The days went by fairly quick. Hours turned to days, days turned to weeks, and finally weeks turned into 3 months. Thankfully those months were not as hectic as my first week at the school. All that happened was the following: I woke up, I ate food, I hung out with Luna some more, I hung out with Brony, hank, Lyra, and the others for a little while, Constantly got harrassed by my study-hall teacher, and falling asleep in miss sparkle’s class, and finally!....Getting zapped by Miss Sparkle’s magic.

All in all...A pretty good few months. I also had started to get a little more affectionate towards Luna lately. I know what it means, but I was really conflicted. The reason why? If you grew up with my family you would know what I am talking about. Anyway Today was Luna’s birthday and I had gotten her a pretty decent gift, if I do say so.

I grabbed my keys and wallet before shouting to Lyra. “I am going out again Lyra! Don’t wait up for me!” I Yelled to the sea-foam green unicorn.

Just as I was about to leave, I had just remembered something. ‘Today’s Luna’s B-DAY!’ I thought excitedly and rushed back inside. I grabbed a small box wrapped in deep sea blue(A/N:SUPER dark blue) paper. I smiled and slipped the small box ,as well as the card with it, into my pocket THEN I went out the door.

Made my way outside and saw a carriage waiting. This was odd because usually I just I had to flag one down before I could go. ‘I should probably consider getting a motorcycle or something....’ I thought as I walked to the carriage. I tapped a the pony tied to the front and asked him if this carriage is taken.

“Actually this is a pre-paid carriage. Right now we are waiting for a human named Slayer.” He said looking at me. Then he pulled out a paper and held it out almost next to my face as if comparing. “OH you’re the human! Please hop in mister Slayer!”

I blinked and walked towards the door. I opened the carriage up, got in, and made myself comfortable.

All of a sudden, Church burst through the door and yells “Wait up! I got some gifts too!” I looked through the window and looked at the present and I could not believe my eyes. It was a over sized box that was about the size of my T.V. I was not really sure how he could balance it in his arms. He got into the carriage and put down the oversized package on the opposite side of the me.

“What the? … Why are you putting this in here?” I ask Church who just stared at me.

“Oh this? I was just thinking of burning it in front of Luna’s face...This is a gift for Luna, you dumbass.” Church said with his voice dripping in sarcasm then he said “Give luna my regards.”

“OH NO YOU DON’T...” I said as I grabbed the collar of his shirt. I pull him into the carriage and tap on the top of the carriage, giving the ponies outside the ‘okay’ to take us away.

It takes off before Church could have left and I chuckled as he clawed at the door for a moment before glaring at me.

“The fuck man?!” He said. I just leaned over gently, placed a hand on his shoulder, and ever so carefully....Slapped him. “OW. What is wrong with you?!”

“Well...A) You stole my wallet and never payed me back...B) You broke Celestia’s favorite vase....And last be most certainly not least...C)You deleted all of Luna’s data on her Xbox with that magnet....WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING!?”

Church slightly cringed at the mention of his less than fruitful endeavors. He sighed and slumped against the seat behind him.

“So in short....Not only do you owe me. You owe both Celestia AND Luna....So yeah I am dragging you along so you can apologize.” I finished and looked out the window.

The simple view of the world flying by was pretty relaxing. Other than the fact I had to tell Luna that I was going back to my world for the winter vacation.

“This totally ruins my weekend” Church muttered under his breath.

“Oh shut up. You've been in your dorm ALL freaking week! Only time you’re out is to go to classes and to tell me about stuff that really has no meaning at that moment.” I said before continuing my plan of thinking how I was going to escape Luna’s wrath.

“Okay there is a window in her game room.....That goes over a 100 foot drop into the garden...That’s not going to work.” I mumbled to myself and then thought of other things.

“Ugh maybe I am just over reacting...She’ll be fine! Or I am gonna die a horrible, painful, video game influenced death...” I muttered while I face-palmed. I then noticed how Church was just staring at me, with a smug smile on his face.

“You are in love aren't you?” He suddenly says.

“WHAT!? WHAT...*Ahem* what on earth or...Equestria at this point..Would make you ask that!?” I said with a blush slowly creeping onto my face.

“You show all the signs for it... You can’t stop thinking of Luna, Umm shit... What was the second sign now again?” Church said.

“Um...wasn’t it like constantly talking about or to the crush? Something like that... And what are you talking about I am not thinking about her!” I said giving a poor defense of words.

“You get very flustered sometimes when I mention her name... Like a few moments ago!” Church said back.

“That has a simple answer...That answer being that you make perverted joke about it AAAAAAAALL the time.....I only got you to stop by smacking you with that rubber chicken Lyra loaned me....Still don’t know why she had that....” I said scratching my head as I thought about it.

“Well I can’t help that Luna has one good - “ Church started

“Say it and I will end you with whatever is in this box....”

“See. You are very defensive when someone speaks bad about this person... or in this case pony... I mean alicorn.” Church stated.

“Alicorn is a pony....Anyway the reason I am defensive is...is....Shut up!” I looked back out the window and sighed.

“Trust me... When it comes to love no one knows better than me!” Church said whilst smiling.

“You got slapped by your teacher for saying you only listen to her, so you can see her flank sway when she talks....” I said. Church stopped smiling and looked at me.

“That was only cause I... Don’t have my charm any more?” Church just said questioningly

“How about the other day when you tried to talk to that feminine stallion? That one worked...” I said while snickering.

“Like I told you that was cause of a bet I took! Nothing more, Nothing less.” Church said. Looking a little bit annoyed.

“You nearly kissed him.....” I said still smirking. “Besides you never told me who you made that bet with...”

“I made it with a guy named Tucker, no one that you know....”

“Tucker? Wasn't that the name of the stallion? Like it was Table Tucker or something...” I said faking innocence.

“No! The stallions name was Fairy Bell! I’m pretty sure of it!” Church exclaimed

“Oh really? What about how he gave you his number?” I said with a triumphant smile.

“And what about these text’s that I got from Tucker?” Church said as he held up his phone. I took the phone and looked at the text. Then I pulled out my phone and noticed something very peculiar.

“That...That is Lyra’s nickname you twit!!” Then I burst into laughter.

“Wrong contact.... You know what.... Shut up you are further ruining my weekend.” Church said more annoyed that ever.

“More ruined than when Fairy shot you down?” I said smirking more than ever.

“Here is the money” Church said as he picked up a back out of his pocket. “Is about 25 - 30 bits. If you keep annoying me further... I’m not sure what I might do.” Church said pretty annoyed.

“Oh no! You might call your friend Fairy on me? Oh dread, oh the horror!” I said as I snickered even more. “Okay..Okay I am done...”

Church didn’t say anything more. He just sat there and looked out the window himself. I noticed that he was looking a bit tired.

“Oh come on! You can pick on me, but I can’t pick on you?”

“Look. I first just came here to give this huge gift to Luna by just giving it to you then you could have told her my regards. But nooo! You have to fucking drag me along and you don’t even know how much I freaking hate noble parties! Not only that but I’ve not gotten much needed sleep either. And a sleep deprived Church is one grumpy Church.” Church yelled as he rubbed his forehead.

I just stared at him for a moment. “Sooo....You angry because you’re addicted to energy drinks? And besides! Luna isn’t having a fancy party. She doesn’t like the nobles either....Why do you think all those nobles had flaming tails the other week? Besides you’re the only one that knows I am hanging out with Luna. Well besides Lyra. I didn’t think that ponies could hold a dropped jaw that long.” I said with a small confused expression.

“I think I have a migraine coming on... And don’t you fucking dare do a ‘What? Is Mr.Migraine coming on to you?’ because then I swear to god I will kill us both right now.”

I snickered at the joke and sighed. “Look you can get some aspirin and a coffee when we get to the castle kay?” I said while patting him on the back.

Church just sighed at that and kept looking out the window before saying “Why is it always so damn bright here in Equestria?” to no one in particular

“Well...I dunno....maybe you could ask Celestia...”

“No.... Just no... Then I probably will have to apologize for that vase... I can’t help that it was in my way...” Church said as he was rubbing his temples

“....Do I need to pull out the video?” I said with a deadpanned expression.

“You recorded that shit? God damn it.” Church silently cursed for himself.

“Don’t worry I will keep it to my self....AndLuna,Lyraandtheothers.” I silently added.

The carriage arrived at the castle grounds and we stepped out into the light. Church gave a small groan. “You need some sunglasses?” I asked.

He silently nodded and I pulled out a pair of midnight blue sunglasses. “If you ask who’s they are I will box your ears...” I said putting the glasses in his hand before tipping the carriage drivers and pulling out the packages out. I slipped mine into my pocket and handed Churches his over sized package.

“I really shouldn't have gotten this... I might outshine Luna’s new Boyfriend.” Church said as he groaned.

“Hmm? She has a boyfriend?” I said speaking before thinking.

“Oh yes... I’ve heard he was getting her roses and such... Dark violet roses that matches the night sky. Just for her.” Church said as he carried his over sized his package.

“Umm....May I ask who this is?” I asked again. ‘I really got to think before I speak....’

“George. At least I think it was George, since I just barely overheard Luna speak with about him with Celly.” Church said.

“You know she hates it when you call her that...and are you fucking with me? Cause I swear to god.....I am just setting myself up aren’t I?”

“Pfft, I can call her whatever I please! Ha.. ‘fucking with me’” Church quietly snickered “And no... I’m not pulling your leg here. I’ve overheard Luna talking to Celly about George saying how she got those nice roses from him and going on how nice it was to have such a good boyfriend” Church said with little emotion in his voice. I failed to notice his smug looking expression Church had on his face.

“...I swear to god if you’re messing with me...I am going to give Luna a new window for her birthday.” I said with my eye slightly twitching. “Let’s just go in...”

We walked inside and looked around for Luna’s game room. “I swear she moves it every time we come here.”

“Good to have at least some kind of variation right?” Church asked.

“Yeah I guess.....Wait..I hear music. Gaming music.” I said as I went down a hallway to our right. Then I found a small room with Luna’s emblem and a sticker of a Xbox remote. “This must be the place.”

I knocked on the door and heard a few voices. Luna opened the door and she peeked her head out.

“Who is it?” She asked with a small smile.

“Well go on! I’m not saying squat.” Church quietly hissed. “I’m calling that shes playing Halo right now.” Church quietly added.

“Huh? Oh hey Luna! It’s us! Church and me!” I said. She smiled a bit wider and fully opened the door.

“Oh Slayer! Church! Glad thee could make it! Come inside!” She said while gesturing us inside.

We walked inside and sure enough Church was right. A copy of Halo 2 was playing over her Xbox. I looked around and saw a few others around the room. Specifically, Tia was over sitting on a couch with a smaller pink alicorn. Shining armor was grabbing a drink from Luna’s fridge of soda, energy drinks, and water.

“CALLED IT!” Church yelled and then noticed how everyone was staring at him. “Oh... Uh.. Don’t mind me?” Church just smiled sheepishly.

I snickered and told him to set the over sized package on the table with the others. I kept mine in my pocket because I wanted it to be somewhat of a surprise. I heard Church say something about his arms when he put down his package with the others presents, it was more or less “Ugh finally my arms.... I was...” I didn’t hear everything he said, but there was one clear part of his little muttering and it was “Now... to get out of here, without anyone noticing...”

“Church....Stay.” I said with a exhausted sounding tone.

“Damn... Fine... I’ll stay, but only cause you asked nicely.” Church said.

“Define nice....” I quipped. Church just smiled evilly and looked at Luna before saying

“Oh Luna... Mind coming over here? Slayer wants to say something.”

“I am going to kill you...then bring you back to life...and kill you again. Slowly...”

Luna nodded and trotted over to us. When she got to us she looked to Church.

“What did thee want to ask?” She said.

“Oh... Slayer was too embarrassed to ask this... But he wants to know if you lov-”

*THWACK* “Oops I am so sorry Church! You had a bug on you, but it’s gone now!” I said with a innocent voice.

“Oh thats fine... I’ll resume my question, Slayer wants to know if you lo-”

*THWACK THWACK* “Oh my god. why are these bugs everywhere?” I said looking around as if I was searching for something.

“Ahh yes... Flies.... Any how do you lo-”

*THUNK* Church falls onto the floor, groaning and a hand on his head. “Oops I didn’t know I had this chair leg in my hand. I got the fly though!”

“Where did you get that leg Slayer?” Luna asked pointing to the chair leg in my hand.

“Oh this? I just um....Hey are those chips?” I said going over to the snack table.

“Hey... Luna mind helping me a bit?” Church asked.

“Hmm? Oh sure!” She says and her horn lights up and picks Church up from the floor.

“Thank you” Church said as he got back to his feet. He then out of nowhere hugged Luna, who was now blushing.

“Um it is quite alright.” Luna said.

To be honest. I was grinding my teeth and crushed the hand full of chips I had grabbed. I had put the table leg down, but I was really considering picking it back up. Or the entire chair.

“Oh but I just want to thank you in a proper way. And I kind wanted to hug you because you look ni-”

*THUNK* I had thrown the leg clear across the room, Somehow missing everyone else and without anyone noticing. “Sorry that was my fault! I should have kept a better grip!”

Church fell to the floor gripping his head again and then saying “Jealous much?”

“What? Slayer is jealous? Of what?” She said looking at me. I walked over and picked Church up.

“Nothing!....Oh look a elite is about to kill you in your game!” I said.

“OH NO!” She leaps into the couch nearly throwing Tia and the smaller alicorn off. Then I glared at Church and gently smacked his back.

“Are you purposefully trying to piss me off? Because I got more chair legs...”

“I’ve proven my point, that you are in love with L-” Church said quietly.

*thwack* “Shut up, it isn’t love...or...well...maybe. SHUT UP.*sigh* Just please...don’t tell anyone.”

“Okay.... On one condition.” Church said.

“That I stop beating you with a chair legs?” I said holding up another chair leg.

“Two conditions.”

“Okay what...”

“One is that you stop beating me with a chair leg. And the other is that you confess your love with her... right here and now.” Church said with a smug smile.

“You know this chair leg looks pretty lonely...Want to be it’s friend?” I said holding it up.

“Three conditions!” Church hissed. I just raised an eyebrow and waited for him to continue.

“Hand over the leg, Confess love and hand over the bits I gave you in the carriage.” Church said with a serious look on his face.

“I am really honest to god about to kill you if you don’t stop....I will do the first two, but I am keeping the bits. You still owe me from the first time we met ya jerk.” I walked over to a nearby chair and put the leg back then walked back over to Church.

“Fine keep the bits. I don’t need them anyways, in fact I didn’t need the four thousand doll-- wait. I did not say that.”

“You’re in deep shit aren’t you?” I said getting serious.

“Ummm.... No.” Church replied pretty quickly.

“Do I need to get the chair leg?” I said.

“I thought you were gonna say wood. Ha.” Church asked.

“I am going to hurt you. Anyway..... I will give you the money on ONE condition.” I started. “The condition being that you tell me if you’re in debt or made some bad choices.”

“I’m not in debt. Thats for sure, but I’ve done some bad things...” Church said.

“Like? Oh my god you killed someone or somepony didn’t you?!”

Church then grabbed me by the collar of my shirt, and put a hand over my mouth.

“Hush the fuck up! We have the freaking captain of the royal guard in the same room.” Church hissed.

I took his hand off my mouth and opened the door. “Get outside. We can talk out there.”

We both walked outside and I closed the door. I looked down the hall on both sides and then sighed.

“Okay what did you do?” I said slightly worrying.

“Look. Calm the fuck down, I just sold most of my energy drinks and a few old things. You would be surprised how much I got for selling those.”

I face palmed and sighed. “Oh thank god....I thought you were part of some gang...”

“What the fuck is wrong with you? I thought you were part of some gang the way you beat me up with that chair leg.” Church said back.

“Oh that comes from living with 3 brothers and a patriotic father...all of which are gun enthusiasts. My brother even bought me some brass knuckles for my old school...” I said sighing at my family.

Church laughed out loud at that. “Sounds like one awesome family you got there Slayer.” He smiled after he said that.

“Well at least you’re in a good humor now. Come on. I am going to keep up on my end of the debt...” I said and lead him back to the room.

A/N: THIS IS WHERE WE END IT. This is going to be a 2 part.

The Alpha: We could make it longer...

Do I need to get the spray bottle again?

The Alpha: I’ll just stand in my corner.... Still liking me.

Oh shut your face. Anyway hoped you enjoyed the chapter. We are going to work on the next chapter soon. CYA!