[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

    <  My conscience Joy writes in these and  Italics>

         { I respond in these}  

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" THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE DEMANDS YOU TO STOP CRYING!!" Trixie (without her cape or hat) shouted at the foal which was now crying even louder.

" Trixie! Stop and lower your voice, it's aggravating the baby," Light said trying to help the situation by picking up the foal with magic and rocking it," Try and get its attention."

" How?"

" I don't know, try something...Anything!" Light said with the foal in a magical aura rocking it slowly.

" Uhmmmm, uhmmmm--" Trixie tried to think while panicked," Aha!"

Trixie rushed off into a small trunk and came back with her wizardry hat and cape," Now! Look here foal! IT IS I! THE GREAT AND POWERFUL!! TRIXXIIIEEEEEE!!!!" She shouted standing up on her hindlegs, small fireworks and other carnival sounds and lights behind her.

" Oooo," the foal sounded as it gazed at the unicorn magic.

" Great! Keep on going hun!" Light applauded," It stopped crying."

" Uhmm...uhmm...AHA! Now listen closely as I tell you the story of how I, the Great and Powerful Trixie defeated an Ursa Major!"

The life-like foal was amazed and encored for more by making cute baby sounds and stomping on the floor with its hooves.

"-- WHEN ALL HOPE WAS LOST, THE PONIES OF HOOFINGTON HAD NOPONY TO TURN TO BUT THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE STEPPED IN AND WITH MY AWESOME MAGIC, VANQUISHED THE URSA MAJOR AND SENT HIM BACK TO HIS CAVE DEEP WITHIN THE EVERFREE FOREST!"

The baby then beat the floor with his hooves asking for more, Light looked at her and shrugged," C'mon babe, you can do this."

" Uhm...I..." The baby pony then looked a bit sad, ready to burst into tears," NO! NO! DON'T WORRY! UHMM... AHA!" Trixie then used her magic to entertain the little foal from crying some more.... and more.... and more.

[A FEW HOURS OF MAGIC LATER]

Both the baby and Trixie were both tuckered ( by tuckered out for the baby, I mean sleep mode as it is a Robot) out from entertaining and cheering.

Light knelt down by Trixie to reach her height and nuzzled her after putting the foal back in its basket," I'm proud of you Trixie, you did a wonderful job. Would you like some time to rest?"

Trixie returned the affection with a response of a small peck on the cheek," Oh...Yes please." She then fainted from over exerting herself.

Light levitated her onto his back, walked into her room and placed her gently on the bed, wrapping her in a blanket," I love you Trixie."

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" WHY DO ROBOTIC FOALS EVEN NEED DIAPERS!! ARGH! STOP MOVING!!" Shot cried out flailing his arms trying to put a diaper on the foal.

" Wow there sugarcube, I think you put the diaper on the wrong head," AppleJack chuckled at Shot who had a diaper on his head.

[ HA! YES! STILL COULD MAKE A PERVY JOKE!]

< Not cool>

AppleJack walked across to Shot and began to wrap the foal in a new diaper," There ya go, perfect."

Shot was amazed at his mare's skill in foal care," Wow AJ, I never knew you were so....motherly."

" Well shoot, if ya have a younger sister, ah guess ya learn anyway ya take it," AppleJack said.

" Wait, you have a sister? All I thought you had was Big Mac, Granny Smith and BraeBurn.... Never really mentioned AppleBloom before," Shot had now realized.

" Ah'm sorry, she is just a little filly and wull, we were suppose to meet her but our train kinda broke down, 'member?"

" Oh yeah," Shot said in realization, his attention was now directed to the foal who was now crying," Oh no! Whats wrong?" He picked up the foal and examined him.

" Are you hungry? No... can't be... we just fed you."

AppleJack joined in," Do we havta change ya?" She then smelled the baby," Nope."

"WHAT DO WE DO?! IT WON'T EVEN GO TO SLEEP!!"

" I dun know, I never took care of AppleBloom that much, Big Mac did!" AppleJack panicked.

" Wait I have an idea... hopefully this will work," Shot rolled his eyes and trotted towards the baby," Here goes nothing."

He picked up the foal and patted it on its back," *BELCH*"

" Whew, that surely smelled," CrackShot fanned his hoof blowing the scent away.

" Wuh? How did ya know?"

" It was the only sensible thing, it won't eat, we just changed it and it won't sleep, something was obviously bothering it," Shot said.

" BUT! IT'S A MACHINE! HOW DOES IT EVEN BURP?"

" Meh, beats me....Lucky guess," Shot shrugged.

" Well I'm glad you did SugarCube," AJ then roughly played with Shot's mane and placed her hat on his head as a sign of a good job.

She then tackled him which he willingly accepted as they began too fool around.

" Hahahaha, Wow... uhmmm AppleJack?"

" Yea sugarcube?"

" The foal is watching...." Shot said pointing a hoof.

" It's a machine and a foal, he probably thinks we are just hurting each other."

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" Yes, yes AppleJack.... Just a machine," said Mr. Charge looking at a few screens with video.

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"WAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!" A foal cried.

" TWILIGHT!!" Dark said with a worried expression.

" STOP PUSHING ME DARK! I'M READING ABOUT FOALCARE AS FAST AS I CAN! IT'S JUST THE CRYING.... I CAN'T CONCENTRATE!"

Dark grabbed Twilight and looked at her hoping to snap her out of it," Twilight! Look at me! Books don't help with this thing, we have to learn by ourselves! It's in our blood to take care of foals! WE WILL GET THROUGH THIS!"

Twilight released a breath she believed she wasn't holding," Alright Dark, you are right... we can do this."

" Good now.... babies cry when they are hungry, sleepy and have a diaper full of shit.''

[......subtle.....]

<.....yeah....>

" Does he smell bad?" Dark asked.

Twilight brought her face close to the baby," Ugh......yes."

" Okay......How do we change a foal's diaper now?"

Twilight facehoofed," WE NEED TO READ THE BOOK!"

" NO WE DON'T! WE CAN DO THIS! ALL BY OURSELVES... EXPERIENCE IS BETTER THAN KNOWLEDGE!" Twilight said going for the book.

"Twilight, no.... trust me please....We can do this."

" B-But it smells so bad...."

Dark hugged her dramatically," I know.... I know"

They both looked at the crying foal and headed towards it," *Blegh..... smells worse than before," said Dark.

" WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING NOW!!"

" TAKE OFF THE DIAPER!"

" WHAT?! ARE YOU INSANE!!"

" JUST DO IT!!" Twilight followed Dark's orders and unwrapped the diaper off of the baby.

" DEEAAUUGGGHHHH! WHAT KIND OF BLACK MAGIC IS THIS!! IT'S A ROBOT AND IT SHITS!!"

Twilight was now holding the stink bomb in her magic," WHAT TO DO?! WHAT  TO DO?!!"

" THROW IT AWAY!!"

" WHERE?!"

" THROW IT TWILIGHT!!"

Twilight acted in the heat of the moment and flung the dirty diaper randomly," Oh...oh."

Dark thrashed around the room blinded," MY EYES! SWEET FUCKING CELESTIA!! MY EYES!! IT BURNS!!!!!"

" DARK STAY STILL! I HAVE A CLEANING SPELL!" Twilight exclaimed with her glowing horn now about to cast a spell.

[ Aren't all mares suppose to know that spell?]

< HA! WIN! Maybe they know the cooking spell too>

[ They don't need to learn that spell, they are born with it]

A few hours passed before they actually got the mess cleaned and the baby put to sleep. Dark wanted to be alone...in a corner.... in the fetal position, rocking back and forth whispering to himself," The horror."

" Thank you Dark," Twilight approached him," Thank you for showing me what books couldn't.... I would give you a kiss but.... you still smell like baby shit."

" It's alright Twi....It's...fine."

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I now came back from my little apple cider trip and entered Ditzy's dorm, she welcomed me home," Hey Graze, how was the cider?"

" It was alright.... I'm still going to stick to my usual drinks at the bar though," I lied about the cider.

< Sweet sweet vodka!>

[ In Soviet Russia, vodka drinks you!]

< Did we just switch places>

[ I don't know......]

" Oh too bad, I really hoped you would have liked apple cider," Ditzy said.

" Well the trip was kinda worth it..."

[ Too beat the shit out of those two annoying brothers]

< HE'S KILL AND I'M JOY, WE'VE GOT OPPURTUNITY, IN THIS SCHOOL SOCIETY...>

[ Don't fucking start me]

< What? It's catchy!>

*Knock Knock Knock*

" Who can that be?" I asked myself but yet Ditzy still answered.

" I don't know."

I walked to the door and opened it revealing a light blueish green stallion with a brown mane, tail and goatee wearing a pair of glasses," THANK CELESTIA SOMEPONY ANSWERED!! I NEED HELP!"

I quickly put a hoof over his mouth and grabbed him by the neck, unnecessary violence I knew well of it," ARE YOU TRYING TO WAKE UP THE BABY!!" I whispered with a bit of anger.

I released my hoof and sighed," Sorry!"

I looked at him and raised an eyebrow," I've never seen you around here.... who are you?"

" Legit Greenfield," said the pony.

[ AN EPIC SHOUTOUT TO KICKASS222URMOM'S OC!]

" Mhmm...okay and you need help with?" I thought to myself ''Please don't say foal."

" The foal project, we have to hand them in, in just two hours and I could not for the life of me get it to stop crying!"

" Wait, 'I' as in singular?" He nodded.

" Single parent," he laughed.

" That kinda sucks, you tried feeding it?"

He nodded.

" Making it fall asleep?"

He nodded.

" Taking out the batteries?"

" I TRIED EVERYTHING!"

" Well maybe you're not the only one to try... the child needs a mother figure," I pointed out," I'm sorry but you're going to have to complain to Mr. Cross. This assignment was meant for two ponies and it would be unfair if you failed.... Let me talk to him."

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It was now time to hand in our "foals" to be graded and checked if they were still functioning properly. I walked up to Cross as everypony left and began our small discussion standing up for Legit.

" Well, I do see your point Graze.... I really have no choice as for him, it was a bit unfair but I would still be marking you and the others regularly..... Just don't tell Mr. Charge.... he kinda scares me," Cross said.

I nodded with a small smile and walked outside of the biology class looking at Legit who was bouncing up and down in joy with Ditzy from overhearing our small conversation," THANK YOU SO MUCH.....Uhm..."

" Graze," I said finishing his sentence.

" HEY! I HAVE AN IDEA! You and I should go out and grab a few beers to celebrate!"

" Oh yes please! I need something to get that awful cider out of my mouth!" I said looking at Ditzy begging her to go.

She gave me an expression bemused to my begging and whip cracked her tail," .....Fine, I guess it won't hu--"

" THANKS DITZY!!" I looked at Legit and grabbed his hoof," THE BUCK YOU WAITING ON?! LET'S GO!"

I flew as fast as I could have wanting to relieve all of my stress from the past few days of foal caring, just to take a drink with my new friend.

We sat there and talked as if we were old pals reminiscing about the past and the better days but what we were doing was actually way better than that.

We laughed, made jokes and got to know each other real good over a few drinks.

Legit took a drink of his beer and spilled some on the counter," Whoops my bad, let me just get a napkin."

He then turned around on his stool facing a purple mare with a darker shade of purple mane and tail," Excuse me Miss, can you pass me a napkin please?"

The mare, now recognized as Berry Punch was highly intoxicated and leapt on the light blueish earth pony and began to kiss him.

I leapt off my stool and was about to try and pull the mare off Legit, he then shouted," No, don't! I'm enjoying this!"

" WHAT THE BUCK DO YOU THINK ARE YOU DOING?!" I shouted confused at him.

He smiled, taking a breather from the kiss and said," Living the dream!"

[ OH NO, A FUCKING PUN!]

< AHAHAHA, I LOVED THAT JOKE>

I rolled my eyes and got back on my stool to take another drink until a sudden green swirly flame came out of nowhere releasing two scroll in front of me.

I opened the first one and read," GROW YOUR HORN TWENTY PERCENT BIGGER TODAY!"

[ FUCKING SPAM]

< I KNOW RIGHT! WE HAVE WINGS!>

{ I really, really hate junk mail}

I then looked at the second scroll, rolled neatly with the stamp of royalty on it and opened it:

Dear Razor Graze,

I am sending you this letter to inform you that you will be out of school for a while, most likely a short two days. We have already informed the leading board of your school, there is no need to worry. The reason of this being is that, a certain pegasus, Girokon as you may know him, has somehow by the means of a spell gone wrong has two consciences like you now, both free of will and able to communicate with the host of the body. He has already gotten into a bit of trouble with them and is very well inexperienced with handling these situations, he does not know the true potential and power like you do and I ask of you to teach/ train him so that he may get a better understanding of it.

When you are ready to go, place your hoof on this scroll and you will be immediately transported to PonyVille. Good luck and I hope you have a relaxing yet small vacation away from school work.

                                                                                                                               Your Highness,

                                                                                                                               Princess Celestia

" YO LEGIT! I HAVE TO HEAD OFF FOR A WHILE! YOU OKAY HERE?" I asked Legit who was below Berry Punch.

" I'm fine bro! See ya later!"

I trotted out of the bar leaving the bill for him to pay..... Kill had nothing to do with that plan... I am a very busy pony and it was his treat.

" I have to tell Ditzy about this and tell the others!" I said picking up speed and flying off to my school.

{ PACK YOUR BAGS COLTS! WE ARE GOING TO PONYVILLE!}

<[ BUCKKK YEAAHH!!!}>

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