKING-DA! JUST BRING ME THE PAPER!" I demanded as it was top priority that I got that paper.

" OKAY! HERE THEY COME!" Aroma then knelt down and slid the paper under the door.

" Oh joyous of days, I think I would have exploded if I didn't have anymore toilet paper," I then intensely stared at the neatly uncomfortable paper which was never used to wipe one's ass. WHY NOT JUST GIVE ME SAND PAPER! , "....Uhmm, Aroma, can you at least send it a bit further? I can't reach it."

" Sorry Graze! That's as far as my hooves can go!" She shouted.

I then stretched out my hoof still trying to maintain my position on the toilet, still couldn't reach it.

[ YOU NEED TO STRETCH! ]

< FOR OUR SAKE PLEASE!>

I closed my eyes stretching both of my hooves out as I was so damn close to reaching the paper. And then, suddenly. THE.WORST.POSSIBLE.THING.EVER. Happened.

My hoof slipped on the pencil causing me to slip and fall off of my toilet seat......

[ Oh buck no ]

< Why does life hate us?>

*RRRRRIIIIIIIPPPPPPP*

[ Holy Fucking Shit]

< Literally >

From my fallen stature, I looked at the scene behind me," OHH CELESTIA!! WHY!?! IT'S EVERYWHERE!!"

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" And then we all lived happily ever after, the end," Kill said smiling watching the face of disgust on Melody's face.

" Graze, do you honestly blame her for that?! She was just trying to help you out, please, just help her out while she attends this school... For my sake, I don't have that much time left," Melody pleaded," C'mon Graze, she is family."

" NO!" Kill shouted.

" Yes," I replied," Because that is what family do, I can't just leave her alone...And yet, she is my sister and she did try to help."

Melody then pulled me into an embrace," THANK YOU GRAZE! THANK YOU SO MUCH!"

" Heh, I love you too mom," I said accepting her embrace.

" I love you too son, but it's time to wake up," she said.

" Wait, what?"

" Wake up Graze!" Her shout become more aggressive as she shook me.

My eyes had now opened wide as I watched upon a mare standing above me," GRAZE! YOU'RE AWAKE!" She then picked me up with her magic and pulled me into a hug," I've missed you so much!"

" Aroma?! How did you find me?!" I wondered.

" Why, I just followed the trail of sleeping mares and stallions of course, wasn't too hard," she giggled.

[ Wow, why does life hate us so much?]

" Why hello Kill, you look rather dashing today," Aroma said specifically for Kill.

[ Yeah, buck you too.]

" Got you pissed off in ten seconds flat, that's a new record!"

< Wow, the convenience in this story is terrible!>

Next Chapter: Meet Aroma! Estimated time remaining: 6 Hours, 5 Minutes