[My conscience Kill writes in the brackets and bolded]

    <  My conscience Joy writes in these and  Italics>

         { I respond in these}  

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"Pssttt.... Grraaazzeee," A voice called out to me, in my sleep.

"Graaazzzeee." It sounded more serious.

"GRAZE! WAKE THE BUCK UP!" I immediately woke up from the shouting voice, jumping off Ditzy's bed waking her up as well and looked at a certain stallion, Mr. Charge. Looking at the clock I was pissed off. Four thirty in the morning.

" WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WAKING ME UP AT HALF FOUR IN THE CELESTIA DAMN MORNING!" I didn't want to use more explicit language because he was my teacher and also that he always had a good reason.

"Training, everyone is waiting to meet you," still half awake Ditzy and I walked out of the bed and followed him not acknowledging our usual morning agenda.

" I reaaalllllyy fucking hate you," I said emphasizing on the "really".

" Nah you don't, I could read your mind, you still think of me as your friend." Charge said with a smirk knowing he was right, which he was," C'mon Ms. Ditzy, let's move it!"

We all followed "The Devil" until we were outside the front of the school. I saw everyone that he mentioned last night, Vinyl was yawning and sleeping on Octavia's back, Octavia was surprisingly awake with a displeased expression, Lyra was lying down on Bon Bon who then yawned. SeaBreeze on the other hand was mumbling a few curse words while Shot was wide awake.

"Okay everyone! I have gathered all of you ponies here today as Sport's Day is only two days away and all of you were assigned to my team, each teacher was given the choice of six to ten students and I picked you eight and I expect you to win," He spoke but nobody listened.

"TRAINING BEGINS NOW!" With his shout, everyone was wide awake and scared," Good now that I have your undivided attention, the best way to be physically fit is to--" Oh Celestia curse you if the next words are unpleasent," Survive."

WELL YOU KNOW WHAT THAT"S JUST FUCKING SUPER, WHAT WAS HE GONNA DO?? WE LIVED IN A CELESTIA BUCKING SCHOOL WITH A PSYCHO TEACHER! WE SURVIVED EVERYDAY, WE SURVIVED HIS TEST, WE SURVIVED A FUCKING BAR FIGHT!

BRING IT ON MOTHER FUCKER! BRING IT ON!

He looked at me,'' But first before I begin our training, I want you to bring one thing which is essential for survival." He smiled with an evil look which I could have bucked clean off for waking me up this early," You have Twenty minutes."

Everypony's eyes widened and galloped off to their rooms getting that one thing they needed to survive. Ditzy and I rushed off and began scavenging, the entire apartment.

-Twenty Minutes Later-

Everypony now returned with that one thing essential to survive. Bon Bon and Lyra both had food and water, Octavia had a compass, Vinyl had a lighter and Ditzy had her baseball bat, okay to survive she was probably gonna beat the shit out of everything. Oh I love that mare.

I brought my guitar for entertainment so the other ponies won't get bored, SeaBreeze had a picture of Fluttershy for a reason he said and I quote," All I need is love to survive."

[How corny, all I need is to kill the weakest link and then cook him or her]

< Bro we are consciences we don't eat and also we are herbivores>

[ Buck you bro, I do what I want]

And CrackShot was the smartest out of all of them, he brought the one thing we needed to survive. THE MOST VITAL OF SUPPLIES, Toilet Paper.

WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT! I DON'T WANT TO WIPE MY ASS WITH SOME LEAVES!

I wanted to go back and screw the entertainment for my own toilet paper but Mr. Silent said it was apparently to late. IT WAS FRICKING FIVE IN THE MORNING! NOT EVEN CELESTIA WAS UP! YOU KNOW WHY I KNOW?! THE SUN WASN'T EVEN FUCKING UP! WHAT KIND OF PONY IS SO EVIL TO DO THIS TO ME!

"Okay sir, so we have our survival equipment, what now?" I questioned our Oh-so smart teacher.

His face grew an evil smile, the creepy kinda one and said," Now we--" A certain blue alicorn of the night appeared and with a glow of her horn we were teleported in the middle of a forest.

"-- Survive." He finished.

This was unreal and torturous, he was pure evil and he loved what he was doing.

My eyes scanned the surroundings, blue trees, flora growing possibly everywhere," Wh-Where are we?" I knew the answer but I just wanted to hear it, just to make sure I wasn't completely insane.

He smiled," The EverFree Forest, my once a home."

Well....... that explained pretty much everything, from the bat wings to just well.... Bucking Everything. I looked at him, realizing he had no equipment and questioned," Wait....Where are your supplies?"

" I'm not staying here! I know how to survive, it's up to you and your friends to help each other survive these two days."

" WHAT THE BUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!" Lyra exclaimed.

"YEAH! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA! I MEAN YOU THINK WE ARE SUPPOSE TO SURVIVE WHILE THE ONLY PONY WITH EXPERIENCE IS GONE!" Vinyl shouted.

"Exactly how do you expect us to survive?" Octavia said.

"Teamwork and well yes, that is how you learn, through experience," he said calmly," So ta-ta and good luck." And with a bright flash of light he was gone.

I could not believe what just happened. He left us. To die. In EverFree.......

My eyes twitched and I was beginning to lose sense on this situation before hoof," BBUCCCKKK!!!! YOOOUUUU!!! YOU FUCKING DEVIL!!!"

*WHA-TAP!*

"Graze! Graze! LOOK AT ME!" Ditzy commanded," We need to calm down, it's only two days and we can survive, okay?"

I nodded," Okay I guess since that teleportation spell transported us in this conveniently, widely spaced area, we shall set up camp here."

"Uhmm, Graze we have no tent." Bon Bon stated obviously.

"Well who the buck knew that we were gonna be transported in the middle of the EverFree Forest." My temper was extremely short," *sigh* Okay sorry let's gather some wood and dry leaves and build a fire. That's the most important thing."

[ Why not just burn the whole fucking forest to the ground]

" He is right, it will keep away all predators," CrackShot agreed.

"So how much water do we have?" SeaBreeze asked.

" Only too survive at least a day."

"Food?"

" We are going to have to scavenge the forest. SeaBreeze and Shot come with me." I ordered them to follow since were the guys and it was our task to bring food. I wish I was a mare again.

Some unnecessary whining, complaining and bitching came from the both of them, I did not need this at Celestia knows what time of the day but the sun was out and I feared for something much worse. Usually city ponies or the indoor ponies like, CrackShot would soon be getting insane being far away from civilization, but it didn't matter if SeaBreeze and I were here, he needed to be in the comforts of tiles and walls not on soil and having to survive. All he had to remember civilization was that roll of toilet paper he hung so dear to him.

We walked the EverFree Forest for a few hours gathering sticks and any sort of vegetation that looked "normal". I tried to keep my poker face, no emotion but in the inside I wanted to go home as well....Fucking Mr. Charge, I was going to get him back.... He likes to play mind tricks on me so much? I'm gonna mindfuck his brain so hard, the machinations of his brain will be left dented.

As we walked I marked the trunks of trees with arrows hoping that we won't get lost and also with the fact that the compass Octavia lent me was completely useless, it just spun in every direction! The EverFree Forest was a strange and dangerous place.

"Ughhh What time is it!?" SeaBreeze moaned.

"Oh Jeez I don't know but by the sign of the fucking sun blocked by trees, I can tell it's at least twelve." I said sarcastically.

" Graze is right! It is twelve, my watch says so" Shot said looking at his watch he used to cheat in the exam.

Wow I was right, sarcasm really does work.

"Okay guy's lets head back, mares might be getting worried." I looked at the trees with the marks on them but the marks were now a bit more faded than I thought I left it. Must have been my imagination, I shrugged off the thought.

A few hours passed from lots of walking and we arrived back at our campsite.

"What..." I said.

"The..." Breeze said.

"Fuck.." Shot said.

OUR ENTIRE CAMPSITE WAS FOREST HEAVEN! EVERYTHING WAS SO DIFFERENT!

Leaves, twigs and branches were formed into hammocks, there were rocks placed specifically in a circle for our bonfire, THEY MADE AN ENTIRE CANOPY OUT OF LEAVES AND STICKS AND WHATEVER ELSE THEY FOUND.

All we did was scavenge food, fire wood and dry leaves.

[And that my dear viewers is the power of women, I suggest the next time you go on a camping trip you bring some.]

We walked to the forest mares known as our five mares and asked," How in Celestia's name did you do this."

Lyra and Vinyl pointed at their hooves," Ooohh I don't know....magic."

I with the other stallions facehoofed and began preparations to survive the rest of this day and tomorrow.

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7:00

"And that my friends is the Campfire song." I laid down the guitar and basked in the heat of the now dying fire.

Ditzy noticing the flame took some more wood and placed it in the fire.

Lyra looked at Bon Bon and smiled," Hey Bon Bon do you know what that fire is called?"

Bon Bon was intrigued by the question and asked," No, what is it?"

Lyra chuckled and said,"Pfftchhh....It's called...a BON fire."

Everyone chuckled and laughed at the horrible pun but yet it was so funny. Even though we were out in the wild we still knew how to have fun.

After a small chuckle, I noticed that our supply was getting low," Hey guys lets get some more firewood. Gonna be right back okay mares?"

They all nodded while Shot picked up his toilet paper in a bag and walked towards me.

SeaBreeze mumbled a few words obviously not wanting to go. I chuckled and said," Stop being a pussy bro, it's just to survive."

We walked deeper into the forest looking back as the light coming from the camp was slowly being engulfed in darkness due to the distance we made. Soon there was none to be seen.

We walked what seemed like forever until we heard a sudden howl, stopping suddenly and our blood crawled with the sound of that...that....

~AWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~

Yellow eyes pierced through a few bushes and the darkness. They came closer and closer but were still far away from striking distance.

I looked at them in shock, frozen in my place.

"Timber Wolves..." Shot said quietly," AppleJack told me that her grandmother saw them in the EverFree Forest ever since she was a little filly."

SeaBreeze looked at me," What...What are you doing...Graze?"

I made slow movements as I took off my usual black clothes it didn't matter to me no pony really wore clothes, it just made me feel comfortable," Shhhh....I run faster without them... I don't need to run faster than them... I need to run faster than you two."

With the sound of my clothes hitting the soil of the forest, one of them howled, echoing throughout the entire forest and another pounced out of the bushes causing us to naturally run.

~AWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~

----------Sweet Apple Acres----------

" THE TIMB'R WOLVES ARE HOWLIN'!!! THE TIMB'R WOLVES ARE HOWLIN'!!!!"

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We galloped as fast as we could have, dodging trees and jumping over shrubs and logs. Even now, Shot still held onto his bag of toilet paper. SeaBreeze was catching up with my speed but I was worried about Shot.

<USE THE LIGHTER!!>

[GRAB A STICK AND BURN THAT MOFO!!]

I grabbed a stick and used my wings to hover so I could use my hooves to light it on fire.

"Come on light damn it! LIGHT!! PLEASE CELESTIA LIGHT!!" I tried countless times to create a spark with the lighter, many times my attempts were futile until--

*Woooshh* " I AM RAZOR AND I HAVE CREATED FIRE!" I stopped dead in my tracks and flailed the stick in my mouth rapidly.

The timber wolves slowly moved backwards and then ran into a hasty retreat. One problem solved.

Second Problem, where were we?

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We began walking at a slower pace trying to catch our breaths from a close encounter. The last thing I needed was--

" WE HAVE NO FOOD! WE HAVE NO SHELTER! WE HAVE NO WATER! WE ARE DEAD!" --that. Whining and bitching coming from Shot.

" Stop it. Just stop it, complaining will get us nowhere," I said calmly knowing that all the facts were correct.

"THINGS CAN'T POSSIBLY GET ANY WORSE!" He shouted.

*plit*

What the?

*plit plit plit plit*

Oh Shot I am going to fucking murder you.

*crackle- BOOM!!*

Rain began to fall, the droplets pounding hard on our backs, extinguishing the flame and I wanted to kill Shot for jinxing us," You got you're fucking water are you happy!" SeaBreeze said losing his temper. He began to rant and complain as well.

I threw down the stick and shouted," YOU KNOW WHAT?! FUCK YOU GUYS AND YOU'RE COMPLAINING ALL WE NEED TO DO IS FIND SHELTER AND SURVIVE!!"

It was harsh words but true.

" Okay man....take it easy... we're sorry." SeaBreeze said as Shot stayed quiet.

I didn't even want to respond to them at that moment, the most important thing was that we needed shelter.

A sudden bright light flashed in the sky, brightening the area for a few seconds. I noticed that one part of the forest didn't  light up, only the outside of it which was a concave formation with a gaping hole and what was inside was something we needed...shelter.

Thank you Celestia for small mercies, I motioned the guys to follow me to enter the cave where we laid in the dirt, shivering our balls off.

"You know....we need heat right....and we have no fire...we are going to die from hypothermia..." Shot said shivering and his teeth chattering from the cold.

Before he could finish I interrupted him," Fuck you bro, I'm not hugging any stallion especially with my clothes off." I wasn't affected by the cold much, I embraced it for the matter of fact.

I looked at Shot for a moment, he looked delusional and was somehow talking to the bag with his toilet paper. I was beginning to worry about him.

SeaBreeze was quiet for a moment and he began to sing softly," Hush Now Quiet Now...."

"What are you doing?" I asked quizzically.

"I'm singing something FlutterShy taught me, using the heat from our breaths will keep us warm." Good idea.

"Go on..." I said, I don't know if I was happy for him or sad for him. He help onto something he might lose by morning but he still held on.

" It's Time to lay your sleepy head, Hush Now Quiet Now, it's time to go to bed."

"Wait I know this song, my mother sang it to me," Shot's ears perked up at the tune.

"So did mine..."

" Drifting off to sleep, leave an exciting day behind you, drifiting off to sleep may the joy of dream may find you...." We all sang together, continuing the lullaby.

It was a sad thing to see three stallions sing a lullaby meant for foals but it kept us warm and brought happier thoughts than freezing to death.

The lullaby soon did it's trick and we all dozed off too sleep.

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I woke up with a growl of my stomach, was I hungry? No it was much much worse, I was holding in for far too long....well I was holding something in.... No need to go into all the detail.

I looked at Shot and his bag containing the toilet paper. The bag looked different, as if he drew a smiley face on it" Psttt Bro, I need to take a shit."

Yup....How subtle of me.

" Well why you looking at me for? Do I look like a toilet?" His eyes looked at mine watching his toilet paper," NO! YOU ARE NOT USING BOUNTY! USE SOME LEAVES AND DIG A HOLE!"

"LIKE FUCK I AM! NOW GIVE IT TO ME!!" I shouted, it was what toilet paper was meant for.

I moved closer to him as he gave out a long hiss," *hisssssss* My Precioussssss"

"You are going to give me that toilet paper," I walked up closer to him trying to swipe it away from him. He ran out of the cave, into the morning light which the forest allowed through it's trees.

He ran far and I gave chase. He ran five minutes before I tackled him out of the forested area and we entered a river side. The toilet paper fumbled and landed a few metres from us when I had tackled him.

Shot bucked me and made a quick run towards it. I flinched for a second from the kick and made haste towards Shot as he picked up the bag.

I flew towards him and picked him up with the bag still in his hooves. He held onto that thing as if his life depended on it but instead mine did too.

With Shot in my grasp, I flew high gaining altitude above the river, I was flying even higher than the massive waterfall which I now noticed provided the stream with it's water.

I looked at him with a serious expression on my face," Last chance buddy."

He looked at me and hissed. This trick was going to snap him out of his insane status and also get me my toilet paper which I desperately needed.

" Wrong answer."

I flew higher with him and looked him in the eyes. I made a sudden turn diving downwards to the deepest part of the river. I accelerated as a cone began forming around me. I flapped my wings harder and spun, drilling and cutting through the air resistance which was harder to break since I was carrying Shot. With a kick of my legs and well timed flapping of my wings the sound barrier broke.

*BOOM*

--------SeaBreeze's Point of View---------

" Wow, Graze is going really, high. I can barely see him." SeaBreeze said to himself as he looked at a dot in the middle of the sky representing me holding Shot.

"HOLY SHIT NO WAY!!" He said as he watched me make a nose dive aiming straight at the river.

SeaBreeze's mouth opened wide as he saw me spin, holding onto Shot as the cone formed.

*BOOM*

A huge circle with black flames engulfed its perimeter, spread out through the entire sky, evaporating every cloud in it's path, spreading it's flames in the sky throughout all Equestria as it watched the beauty and magic of my SonicBoom.

SeaBreeze's mouth was open wide and his eyes glued to the scene," Mother of Celestia."

---------My Point of View--------------

*BOOM*

The entire sky was filled with a circle, increasing it's diameter with black flames running through it's perimeter. My mission was still incomplete.

I headed straight towards the water at mac-4 speeds with ten seconds to spare and with proper timing I threw Shot with an extra push for power into the somewhat calm river and .....

*SPLAT* Not Splash but a splat sound came from the contact with the river water.

He didn't even dive into the water, I made sure he received the Pile Driver with a Belly flop. His body floated on the surface of the water as he screamed into it, only bubbles appeared blocking out his scream of pain.

I flipped over his body," AGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH" and turned him back over into the water his face in it, blocking out all of the noise.

The bag with toilet paper floated to the shore of the river, I walked over to it, picked it up and headed into the forest and dug a hole.

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I walked back to my group of friends and threw the almost empty roll of toilet paper to Shot.

Tears formed in his eyes," Bounty..... BOUNTY SPEAK TO ME!!!" He began to cry, he was acting like a drama queen.

EVEN THROUGH THE PILE DRIVE HE WAS STILL DELUSIONAL?! WHAT THE FUCK!!

*WHAP*

I slapped him, returning him to our universe and not his delusional one, he looked at me confused," Wh-where am I? And why is my face stinging."

"Don't worry," I said," you're back and that's all that counts."

"So what do we do now?" SeaBreeze asked.

A bright light appeared before us with Charge and the five mares coming from it," Hey, looks like you guys survived. I knew you would, I had complete faith in you."

I looked at him pissed off expression easily translating to," Get me the fuck home or I will rip your fucking wings off and feed it to you."

Charge actually looked a bit frightened," Alright, well looks like you guys made it and are prepared for Sports Day."

"WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS CELESTIA FUCKING FOREST HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH SPORT'S DAY!!"

"Teamwork." He simply said.

My eyes widened and twitched, unable to speak any words, I stayed quiet, an eerie kind of quiet. I was going to get him back.

Ditzy broke the silence," So what was that black flame in the sky about?"

"Yeah I was wondering about that." Charge said," You pulled of a sonic boom didn't you Graze?"

I nodded .He was reading my mind again," So what are you going to call it?"

"The Necroshade Boom."

"Alright ponies, lets head on home! Tomorrow is Sport's Day and I want you to be fully rested. Lunch is on me. My treat!" Mr. Charge said with a smile hoping I forgave him for putting us in this forest risking our lives.

And I did because it's what friends do.

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