EVEN MOAR BLOOPERS!

Scene:
Discussing.

“Wait... Why are they called bloopers?” Slayerbro said looking to the vampire next to him known as Alpha.

“Well... Don’t ask me... Maybe because they bloop?” The Alpha said looking at Slayerbro with a eyebrow raised.

Slayerbro simply shrugged and went back to typing on his laptop. “Wait a minute.... How am I doing this with my hooves?”

Scene:
Chapter 20: The mess up.

I looked at the mare that was approaching, she was swaying her flank a little more that you should. Causing even Church to look what was going on, her eyes were half lidded and trained on Church the whole time. As she got to the table I kept my eyes to hers as to not only not stare, but not incur Luna’s wrath.

“Now how may I help you?” I said to the mare in front of me.

“The name is Emerald Charmer, and I want Alpha... In my bed, Now.” Emerald said. I let out a small, low whistle before turning back to Church..... Who is not there.

Slayer simply looked around for a moment before saying. “Where the fuck did Church go?” he said.

All of a sudden a red coated Alpha and Church came walking onto the set. They both looked at each other before looking at Slayer with their eyebrows raised, they both realized something shortly after.

“Oh shit were we still shooting?” They both asked at the same time.

“SON OF A BITCH!” Slayerbro said throwing a script at them and spilling his soda. “Oh god my soda! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”

Scene:
Chapter 18:

“Right. Come on Sunny!” I said gesturing to Tia. Ms. Dash led us around for a bit until we finally found the library. “A giant tree..... A giant..... Tree. Is the library... That is so cheesy.”

I heard barking from on top of the tree “Stop it Slobber puss!”

“And there is my friend. Hey Ms.Dash can you give me a lift? I need to kill my friend.” I said looking up.

“Kill him? why?” Ms. Dash said looking confused.

“Because that jerk made me and his marefriend worry about him like crazy and here he is relaxing in a tree.” I said grinding my teeth a bit. Ms. Dash just shrugged and grabbed my hands before-

“WAAAAAHHH!” Church screamed before a poof was heard. Everyone looked to the pile of snow which had a suspicious Church shaped hole in it.

“Well.... That wasn’t supposed to happen.” Slayer said looking to the camera and back to the snowpile. “Should we keep rolling or.... “

“Nah... I think that we might want to stop.” Slayerbro said as he walked into the camera’s view rubbing his head with his hoof.

“Heh, look at Chuch, he’s all unconscious ‘n’ shit.” The Alpha said looking down the hole.

“Just cut!” Slayerbro said angrily looking to the camera.

Scene: Trailer fiasco.

“Alright so we got the script for the next chapter?” Slayerbro asked as he was walking out of his trailer with Alpha following him.

“Yeah.... Just after like 10 hours of non-stop business arrangements and all that crap.” Alpha said putting on his hat.

“Oh come on it wasn’t that bad.” Slayerbro said walking onto the street before slipping on a patch of ice. “Besi-IIAAAAAAAHAHH!”

“WHOOOOOP!” Alpha screamed with him as they both fell face first onto the ground groaning in slight pain and agony.

“Ooooow... STUPID FUCKING ICE PATCHES!” Slayerbro yelled out trying to get up but just falling again. “Shit!”

Alpha was just lying there un-amused. “Who the fuck just leaves a patch of ice like this... Don’t they know that its common knowledge to pick it up and throw it in the freezer?”

In the not so far distance, Slayer and Church were laughing their asses off while they both were holding buckets. “That was awesome!” Slayer yelled out.

“No kidding! Totally worth it!” Church yelled with him.

“Alpha...” Slayerbro said. “Want to go kill them?”

“Already on it.” Alpha said reaching into his coat.

“Let me give us a lift.” Slayerbro said spreading his wings and grabbing onto Alpha before flapping his wings and taking flight. “Let’s get’em.”

The Alpha just pulled out a huge black pistol and saying. “With pleasure.” And Slayerbro propelled them both towards Church and Slayer.

“OH SHIT!” Slayer yelled throwing his bucket and running away as fast as he could.

“WELL FUCK THIS SHIT!” Church screamed out as he ran away from them, throwing the bucket away.

Scene:
Chapter 17: Da Fuq?

“Were you expecting a fancy date or just something informal?” I said leaning against the doorway. “If you answer my questions you can go back to your teenage makeout fest.”

“Just cause you dont get any tongue out of Luna.” Church shot back.

“At least she doesn’t have to be drunk to want to kiss me.” I retorted with a smile.

“Does she look drunk now?” Church asked.

“Kinda yea...” I said pointing at her swaying.

“Dude, we did.... Uh.... Yeah you get it like 30 minutes ago or something.” Church deadpanned.

“Did what?.... Sleep while Tia drunkenly stumbled around the place?” Slayer asked.

“Hahahaha, No... Fuck you.” Church responded before Slayer burst into laughter. As Slayer was laughing the door was flung off it’s hinges to reveal a VERY pissed off Slayerbro.

“FOR FUCK’S SAKE GUYS STOP JOKIN’ AROUND!!!” He bellowed. “OR I SWEAR I WILL KILL YOU BOTH WITH PLIERS!”

“I kinda want to see that happen.” Alpha said from his director’s chair. Slayerbro simply left the set before walking back with a set of pliers and walking over to Alpha.

“Okay here.” Slayerbro said before stabbing Alpha in the leg. “There you go!”

“In the leg, really?” Alpha said deadpanning.

“Oh I am sorry.” Slayerbro said pulling the Pliers out and stabbing him in the chest. “That better!?”

Alpha just sighed and looked at the blood puddle forming under his chair. “I feel bad for Flithy now.”

“Oh he has dealt with worst.... Remember the casting party?” Slayerbro said walking off.

“Oh yeah.... Let’s never do that again.”

“Never knew whip cream could be so deadly.” Slayerbro said walking and sitting in his chair before turning to Alpha. “And pull those damned things out of your chest!”

“Think about all the blood! It will be all over the fucking place!” Alpha said looking at the pliers.

“Then pull it out outside!” Slayerbro said pointing to the door.

“YOU HIT MY HEART! I CAN’T FEEL IT BEATING ANYMORE!”

“Oh go walk it off. Here’s five fucks go get a soda.” Slayerbro making a tossing motion towards Alpha.
“Best directors ever?” Slayer asked looking to Church who just nodded in agreement. Alpha then pulled out the pliers causing a blood fountain to happen.

“Oh come on! I just got my hoodie from the cleaners!” Slayerbro said glaring at Alpha. “Go do that outside!”

Scene: A enthusiastic walk.
Location: A newly built hallway.

Slayerbro was happily walking down his newly built hallway to the next set when he stopped to pick up a bit that someone had dropped. “Oooh! A coin!”

Just as he was about to pick it up there was a loud bang, then a second one and a third one. All of a sudden a fourth one followed by a fifth one, by the sixth loud bang a whole wall was blown asunder.

“Oh come on! I just had this hallway built!” Slayerbro whined as he looked at the gaping hole in the wall. Shortly after came Celestia scurrying through with Luna and Slayer, even Lyra and Brony. They all seemed very distressed and were all running away.

“Da fuq is going on?” Slayerbro asked tilting his head.

There was a few steps towards the hallway before a smoking barrel of a gun was pointed at Slayerbro, the carrier then stepped through the dark hole and into the light of the hallway. It was Alpha, he then looked down the hallway and saw the others running away. He aimed his gun down their way before yelling.

“THIS FUCKING VAMPIRE DOES NOT SPARKLE!” Slayerbro simply sighed and shook his head before picking up the bit and using a hoof to lower Alpha’s gun.

“No killing the cast Alpha... Maiming is fine, but no killing.” Slayerbro said taking his gun and putting it back in his coat. “Use a baseball bat for something. But no guns.”

“Those bastards sneaked into my room and lit it up with sunlight just to see if I sparkle. Serves them right for doing that... I’m not a vampire from that lousy book Twilight.”

“Then just use this.” Slayerbro said putting a taser in his hand. “It works for me, in fact have TWO!” He put another in his hand before frowning.

“Wait a minute... DId you break my hallway’s wall?” He asked glaring at Alpha.

“Not my fault you put this hallway next to my room, oh and yes. They broke my 70 inch plasma TV.” Alpha responed. Slayerbro just frowned before pulling out a set of pliers and stabbing Alpha in the stomach.

“DICK!” He yelled glaring at Alpha.

“TIME TO TAZE SOME CAST MEMBERS!” Alpha yelled before turning into a fog and disappearing.

“Wait why am I filiming this?” The cameraman asked looking to Slayerbro.

“A better question is... Why not?” He said smiling.