4TH WALL MOMENT

" Hahahaha, okay ponies, I know you thought this would have been a chapter but yet, something has bothering y'all a bit more than that," Kill said in the white subconscious.

" Oh yeah, that is a bit true, well, this chapter we are going to list hopefully ALL of these mysteries," Joy said," Right now, Graze is having a little chat with his mother about Aroma, so in the mean time Kill and I will hopefully figure this out as best as we can. Ready Kill? And please no cursing," Joy pleaded.

" Yeah...Buck you, no promises," Kill cursed at Joy then opening out a sheet of paper as he read," Okay! First of all, Mr. Charge....Yeah, let's just get this long ass full of mysteries out of the way. Number one what you all want to know is, where does Mr. Charge get all these damn books?"

" Honestly, to answer that.... We don't actually know, so that shall forever remain a mystery. Number two, this isn't so much of a mystery as more of an explanation as how can Mr. Charge actually read minds? Well basically just like Graze, he has two free willed consciences and because of that, they have a mind of their own and such can communicate with other consciences...We don't usually do but, it's kinda fun to mind fuck ponies...Mr. Charge enjoys it a bit too much..." Kill explained.

" Mhmm Yup! Next on the Silent Charge list, just how old is he? NO PONY KNOWS! HE KEEPS ON CHANGING THE AGE, IT'S NOT LIKE WE CAN AVERAGE IT JUST LIKE THAT! ....Or maybe we can.... But seeing that he knows a lot more about dragons and extinct ponies, we can assume he is hitting the thousands.... Wait...Does that make him a 1000 year old virgin?"

" HAHAHAHAHA! THAT IS SO BUCKING HILARIOUS! ~Whew~" Kill wiped a tear from his eye and chuclkled," Okay, next one is also pretty much fucked up as anything else, we all know Dark is Mr. Charge's son...But who the bucking hell is his mother? I mean c'mon ponies! Charge said he fucked the ground, planting his seed when Dark appeared out of nowhere OR that he found him in a fucking dumpster....Well, we can safely say, if things work out with Anarchy, he has a mommy...Preettyyyy fucked up family if ya ask me."

" Yeah, that whole thing with Charge just tickles my fancy. Ahem* Next on the list, and I mean this is going to make a lot of bucking sense. Even though we have classes as usual, Equestrian High does teach us about the basics but reason being so much messed up crap happens is that, they are literally preparing us for the outside world of Equestria....So, yeah," Joy explained.

Kill cleared his throat and rolled his eyes looking at a piece of paper," Great, another Mr. Charge and how does he know SlenderPony..... Okay, I am not even going to guess on this shit as I already know the answer. EVERFREE FOREST IS FUCKED UP PONIES! IT IS AN EVIL PLACE! JUST LOOK AT MR. CHARGE!" Kill cleared his throat from shouting," And that is my answer."

" Oh! Another ....Okay, this isn't really a mystery, but when Vine tricked us into eating a Poison Joke Pie, Graze and Kill switched places, right? Well, it could have been me as it is basically a 50/50 chance, honestly, it won't have been that much fun with me around, I'm the good pony remember?"

" By the way, why am I so Over powered?" Kill asked," Okay, it's time for me to color this situation pretty. Basically, we got Kill, Graze and Joy, all in the same mind, so you can say that is about thirty three percent each on the situation thus thirty three percent each having a say in what Graze does. But now, we got me and Joy, 50/50 of that 33% each since Graze is mostly in control. That is basically another 16.5% of myself and Joy who actually make up Graze who is 66% in control of his actions. Now here comes the best part, when I am in full control just divide 100/16.5 and you will get your answer...TA-FUCKING-DA!"

" Wow, I am a bit confused..."

"Yeah, it sorta is but who cares?"

" True, let's just say 'Magic' and move onto the next mystery, how is Melody Grace actually able to communicate with Graze?..... Okay, let's just say the power of love and the relationship between a mother and her son... Kind of touching if you asked me."

" No pony did ask you though."

" That's just mean....Can we please move onto the next topic?" Joy begged.

" Ugh, fine," Kill said as he read a piece of paper with glasses,"....Wait, these? You ponies want to know about my glasses? Graze uses glasses just to read and to write...Kinda sexy if you ask me though."

" No pony did--"

*POW*

" Don't use my line," Kill said after he slapped Joy interrupting his speech.

" ....Sorry," Joy sobbed wiping a tear," Next one, where do these other ponies actually come out from? Well, they literally just hide in the shadows not knowing who we are until we actually go up and talk to them....Please don't fill our message box with Celestia damn OC requests... You ponies ask why we have so many messages? It is because of that and other small talk which I truly appreciate... Only the small talk, don't come to us, we will come to you," Joy said literally talking to the readers.

" Yes Joy, and also, I am sorry for hitting you."

" No problem, I am used to it."

" Very well! Next mystery! During that time I actually went to PonyVille and Canterlot to meet Lance, there were two Ditzy's, obviously we overreacted but, if that means there are two Ditzy's that means there is another one of each pony there! Somehow....I think Vine is there, I don't know fucking why but I have this very gutsy feeling."

" Dude, you think of the weirdest shit ever and I would love some of what you are smoking."

" Never!" Kill said backing away jokingly from Joy.

Joy then grabbed the piece of paper from Kill," Next on the list is....What did Valkyria actually do during the heat season? Well, honestly, if Anarchy wasn't affected by it, I can pretty much safely say she slept at home... And if she was affected, she raped Spike...And maybe Vinetion's dragon, Lily as well."

" I thought I've seen all the porn there was but I apparently missed out one," Kill said," OH WAIT! THAT REMINDS ME! THE PORN STASH! If you guys remember waaaaaaayyyyy back in the earlier chapters, Graze had that stash of porn in his cupboard but then Charge kicked open the door and brought his ass to detention. The poor colt actually brought it with him when he moved into Ditzy's apartment! Hahahahahaha, honestly, I won't have left it alone either! You've seen what Vine and I had to go through just to get it back, but no, the porn was too much so Graze fucking burnt it all! THAT STILL HITS ME WHERE I LIVE! I MAY BE A DOUCHE BUT I GOT FEELINGS TOO!" Kill then cried in his hooves and knelt to the floor.

Joy then knelt with Kill and comforted him as he patted Kill's back," Don't worry, let's just get this over with and we can go watch some porn okay? I mean, we still have Graze, Ditzy and that three door fiesta of the others having fun."

Kill wiped his tears and sobbed," Heh, you're right, we can always relive that.... Anyways, next mystery."

" Where the buck is Pinkamena and Surprise?! Even though they are our Ex's, we can still talk to them, I think they are just a bit pissed off with how Kill and I didn't feel much when they broke up with us.... One day, we shall talk to them again and be all happy friends."

" Yeah, I am going to fuck Pinkamena, maybe then she would feel my friendship" Kill said and paused," ....Wait, they are free consciences! JOY! WE HAVE A CHANCE!"

"BY CELESTIA'S NAME! YOU'RE RIGHT! WE DO!" Joy said in sudden realization.

" Okay buddy, calm your hormones, let's just get this done. Chaser's scar.....How did he actually get that? He told us it was from a dragon."

" He also said it was when he saved a foal from a shark...Total Bullshit!" Joy actually cursed.

" Seems Legit. OH! THAT'S RIGHT! LEGIT! Honestly that dude's luck is like a fucking yo-yo, first he is with Berry and then we hear about him watching his parents fuck so much, he made a song... How did he watch his parents? We don't know, ask him! Maybe he just walked in on them getting busy, tickling each others fancies or maybe he saw Mommy and Daddy wrestling....Or, maybe he just cut a hole in his wall.....Yeah, all those answers are pretty legit."

" We got to stop with these bad puns, it is killing my joy," Joy said.

" AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

" PLEASE NOT SO BUCKING LOUD KILL!"

" FUCK YOU! I DO WHAT I WANT!" Kill shouted to Joy," Hmph! The nerve of some ponies. Anyways, next mystery what happened to Omnius during the Marepocalypse? He got fucked alot! THAT'S WHAT! Maybe even a few 96's here and there."

" Oh and ShadowMark? He just ran and waited out three days, the usual time for it to end. Smart pony but he wanted to watch the world burn leaving us there.... I had fun though! Threesomes are always fun!" Joy said a bit perverted," Me Gusta~"

" Okay, also, the phrase "Tickled my fancy" basically means that it interested us.... But we just use it in such a more perverted way because it is funnier... I MEAN! C'MON! TICKLE MY FANCY! WHAT THE BUCK DOES IT SOUND LIKE TO Y'ALL !" Kill laughed.

" Oh! And finally, why Graze doesn't like Aroma is because--"

" Because that's in the next chapter! BYE READERS! SEE YOU ALL NEXT TIME! We have to back to Graze and Melody."

" Night ponies!" Joy said waving a hoof.

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