I walked down the hall with Church thinking about the day. We stopped outside our dorms and I pointed to his door.

“So that is your dorm. Don’t know who your roommie is though sorry...” I said slightly exausted. Letting the weight of the day suck the last of my energy away, I walked into my dorm leaving my new friend to figure out who he is stuck with. I flopped onto the couch and nearly fell asleep right there, but a yell across the hallway screaming “WHAT THE FUCK, I FORGOT MY PHONE AT HOME.” made it harder. Snickering at my new friend misfortune, I layed my head onto the arm rest.

Lyra, on the other hand/hoof, had other plans for me. She pounced onto my chest and knocked the wind out of me, causing a minor coughing fit. For a small 60-75 pound pony she sure packs a punch.

“YOU’RE HOME!!” She almost yelled into my face. ‘Jeez mind of a puppy much?’ I thought. She was trying to wiggle her hooves around my back so she could hug me and crush my ribs in the process.

And right at that moment, Church walks through the door and asks “Hey do you got anything to dri-” he stared at the human and pony on the couch. The pony on top and the human just staring back.

“What’s up?” I asked too tired to feel the awkward in the air.

“I...I am sorry was I interrupting something?” Church asked.

“Nope. What were you asking?” I responded casually.

“Um..Right. do you guys have anything to drink? My dorm is completely empty. Of everything ‘cept furniture.” I nodded and pointed to the fridge.

“Help your self. Grab me a soda while you’re there kay?” Church nodded and went into the walking kitchen. Lyra on the other hand and wormed her hooves around my back and was bear-hugging me(or trying to).

“Uh.... Does the pony want anything to drink?” Church asked.

“Her name is Lyra ya dum dum.” I said too tired to say anything witty. “Well do ya want anything lyra?” She shook her head and laid her head down. ‘Damn pony...makes me even more sleepy.’ I thought. Church walked over and handed me my Dr.Pepper while and sat down in the chair near the couch.

“You know... You look like you can fall asleep any second now. You should sleep, but I say fuck sleep.” Church said.

“Normally I would agree, but I have *YAWN* scho-ZZzzzzz” I passed out before I could even finish.

When I woke up I noticed that I somehow managed to flip in my sleep and spooned Lyra. Taking my arms off her I stretched and looked at my unopened drink of the coffee table. Next to my drink was a small folded up note. I picked it up and read it “IOU 25 dollars - Church” . I blinked and reread it.

“That son of a-” I started to say when I heard someone yawn. I looked to my left and saw lyra stretching before getting up. She drowsily looked around until her eyes fell on me. Sleepily she crawled over and laid back down into my lap. Yawning again she fidgeted and fell back asleep.

“Damn the ponies....Can’t stay mad for more than 5 seconds....I AM going to punch church when I see him though.” I said making a vow. I gently moved Lyra off and got up. I went to my room and changed into a simple red shirt and another pair of jeans. I went to my computer bag and took out my laptop.

Starting it up, I glanced at the date. ‘Saturday? really? well shit....’ I thought. I put my hands behind my head and just thought of what I should do. That’s when a familiar feeling of scales appeared. I looked down to see my small snake nudging my foot.

“Oh right. you're hungry right?” Arrowhead nodded and I got up. I went to the fridge and pulled out the bag of crickets Fluttershy gave me. I pull a few out and held them out. I flinched when his head snapped and ate one of the crickets. I pulled my hand back and freaked out a little bit. Arrowhead just went and ate the crickets off the floor and then went to the coffee table. He coiled up and just fell asleep.

“That was freaking scary....” I got up and went to my computer again. I pulled up one of my favorite games. Minecraft.

RIght as I was in the middle of the process of finding those elusive gems known as diamonds, I heard some music coming from the other side of the hall. Getting slightly irritated of being interrupted in my quest, I got up and went to the hall and knocked onto the dorm’s door.
The door opened to reveal a slightly crazed Church. I looked at him for a second before I looked into his room. There were energy drinks EVERYWHERE. Redbull, Monster, Nos, you name it he drank it. My jaw would have dropped if I had not been grabbed and dragged into the dorm.

“DUDE..YOULLNEVERBELIEVEWHATHAPPENEDLASTNIGHTI-” Church just kept spouting off random stuff about pancakes, money, and a department store. Then to calm him down I got my revenge on him for taking my money. I tapped him on the shoulder and as he turned gave him a firm slug to the chest.

Taken completely by surprise he fell onto the couch behind him. Taking advantage of the situation I walked over and turned the dubstep down and walked over to him.

“Church what the hell happened? I was playing my game and then all I hear is a shit load of wubs pierce my ear drums. Then I walk over here and all I see is you on a caffeine high and an ungodly amount of energy drinks on the floor!!” I wasn’t pissed, but I was damn well frustrated.

Instead of answering Church just fell asleep snoring. I face-palmed and picked up the trash. After I got all the mess picked up, I left the dorm and went back to my game. But as I entered my dorm I noticed that Lyra was beginning to wake up. After another adorable yawn, she rubbed her eyes and looked at me.

“Mornin’ sleepy head.” I said never taking my eyes off my game. She yawned again and got up. Not saying a word, she walked past me into the bathroom or her room. I couldn’t tell because I too busy killing creepers. I finished my mining and was returning to my home when I heard a scream from across the hall.

“AUGH MY FUCKING HEAD!..” ‘That would be Church’ I thought.

Instead of doing anything, I just kept playing my game. After a few more minutes there was a knock at my door.

“Come in.” I yelled still not leaving my screen.

As the door opened to a somewhat annoyed looking and pained Church that came stumbling through.

“Fucking hangovers.” Church mumbled.

“Hangovers? all you had was a SHIT LOAD of energy drinks. What your feeling is the sugar crash. it’s always worse waking up to it instead of falling asleep to it. If your looking for any medicine it’s over next to the fridge.”

“Thank you...” Church silently said as he stumbled through the kitchen to where the medicine cabinet. Taking a few asprins and tylenol, he grabbed a drink and walked over to the couch. I silently laughed at his misfortune and paused my game.

“So want to tell me WHY you took the money in my wallet and I found you blaring dubstep with a hell of a caffeine high?” I asked.

“What money? also... I have no idea what you are talking about.” Church said with a perfect poker face.

I just gave him a emotionless sniff and pulled out the I.O.U. “This....and the bag of energy drinks in you trash can....” I said with a deadpanned expression.

“Fuck...” Church silently Cursed “I did not write that I.O.U! I swear!”

“So this isn’t your signature....and this reicept I found on the floor while cleaning up YOUR mess. Let’s read it shall we?” I said holding it out.

“Son of a...” Church silently cursed again. “Okay! I borrowed you’re money, but have no idea where those energy drinks came from though!”

“3 Nos energy drinks 10 dollars. Pack of red bull 5 dollars. 2 monsters 4 dollars....Need I go on?” I asked with a still deadpanned expression.

“God... Damn.” Church cursed silently for the third time “Okay... I might have bought those things, but I still have a fucking caffine hangover... Can this wait? Please?” Church asked slightly annoyed.

“Eee...fine. But I want my money back soon.” I said returning the I.O.U. to my pocket and going back to my game.

“I will never back his 25 dollars...” Church said silently hoping that I wouldn’t hear him HE WAS WRONG.

“Hmm? what was that?” I asked pausing my game.

“Nothing at all.” Church said a bit nervous

“Reeeally? cause last time I checked I have fairly good hearing...” I said with a deadpanned expression again. Then Lyra came out drying her head off. “Oh herro Lyra.”

“Is she done using the bathroom?” Church asked ‘Way to dodge the question there Church.‘
I thought. “Eee nope...Hey Lyra go and lock the bathroom will ya?” She looked at me weirdly then compiled.
“Suit yourself” Church said then quickly got up and rushed to the sink in the kitchen.

“if you gonna vomit do it in the trash like a normal person. cause if you vomit in my sink I will make you clean it...”

“Toooo LATE! Herrrk, BLEEEH” Church said as he evacuated his stomach.

“Damn it Church....You’re cleaning that sink out....” I said with a slightly disgusted face.

“Hey be glad! Atleast it wasnt on your *BLEEEH* Coffee table. God damn hangovers...” Church said as he vomited

“You’re still cleaning that sink out....”

After a few minutes of torture for Church, I got up and helped cool his stomach. I grabbed a coke from my fridge and gave it to him along with a glass of water.

“Next time you're gonna do that I am locking you out.” I said as I sat down next to church on the couch. “Feeling better?”

“A little....Head still hurts though. And what the fuck was in those energy drinks anyway?” Church asked holding a hand against his forehead.

“Oh you know...Caffeine, sugar, the usual. You just were enough of a moron to drink forty of the damned things. Now just stay seated and nurse that cola.” I got up and turned on my Xbox. I powered up one of my favorite games. Godfather 2. I ran around extorting small buisnesses and kiling hookers with a crowbar before I got a message.

Queen of the night sent you a friend request.

I clicked it and accepted the friend reques before I picked up my headset to answer the message voice chat the soon followed.

“Who the fuck is that?” Church asked looking pained.

“Oh a friend.” I got a shit eating grin and listened to luna as she talked into the mic.

“Hail Slayer! How art thee faring?” Luna said.

“I am doing fine. Other than my friend who is currently recovering on my couch, I am just fine.”

“Oh. Wait. Think im going to... Herrrk *Burp* Nevermind.” Church said holding a hand over his mouth.

“One sec....”I put the mic down and grabbed the trash can from the kitchen and placed it in front of Church. “You hurl in that...Anywhere else I will have Lyra make you clean it with your tounge....” I sat down and picked the mic and controller again.

“... Ehh, I’ll just evacuate to my room then” Church said as he got up and slowly walked out of the room to keep him self from vomiting any more.

“Kay feel better! welp what do wanna play?” I asked going to my Xbox.

“How about the Mass Effect's multiplayer?” Luna asked. I chuckled and put the game disc in.

“You love that game now don’t you?” I asked. I got no response. I laughed and started up a private match and sent Luna a game invite. Before she joined though, I got a message from someone called....

The Alpha sent you a friend request.

His message read out:

I made it across the hall. And found you’re xbox profile. ALL WITHOUT PUKING!

I Laughed into the mic and sent him a message back saying “Good for you! Now go the whole day!”

I started up the game and played for a little bit until I heard a small noise across the hall followed by a muffled. “Why god why?!” I chuckled and continued my game.

Author’s Note:
Hey everyone! This is Slayer here to say HURRAY! I got two chapters out over the weekend! Thanks to my friend The Alpha for editing and helping with the story.

The Alpha: I like me.

Oh hush you and get back in the corner....Anyway! yeah go check out his story!