[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

    <  My conscience Joy writes in these and  Italics>

         { I respond in these}  

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I looked at Mr. Charge bemused as he sat on my chair.

" What?" Was all he had asked.

" I honestly don't give a fuck anymore, I just want to change my clothes and relax," I had said trotting to my closet.

' This is thee easiest two hundred bits earned,' Silent thought to himself,' ....... He isn't going to like what he sees thou--'

" WHERE THE MOTHER FUCK ARE MY BUCKING CLOTHES?!" I shouted watching my empty closet. My eyes then took notice of a square shaped dark spot of where a certain box used to be," WHERE THE BUCK IS ALL MY PORN!"

[ WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING?! THAT IS PURE EVIL!! I SWEAR TO CELESTIA I WILL KILL THAT PONY'S MAKER AND FEED THEM TO HIM/HER ]

< Kill, aren't you over reacting a bit? It's just porn > Joy said trying to calm Kill down.

Kill then looked at Joy with a confused yet angered expression [ Whatthefuckyoumeanjustporn? THAT IS MY FUCKING PORN! AND THEY TOOK THE WHOLE FUCKING BOX!....... AND THE DECEMBER TWINS!]

< December twins? >

[ Article 69, March 2008 bro, page 34 ]

" Mr. Charge! WHERE ARE MY BUCKING CLOTHES AND MY PORN?!" I shouted at the teacher, the only one in my room other than Valkyria.

" I know nothing of your porn but about your clothes, Light and Legit took them. Yes I am ratting those two out because I want to win as well," Charge said quickly putting his hooves in front of his mouth.

" Wait....Win what?" I questioned my teacher.

Mr. Charge sighed," Well there goes my twenty bits but I shall not lose my morals.... You see, Light and Legit made a bet with the other ponies of who can see you without any clothes. Winner gets two hundred bits and the teachers kind of interfered."

" Light and Legit, you little fucks, I am going to murder you two," I said with hate and disgust," Hold on one bucking second, where is my porn?!"

" I said I don't know but just--"

Mr. Charge then stopped his pattern of speech as I held out a hoof and sniffed the air, something was a bit different though.

I continued smelling the atmosphere, this scent was familiar but I couldn't put my hoof on it. I sniffed closer to the floor as the scent grew stronger and then, I found one single strand of green hair.

"....Vinetion."

With the most serious of faces, I walked out of the room leaving Charge alone," Wait, where are you going?"

" I'm going to kick some ass," I said closing the door behind me in search of a certain two ponies, Light and Legit.

*SLAM!*

" Wow, somewhere, shit just hit the fan.... And it was not caused by me," Charge said aloud to himself.

At that moment, I was running through the halls of the school in search of my 'beloved' friends....Yeah, so beloved they wanted to see me naked.

As I passed the cafeteria, I heard small amounts of laughter, very familiar if one might add. I traced back my steps walking backwards until I had stopped in front of the windowed door of the cafeteria.

The only and first thing I had noticed was Light laughing at Legit who wore one of my many stolen outfits.

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" Hahahahahaah! Dude, do another, that is fricking hilarious!" Light said holding his chest as he laughed.

Legit wore my trademark black and white clothes as he began to cough clearing his throat as if he was ever going to mimic my voice," *AHEM* Look at me! I'm the only pony in school who wears clothes, I am ashamed of my body!"

" HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Light laughed loudly in a fit on the floor as he rolled, he opened his eyes for one second and all laughter immediately stopped.

Legit kept on laughing as he tried his best to talk," Hahahaha, dude what's wrong... Light, you've looked like you've seen a ghost, what's wrong?"

What Light had seen and pointed at was far worse than a ghost, it was a grim shadowy figure with one eye as it glared behind Legit.

Legit slowly and frighteningly turned around seeing a bemused, pissed off expression of me staring directly into his soul.

" So you're the ponies who started this bet and took my clothes?" I said quite calmly which was the horrifying part about it.

" NO! YES! BUT UHMM--"

I placed a hoof over his mouth shutting him up," Shh Shh, no need for talking, only a simple yes or no would suffice....So what is it?"

"Mhmm!" He muffled through my hoof.

" You know what you did was wrong, right?"

"  Yes."

" You do know you're going to be severely punished for it right?"

" Y--"

" FALCON PUNCH!" I shouted punching him with a charged hoof of black flames in shape of a falcon, sending his body pitching out of the cafeteria window as he flailed from hitting the ground as he bounced on its surface due to the immense force applied.

" I was tired of you talking anyways, by the way, I fucking want my clothes dry cleaned," I said to Legit even though he was far away.

" And you!" I said looking at Light as he jumped a bit,"Wow big guy calm down, I need a favor....Not really a favor since you stole my clothes but I need you to do something for me."

" I bucking hate my job," a random Omnius complained walking passed us.

" What do you need Graze?" Light asked.

" Turn me into a mare," I simply replied.

" Urhmm why would you want such a thing?"

" Because I want to fucking clop, dude just change me into a mare so I can get revenge on Vine."

" What did she do to you?" He asked curiously.

" Bitch stole my porn and if she says no...Things are going to get drastic, now, would you kindly?"

" Of course," Light said as his horn glowed a bright yellow," This act cannot go unpunished!"

* BZZZTTTTTTT PING*

[ Damn, Imma sexy mare ]

" Thanks," I said now in my squeakier feminine voice.

" Damn, if I didn't know you were Graze I would totally--"

" AHEM!" Trixie said now appearing behind Light.

"--Totally be your friend and respect you as a mare," Light finished his sentence which made Trixie smile widely.

[ Pussy Whipped!] Kill said in his feminine voice now.

< I do admit, this body is so much easier to move in!>

{ I know right! }

" Bye Light! And don't forget to tell Legit to dry clean my clothes! See ya!" I galloped waving off a hoof to Light and the Great and Powerful Trixie who had now appeared.

" Was Legit just friendzoned?" Trixie curiously asked.

" Eeyup."

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I appeared at the front of Vine's door after a slight run from hall to the dorm room's area. But Dear Celestia, it was more relaxing to be in a mare's body even without my nuts.

* Knock Knock Knock* I tapped on the door. It soon opened to reveal a wooden coated mare a bit confused at who was at her front door.

" Urhmm... Do I know you?"

I had no time for small chat as I began," Vine, I know you have my porn so give it back."

" ....GRAZE?! Why are you a mare?!" She and any pony who would have noticed would have asked.

" Oh, I don't know," I said innocently,"just in case you say no."

" No," Vinetion flatly said.

" Bitch I want my porn and I want it back now, this is some serious shit and no pony fucks around with my porn."

".....Fuck you and your mother," Vine said returning the curses.

" My mom is dead."

" I know," Vinetion smiled evilly.

......

*CRASH*

Both female pegasi alike, Vine and I had fallen out of her window holding onto one another as we descended.

" YOU BITCH! JUST GIVE ME BACK THE FUCKING PORN!" I shouted.

" NEVER! IT'S MINE!" Vine replied.

Simultaneously, before hitting the ground we opened out our wings catching a drift allowing us to land properly with a roll parting from one another.

I stood up as Vine did as well saying," So, you want to fight for your porn? Then so be it."

Vine took both of her hooves and stomped on the floor sending out dozens of vines towards me intent on damaging at those sort of speeds.

[ Shit has gotten serious and so should we ]

< FOR THE PORN!> Even Joy shouted ready to fight for our beloved collection.

I unfolded my wings and flapped them sending out a small black ember which outlined the structure of such wings with a black tribal flame. I too rushed Vine with her onslaught as one by one, I gracefully dodged all of the vines with my flexible body as I twisted, turned, pivoted seeming as if I were dancing while my wings on contact burnt them off.

With one quick pivot of a hoof I met Vine eye to eye a trail of burnt leaf like rope behind me," Thats all you got sweetheart?" I teased Vine.

She flapped her wings with a powerful flap sending her above me only in the slightest of difference as she suddenly flipped mid air and kicked my head with a powerful hoof sending me to the floor.

Okay, that had really bucking hurt and on the head too?! For Celestia's sake, give me a fucking break!

Vine stood on top of my chest with her hoof claiming she was the winner," No sweetheart I'm just getting started."

I chuckled a bit under my breath grabbing Vine's hoof, giving a small twist sending her to the floor not before giving her a quick kick from one of my hooves giving us a little more distance from another.

She gave out a quick smirk before tapping her hoof on the floor causing not one but dozens of strange cacti to sprout from the floor. One of them moved willingly a bit backwards as it seemed to inhale but as to exhale, it released one single fine needle at me. I stood firm and brave as that one needle only grazed against my cheek leaving a slight mark passing through my mane shortening a few strands.

"FIRE!" Vine commanded her minions of cacti which shot out hundreds of shots.

WASN'T THAT JUST GOING A BIT TOO FAR?!

I ran around Vine and her cactus army dodging the many sharp projectiles," What why am I running?" I opened out my wings drifting and flapped them furiously emitting a wide black flamed wave matching the power of the hundreds of needles shot.

Both wave of flame and stream of needles matched one another in strength as they continuously fought another without either progression made.

< Kill what are you doing?! This is no time for games!> Female Joy said as she watched Kill pick up a controller from no where.

[ Trust me on this one ] Kill then began furiously button mashing the 'X' button of the controller, yet in real life the flames were overpowering the needle's firepower.

The sudden burst of energy sent the wave of black fire burning anything down it's path including Vine's so called army which was now ash.

" Ha, fire beats grass," I said a bit smug through the smoke coming from the burning plants blocking my view of Vine,"....Vine? Oh CRAP DID I BURN H--"

" YAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" I heard a battle cry as Vine jumped through the cloud of smoke surprise attacking me with a hoof.

I blocked simply with another of mine, retaliating by punching one of my own hooves which she had caught. Locked within hooves Vine and I struggled to overpower one another....

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During our little fun, Mr. Charge and Chaser were on the sidelines. Silent Charger then walked towards the two mares fighting one another only to be stopped by Chaser.

" Wow man! Where are you going exactly? One does not ever stop a cat fight, it's the male code."

"..... Fine but who do you think is going to win?" Charge questioned Chaser accepting the rules of male code and conduct.

" Honestly, I think that mare is wearing clothes is going to win," Chaser said.

" I have my money on Vine," Charge revealed his answer.

" Oh yeah? Wanna bet?"

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Buck! This was getting us no where and I even felt a bit weaker in this body, most of muscle mass gone!.....Yeah, it would be very lady like to see a mare built like a stallion.

With a twist of Vine's hooves she escaped from the grasp pulling me in as she grabbed onto my coat and headbutted me.

" FUCK!" I shouted holding my head with my hoof trying as best to endure the pain but I did not need anymore thus I opened one eye seeing Vine rushing me with another hoof.

[ GRAZE! SWITCH QUICKLY!]

Kill suddenly grabbed her hoof and spun her confusing the mare between left and right. I then stood up quite easily ( Oh! So there were most of my strength was) facing Vine pulling off one of the most deadliest combos ever.

With one leg, a quick kick straight to her face and another lower done by her knees yet again swinging it up and down with an axe kick only to switch legs once I landed where I stood pivoting on the other leg and kicking her side with another gaining momentum spinning with three consecutive spinning kicks. On the last move within the final spin, I uppercutted her by her chin sending her into the air.

[ Wait for it.....]

*Thud*

[ Music to my ears ]

" C'mon Vine just give up, the one with the porn rules them all!" I said a bit too smug.

" THE PORN SHALL FOREVER STAY WITH ME!" Vine shouted getting a random burst of energy and determination head on charging at me.

I smiled and punched out a hoof which she simply ducked.

*POW* She coughed me in my chest.

*POW POW POW POW* A quick four hits, two rising up to my head and the other two back and forth on my face.

*POW* She knocked my head down with her elbow.

*POW* One knee to the stomach grabbing me with a hoof throwing me to the floor as I was in shock of pain slamming it into me within the floor.

Both Vinetion and I were breathing deeply from many hits fighting one another matched a bit too equally. Her last combo move and mine had taken quite a lot out of both of us.

" *Pants* Do... you...give up yet?!" Vine said through her breaths.

" *Pants* Never...." I said breathing deeply and even then I rushed her.

' He still has enough energy to move!' Vine said to herself.

" BOTH OF YOU STOP IT!" Ditzy cried out running between both of us," I AM ASHAMED OF BOTH OF YOU!"

" What did we do?!" Vine and I shouted as if we didn't try to kill one another.

" Don't play stupid with me! Mr. Charge can't even lie to save his morals, why the buck are you two fighting over porn!"

" Hey! She stole it from me!" I argued pointing a hoof at Vine.

" Oh yeah? And why do you even have porn Graze?!" Ditzy shouted at me.

" Yes Graze, why do you even--"

" Don't you dare mock me, I am not in the bucking mood Vine," Ditzy warned her making Vinetion shut it for now," Graze, it's either you pick me ," she pointed to herself," Or the magazines,'' she now pointed to the box which she had carried full of porn.

[ DUDE! THE PORN! DECEMBER TWINS! MS. HEARTS AND MS. HOOVES! ]

< Graze, all I have to say is... Don't fuck up >

I sighed," Sorry for the fighting Ditzy, I would obviously choose you over any day."

" And Vine, why did you even steal his porn in the first place?!" Ditzy said paying attention to Vine.

" Yeah, it was wrong of me, but since he doesn't need it, can I keep it?" Vine begged Ditzy.

" That is up to Graze not me," Ditzy then 'hmph'd as Vine begged me with puppy pout eyes. I stared at the box thinking of what to do...but only one thought came to mind.

" I'm sorry but no one pony is allowed this much porn..... This world alone isn't ready for this sort of power.... With a lot of porn comes a lot of responsibility....and fapkins," I looked at the box and did the unthinkable, setting it on fire.

Vine's eyes opened wide in shock," YOU FOOL! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! MY PRECIOUS!"

[ GRAZE! YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH TITS CUM SWALLOWING DOUCHEBAG NUT GOBBLING SHITTY ASS CRACK RIMMING BAREBACK GANGBANGING BOTTOM WHORE FULLBLOWN AIDS WHORE!]

" Wait! We still don't know who won the bet!" Vine shouted as Charge and Chaser came to the scene of burning porn files.

I looked at Vine," No pony did, all of you lost the game, so I suggest you ask for your refund. No pony ever wins with me, especially if betting against."

I then walked away from the scene with Ditzy wrapped in my wings.

" How long til this spell wears off?" Ditzy questioned my female appearance.

" A day.....or when I feel like it.... And don't forget about tonite, you promised," I said smiling ever so happily with my feminine body.

Ditzy then sighed," I know."

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