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Chapter 11
Scene: And her name was....

“Well I saw that coming.” Said the pink alicorn called Princess Cadenza.

“How?” Church asked.

“He~llo? I am..... ” She said to the human.

“Yes?” Church urged.

“I forget.” Cadance said face-hoofing.

“Oh for Luna’s sake!!” Church said laughing. Cadance just punched him.

“Oh fuck off!” Cadance scolded.

Chapter 11
Scene: You are who?

“Ugh. Look everypony should have seen this coming. He was the first pon- person, Sorry, to accept her. He introduced her to videogames, movies, soda, Etc. They hung out for who knows how long. It was bound to happen.” She said with a matter-of-fact tone.

“Huh... That does seem awfully legit... Besides you sound more like a spy right now. But I’m not pointing fingers since that explanation seems pretty much logical and if not the most logical right now. By the way, who are you?” Church said and asked.

“....”

“Ain’t that just like a mare to keep on forgetting...” Church said snickering.

“Oh shut up!!” Cadance yelled throwing a redbull can at Church.

“OW!.. That was still half full!!” Church said rubbing his head.

Chapter 11
Scene: And the moment was so perfect.

“Uh yeeeah....” I said as a grabbed a hold of the knob and twisted it ‘I hope to fucking god this doesn't lead to a supply closet’ as I opened the door and burst through it what I saw was...

“Church and celestia falling to the ground.” The narrator said laughing out loud.

“BLOW ME NARRATOR!” Church said.

“Nope that’s my job!” Celestia said closing the door with her magic.

“THEN THE SEX HAPPENED!!” Narrator yelled out still laughing.

Chapter 11
Scene: Maybe it was a bad idea....

“Well then. Come here.” She said. I complied and sat down next to her. “Now we need thou to look us in the eyes and tell us you have feeling for us. The proper way.”

I gulped and did as I was told. I looked her in the eyes and cleared my throat. “Alright..Luna? I have been meaning to tell you. That I....SON OF A BITCH WHY IS HARD!?!”

“Could it be that pill you took earlier?” Luna said smirking. Slayer just deadpans and picks Luna up. “WWAAAAH!! Put me down!!”

“Nope!” He said smirking.

“HEY WERE SHOOTING HERE!” Church yelled. “SAVE IT FOR THE AFTER PARTY!”

“NOPE!” Slayer yelled running off the set and out the door.

“Son of a bitch.” Church muttered face palming.

Office of Slayer and Alpha.
Scene: Casting... Oh joy.

“Alright alright... We got the perfect girl for Carla... Now what about these two new spots?” Slayerbro asked Alpha who just shrugged in response and spun in his chair a bit. Slayerbro just sighed and took his goggles off. “This day just keeps getting better and better.”

Suddenly his phone on his desk beeped. “Uh.. Mister Slayerbro! You have a visitor. He says he is here for one of the upcoming parts.” The secretary said.

Slayerbro just used a hoof and pressed a button. “Okay... I think I will be able to tell which part he is going for.... So just uh... Send him in.”

“Right away!” The happy voice said over the intercom. Soon before I could say anything else, the door burst open with a very sudden blaring of music and a certain creature putting a show on for Slayerbro and Alpha.

After he was finished, Slayerbro simply stared before slapping his hooves together slowly. “I think I know the part you’re looking for. And just let me say mister...?”

“Discord. The name is Discord.”

“Well let me just say mister Discord. You are gonna go far.” Slayer said grinning and holding out his hoof. ‘Discord’ smiled and shook his hoof.

Author's Notes:

Here you go! Hopefully this will give you some light on what future chapters are going to be!

P.S.
This guy. This guy won the vote. Sorry all you Nightmare Moon fans!

And you know what? He was so surprised that.....