Three of Me: School Society
Chapter 26: Other Me Vs School Society
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Be warned, loads of cursing in this chapter. Also I want you viewers to keep track how many times I cursed.
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Kill in control of my body walked around the room aimlessly starving to death," Ugh I'm so fricking hungry!" Kill said aloud waking up Ditzy.
" *Yawn* Morning Graze!" She said graciously," What's up?" She walked towards me and kissed me on the cheek.
{ You have to tell her.}
" Uhmm... Ditzy? I'm not Graze, I'm Kill" I stated.
Well he is still me, so I'm guessing I will say "I" instead of "Kill."
" Huh? What do you mean?" She said confused.
" Look, your ass of a coltfriend ate the bucking pie which was filled with poison joke," I explained.
" Wow! Language! So let me get this straight... You are Graze's "other" but because he ate poison joke, you switched places?" She asked.
" Well sorry for cursing but it's who I am and how Graze acts when he is pissed off, also yup! Nail on the freaking head."
"Hmph, seems legit but who would do this and why?"
" Well basically, Graze had a little shootout competition with our friends trying to teach Dark and Ice a lesson but now they all want revenge.... sadly for them, it's me who can't take a joke." Kill explained," I feel kinda hungry wanna join me for some breakfast? I am still your colt friend....'s conscience."
" Hmmm.... nah I don't want to be in the middle of all the pranks, I suggest you end this fast and bring Graze back, I miss him!"
" Didn't you just fuck with him last night?" Kill said jokingly.
{ DUDE NOT FUCKING COOL! }
[ Hahaha Sorry but you know I had to ]
Ditzy blushed at this statement with a sign of denial," Just bring Graze back, I will see you in physics."
Kill snickered and headed for the day, to his dismay when he exited the room and opened the door, a white large bucket of ice and water landed on top of him saying" The Game " on it.
" HOLY BUCK THAT SHIT IS COLD!" He began to shiver from the coldness with a wet mane, coat and clothes.
He began to warm himself up by flapping his wings furiously creating a little bit of heat to dry off my wet mane and coat. The clothes were still kinda wet though.
[So.... the shit storm of the century begins....]
{ Just keep calm bro....I have a feeling worse things are going to happen}
< Hahahahaaha! Serves you right!>
[Joy, fuck you sideways with a drill]
Kill picked up the bucket and then walked to the cafeteria, opening the doors seeing it slightly filled but he then looked at a table filled with familiar ponies: Dark, Ice, Breeze, Shot, Vine, Light.
A few whispers came from the group," He looks the same!" " Why didn't the poison joke work?!" " I am so going to get revenge, if this doesn't work."
I walked up to them and stared all of them down," You guys can stop the fucking whispering."
" Are you feeling okay Graze?" Vine asked.
" It's not Graze, it's Kill, you're fucking poison joke worked if that's what you wanted to know," Kill said.
" Ohhhhh! So thats what happened!" Breeze said," I thought poison joke worked physically."
" Hmph yeah me too!" Shot said.
I slammed my hoof on the table and the bucket as well," Whose fucking bucket is this?" He asked calmly.
Ice raised up his hoof shaking," ....Mine?"
*WHAP* Kill threw the bucket with immense force at Ice who fell to the floor knocked out cold," That a fucking question or an answer?"
" Now, let me get one thing fucking straight with you guys, I am not the pony who takes kindly to pranks and if you continue I will break every fucking bone in your body," Kill picked up Ice from the floor and slapped him twice with a back-hoof," Ice?"
"Yeah?"
" That was my warning," He then threw Ice down to the floor.
Light slammed his hooves lightly on the table and got up," I'm out!"
Kill looked at him and smiled evilly," Good."
{ Don't think you overdid it?}
[ Nope, I didn't kill him now did I?]
- RIIIINNNNNGGGGGG!!!!-
The bell signified the beginning of first period, Physics as Kill walked away taking one short glance at his remaining friends.
"....We are so fucked," Vine said.
" I AM SO SCREWED! I ALREADY PLANTED MY PRANK INSIDE THE PHYSICS CLASS!" Shot said looking Breeze.
" WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME FOR? I AM AS DEAD AS ALL OF US ARE!" Breeze shouted.
" I don't care what you guys say but I still want my revenge!" Dark Lightning exclaimed.
" Uh Dark? That isn't such a good idea, we are dealing with Kill! The part of Graze that nearly killed all of us!"Ice said rubbing his injury, backing out from the prank war.
" HA! He can't harm what he can't catch," Dark Lightning stated walking off to physics class.
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We were all in physics class as Mr. Charge was now giving out orders with our text books on our desk," Now class turn to page sixty nine and read up on Kinematics."
[ .....Hahahahahaha....sixty nine]
I opened my book to the correct page only to find out that it was defaced with a only two words " THE GAME" blocking out most of the text as it was printed out everywhere.
I heard snickering coming from both CrackShot and SeaBreeze. Somehow Kill picked up the book and flung it with as much strength as Mr. Charge aiming for some pony's head.
*WHAP* I had hit SeaBreeze who was now knocked out cold and I raised my hoof," Mr. Charge! May I get another book please?"
" Certainly," he said as he carried the massive text book and dropped it on my desk. He then bent down to my height and whispered to me," I don't take kindly to ponies who deface school property... By the way nice throwing arm Kill.... I would like to talk to you after class."
Mr. Charge then trotted back to the front of the class as he sat and read his text book as well.
This time I picked up the textbook from the floor with both hooves and walked across to CrackShot who was still snickering at Breeze.
I arrived at CrackShot's desk and just looked at the horrified pony who was only just a few seconds ago laughing.
I slammed the book on both of Shot's hooves and placed both my forehooves on the book supporting my body as I stood on both his hindlegs,'' So you like The Game huh?" I said very calmly.
The whole class watched as I disrupted their reading while Charge looked at the whole scene take place. Shot shook his head furiously.
" Oh but of course you do, you write it all the time," I then opened the book to the defaced page," Well I told you guys this morning that I don't like playing these FUCKING games."
A drop of sweat appeared on his brow," Do you know what I'm going to do?"
I closed the book slowly adding dramatic effect and grabbed his face looking at him, he wanted to talk but I didn't allow it," Shhhhh, Hush now. It's either you allow me to do this or the more you resist the more it will pain."
He then nodded and began his sentence," Oh Oka--"
" WHAT DID I FUCKING TELL YOU!" *BAM* I threw his face directly into the hard covers of the demon text book knocking him out cold as well. I mean that book was fucking thick, it had one thousand plus pages!
The job was done so I then walked to my seat and began reading the text slowly. The whole class was still shocked from the whole scene that took place as Mr. Charge only smiled as justice had been served for defacing the school property.
Ice then looked at me from halfway across the class," What....the.....fuck."
" I don't care if I get knocked out cold, I'm still going to get my revenge!"
* Huge tap* A small piece of crumbled paper had hit Dark with somewhat powerful force. He then opened it and read out loud," I'm saving you for last."
He looked halfway across the classroom and saw me waving a hoof at him, then motioning into a "Go fuck yourself" signal.
- RIIIINNNNNGGGGGGGG-
The entire class left the room as it signaled next period but instead I walked up to Mr. Charge as he wanted to talk to me," Yes sir? You called?"
" Yeah, I'm just curious... What happened to Graze, I know you're Kill and I know your personality but before all of that I need to know."
" The sadistic bastard ate a fucking poison joke pie which my friends made, they kinda want revenge from our little hunt."
"Ah yes good times, remember it like it was yesterday."
" It was yesterday..." Kill stated the obvious.
Charge simply chuckled and agreed to my statement, he then pulled out a piece of paper and began to write, I asked him curiously," What are you doing?"
" I'm sending a letter to Cross to get some medical equipment, I've seen the things that You've done and my son can hold a grudge for a while, also we have two unconscious students and as well as Ice who may have a concussion... What the fuck did you hit him with?"
" A bucket"
" SERIOUSLY? A BUCKET! AHAHAHAHA! That's classic..."
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- RIIIINNNNNGGGGGGGG-
After a few more classes, the bell had now rung as it signaled time for lunch. I spotted a certain wooden coated mare and trotted towards her," Vine!"
She jumped with a small shriek as she heard me call her name," Yes Gra-- Kill?"
" Look let me get down to the fucking point as quickly as I can, it's either you're with me or against me. What is Dark planning?"
" Well he asked me to help him prank you but he might be going off the edge with this one..." She then pulled me in and whispered in my ears.
"....Outside.....three o clock......plants.....Rose......" were a few words ponies could have heard from the whisper.
" Tell Dark I said I'm going to fuck him up sideways for that shit, just play along and everything would be fine."
She nodded and walked away happily singing a tune to herself, I looked back at her and said," Vine?"
"Yeah?!"
" You are lucky that even I have a soft spot for mares." It was a simple warning of what could have happened, Vine gulped at the thought of what could have happened," By the way, I might need your help with something."
" Of course Kill, anything! What is it?"
" Well...."
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As usual after each class, I would take a slight trot on the school grounds to get some fresh air, obviously Dark was planning to use this against me.
I looked at the sun," Yup, it's three o' clock."
I heard a sudden voice call out sounding like Dark's in front of me a few metres away," GRAZE!!"
" IT'S KILL YOU FUCKING RETARD!"
"WHATEVER! THIS IS REVENGE FOR YOUR LITTLE HUNTING GAME OF US!"
I looked at him and snorted," Have you even fucking thought once why Graze even did that for you?"
" YEAH! TO GET ME AND DARK TO STOP FIGHTING!"
" FUCK NO YOU RETARD! HE WANTED YOU GUYS TO JUST ADMIT NO PONY IS BETTER THAN THE OTHER, YOU GUYS FUCKING FIGHT AS IF YOU WERE HUSBAND AND WIFE, THAT'S PRETTY FUCKING GAY!" Kill teased Dark," AND I KNOW YOU PLANNED ALL OF THIS SHIT! SO STOP NOW BEFORE I FUCKING HALF MURDER YOU!"
Dark began to angry and shouted," VINE!! DO IT NOW!!"
All I heard was a stomp of hooves and suddenly this carnivorous plant towered above me, it looked like a mutated Venus fly trap with loads of thorned vinesas its mouth was filled with spikes representing it's teeth.
" MEET! ROSEBUD!!!" Vine announced her 'pet's' name again.
{ Oh yeah, just fuck up Dark real good if you survive this.}
The plant actually roared with enough force blowing back my mane and tail, I looked up at the creaute and shouted," FUCK YOU ROSE BUD!!"
With my now tamed abilities, I flew directly into the mouth of the mutated plant.
{ I SAID FUCKING SURVIVE!!}
[ DON'T WORRY I GOT THIS!]
The Venus fly trap closed it's mouth with me in it and gulped.
Vine and Dark both looked at the creature amazed, Dark shouted," DID HE JUST FUCKING COMMIT SUICIDE?!"
They both looked at the plant as it began to breathe and exhale smoke, it soon began to cough more and more.
Vine looked at her pet as she saw small signs of smoke and ash," What the--"
The plant's exterior began to show signs of small embers and flames that ate away it's body, soon the entire plant was engulfed in black flames, I emerged from the plants weakened exterior as I escaped from it's stomach wiping off any residue.
Kill landed right next to Dark and began his speech," Now listen here you little fuck, do you know who you;re fucking dealing with?"
His eyes widened as he shook his head," I am the part of Graze that does all the intense shit that saves your fucking life!" He obviously wanted to explain more but Dark dashed off leaving a small trail of lightning behind him.
I caught up to him within a mere ten seconds, grabbed his mane and threw him to the floor, I landed right next to him and punched him in the gut," I don't like to be interrupted....Now as I was saying, Graze's mind is split into three, Me, Joy and Graze if you didn't obviously know this before. Now this is where shit gets real."
I picked up his body and looked at him," I am the part of the Graze which helped him stand up against Shadow and now..... I am here, one hundred percent me, Kill. Not thirty three percent Kill,.... One fucking hundred percent!"
Shadow even looked more scared now as he understood," S-s-so... Shadow was defeated by thirty three percent of you?"
I nodded," Fucking correct and now you're going to get it real life."
".....I REGRET FUCKING NOTHING!" Dark shouted.
" I'm going to make you." I punched him again and threw him into the school building, I knew I aimed for the school building but instead he went through a window.
" Oh fuck..." I said as I dashed off going to meet Dark in the room.
I entered the broken window and saw a ravaged room with a blue unicorn mare," THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE DEMANDS AN EXPLANATION!"
I looked at her," Fuck you...A-HA!" I spotted Dark and ran towards his body as he tried to crawl away.
" You're not going anywhere." I picked him, knee'd him in the stomach, headbutted him and threw him back out the window.
*THUD* I flew out of the window and looked at his body on the floor," YOU HAVE FUCKING WINGS USE THEM!"
I picked him up again and looked him in the eyes, a little drip of blood came from his mouth but he was still breathing.
In an instant he grabbed my hooves and surged electricity through them.
-BBZZZTTTT!!!-
His face had looked like he was winning for a moment as he electrocuted me but Kill's expression was very unamused at this sort of power.
A small cloud of smoke came from my coat but I blew it off as if it was nothing," I'm Kill not fucking Graze how many times do I have to tell you that."
I picked up Lightning and flew into the sky reaching my highest altitude," You remember this dont'cha?"
He struggled as he tried to escape my grasp," Hmph pathetic!"
I dove towards the surface of the ground at a normal speed, breaking the sound barrier would have been quite dangerous with Dark as there was no water to prevent him from splattering all over the place.
I folded my wings preventing my from flying and bucked him faster towards the ground which was only a few metres away.
*BIG THUD*
There laid a black and red maned pegasus on the floor unconcious with a cloud of dirt and dust.
Kill looked at the body and picked him up," I know you're faking...and I definitely know you can take a few more hits."
His eyes opened wide at the what had now been said.
" VINE! WOULD YOU KINDLY?" I shouted.
Vine stomped her hooves on the floor creating a wooden cage, she heard me say to Dark," Wood is a very poor conductor of electricity and it burns like fuck with a spark."
She saw Kill as he rested Dark's body on a side of the cage, allowing him to stand.
* POW!* * POW!* * POW* *POW POW POWPOWPOWPOWPOW!* The hits continued for well over two minutes and he was beginning to look very tired.
Vine shouted," WOOHOOO!!! NINETY NINE HIT COMBO!!!"
" Oh no no, we can't allow you to fall asleep yet," I grabbed his hooves and flowed high temperatures of heat onto the surface of his skin, not enough to burn though.
*SSSSSTTTT* " AHHHHH!!!" He shouted now fully awake.
I punched him to shut him up and pulled his foreleg as straight as it could be, putting as much strain as I could have on it," Get ready for the second most painful feeling today."
" WHAT SECOND?!!"
----------------Vines Point of View----------------------
Kill was now pulling on Dark's foreleg and began twisting it holding up another hoof ready to strike," WAIT! WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT! IT'S NOT SUPPOSE TO TWIST THA--"
*SNAP* I broke his foreleg.
"SSSTTTT OUCH! THAT HAS GOTTA HURT!" Vine said, she didn't feel any emotion as she saw this took place but she knew it must of hurt ..... a lot.
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" AGGHHH!!! FUCK YOU KILL!!!" He shouted in pain a few tears coming from his eyes.
" Ah, stop being such a cry baby, I second for a certain reason. Vine my last request please?"
A small cactus appeared in the middle of the cage, Dark's eyes opened wide and Kill just smiled at the poor colt.
" Now, it's going to be like a band aid, quick and painless..... We all know I'm fucking lying," I said with a smile.
I positioned him directly infront of the cactus as he was unable to move from the sheer amounts of pain he received.
I mentally prepared him," Ten.... nine.... ZERO!"
*POW*
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" It looks like he has a few broken bones, a displaced foreleg and several cacti needles....Don't you worry one bit! I'm gonna fix him up real good within one day," Cross said as I brought in Dark from our little " gentlepony's war."
" Oh thank you so much! But make sure not to use any sort of tranquilizers, he has some sort of medical condition which may lead to some problems," Kill said faking a good student. He wanted Dark to feel every inch of pain.
" No problemo Graze, he should probably be fully healed in two days once I'm done with him."
I nodded appreciatively, exited the door and heard Cross say a few words," Now just stay still, we are going to pop this sucker back into place! How do you even get a twisted foreleg and cacti needles from accidentally tripping? Never mind. Three... Two...One..."
*POP*
"AGGHHHHH!!!!!" Dark shouted.
Kill walked away from the scene as a huge evil smile hovered on his face.
{ You knew from the start that Cross was going to fix him back up didn't you? }
[ Meh, it was a hunch and I know my limits]
{ I think we should tell Twilight}
A purple unicorn slammed open the doors which we were now about to exit," DON'T WORRY DARK! I'M COMING! AND I BROUGHT SOME BOOKS SO YOU CAN CATCH UP ON YOUR STUDIES!!"
[ I think she knows ]
------------------------Light's Point of View----------------------
Light was walking down the halls ready to go to his dorm when he saw this blue mare crying outside the door of her room," Hey... what's wrong, you need some help?"
" NOTHING! THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE DOESN'T NEED YOUR HELP!"
Light looked at her and knelt so he could have talked to her at his height," C'mon, obviously something is wrong and I can help you, I promise."
Trixie looked at him wiping a few tears from her eyes and sniffling," Well....If you must know! Somepony just rammed through my window and destroyed half my room! I have no where to study and to sleep!"
"Why don't you ask any of your friends?" Light asked her.
" Because... I have none! I only need to be alone!" She said now shouting at the alicorn.
" No you don't..... you can come stay with me!" Light offered.
" R-really?" Light nodded which was followed by a hug from Trixie," THANK YOU! THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE THANKS YOU!"
He felt a slight blush when she had hugged him," Hahaha okay, let's just get your stuff packed up and we can head to my dorm."
She sniffled, nodded and hugged him again.
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