[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

    <  My conscience Joy writes in these and  Italics>

         { I respond in these}  

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The sun peeked through the curtains of Ditzy's apartment as I awoke for a new day of school.

" Ugh... Fricking sun so early?!... Why do you wake me up Celestia? Can't I just sleep in?! It's my one, very few only days off when I don't have to do any sort of work " I said to myself as I got up from Ditzy's bed with her in it.

I heard a small yawn coming from the other side of the bed and felt a small shifting," Morning Graze! Had a good night sleep?"

I nuzzled her and said," Yup, always a good night when I'm with you.... How do you even wake up so.... happy and filled with energy?"

" My job as the mailmare wakes me up every morning so I can deliver mail before school starts, it also gives me nice spending bits when we go out," Ditzy said as we both fixed the bed.

"Oh, okay well how about I go to the cafeteria and get you a muffin for breakfast? Knowing you, you're going to be hungry when you come back."

" *GASP* MUFFFINN!!! I LOVE YOU!!" She exclaimed hugging me.

[ I gave that bitch a muffin...]

< Bitches love muffins>

I grabbed my clothes and saddlebags quickly putting them on before heading out of the room towards the cafeteria.

[ Yes, my signature black clothes do come off if you really wanted to know, they need to be washed too you know!]

I kissed Ditzy on the cheek and headed off to the cafeteria as quickly as I can with a purpose.... TOO GET THE HELL BACK WITH DITZY AND ENJOY MY DAY!

I sped through the halls saying hello to a few ponies.

" Hey Graze! Can you--" Breeze was about to ask as I quickly passed him and FlutterShy, I didn't have time for anything or anyone today, when was my last day off?....Okay... when was my last day off to relax!

" HI SEABREEZE! HI FLUTTERSHY!!!" I ran passed both of them," SORRY CAN'T I'M TOO BUSY!"

" Oh.. okay... I guess well you know... see you later," FlutterShy said quietly.

" Don't Worry Shy, we could ask him later, looks like he is heading to the cafe," SeaBreeze said as he placed a wing around FlutterShy to reassure her.

I ran quickly through the halls making various left and right turns and arrived at the cafeteria. I took in a few deep breaths as I was short of them while I rushed to my destination. I pushed on one of the doors with my foreleg and entered. In a matter of few seconds I spotted the location of ONE SINGLE MUFFIN on a tray where the rest had been.

[ I swear these ponies are going to get diabetes if this keeps on happening. WHY IS THERE ONLY ONE FUCKING MUFFIN! IT'S ONLY MORNING!]

A single light shined upon it which was meant to give it warmth and heat but too me it just added the extra dramatic effect to represent my mission, my goal and Ditzy's heaven.

Do you hear that? You can hear the angels sing Hallelujah as the muffin stood alone, it was literally crying out," EAT ME!!"

I looked around the room and saw a fat pegasus colt, Hoops, eye me down as I eyed the muffin down.

We glanced at each other and back to the muffin only now adding " two and two" together, realizing what was now about to take place.

He was closer to the muffin so he rushed to grab it using his wings to give him an extra burst of speed. He grabbed the muffin in his hand and raised it to the air.

[ WHAT?! YOU'VE THINK YOU WON? YOU NEVER WIN!]

< THE GAME >

I was faster, I didn't even allow him to gloat his victory for long, I tackled him releasing the grasp of the muffin and it into mid-air. I used my quick reflexes to catch the muffin before it touched the floor after I had tackled the fat pegasus.

Now it was my turn to gloat, I stood on my hindlegs with the muffin in both hooves and raised it into the air.

< DUN NA NA NAAAAA!!! Sound Effect>

[ You got, a muffin!..... big fucking whoop!]

With my muffin, I placed it into my saddlebag and exited the cafeteria only to find two pegasi blocking my path, FlutterShy and Breeze.

" Oh uhmm... Hi guys! Whats up?" I asked them sheepishly.

" Uhmm Graze... I was wondering, if it's okay with you... that you can... uhmm.." FlutterShy began.

" If you can help us out wake up the animals, they belong to the school's gardens and they are our responsibility!" Breeze said.

" Please..." FlutterShy finished giving off a small smile.

I looked at both of them and I really really REALLY wanted to say no but FlutterShy looked so damn innocent.

{ WHAT DO I DO!!}

[ Why you asking me bro? They are you friends, I just wanted to get the damn muffin]

< Be a nice friend and help them out>

Breeze looked at me as I had a blank expression waiting for my answer," C'mon Graze! Please, this job is faster with three ponies! I promise it won't take up alot of your time."

He began to express the puppy dog pout face which never had the same effect with colts as it did with mares. I then looked at FlutterShy who was doing the same.

< HHHNGG!! MY HEART....>

[ Okay, accept but first bitchslap Breeze, only seems fair]

I looked at Breeze and slapped him making FlutterShy flinch," I accept!"

" Ouch! Why did you have to slap me for!" He wanted an answer as FlutterShy kissed his new bruise.

" I have my reason."  Reason number one being it was my off day, number two being it was my damn day off.

" Do you have to be so rough with Breeze?" FlutterShy asked with a bit more confidence.

" Yes he is a colt and that is how I shake hooves, now let's get this job over with please, I have to get back to Ditzy!"

FlutterShy nodded while SeaBreeze rubbed his bruise. I looked back at my saddlebag knowing that this was going to be a time consuming task.

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The three of us were all outside in the school garden's where most of the animals placed their homes. It was a nice little habitat even with a small river, dens and trees. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WE HAD A SCHOOL GARDEN!

" Now Razor, you want to wake up the animals slowly and calmly," FlutterShy said with SeaBreeze.

I gave a smile and a nod walking off to an animal's den. I looked at both SeaBreeze and FlutterShy who both had their heads stuck in a hole, I heard Breeze calmly and soothingly say," Wakey wakey! It's time for a brand new day !"

Damn, FlutterShy made him kind of soft..... I'm going to deal with that later.

He relieved his head from the hole allowing three bunnies to come out, yawning and now waking up.

" That was a great job Breeze, you're so calm and good with the animals," FlutterShy said praising Breeze with a nuzzle.

[ P-U-S-S-Y-W-H-I-P-P-E-D]

" Now you try Graze," Breeze said. The colt was starting to pick up on FlutterShy's calm traits..... Wasn't he like a hoofball player? Anyways I will deal with that later.

I looked at both of them bemused and give out a heavy sigh as I stuck my head into a random den," Uhm... Okay so like bunnies, if you can wake up.... that will be nice..."

No response from any animal," Okay! Bunnies! Wake UP!" I said a bit sternly.

" Uhmmm... Graze, try and lower your voice a bit." SeaBreeze said.

" Don't worry bro! I got this!" I took my head out of the hole to say that one line and stuck it back in.

" LOOK HERE YA LITTLE RUNTS! I HAVE A BUCKING DAY OFF AND IF YOU DON'T WAKE THE BUCK UP I WILL MAKE SOME RABBIT STEW!!"

[ I'm in need of some lucky rabbit's feet]

*Hissssssss* Pairs of serpentine eyes pierced the darkness and stared directly at me.

.....Are you fucking kidding me?!

I struggled to take my head out of the den, quickly running away from a mob of angry snakes.

"NICE JOB GRAZE!" Breeze had said as I ran passed him.

" FUCK THIS SHIT! I'M SORRY FLUTTERSHY!!" Was the last thing they heard from  me as I ran away.

" uhm.. you think he is going to be okay?" FlutterShy asked as she saw me flee.

" Well.. I don't know why he is running but he has wings..." Breeze stated the obvious as he moved back with FlutterShy to waking the animals.

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I was now in some sort of orchard.... Okay hold on a damn second.... JUST HOW FUCKING BIG WAS THIS SCHOOL?!

I stopped running as I had looked back nothing following me and scanned my environment for a few seconds," Whew I think I lost them... Now to head on home!"

I heard a few hoofsteps galloping towards me, I recognized the voice to be CrackShot's," GRAZE?! THANK CELESTIA! JUST THE PONY I NEEDED TO SEE!"

{ ...Well...you know... just like....Fuck...}

I looked at CrackShot with a fake smile and began to talk," Yes Shot? What do you need?"

"Well, you see, AJ and I kinda have to buck some trees but we are way in over our heads, you think you can help us out?" Shot asked.

" First of all, why does our school even have an orchard? Aren't all of our supplies shipped?"

" Actually, we have this orchard to supply us with apples for our school's cafeteria which sometimes need a little extra push to help us get going," Shot explained," So what do you say?"

< Seems legit>

I opened my mouth to say no," ..."

" THANKS GRAZE!!" He quickly said using a levitation spell unwillingly dragging me deeper into the orchard.

He galloped quickly towards a certain orange mare with a Stetson hat bucking an apple tree," Wull, Howdy there Graze, mighty kind of ya to drop in!"

" I was dragged," I said looking at Shot.

" No matter but while you're here, can you just help us buck a few trees?" Shot said shaking off my comment.

I looked at my bag with the muffin still inside it,"....Fine! But only a few, It's like my one day off!"

" I mighty appreciate your help Graze, you can start with those across there," AppleJack said pointing off to a few trees.

I trotted my way in that direction and looked at a tree filled with red apples," Looks easy enough."

Before I bucked the tree, I looked at Shot who used his magic to pull off a large amount of apples from various trees but it did take out a lot of energy from him.

AppleJack tackled the tired pony and wrestled with him on the floor as a sign of appreciation and love," M'uh colt.... thanks a plenty Shot.." She then kissed him putting her hat on top of Shadow as she laid on top of him.

{ Can't wait to go and meet Ditzy now.}

I couldn't help but smile at the scene yet I wanted to give them their privacy so I headed my way back to the tree filled with fruit.

I looked at the tree smiling at the pun I just thought of, I gave it a powerful kick as many apples fell out of the tree," HA! BUCK YOU!"

Shot and AppleJack snickered at my little joke to myself," Heh, Nice one sugarcube."

I gave the tree a quick shake making more apples fall, I then headed to a next tree repeating my sequence of bucking and shaking.... Yeah, it does sound perverted.

I was beginning to have a little bit of fun, releasing some built up energy onto the sturdy trees, literally paying me with the fruits of my labor.

After finishing bucking another tree, my eyes caught onto a shiny red big Macintosh apple, I was a bit hungry from working, I shouted," DIBS ON THAT BIG RED ONE!"

" Wull, go ahead partner, ponies have been trying to get that one for months but he just won't budge," AppleJack stated.

" I even tried with my magic...meh useless." Shot nudged.

" Challenge Accepted," I walked up to the tree and gave it a mighty buck *POW*

With that kick, many apples had fallen except that one stubborn apple.

" The fuck?" I looked quizzically at the apple kicking it again and again.

" Ha! Don't get worked up buddy, no pony has ever gotten that apple." Shot said.

[ Give me a try] Kill stated with a challenging tone.

{ Okay, bro... Go give it your best shot}

< GOOOOOO KILLL!!!!>

I felt no control over my body for a short moment as I watched my body turn by Kill's will, charging up a powerful kick and releasing it.

*KA-POW*

The entire tree shook for a well ten seconds until I heard a small thud.

I looked at the floor for my prize only to hear a small buzzing noise coming from a destroyed bee hive.

*Buzzzzzz* The buzzing became enraged and wild coming towards my direction.

" OH CELESTIA FUCK ME!!" I shouted cursing my bad luck. The bees chased me down, giving me a few stings as I tried to outrun them.

" I'M SORRY APPLEJACK AND SHOT! GOTTA GO!!" I shouted telling my friends good bye as I flew off into the distance hoping the bees won't follow.

*Thud* " Well, what do ya know? HE ACTUALLY GOT THE BIG MACINTOSH!" Shot said.

"Wull, he can't enjoy it now... wanna have a quick snack?" AppleJack offered.

" You know apples are my favorite," Shot said with a little flirt making AppleJack blush.

She gave him an affectionate nudge wrapping her tail around his," Oh you..."

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I was now in the skies with a few bumps from the bees which I lost taking the cool refreshing wind through my mane. Now it was time to go home.

" Hey!! Graze!!" I heard a voice call out.

I looked down. Oh shit it was Vinetion! I flew faster but the bumps from the stings won't allow me, so instead I landed right next to the wooden coated mare.

" Ouch Graze! What happened? Got stung by some bees?" Vine asked.

I looked at her with a bemused look," No shit."

She gave a small hoof to the floor, growing a red plant," Haha no need for the sarcasm. Go on, eat it! It will make you feel better."

I looked at the strange flower and gave it a quizzical look," What the hell... Can't get any worse."

I chomped down on the plant and suddenly, my bumps vanished making me feel a bit better," Hey! Thanks Vine! What do ya need anyways?"

" Well I kinda need a small favor.... kinda strange to ask a colt though."

" What is it?" I asked.

" Extreme Gardening..... I need your help with these plants which are kinda getting out of hand."

Extreme Gardening? Nothing in this school could have just been pleasant and seeing what Vinetion grew was never normal nor pleasant.

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