[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

    <  My conscience Joy writes in these and  Italics>

         { I respond in these}  

Still a mare.

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I woke up in the morning still in bed as I laid next to Ditzy still sleeping from our special anniversary gift to one another. That night was just....Wow and different in a good way as a mare. I think I actually liked this.

[ I think I enjoy sleeping right now ] Kill said still being a female conscience [ But anywho, since Icy as a name ain't gonna cut it because ....Well, we have a friend named Ice now, what shall we name ourselves? ]

< I don't know > Joy said putting a hoof to her chin < I kind of like the name Grace since it is close to Graze but more feminine like >

{ Grace it is then but also since Joy is already feminine enough, we need to find Kill a new name }

[ Buck both of you all, there is a reason why we are called KillJoy ]

I chuckled a feminine one at the thoughts in my head as I relaxed in my bed just enjoying the early morning.

* Knock Knock Knock*

And there went my relaxation period. I got off my bed slowly trying my best not to wake the mare beside me as I then stretched my wings and back resulting in a few pops and snaps making my morning a livelier and easier one.

Trotting over to the door, I opened it seeing the one and only Mr. Charge, probably the only teacher to be awake at six in the morning. Damn he must have probably hated himself.

" No Grace, I don't hate myself, I am just an early wake but I would like to talk to you about a something that can help you out," Mr. Charge said reading my mind again which I hated oh so much," And because you hate it, I shall continue to do so."

" Arghh! Mr. Charge, you aren't allowed to enter a mare's privacy," I complained.....Wow, these mare hormones were really acting up on me.

" Hahaha! Sorry sorry, I shall only do such to Graze," Mr. Charge winked.

" Hmph, so what do you want?"

" I remember you 'bitching' about a certain problem dealing with school work, and I would like to help out," He emphasized on that one word just to piss me off. I swear to bucking Celestia, it is too early in the morning for this shit.

" I do not bitch! I whine! NO WAIT! I DON'T WHINE, I COMPLAIN! DO YOU WANT TO SEE BITCHING? I CAN GET ON LIKE A BITCH IF YOU WOULD LIKE!"

[ Now, with a simple diagram and maths, I would create an inequality which supports how bitching is worse than whining] Kill then held up a sign stating: Complaining < Whining < Bitching.

< How do you come up with this? >

" Ha! Maybe later, we would probably be here for hours," Mr. Charge chuckled.

With a bemused expression I said quite flatly," Fuck you sir."

" My dear Grace, that would be pedophiliac of me, no matter how you look at it, five hundred years and a nineteen year old mare ain't gonna cut it," Charge explained within his come back, " But back onto the topic, if you would like to become teacher for a day--"

*SQUEE* " YES!" I ran and hugged Mr. Charge....Damn these emotions......

" Okay Okay, jeez Graze," He called me by my real name this time as I didn't let go from the embrace," Calm down, let me finish explain."

Mr. Charge then pushed me away with one hoof keeping personal space at a minimum," Ahem* It seems that I have gained a few vacation days from actually never using one, so I decided why not take a day off? And because of that, I need an assistant a.k.a you to teach the class since it shall help both you and myself out."

" How will this help me out exactly?"

" You have problems with physics but yet you are good at it, so the best way to brush up on those skills is to teach the class. Experience is better than reading a book," Charge admitted," Are you up to the task?"

I stood up on my hind legs and folded my fore," Challenge accepted."

Mr. Charge actually smiled [ Plus one dead kitten because no more puppies were left to die ]," Great, your interview with the principal beings within an hour!"

My eyes widened in shock," ...T-the Principal?!"

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I walked into the office which before me lead the principal's awaiting for the call in, surprised as ever though I saw one familiar pony," OMNIUS?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"

[ Wasn't that pony like.... I don't know, a janitor? Did he get a promotion or something? ]

< If you are a mare, at least talk properly as one should>

[ Where the fuck do you live? ]

" Ha, why are you so surprised? I have more than one job in this school ya know," Omnius said jokingly.

" Oh yeah, like what?"

" Janitor, Office Secretary, I sometimes share out lunch, Guidance counselor,you name it!"

" Holy Celestia, how do you keep up with all of this work?"

" Well you see--"

A new voice called out interrupting Omnius' track of thought and speech," Mr. Graze, would you please enter my office."

" Well, it looks like that's you. I think the Principal is going to need a little explanation of why you're a mare though."

" Hahaha, I know," I said walking passed Omnius behind the desk.

I then entered the door to find one pony behind a desk, somewhat serious as a matter of fact.

His mane was....Oh fuck it, you guys saw the picture. The pony sat behind his desk, his mane well groomed and black with a small name on his desk stating his name 'Shadow-Mark.'

" Good morning Mr. Gra....Ms. Graze? Aren't you supposed to be a colt?" He questioned me.

" Sorry sir," I said showing respect to the principal," Long story short, I accidentally got changed into a mare, by the way, my name is Grace, I really don't want to freak out some students."

Shadow-Mark picked up a few stacks of pages slowly reading them and placed them back down," Very well Ms. Grace before we get started, I would like to talk to you about your activities in school, you fought down three bullies?"

From here on, it was basically a fast question and fast response game.

" Stood up for a mare."

" Started a food fight?"

" Was not me, it was those exchange students."

" Beat up four colts."

"Outside of school thus it has no intention being there."

ShadowMark took a pencil and drew a straight line through that still not taking his eyes off me," You got into detention."

" It was Mr. Charge! How does any student not get in detention?!"

" Very well.... I think I have heard enough.... Now the real interview begins," ShadowMark said walking and closing the door which I accidentally left open.

[ WAIT! WAIT! WAIT LET ME DO THIS ]

He sat back down on his seat with the same expression," Ms. Grace thank you for coming to your interview."

I sat there smugly," No problem."

" So you're a student around here, that's fair to say?"

" Absolutely, I'm the boss."

" So, kindly take us through the day of the boss."

" Well the first thing I do is

TALK TO STUDENTS (like a boss)

ATTEND CLASSES(like a boss)

DELIVER MAIL(like a boss)

REMEMBER BIRTHDAYS (like a boss)

HELP COLLEAGUES (like a boss)

MY OWN DORM ROOM (like a boss)

HIT ON DITZY (like a boss)

GET ACCEPTED (like a boss)

EAT SOME MUFFINS (like a boss)

DO SOME HOMEWORK (like a boss)

ORDER MORE MUFFINS (like a boss)

CRY DEEPLY (like a boss)

DEMAND A REFUND (like a boss)

EAT A CUPACKE (like a boss)

DETENTION (like a boss)

NO PASSES (like a boss)

SHOT SOME VODKA (like a boss)

SHIT ON CHARGE'S DESK (like a boss)

BUY A GUN(like a boss)

IN MY MOUTH (like a boss)

Oh fuck man I can't fucking do it... shit!

PUSSY OUT (like a boss)

PUKE ON CHARGE'S DESK (like a boss)

JUMP OUT A WINDOW (like a boss)

SURVIVE RAPE (like a boss)

NECRO FLAREBOOM (like a boss)

SIGN MY NAME (like a boss)

SEXUALLY CURSIVE(like a boss)

WEAR CLOTHES(like a boss)

NEVER CAUGHT NAKED(like a boss?)

OWN A DRAGON(like a boss)

BECOME A MARE(like a boss)

CLOP!(like a boss)

" Oh...so that's an average day for you?" ShadowMark asked me a bit confused.

Kill answered for me," No doubt."

" You clop everyday and become a mare," he said with some doubt.

" Hell yeah."

" And I think at one point you said survive rape?"

" No doubt about it."

"......... Welcome to the teacher's board for a day Ms. Grace," he said after a short pause.

" I'm the boss."

" And I'm the principal, so get ready for your next class it starts in ten minutes."

I sat up from my chair and walked out of the room to my first class. (like a boss)

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I stood behind the door of the classroom a bit anxious for my first attempt at teaching and worse yet, I had the class with all of my friends in it.All.

Behind that door, the endless chitter chatter of the class continued uninstructed by a teacher," Sigh* It's now or never."

I opened the door shyly and as soon as the click of the door was heard, automatically the class was hushed, you could have heard the tension awaiting for the supposed Mr. Charge.

As they had noticed Mr. Charge had not entered the class, there were a few whispers and murmurs. I broke the silence going up to the board writing my name, Grace sexually cursive," Hello class, my name is Grace and I will be your substitute teacher for the day!"

CrackShot, SeaBreeze, Light, Vine and Legit all looked at me shocked that I was there teacher, the only ponies that didn't know were, Dark and Ice as they never saw me as a mare.

Soon the murmurs and whispers erupted into loud talk ignoring me at the front of the class," Urhm, excuse me! Please stop the talking."

A few of my friends tried to help out calming the class yet their efforts were futile.

' So, pick on the mare teacher huh? Time to do this Charge's way' I thought to myself.

I cleared my throat and shouted," SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

And at that point the entire class had hushed with the exception of the three bullies in the back, they had recognized me from before but that was ages ago. I walked up to them glaring at two shutting them up as one brown pegasi tried to gain their attention.

" So, hello Mr. Dumbells, can you please tell me why do you not understand the words 'shut the fuck up?"

" Uhmm, I-"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" I shouted flipping his entire table throwing down all of his supplies to the floor as he stayed still instilled with fear. I grabbed him from his coat staring deeply into his eyes," Now, you will obey and do as I fucking say, got that?"

He nodded and whimpered," Good, now pick yourself up before you start my work, you look like shit."

I began my trot to the front of the class until I was interrupted once again.

[ Oh Celestia, protect his soul from my wrath ]

< How are you a mare?! >

" HEY BITCH YOU CAN'T TREAT MY FRI-FR-F-F-" Poor colt couldn't stop his sentence as I stayed quiet stopping still in my tracks. The air grew cold through my intense rage, even Ice had felt it.

I turned my attention to the pony who dared oppose me and call me a bitch," Please....Repeat," I said calmly.

He shook his head denying my recognize.

" Repeat... Now, what did you call me? I will not ask again," I begged and pleaded for this colt to repeat waiting for an opportunity to destroy him. Yes, destroy.

He stayed quiet not wanting to piss me off but instead, he was still doing it.

" Mother fucker, did I stutter?" I grabbed his face with both hooves applying pressure to his cheeks," Now, speak and you will not get any detention."

He finally took the bait," I-I called you a bitch."

I closed my eyes and nodded as I said my anger quite under control," Mr. Legit."

" Y-Yes Mr.- I mean, Ms. Grace?"

" Would you please hand me The Book," I said still looking at my victim as Legit walked half through the class with one of Charge's demonic tools of torture handing it over to me," Thank you."

I rested the book on Hoops' table and rested both of my hooves on it supporting my chin. I flicked my long mane with one and sighed a stressful one," You and I are going to play a little game, unlike Mr. Charge I am giving you a chance, you move and I will make this book damage you, physically, mentally and spiritually."

" How?" His lips moved.

*KA-POW* I quickly bucked the entire book of demonic energy to him literally sending him off his seat.

" Like that," I replied looking at the entire class," The fuck all of you looking at? Turn to page four hundred and answer the questions at the end of the chapter." The class followed my dictatorship like behavior all simultaneously opening their books and obeying my law while I walked to my desk.

< Think that was a bit much?>

[ No, they hurt my feelings ]

< The only feelings you have are horny, boredom and rage. >

*Thud*

Arriving at my desk, I slammed my head upon it rather dramatically only wanting to rest from my little outburst.

" Hehehe," I heard a student giggle at my actions. One of my ears instantly perked up telling them I was hearing everything that they were speaking of.....Everything.

A few minutes passed and it was time I answered the questions upon the board," Alright class who got this correct?"

Only a few raised their hands," Hm, copy down this answer for now the rest of you as I write the next answer."

I turned my head towards the board continuing writing down the answers.

*Fwip Tap* Was what I heard coming from the front of the class, I turned my head to SeaBreeze and CrackShot.

" Dude stop touching me!" CrackShot exclaimed.

" All I want is to borrow a penc--"

" Both of you stop it," I interrupted Breeze.

" Yes Ms. Grace," both of them replied allowing me to turn back to the answers on the board.

* Fwip Fwip Tap Tap* " Breeze stop it!" CrackShot retaliated with his own hooves flailing at Breeze's.

* Tap Tap Fwip Tap Fwip Fwip Tap Tap* I rested the chalk gently down, something I wasn't about to do to them.

* KA-POW* I quickly turned around bitch slapping Breeze and CrackShot with one hoof knocking them out.

*RIINNNNNNNNGGGGGG*

" Somepony get those two to Cross, hope you enjoy the rest of your day," I said a bit happily as the bell rang my entire mood set changing. I exited the room and the first thing I saw was Mr. Charge.

" I've taught you well," Mr. Charge said smiling [ Another dead kitten ]," Where do you think you're going?"

" To the cafe," I answered.

" Ha! You're a teacher for the day, when would you get the next chance to come to our Lounge?"

My face beamed with sunshine actually going to the rumored wonderful place known as the Teachers escape.

I followed Mr. Charge as I skipped happily along the paths and soon after, there it was, shone with heavenly lights. You could have heard the angels sing Hallelujah.

I entered through the gates of heaven and saw angels...Ewww, no teachers, Cross, Chaser, Charge and somehow Omnius.

" Hey who is the new mare? You look sort of familiar," Chaser questioned me.

" It's me Chase, Graze," I replied in my sexy mare voice (Okay, I couldn't resist putting that one.)

" WHUT?! But Graze is a colt! Not a chick with a dick!" Chaser ranted.

" Chase, it's Graze who just got turned into a mare," Charge clarified," The spell should be off soon, maybe two more days tops, IF HE STOPS LIKING THE BODY SO MUCH!"

" Hey, Imma sexy mare, leave me and my sexiness alone," I replied.

" Damn, I wonder how I look as a mare?......" Suddenly wing boner," Damn, I look hot."

" I'm not sure about me though," Omnius tried to imagine himself.

Charge opened his mouth," Honestly, how would I look as a mare?" And slowly, Chaser's wing boner died down his head filling up with unnecessary images of genderbended Charge.

" Okay then, now that is over with!" Chaser said breaking the awkward tension, he directed his attention to Cross," Hey Red, how do you think you would look like one?"

Cross' expression changed to one of bemused blowing hot air out from his nostrils ignoring Chaser's comment.

I looked at Mr. Charge," What's up with them?"

" Mare problem," He said dully.

" Problem? But there are two......OOOOOOO.....Oh shit, that sucks."

" Like a whore," Charge added.

*Click*

" Oh Fuck," Charge said staring at the door.

" What is it?"

" Anarchy....."

*BLAM* The door kicked open revealing a female draconiquis, apparently named Anarchy.

" Hey ponies! " Anarchy greeted everyone in the room entering the conversation but soon saw Mr. Charge and walked past him flickering her tail under his chin saying slowly," Hello Mr. Charge."

" What do you want Anarchy?" He sighed.

" Oh nothing, just want to see my favorite teacher," she teased him.

Chaser and Omnius were communicating sign language with one another. Chaser waved his hoof passed his face and removed his hair to the back of his head literally translating to,' She wants the dick.'

Omnius chuckled and nodded, spreading his hooves wide,' All of it' and then pelvic thrusted the air which is a very multinational term.

*Snap* A snicker was heard coming from Anarchy snapping her fingers, two pink clouds appearing above both Omnius and CloudChaser soaking their coats with what had seemed to be chocolate milk.

"AGGHHHH MY EYES!!" Both of them shouted as somehow we actually heard the sizzle of heat," WHAT THE BUCK IS THIS SHIT!"

"Hahahahaha, hot coffee my dear stallions," Anarchy laughed at the two ponies in misery as they flailed their arms.

Only a slight snicker was heard from Cross half way across the room as the female draconiquis approached me," And who might you be?"

" Oh, I'm not a teacher! I am just supervising for Mr. Charge," I answered," My name is Graze."

" Also, he got turned into a mare but he is just waiting for the effects of magic to wear off," Charge explained.

" Hey, I did it for a good cause."

" Porn is never a good cause."

" It's the only cause," Anarchy added into the conversation only pissing off Charge a bit more.

" And you are Miss Anarchy?" I asked the teacher.

" I'm the philosophy teacher of this school, usually students argue and etcetera but it's so much fun to see discord among them as they debate it out...Sometimes I eat popcorn, it amuses me so."

" Serious?"

"Mhmm."

" Sign me up for your class then! I love Philosophy," I smiled pleading at the teacher.

" No problem Graze...Grace... Screw it, I'm just gonna call you Graze," Anarchy said a bit confused at first.

* Knock Knock Knock* " Excuse me, but is Ms. Grace inside there? I need to talk to her," said a voice sounding like Light through the door.

" Comiiiinnnngggg," I chimed as I trotted to the door.

" Ha...Coming," Chaser said laughing at his own joke.

*Snap* Anarchy poured another set of hot coffee onto him but this time muzzled his nuzzle so he won't be able to scream.

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!" He tried his best to vent out the pain.

Back at the door now, Light had told me about CrackShot and his new spell being able to slow down time giving us more time to study for upcoming test.

" REALLY?!" I said surprised.

" Yeah, really, he wants all of us to come outside the front of the school, now! He has been practicing this for a good while now."

" WELL C'MON! LET'S GO!" I said grabbing his hoof closing the door as we made our way to the front of the school.

" Oooo, this seems like fun, c'mon guys lets follow," Anarchy said adventurously as Chaser wiped the coffee out of his eyes.

" Who died and made you leader?" Charge questioned her.

" Thankfully, not you," she teased him flickering her tail under his chin again making her way out of the room with Cross silently behind her and Charge with a sigh.

" C'mon Chaser, let's go, I actually want to see this!' Omnius said.

" HOW THE BUCK CAN I GO WHEN THERE IS COFFEE IN MY EYES?!" Chaser complained as he washed his face with some water by the near sink.

" Shh, don't talk, I will be your eyes."

" No homo right?"

" All of the homo," Omnius joked as he guided Chaser into a wall.

*Thud*

" Remind me to bucking murder you," Chaser said on the floor.

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Everyone of my friends and teachers were now outside anxious to see CrackShot's new spell as he himself reread the scriptures of the text except for Vine who had kept her distance not wanting to be caught within the ' freaky shit' as quoted by her.

Even Ditzy was excited as she hopped on a cloud, bouncing up and down awaiting for the magic spell to occur.

"Okay, that seems like to be the last of it," CrackShot said throwing the book behind him. He stood firmly onto the ground as he focused all of his strength into his horn, praying that the spell would work.

And it was! A huge arcane circle in shape of many clocks, golden transparent in color, appeared around him. They seemed to have been moving slower and slower though, which must have meant the spell worked.

Anarchy had now taken notice of Ditzy still jumping on the cloud and smiled wickedly. She snapper her fingers turning the cloud grey and with Ditzy's final jump, lightning struck shocking both her and had broken Shot's focus on the spell. The hands of the clock spun faster and faster and soon, it was too much for CrackShot to control shooting him out of the arcane circle returning everything back to normal or so it had seemed.

I had been tackled by Ditzy as she knew who I was, laying on top of me and passionately kissing me," I don't know what went wrong....But I like it."

I examined Ditzy carefully, her pupils in shape of a hearts and her provocative behaviour......

[ Oh no....Buck no.... This can't be happening! NOT AGAIN! ]

Anarchy smiled evilly," She doesn't know what went wrong but I do," she then snapped her fingers teleporting the entire school of mares by her side," Welcome, to Marecopalypse!"

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But wait...SHIT! I'M A MARE!

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