[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

    <  My conscience Joy writes in these and  Italics>

         { I respond in these}  

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Omnius and Chaser walked down the halls speaking to one another about the bet as they had teamed up for this.

" Chaser, what exactly do you need one hundred bits for?" Omnius asked curiously.

Chaser thought for a while putting a hoof to his chin," Honestly, I need to get my room sound proofed."

"Urhmm...Why would a pony like you want something like that?"

Chaser chuckled at a certain thought," Well, remember a few days ago when everypony throughout the entire school woke up?"

" Urhm yeah..... What about it?"

"Wellllllllll......."

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Luna laid down on a bed relaxing her body from an entire day's of work...Or so she thought.

" Chaser, are you sure we aren't moving a bit too fast?"

" Wasn't this your idea?" Chaser chuckled at the mare," Hahaha, I'm just kidding but you and I are both adults so we could have some fun time."

" If you say so Cloud.

~ A few moments later ~

" OH DEAR CELESTIA!! I'M GOING TOO! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Luna screamed to the top of her lungs in the Royal Canterlot Voice echoing throughout the entire school.

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At that point of time, the entire school including me had woken up.

" WHAT THE BUCK WAS THAT?!" I shouted in shock.

< That my friend, is the Royal Canterlot Orgasm >

[ That was thee Traditional Royal Canterlot Orgasm! It is tradition to scream like a Dovahkiin and TO USE THIS MUCH VOLUME WHEN FUCKING THEIR SUBJECTS! ] Kill suddenly shouted mimicking the volume of what was just heard.

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".........Did you just scream your sisters name?" Chaser questioned her.

*Squee* Luna blushed.

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" WAIT! THAT WAS YOU AND LUNA?!" Omnius shouted in surprise.

" Yes! Now Shh, please.... I've been getting hate mail from Celestia ever since that day!" Chaser then pulled out a letter which he somehow kept within the depths of his jacket pockets which read:

Dear Cloud Chaser,

                                    So, I heard you like the moon, I have a fantastic spot for you there....

                                                                                                                              Ruler of Equestria and hopefully not sister-in-law,

                                                                                                                              Princess Celestia.

P.S - Are you a mmmmmmmmbeeyetch that likes bananas?

" Yeah you are royally screwed.......Both ways! Hahahaha!" Omnius laughed at his own joke only getting a chuckle from Chaser.

" Hahahaha, okay man let's just get the two hundred bits first alright? You get Graze while I set up the art room."

" No problemo! Be right back in a giffy!" Omnius said dashing off as Chaser walked to his classroom.

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Ditzy and I were now both back in the school from our somewhat relaxing day at the spa.... If it weren't for two ponies of course.

[ Killed My Joy ]

< Tell me about it >

We were so close to our apartment, I couldn't wait to relax or something without somepony bothering me.

"Hey Ditzy, you don't find some ponies are acting strange today?"

" Like how?" She simply questioned.

" I'm not sure but this morning Vinetion was asking me about why I wore clothes and then out of Celestia no where! Dark and Ice show up questioning me if I wore clothes in the sauna!"

" Hehe, maybe I am not the only one who wants to see," Ditzy flirted coming closer to me," You know.... Since you've been such a good pony and it is our anniversary, we can--"

" GRAZE!! CLOUD CHASER NEEDS YOU!" I heard a voice shout down from the halls.

[ OH FUCK! AND WE WERE JUST IN THE MOMENT!]

" OH MY BUCK! CAN'T YOU GUYS JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!" I said a bit pissed off as the pony known as Omnius had ruined the moment.

Omnius then stopped looking at both me and Ditzy," He says it's something important and that you'd like it!"

I then stared at Ditzy with a saddened expression knowing that I was so close to getting ..... some goods.

She waved a hoof telling me not to worry," Well while you're gone, I guess I can do some work in the mail room." She then walked by me and whispered," See you tonight," as she walked by brushing her tail against my face.

< HUZZAH! >

The biggest smile on my face disappeared as I paid attention to Omnius," What now?"

" NO TIME! FOLLOW ME!" He said galloping down the halls as I chased in hot pursuit.

After a few minutes of galloping, we were now at the front of the art classroom where Chaser had waited.

" Hey Graze, glad you can make it, let's go inside so we can chat a little," He said walking into the class," Oh and thanks Omnius."

I nodded and followed him into the room where a sketch pad standing up and a pedestal in the middle of the class stood .

" Urhm, what's all this for?" I questioned him about the set up.

" Honestly Graze, I find you a perfect specimen for self portraits."

" Uhmm, do I have to?"

" Well, mares dig this sort of thing, come check this out," he said walking into another room as I followed.

* Tack *

My jaw had dropped as Chaser flipped a switch revealing loads and dozens of portraits of himself.

[ And I thought I had a lot of porn ]

" Honestly, for this many, some may find it weird but Luna, she digs it..... Maybe Ditzy would like your own!"

" Oh, okay, let's give it a try then!" I replied walking into the classroom and standing on the pedestal.

Chaser looked a bit confused at what I was doing," Dude, why are your clothes on?"

" Wait what?!" I said a bit surprised.

" These are portraits for mares, no pony wears clothes.... Take them off," Chaser said a bit impatiently behind his sketchpad.

" Oh right right! Sorry!" I then slowly unbuttoned my striped black and white vest. Extremely slowly just for the sexual tease, that's just how I am.

" Today Please!" Chaser said a bit more impatiently.

" DUDE! You wear a jacket so this takes time with all the buttons and vests and all that other crap!"

" Ugh fine! Let me help you!" Chaser said getting up from his seat walking towards me.

He then tugged at the very material of my clothes a bit roughly," DUDE! YOU ARE STRETCHING THE MATERIAL! STOP!"

" Wait! UGH! WHY IS IT SO TIGHT!"

" OUCH! STOP! IT'S ACTUALLY HURTING!" I shouted as Cloud was now pulling at it.

" WELL IF YOU WON'T SQUIRM AROUND SO MUCH! LET ME DO IT!"

" NO! IT'S MINE AND I SHALL DO WHAT I WANT! "

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" UGH! WHY IS IT SO TIGHT!" Cross had heard from a certain room as he trotted down the halls.

" Wait... What?!" He asked himself.

" OUCH! STOP! IT'S ACTUALLY HURTING!"

Cross trotted to the source of the noise and said to himself," Wow... I have to see what is going.... OH BUCK! CHASER IS GOING TO WIN!"

He then saw the whole scene take place as Chaser attempted to take off my clothes....Yeah, sounds sexual doesn't it.

He then opened the door to the room and shouted," CHASER! LET HIM GO! THAT IS NO WAY FOR A TEACHER TO ACT WITH A STUDENT!"

' Heh, you're never going to win that 200 bits now Chaser,' Cross thought to himself.

" Graze come let's go, I think some pony needs time for himself," Cross said as I walked across to him moving from Chaser," By the way, it's time for your check up, I've checked your records and you haven't had one for two years."

I silently nodded as I followed Cross out of the classroom," Probably next time Chaser, see ya!" I then shut the door not before hearing a....

" WHAT THE FU--"

*SLAM*

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Both Cross and I were in his office as he read my stats and health conditions etcetera, etcetera.

" Hmmm... Everything looks alright with you Graze.."

" YES!" I pumped my hoof in victory.

" But we can't be too sure, so take your clothes off and we can get started on a few test."

I nodded obeying doctors orders and took off my white vest and shirt which was an easier task than just a few moments ago.

" Hmmmmm, alright, that will do for now," Cross said taking out a pair of stethoscopes from a drawer.

He placed the two buds in his ears and the cold metal piece by my chest.

[ OH BUCK! THAT IS COLD!]

< SWEET CELESTIA! WHERE DOES HE KEEP THAT THING?! MARETARTICA?>

I on the other hoof sucked it up unlike my two consciences who were freezing their balls off.

" Alright you seem to be a very healthy pony Graze...."

*Squee* I smiled brightly hearing I was in perfect health.

".... Now strip down...."

" What?! WHY DOES EVERYPONY WANT ME TO STRIP DOWN FOR?!" I shouted having enough of this non sense.

" It's for your next exam Graze," Cross said reaching into his drawer for another supply. I watched in horror as Cross turned around with a glove on one of his hooves.

*Snap*

[ GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!]

I quickly picked up my clothes and ran out of my room in horror and in fear of a prostate exam. Basically fearing anything that can penetrate me.

I made a mad dash from there, passing the arts room and straight to my room in ten seconds flat, opening the door shutting it behind me as I rested my back on it breathing deeply.

I had now realised something.... The room was dark and had an ominous feeling in the air, I suddenly turned around noticing a shadow sitting on a chair.

* Click Click*

The lamp placed conveniently at the side of the chair had turned on revealing Mr. Charge as he had awaited patiently for my arrival.

" Yum."

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