Okay hey everyone! This is Slayerbroman here and waiting to answer your questions.
With me is Alpha.

“Meyz mul, Slayerbroman..... That means Come strong Slayerbroman, I thought you spoke Dragon!” The Alpha said as he greeted Slayerbroman.

Oh shut your face. Or I will fus ro d-*SLAP* you almost made me say it. Alright other than Alpha there is Church, Slayer, Lyra, Tia, Some of Slayer’s family, Hank, and Fluttershy!

“And they are all sitting over there-” he jerks a thumb to his right and the camera pans over there. “-In soft couches and chairs... And I’m just sittin in my Computer chair here. Fucking unfair if you ask me...” The Alpha said.

Oh hush up and grab a drink from the fridge. Anyway. Everyone say ‘hi’!

Lyra: Hello!

Slayer: Sup everyone?

Tia: Hello Slayer’s little readers

Church: Seriously why did I come here again?

Fluttershy: H-h-h-he-e-ell-l-l-lo-o

Slayer’s mum and dad: Hello everyone.

Hank: Hello people I can’t see!!

Alright! with the introduction out of the way let’s begin!! The first question goes to...
Hank! Hank stand up!

“Alright!! what’s my question?” Hank asked eagerly.

Okay this one comes from a person....Well it comes from you...

“Well that is interesting.” Hank stated.

Okay then here it is!

Hank. do you have any hideous wounds under your trenchcoat?

“........”

Hank you okay?

Hank just sits there. Then he gets up and throws off mic before walking out the door.

Well.....Looks like we crossed a line.

“Can I storm out too?” Church asked hoping to get out early.

“If you can beat me in a game of Fisticuffs.” The Alpha said.

"Shit... Fine I’ll stay” Church answered a bit annoyed.

No fighting you guys. Anyway next question! This one is also from a person named Hank J. Wimbleton. And it goes to...Slayer’s Mum and Dad!

“Oh boy what is it?” Slayer’s dad asked

Alright. He asks what is the single most embarrassing thing your son has ever done.

“Oh that is easy. Once when he was young he found out that firecrackers explode it you throw them into a fire... So one day when I asked him to go get something to ‘liven’ up the fire he brought out a coffee can filled to the brim with firecrackers. And then he threw the can in the fire. I meant can and everything!” Slayer’s dad says laughing.

“I thought that was just between us...” Slayer mumbled embarrassed.

“Needless to say the whole fire blew up. Literally.”

*Trying not to laugh* That...That is a very interesting story. What do you think Alpha? *Snicker*

The Alpha is trying his best not to laugh at Slayer’s embarrassing story but he ultimately fails and laughs out loud. “That was one *snicker* heck of a story” Alpha said in between laughs. Church too was laughing his ass off but was making no attempt whatsoever to hide it.

“PRICELESS!” He yelled in between a laugh.

“I hate you all....” Slayer says putting his head in his hands.

Alright next question. This one is from the same person and it goes to...Celly!

“I thought I told you all that I hate being called that.” Tia says glaring at Slayerbroman.

Yeah yeah. Alright here it is! Celestia...Do you know that Church has a crush on you?

Both Alpha and Church were drinking a Monster at this point which now were spread out all over the room. They both were coughing violently afterwards.

*Wipes the E-drink off his face and looks to The Alpha and Church.* Okay no more energy drinks for the rest of the show. Anyway Tia?

“......”

Tia? You ok-

“Last time you asked that someone ran out. Suggestion, don’t ask?” The Alpha said nervously.

“May I have a word with Church? Alone?” She asked glaring at Church.

Um sure? Just don’t kill him alright?

“You better leave him alive, You don’t want to see me angry.... If can get angry.” The Alpha said trying to be scary, but just plain fails at it.

“Ri~ght. Church? Outside. Now.” Tia says while walking out the door.

Cya bro. You gonna die.

“Been nice knowing you Church, but everyone has to die sometime.” The Alpha said sympathetically. Church just swallowed hard before walking to meet Tia.

Well he is dead. Next question! This is the last question from the same guy before we go to someone else. This one goes to...Fluttershy!

“*Squeak* O-okay.” Fluttershy said.

“Quick question Slayerbroman.” The Alpha said with a raised hand.

Okay let’s just call me Slayerbro for now. But go on.

“Alrighty, anyhow. When does Fluttershy here-” He gestures towards Fluttershy. ”-come in to the story?” The Alpha said, who out-of-nowhere had gotten hands on a top hat and was wearing it.

Um....*Looks at Alpha and shakes his head* She came into the story at the beginning of the chapters. She is the one who gave Slayer his snake.

“Oh thats right. How stupid of me to not remember. Anyhow, continue with the previous question.” The Alpha said.

Thank you. Anyway. Fluttershy...Has Hank ever said anything about clowns?...What? *Looks at the notecard again* What?....

“Um.....W-well...N-no?” She answers questioningly.

Yeah I don’t get it either. Anyway those are Hank J. Wimbleton’s questions. The next set is from Bronyarmedcorps23. His first question goes to...Slayer!

“I got to ask.... How did he come up with such a name?” The Alpha asked to no one in particular.

Who? me or Brony?

“Brony....” The Alpha said as he was trying to think up a name like that.

*Shrugs* I came up with mine after playing halo, so...ANYWAY! on with the show!

“Alright then. What’s my question?” Slayer asks looking to Slayerbro.

He asks....Do you think that luna can kick your ass in Mass Effect?

“Yes. Just yes. There is no way to stop her when she gets started.” He says shaking his head.

Well thanks. The next one goes to..Church!..Oh wait. *He turns to Alpha and gestures to the doors* Alpha go check on Church!

The Alpha who had a top hat on him last time Slayerbro checked was now wearing a rainbow colored afro and a big red round nose.

Take that off!! And go check on Church!

“Alright fine!” The Alpha said as he took off the Rainbow Afro and the Clown nose. He then got up and walked out of the room to check on Church. “YOL TOOL SUL!” He screamed into the corridor before dissaparing in a sea of fire.

STOP SHOUTING IN DRAGON!!.....Jeez. Well while that is going on, let’s do a question for someone else. This is for Lyra.

“Alright what is it?” She asked happily

Brony asks How are you?

Lyra blinks. “I am....Fine?”

Very nice. ALPHA GOT CHURCH YET!?

From the other side of the door you could faintly hear some one yelling “This. Is. SPA-” Before the door to the room flew off its hinges and into the wall. “-RTA?” The Alpha said confused at how strong he was.

Ri~ght....Got Church and Tia?

“Right behind me!” He said as he turned around. “Or well.... Shit.”

Ugh.....Keep everyone entertain for a moment...*Walks down the hallway and disappears around the corner*

“NOT MY FAULT!” Alpha yelled to Slayerbro as he disappeared.

OH WHAT THE FUCK!?...GOD! *walks back into the room dragging Tia by her necklace and Church over his shoulder*

“So, want to see a magic trick?” Alpha said as he clapped his hands together.

NO!....Okay look hold this. *He puts Tia in Alpha’s arms before walking over to the chairs and puts Church down.* Church....WAKE UP!

“What happened to him oh and check this out!” The Alpha said as he snapped his fingers, all of a sudden Church was in a tuxedo. “TA-DAAAA!” he exclaimed

*Lifts glasses and rubs eyes* This is going to be a long night....*Puts his glasses back to normal and looks to the now awake Church*

“Alright I know how.... Even though this pains me too.” The Alpha said as he put down Celestia quickly. Then he pulled out an unopened can of Dark dog energy. And poured it all out on the floor and cringing while he was doing it.

Church awoke with a gasp and looked at Slayer “Something terrible just happened!” He yelled.

Yeah...Alright let’s get back to our show before anything else happens..

“Alright!” The Alpha said happily and jumped in slow-motion towards his chair. Before failing and faceplanting on the floor. “Ow” he then got up and sat down in his chair.

*Slowly rubs temples and sighs* Okay... Brony asks Do you and Celestia plan on trolling a few servants or citizens of canterlot?

“Who was that aimed at?” Church asked.

You......Just you.

“Oh.... Then yes, we are planning on trolling a few servants and citizens.... And we have so many plans in store too...” Church said “Its going to be GLORIOUS!” He yelled before breaking into an evil mastermind laugh.

*Looks to Alpha before throwing a can at Church* Save it for the day it happens Church. Alright. This one goes to....

“So THIS NEXT QUESTION!” The Alpha interupted.

It goes to Hank, but he stor-.

“Actually he’s right behind that door.” The Alpha interupted as he pointed to a random door on the left side of the room and from behind it you could hear “What? How?”

Right....HANK GET YOUR SCARY ASS IN HERE...

Hank slowly walks back in and sits down. “Okay what is the question?”

Alright Brony asks Do you think you could scare the living crap out of everyone in the room?

“Well yeah except The Alpha... He seems a bit unfazed.” Hank said.

Well he is crazy. Anyway that’s all from Brony! Next set of questions....Or question. This next one comes from greatodyer. And it’s for Church!

“Why do I have a bad feeling all of a sudden?” Church said.

*shurgs* Anyway. He asks What would you do if E-drinks were outlawed in Equestria?

“Well I would...” Church started

“Kill everyone” The Alpha interrupted looking extremely serious.

Oh god....Well that is interesting.

“Well... I would.” Church said looking at Alpha with a scared expression. “I would... Probably leave equestria, until It was legalized again. And If I can’t resort to leaving I would, most definitely go on a rampage. I would also stock up on Energy drinks, cause then I would be like a black market dealer or something.” Church finished.

Huh....Well. Let’s look at the other questions. Oh Alpha you got a question!

“Oh! Oh! I know what it is! Its a test! 1+1 = 10! I WIN! A+!” The Alpha said.

Well....No. And you’re wrong. The question comes from...You? it just reads Do you like me?

“Yes.... I like me.” The Alpha said somehow getting the Rainbow Afro back on his head.

*walks over and takes wig* I said keep it off. Anyway. *Walks back to his seat.* The next question is for Church again! It reads What was the longest time you went without energy drinks?

“Oh shit. thats a tricky question....” Church said as he started to think “Well the longest time was when I.... Huh.... Oh yeah. Got stuck in a canyon with seven other people. I think.... No wait it was the time I got stuck in the Freezer. The school freezer you know that huge ass Freezer with Pigs hanging From the roof?” Church said.

You got stuck in a butchers freezer. Wow. Just bloody wow.

“At least I think it was a Freezer.... Might have been a cave, or it was a tent.... I have no idea. But i know I was stuck in it for like I don’t know a week or so? Lost track of time oh and uh, How I coped with it. I did not do all that well, Infact I was close to smashing my head in. I think, that or I was close to falling into a coma.” Church said.

OKAY SHUT UP!.....Jeez. *Shakes head in disappointment.* Well then. We only got time for one more question and thankfully it’s the last one. It comes from a pony called SailorBrony. This one goes to Lyra!

“Lyyyyyyra...” The Alpha said with some weird voice.

Creepy.

“Alright! What is it!” Lyra asks happily.

This pony asks What is your problem about not letting people into your room? Do you keep some *cough* Inappropriate Items *cough* In there or something?

“........”

What? Did he cross a line.

“It’s private. And no I don’t keep inappropriate items in my room. Or at least not anymore.” She said looking away and blushing. She then got poked by a cane which The Alpha had again somehow gotten his hands on

“Tell.” He said with a childish voice whilst looking at Lyra

“No!” She said moving out of reach.

“Tell.” He repeated himself and scooted closer so he could poke her with his cane.

*walks over and pulls Alpha away* Stop it Alpha. Or I will put you in the corner again.

“Quack! Don’t do that. Then I get verrrry depreeesseeed.” The Alpha said draging out the last words with extra sadness for effect.

I won’t if you stop poking and annoying Lyra. Okay everybody! That was the Q/A. From the cast of My Life at Canterlot’s Private School, we say Goodbye! Cya next chapter

“Bye!” “See ya!” “Have a nice day!!” “Look out for the next chapter!!”

The Alpha surprisingly was quiet for some reason and that reason was because he was holding up Lyra towards his visor and repeated himself “Tell.” in a childish voice.

DAMN IT ALPHA!!!