[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

    <  My conscience Joy writes in these and  Italics>

         { I respond in these}  

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"WAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!! AHAAAAAAAAA!!!"

"Pinkie! Please stop crying, we are going to be good parents to these two.... urhmm... foals," Ice said trying to calm Pinkie Pie down with a background polluted with the sound of two foals crying.

She had tried everything but nothing seemed to work, she even tried the ole, "dump yourself with flour" trick and not even a chuckle came from the two foals...... They were machines, they weren't suppose to feel laughter.

" Why?! WHY WON'T THEY LAUGH OR STOP CRYING!!" Pinkie cried out," I TRIED EVERYTHING!! The oink oink song, playing with them, telling jokes. I even threw them a party! It's just too much too handle."

Ice trotted over to his marefriend picking her up and wiping her tears," Pinkie, these are foals and they are our responsibility.... We aren't suppose to throw them parties and also they are mechanical, they don't feel emotion."

" But if they don't feel anything, what are we supposed to do?"

Ice walked over to pick up the basket with both foals and brought them back to Pinkie. He then picked up one of the foals and slowly rocked it too sleep.

"This," he said as if he had found peace.

Pinkie Pie followed his parental advice and tried picking up one of the foals, to act calmly and motherly. She slowly rocked the foal balanced in her forelegs and whispered," Shhhh, don't cry, everything is going to be alright...."

Both foals were now asleep and were laid next to each other in the basket.

" You are going to be a great mother," Ice said kissing Pinkie on her cheek. Truth be told, Ice had made a huge change in personality ever since he was our friend.

" Thanks Icy," she said returning the affectionate act," This really is a hard job.... I'm really sorry for putting you into this.Two foals really is a lot of hard work."

" Ha, are you kidding me? Anytime with you makes it worth while," Ice was now aware that he had said that a bit too loud," Whoops, don't wanna wake them up now." He whispered.

" Hahahaha, nope," Pinkie said cheerfully and happy.

Ha.... Icy, what a cute pet name.

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FlutterShy and SeaBreeze looked at their quiet foal now put to asleep by Shy's angelic voice," Awwww, it looks so cute," Breeze said.

" Oh my.... yes, we did a wonderful job... they look so peaceful..." FlutterShy said quietly not wanting to wake it up.

" So it's been a pretty easy job so far.... what do you want to do?" Breeze asked curiously.

" I really don't know... We have test coming up in a few days and I need to practice my song for the Minor Mare Mixup."

" Oh yeah, want me to help you with your singing?" Breeze offered.

" *GASP* NO," she said in a louder yet regular quiet tone, she then looked at Breeze's shocked face," I mean... uhmm..."

" You....you don't like my singing?"

" Oh... no no, I do like your singing," FlutterShy lied trying to make her stallion feel better.

" FlutterShy, I know you like my singing because it's me.... But am I terrible at it?" He didn't want the answer he was about to get as Breeze noticed FlutterShy's cowardice expression.

" Uhmm...uhmm... you're just a teensy bit off key... not bad though." Okay, we all knew FlutterShy was a terrible liar and we also knew that when she sugar coated these lies, the truth was at least....... approximately...... Let me allow Kill to say it.

[ Fucking terrible.]

Yeah, they were that bad and Breeze was tramautized by the truth which everyone held back from him. None of us and I mean none of us wanted to kill his joy in something which he enjoyed so much.

Breeze made his way to the door while FlutterShy looked a bit concerned," Breeze! Where are you going? We need to take care of the baby!"

Breeze looked a bit sad and opened the door," Don't worry, the baby is asleep.... I need to find Graze."

" Oh... okay just be back soon!"

" Don't worry, I promise," Breeze said closing the door quietly.

FlutterShy looked at the floor a bit saddened," ..... What have I done...."

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" WHY WON'T THIS BABY STOP CRYING!!" Rainbow Dash shouted with her mane in chaos," I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!"

" ME NEITHER!! I TAKE CARE OF BUCKING PLANTS!!" Vine shouted with her disorganized green mane," THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR FIVE HOURS STRAIGHT!!"

Both of the mares were traumatized by the non stop crying of the baby, Rainbow Dash then shot up with an idea," WAIT! YEAH! THESE THINGS ARE MACHINES RIGHT?"

" Uhmmm, yeah," Vine looked at her quizzically.

" Why can't we just take out the batteries?" Dash said.

Vine was on the verge of losing it, she grabbed Rainbow Dash," ARE YOU MAD?! WE WILL FAIL THIS ASSIGNMENT!"

" Meh, I can risk it," Dash said not giving a care.

" Dashie, we are mares!" Vine began," It's in our blood, in our soul! We can do this and there are two of us, this should be easy! What are we doing wrong?!"

'' We tried EVERYTHING!" Dash said.

" All you did was try to sleep but I don't think babies are interested in plants, we are hopeless!"

* Knock Knock Knock*

Vine stomped a hoof on the floor impatiently shooting a vine towards the door knob and opening it," WHAT?!!"

Breeze appeared by the entrance of the door," Is everything okay?"

" Ugh, sorry, sorry... Just this baby won't stop crying for five hours! FIVE HOURS!" Vine looked at him intensely.

" You even tried rocking it too sleep? It is a baby."

Both the mares looked at him and facehoofed simultaneously, Vine ordered," Dash, can you please gently rock the baby back to sleep?"

" You got it Vin," Dash said quickly attending to the foal.

" Now Breeze," Vine continued fixing her mane," What is it you want?"

" Where is Graze?"

" I just checked up on him a few minutes ago, I kinda needed help and his place was kinda quiet.... He said something about apple cider."

--------------------- Really Random Moment In Cooking Class Which I Don't Belong To--------------------

" -- WELL BROTHER, WE'VE GOT OPPURTUNITY IN THIS VERY COMMUNI--" One of two tall, red and whited maned stallions sang by a machine.

[ Let me handle this ]

* SLAM*

I walked into the class after kicking open the door," NO! NO MOTHER FUCKING MUSICAL NUMBERS!"

I trotted to the front of the class by the two brothers," WHAT ARE YOUR CELESTIA DAMN NAMES!"

" HE'S FLIM!" One of them shouted scared pointing to his brother with a moustache.

" HE'S FLAM!" The other followed.

" YOU THINK YOU CAN FUCKING SING YOUR SONGS AND MAKE APPLE CIDER?" I (Kill) took up a glass and chugged down one," THIS IS BULLSHIT! THIS AIN'T EVEN FULLY APPLES"

I flung one of the glasses at one of the brothers who dodged it," Hey! What was that fo-"

" SHUT THE FUCK UP! SPEAK WHEN FUCKING SPOKEN TOO!" He hugged his brother for comfort.

" YOU SADDISTIC BASTARDS THINK YOU CAN RUIN THE RED AND WHITE MANE COMBO?"

Yes, this is what it was about... Really....

"....."

" ANSWER ME! OR ELSE I WILL SHOVE EACH OF YOUR HORNS UP ANOTHERS ASS SO FAR UP YOU WILL SPEW THE SHIT YOU MAKE!"

" WE'RE SORRY! WE'RE SORRY! NO MORE MUSICAL NUMBERS IN THIS SCHOOL!"

" NOT FROM Y'ALL I HOPE, IF I HEAR ONE SONG FROM YOU, DISRESPECTING THE RED AND WHITE MANE COLOR COMBO, I WILL FIND YOU! UNDERSTAND?"

Both of them nodded.

" ARGGGHHH!!!! FUS RO DAH!" A loud shout came from me, knocking both of the brothers against the blackboard.

" YES YES! SORRY! WE UNDERSTAND!" Both of them said in unison.

" Hahaha, good," I looked at the entire class," You enjoy your day now."

I exited the door with a happy trot.

" What just happened?" The teacher from the class said.

" I don't know but I feel violated," said Flim.

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"-- But good luck with finding him," Vine said," How is your baby doing though?"

" Oh, it's fine, fast asleep, FlutterShy sang a lullaby but maybe you both should try that sometime soon," Breeze advised.

" Dash can't sing and if I do plants would grow everywhere!" Vine leaned closely to Breeze and whispered," ....Everywhere."

" Okay... thanks for the info, I'm gonna find Graze now, good luck!" Breeze said.

" Bye Breeze! And thanks for the advice!" Vine said closing the door," Hmph, I wonder how Light and Trixie are doing."

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