Slayerbro, Alpha, Marcon, Twilight Sparkle, Queen Chyrsalis, Slendermare, Flak, Tucker (ponified) , Lyra and Deckard were all sitting in the conference room discussing important topics.

“All I am saying is that if Isaac Clarke, an system engineer, can fight through an entire hoard of necromorphs, how come a fully equipped army can’t even kill one without losing half of their men!?” Slayerbro slightly yelled.

“I’m with Slayer on this one.” Alpha said with a toothy grin.

“Well... They are always somehow surprised attacked!” Queen Chrysalis argued.

“Well he does have a point Chrys.” Twilight said. “And I have one question... Why aren’t we talking about important details of our story?”

“Because Dead Space marathon.” Marcon said holding up a Xbox remote.

“Yes.” A echoish voice said in everyone’s heads, this voice belonged to the Spirit or Ghost.... Living cloak named Flak. “We wasted about eighteen hours on Dead Space, Let’s discuss it.”

“B-but... We have important matter to atte-” Twilight started

There was a loud bang and a Toothy grin was flashed looking at Twilight. “You said something?”

“Oh stop shooting that damned thing off. I don’t need anymore holes in the building.” Slayerbro said.

“Sorry Flak about your coat, but I could not resist pulling the trigger.” Alpha said grinning devilishly.

Flak just re-materialized under his cloak, which comically had a huge hole in the back of it’s hood. “Fuck you too then.”

Slendermare was just looking back and forth between everyone before letting out a pur/groan/chuckle like sound.

“See!? Even Slender agrees with me!” Slayerbro yelled out.

“Well, I for one... Say the soldiers are all dumb except Sergeant John Carver.... He’s the only capable soldier in the whole EarthGov army.” Lyra added.

“That’s true.... but you have to admit, Isaac went through this before anyone else did.” Deckard said.

“Have you heard of Dead Space: Extraction?” Alpha said looking a bit un-amused.

“Eh... I have just seen Extraction.” He said shrugging.

“They were the survivors of Aegis VII.” Alpha said

“Ah... But those were just civilians and two security guards!” Deckard yelled. “Sooo... In short. Soldiers from Dead Space are complete morons?”

“Agreed.” Slayerbro said nodding followed by everyone else except Alpha, who just sat there doing nothing except look majestic as fuck on his throne.

“Wait... Why the fuck am I here?” The aqua green spartan known as Tucker said.

“Because you wanted to get away from all that other shit in canterlot.... And you wanted to be around Lyra.... Who seems to enjoy your company... Somehow.” Alpha said narrowing his eyes at Tucker.

“Oh yeah... Wait anyone else hear clopping?” Tucker asked, which made Alpha burst out in laughter. “Bow chicka bow wow, but not that clopping the other one.” Tucker said looking to the door.

As Alpha stopped laughing, he put up his legs on the conference table and looked at the screen that was placed in the middle, with a Xbox and Dead Space 3 running on it.

“Well, seeing how the game is paused on chapter 14, where the sound of clopping can be hear-”

“Bow chika bow wow.” Tucker interrupted
Alpha just aimed his gun at Tucker and glaring at him. “I do not take kindly to being interrupted.”

“Worth it.” Tucker said smugly.

“Anyho-” Alpha started before a the door’s burst open revealing Rino and Roger... From another story. “Seems like someone has the wrong building...” Alpha said looking at Roger and Rino.

“What a twist!” Slayerbro said throwing his hooves in the air.

“What the hell? Rino... Roger? What are you guys doing here?” Tucker said.

“So THIS is the place everyone was hiding.” Roger said smugly walking in and hopping onto the table.

“Watch the equipment.” Alpha said un-amused. Everyone’s gaze was following Roger’s every move, even Rino who had moved to stand next to Tucker’s seat... Except Slayerbro who just blinked behind his goggles and maybe Alpha, since he was still staring at the screen of the TV.

“Oh you love me.” Roger said to Alpha.

“Wait are you here for?” Slayerbro asked tilting his head.

“How the fuck should I know? I came here to kill shit and drink blood.” Alpha said still keeping his eyes on the paused game.

“I wasn’t asking you.” Slayerbro said looking to Alpha for a moment.

“Oh sure you weren’t.” Alpha said putting on a toothy grin.

“I came here... For two things actually.” Roger said smiling.

“And that is?” Alpha asked.

“A raise.” Roger said bluntly and smiling.

“Denied.” Almost everyone in the room said, except Rino, Lyra and Roger said.

“Oh really?” Roger said turning to Alpha and giving him her best sultry smile. “I guess I will have to just convince you otherwise then won’t I?”

Alpha just glanced at her from under his fedora, his expression was still very un-amused. Roger simply walked over, giving her hips a bit more sway as she walked, before sitting right in front of him still with her sultry smile. “Isn’t that right. Mister Al-pha.” She said.

“Why does everyone insist on calling me Al Pha?” Alpha asked no-one in particular, he then looked at Slayerbro. “Tell me, is this one of your employees?”

“Eh.... She worked as one of my background characters once.” Slayerbro said shrugging. “She got mad when I asked her to do something and threw a hot cup of coffee into my eyes.”

“Ouch, that must have hurt.” Alpha said with a evil smile on his face.

“Yes. Why do you think I have these goggles on.” Slayerbro tapping his goggles.

“Oh, decoration.” Alpha just said looking back at Roger, who was sitting there with a sultry smile on her face. There was some whispering between all of the people and ponies in the group.

“Sooo. Can I have that raise?” Roger said leaning a forward a bit.

“Already told you... Denied.” Alpha said taking down his feet and sitting a little more properly.

“Denied? Even for little ol’ me?” Roger said laying on her belly and crawling a bit towards Alpha still smiling. “I am sure there is something I can do to convince you to think otherwise.”

Alpha just grinned a toothy grin before saying. “Yes there is one thing.” He said leaning forward.

“And that is?” Roger said still smiling.

Alpha just grinned even more before saying. “Get out of my sight you feeble little tweep.”

Roger just continue to smile and just gave a small giggle. “But then how will I know that I got that raise?”

“Well you won’t, simple as that.” Alpha said plainly, which to most nod for some reason.

“Oh fine then. I guess I got what I wanted from you I guess.” Roger said standing up still smiling. “If not then... Oh well. Ce la ve!”

“Good, If you are trying to seduce me you are doing a very terrible job at it.” Alpha said leaning back. Roger simply shrugged and said.

“Eh. It was worth a shot. Worked with Rino.” She smiled a happy smile. “Now on to my second order of business.”

“Toss me a blood pack will ya?” Alpha said looking at Slayer who was sitting next to the freeze box. Slayer just kicked it open and toss a pack to him before leaning back in his seat. Alpha just caught it with his teeth and basically emptied the blood pack in a matter of seconds. “That’s better.”

“Right.” Slayerbro said pulling a soda out of the cooler and opening it, somehow, with his hooves.

“How did.... Nevermind … Why is …. You know what, nevermind on that too.” Lyra said looking at Alpha and Slayer.

“Good call. Now what was-... Woah.” Slayerbro said as he looked in front of him and saw Roger. “Oh great and I going to go blind?”

“Noooo, but I would like to ask you for something.” Roger said laying down and dangling her hooves over the edge of the table.

“And that is?” Slayerbro said lazily drinking his soda and looking at Roger. Roger simply took Slayerbro’s soda from his hooves before setting it down on the table and decided to be a bit more forward in her approach. She stood up on the table before hopping onto Slayerbro’s lap and gazing into his eyes.

“I was wondering if I could get a part in your story.” She said simply still smiling.

“Hehehehehehe NOPE.” Slayerbro said smiling. Roger frowned for a moment before nuzzling under Slayerbro’s chin and saying.

“Are you suuuuure?” She said in her best cute voice.

“Yup.... You are really soft though.” Slayerbro said now deadpanning. “Now please get off, so I can get my soda.”

There was some sipping heard from Slayerbro’s side. “Oh god this burns, but totally worth it.” Alpha said.

“OH you fucker!” Slayerbro said pulling out a pair of pliers, again. “Get over here so I can kill you with pliers!”

“Yeah I think you just somehow turned Roger on.” Rino said bluntly. Slayerbro just frowned and picked Roger up before throwing her onto Rino’s back and yelling.

“Then you take care of her! I need to go kill a vampire with pliers!.... Well maim with pliers!” Slayerbro yelled and lept at Alpha trying to stab him again, this time though Alpha had enough. Using his superhuman strength and reflexes. He just grabbed Slayers forehoof and bringing his neck up to his mouth before opening it and showing all his fangs, they barely touched Slayers skin.
“I can just bite down right now.... And drink some of that juicy virgin blood.” Alpha said in a vlad accent.

“Yeah yeah, just put me down you big teddy bear.” Slayerbro said deadpanning. Of course he did not notice that Roger was sitting in Alpha’s lap nor did Alpha notice it himself. “Just put me down and I will put my pliers away.”

Alpha just dropped him, but not before grabbing his goggles. “You don’t need these..”

“AAAAH THE BRIGHT LIGHTS!!” Slayerbro yelled out in pain as he coverd his silver eyes with his hooves. “MAKE THEM STOOOOOP!”

“Enjoy thirty minutes of pain, for thirty times of you stabbing me.” Alpha said.

“WORTH IT! AAAUUUUGH!” Slayerbro said whimpering slightly and keeping his eyes shut tightly. “Um... Now where is my chair? Can someone at least help me to my chair?”

“Yeeeeah... We would, but Alpha is currently pointing his gun at well.... Anyone remotely five feet near you.” Queen Chyrsalis said..

“Aw... wait a minute. Have you and Alpha worked all that.. Uh funny business out you guys had long ago?” Slayerbro asked as he shaikly rose and put his hooves on the table.

There was a loud bang next to him and some wood flew up in the air, Slayer fell back to the floor since try hearing a loud bang next to your ear whilst blind.... That would scare the fuck out of anyone.

“MADRE HIJO DE PUTA!!!” Slayerbro yelled out before sighing and continuing to crawl. He let out a groan before lifting his head clicking his tongue. After a moment he began to crawl back towards his chair. He finally reached it and pulled himself up before saying.

“Can I have my goggles back now?”

“You want these?” Alpha said holding them forward in front of him.

“Yes.” Slayer said as he tried to grab them, Alpha just pulled his hand away. “Oh you dick.”

“Oh... Maybe I should just....” There was a loud crashing and lots of ruined glass. “Oops... Seems like I ruined your glasses.”

“Goggles moron. And now I have to go get my spares.” Slayerbro said getting out of his seat and clicking his tongue again before walking towards the door and Roger was still sitting in Alpha’s lap for some reason. He walked over to the door before opening them and going.
“I.... SHALL RETURN!!!!” He yelled out before galloping out and running into a wall. “Ow.... Now to the cars!... Why do I have a car?”

“Because you are one lazy fuck.” Tucker said.

“Oh yeah.....” Slayerbro mumbled before getting up and clicking his tongue so he could ‘see’ where he was going. “I LOVE ECHOLOCATION!..” Thump. “FUTUO!!... I going to stab you with pliers you jerk!” Then there was a small scream of pain. “Hey come back here! Don’t run! I need those!..... Aw damn.”

Alpha just shook his head before slowly starting to pet Roger, then stroking her mane. “Yeees, everything is falling into my plan of world domination.”

“Your plans of world domination went out the window when we started working together!!” Slayerbro yelled from down the hall.

“I CAN STILL DREAM!” Alpha yelled back. He just kept stroking Roger’s mane, whom was purring at the affection, when he stroked her again she nuzzled his hand.

Of course Rino didn’t notice this because he had fallen asleep against Alphas throne... Yep, he was so bored, he fell asleep. After about ten minutes Slayerbro came back with another set of goggles and went back to his seat.

“There. I can actually see now.” He said happily leaning back in his seat. “Alright... What were we talking about?”