[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

    <  My conscience Joy writes in these and  Italics>

         { I respond in these}  

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I looked at the sky which seemed to be a bit gloomier and darker than the rest of the school," So... Extreme Gardening Huh?"

"Yup! Remember yesterday when you--" Vinetion began to explain being interrupted shortly after.

" Kill."

" Right, when Kill burnt Rosebud from the inside?"

" Yeah, what does that have anything to do with Gardening, I mean isn't it dead?" I said confused.

" Well yes, She is dead but before you burnt her inside out which must be very painful, she released some spores creating more RoseBud's"

" Wait....She? Aren't plants like both sexes since they have both reproductive organs?" I scanned the floor noticing it was completely empty of life excluding me and Vine," And what RoseBuds? I only see both of us here."

" Ugh... I call RoseBud a she because I like too, also you will understand what I am talking about in a few seconds," She then looked up in the sky," READY DASHIE?!"

Before anything happened, I NEEDED TO SAY THIS," WOW WOW BACK THE FUCK UP! I now realized something..... If plants are hermaphroditic and can create more plants.... and you create more plants.... does that mean..."

*WHIP* Okay I deserved that whip from a vine but it was totally worth it.

[ Vinetion used Vine whip]

< Critical Hit!>

" ..... You do know I'm going to want proof later on," I joked.

*WHIP! WHIP*

" Alright FUCK! Let's just get this show on the road," I said," By the way.... Why can't you just control these plants and tell them go fuck themselves?"

" I didn't create them, they were bred. I cannot control something that isn't mine."

" And we kill them how?"

" Well if you burn them, it will just make more work for me to clean up..... So please try to not burn anything."

" Hey it's you who want the clean garden not me.... let me do this my way... ALSO! WHAT KIND OF GROUNDSKEEPER ARE YOU? DON'T YOU HAVE ANY WEED WHACKERS OR SOMETHING?"

" Who said we didn't?" Vine said pointing to a pile of useless gardening tools to kill mutated plants, seriously? A hoe [ Love me some of those], a plough [ Love me to do that to those hoes], a rake, a machete and ....... Oh hell yes.

" I CALL DIBS ON THE CHAINSAW!" I said praising Celestia for such a gift.

" It's not a chainsaw, it's what we use to trim hedges.... but whatever makes you sleep at night, I know I have Dashie." Vine said looking up at Dash.

" Whatever... And I have Ditzy, so please can we get this going?" I picked up the hedge trimmer and pulled on its cord releasing a small bit of fumes from its exhaust.

" OKAY DASHIE! GO!" Vinetion shouted to the mare in the sky who was now moving the clouds allowing sunlight to shine upon the grounds.

We both marveled at the sight of how plants sprouted from the earth and began to bloom forming tiny RoseBuds our height.

I looked at Vine as she stood there waiting for her to do something," Wait, aren't you going to help me out?"

" I can't kill my pet's children, are you MAD!?" Vine exclaimed.

I looked away from Vine as I snorted and back to the plants amazed at how many there were. Actually, amazed at how many offspring one plant had, I smiled and looked at all of them," I fucked up your mommy/daddy and now I'm going to fuck you up too."

I charged with my hedge trimmer beheading approximately a dozen and I kept on going. I stood upon one of the miniature RoseBud's and dissected the head of the creature.

I admit, I was having a bit fun at this moment even though it was extremely dangerous. I began to laugh maniacally at how I was having fun, focusing on one plant and not the rest.

" GRAZE WATCH OUT!!" Rainbow said quickly grabbing a machete and slicing one of the many carnivorous plants behind me.

I smiled at Rainbow Dash for saving my life back there, I heard Vine call it," NICE WORK DASHIE!!" As she supported her marefriend.

Where the buck was my ' NICE WORK GRAZE'?! I took out like fricking twelve.

I charged more and more plants slicing and cutting them as Rainbow Dash swung her machete furiously slicing and dicing her way in the crowd of plants.

More and more emerged from the ground surrounding Rainbow Dash and I while Vine stood there as she watched the plants trap us. It was a bit too late for flying at the moment.

I began to say my last prayers," Celestia if I survive this, I will help anypony when they need it without a bitch or a whine."

" VINE I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I LOVE YOU! And Graze, it was a pleasure serving with you," Rainbow Dash said.

I had one last moment for  a pun," Gracias."

[ Ha.... Nice one Graze]

I closed my eyes preparing for the worst," GRAZEE!!" I heard a shout and opened my eyes to see where the source of noise was coming from," GRAZE!!!"

It was Ice galloping towards our direction," DO YOU PINKIE PIE PROMISE ?!!''

" FOR FUCK'S SAKE YES!! CROSS MY HEART AND HOPE TO FLY STICK A FRICKING CUPCAKE IN MY EYE!!" I shouted.

He trotted faster and faster suddenly coming to a complete stop, he then stomped his hooves on the ground covering the entire area entirely with ice.

The plants that surrounded us abruptly withered their leaves and slouched their stems showing that there was no more sign of life due to the coldness of Ice's power.

" AHAHAHA ICE!! YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH!! HOW DID YOU KNOW?!!" I said relieved from the moment and shaking Ice as he had saved my life.

He smiled back and laughed a bit," Well, you know, it was Pinkie Pie's Pinkie Sense."

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~ A Few Minutes Ago~

" PINKIE!!  WHAT'S WRONG!?" Ice shouted as he saw Pinkie Pie wobble her legs, flop her ears and her back tingle.

" I THINK ONE OF OUR FRIENDS ARE IN TROUBLE!!" Pinkie exclaimed as the motions still went through her body.

" WHICH ONE?!!" Ice exclaimed.

" I DON'T KNOW!!" *WHAP* She collected an invisible slap," WOW! THAT ONE IS NEW!!"

" SO WHO IS IT?!" Ice shouted.

" I think it's Graze."

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" WOW THAT'S SO COOL! I HAVE MY OWN PINKIE SENSE!" I said shocked.

" Just don't try to get in danger that often......Now, about that Pinkie Promise," Ice said smiling evilly.

" .....Fuck....."

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I was now in the kitchen behind the cafeteria where all our meals were prepared, even desserts.

" Wow GRAZE!! I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE ALIVE!!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed hugging me as she saw me.

[ PINKAMENA!!] Kill exclaimed happily as he saw the darker pink straight maned pony.

< SURPRISE!!> Joy exclaimed as he saw the white pegasi.

Both of my consciences were happy to see Pinkie's own but they looked like if they needed to get something off their chests," Kill/ Joy," They both started and were about to end it," We can't see each other anymore... Pinkie loves Ice."

I swore I heard the hearts of my two consciences shatter as they heard those three words. I felt sad for them as they were me but I still would always give them my support even if they weren't.

{ I'm sorry guys....}

[ I just want to be alone]

< Me too..... OKAY I FEEL BETTER>

[ ME TOO!!]

< FUCK YEAHH!!!>

" WHAT THE BUCK?" Pinkamena and Surprise said.

[ Sorry can't see you no more]

< YEAH, Bye!!>

I don't know what happened but that was thee fastest recovery from a break up.... Ever....of all time.

I released Pinkie's hug and looked at Ice," So... what was this favor you wanted me to do?"

Ice moved closer to Pinkie," Well, Pinkie and I have been making Ice cream all day and we need a taste tester."

" Ice made them all by himself actually!" Pinkie said putting a hoof around Ice," I don't know how he does it but he has been helping out A LOT!"

" Nah, don't sweat it Pinkie, I love to help my favorite mare anyways," Ice kissed her on the cheek.

" Oooooh that's cold," she shivered from his kiss.

I looked at both of them bemused," Okay so what two Ice cream flavors you wanted me to test?"

Pinkie zoomed in and out of the room bringing a tray with only two cups, Pinkie smiled and said," Chocolate and Vanilla!"

I looked at the two cool refreshing ice cream flavors, Ice then whispered to me," Made them.... myself."

My eyes opened in horror..... Did he really mean that? IN THAT WAY?!

I looked at the two ponies and backed away slowly in horror," I'm sorry but ..... I'm lactose intolerant, gonna give me the shitting kay? Bye."

I then rushed towards the doors trying to make a quick escape but my path was blocked by a certain pink filly," What do you think you're doing? *GASP* ARE YOU TRYING TO BREAK A PINKIE PROMISE?!" Pinkie said.

" I'm sorry but in fucking hell am I, EATING THAT ICE CREAM!"

As if a demon had possessed Pinkie Pie, white exhaust fumes came out of her ears and her voice deepened," NO PONY BREAKS A PINKIE PROMISE!!"

And there it was, the shit had hit the fan as I sat near it.

She slowly walked towards me very slowly and intimidatingly. I looked through the entire room for an escape route but there was only one door and Pinkie Pie was in the way.

" WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME?!" I scanned the room and saw one available exit..... The window.

Ice looked at Pinkie who had looked possesed and tried to calm her down," Pinkie! Just keep cool! ... GRAZE?! WHAT ARE YOU--"

I had picked up Ice and had thrown him through the window which I then jumped out of," AHAHAHHA I'M FREEEE!!"

I landed on both of my hooves and ran for my life as I was chased by an enraged Pinkie Pie,who then shouted in a G-Major tone," GRAZEE!!! YOU PINKIE PROMISED!!!"

I galopped for my life, hoping that she won't even come close to me," C'MON PINKIE!! JUST STOP!! WHAT ICE DID IS TOTALLY DISGUSTING!!"

" YOU BROKE A PINKIE PROMISE!!!!!!" She shouted not caring for my twisted reason as she was catching up to me.

{ FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK, KILL, JOY! ANY HELP HERE?}

[ Sorry bro, but you broke a Pinkie Promise]

< Rules are the rules>

{ Well, buck you guys}

I took a quick look back seeing where Pinkie was..... RIGHT BY MY TAIL! THAT MARE WAS PUMPED ON STEROIDS OR SOMETHING! THIS WAS NOT SUPPOSE TO BE POSSIBLE!!

She then pounced upon me trying to tackle me, I ran closing my eyes preparing for the worst.

*BBBBZTTTT PING*

* Thud* As I continued running, I suddenly crashed into a wall.

I opened my eyes and saw a white and yellow striped alicorn infront of me," Ugh.... Light?......LIGHT! THANK CELESTIA YOU SAVED ME!!"

" Saved you? Your welcome then but I kinda need a favor and you weren't in your room, so I had to kinda force you here... Sorry."

I shrugged off the whole 'forcing me' idea and thanked him," No need to apologize... SO what do you need help with... and where exactly am I?" I asked as I looked around a broken room.

" Well... ya see my marefriend and I--"

" WOW WHOSE THE LUCKY MARE?!" I interpreted.

" Trixie.... well ya see the thing is, she is moving into my dorm but I need some help cleaning some of the refuge... Do ya mind a bit?"

" Not at all!" I said smiling.

A blue mare then entered the room smiling, I know I remembered her from somewhere," YOU! YOU DESTROYED MY ROOM!!"

Ah, yes.... Now I remember.

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