Hello everyone reading this Q/A! Today I am joined by Slayer, Church, Hank, Brony, Lyra, Celestia, Luna, And finally!... Carla.....

“Hello! Thanks for tuning in!” Everyone said at the same fucking time.

Okay now before we begin I want to say THANK YOU VIEWERS! It’s awesome to be writing for you guys and I hope I continue to write even more! With that out of the way... Let’s get a move on! Alpha! Alpha? Alpha get in here!

there was a low humming in the background before the doors were opened by two security guards and a golf cart came rolling through.

“You called?” Alpha said.

Alpha... I know you got that as a gift, but you can’t have it in the studio.

“Hush up. I can have it where ever I want.” Alpha said pouting.

You want me to tell Molly about this?

“Mind looking over there for a second?” Alpha said pointing to a random wall.

Naw... How about you just go sit in your chair so we can begin this...

“Flash bang.” Alpha said throwing flash bang in the air causing a bright flash to happen in the studio. When it died down a few seconds later the golf cart was gone.

Ah... Alpha go sit down.

“Yes... With.... HEY LOOK A EMPTY COUCH!” Alpha said as he jumped in slow motion towards the couch.

Alpha... That’s just a painting.

“Noo!” Alpha said before he crashed into the wall, he got up and sat down in his recliner. Crossing his arms and pouting. “Let’s start this already.”

Stop pouting or no ice cream later.

“Fine.” Alpha said as he lost the pout but frowned instead.

Okay.... First set of questions are from.... BronyArmedCorps23!
Alright... First question goes to Slayer!

“Alright! Sweet.” He said sitting up.

Oh wait... He means me... Sorry Slayer.

“Oh god damn...” Slayer said crossing his arms and leaning back.

“Mind fucked.” Church said looking confused.

Brony askes.... When do you and Alpha plan on putting in a chapter where everyone meets Blueblood?

Hmm. That is a good question. I guess after we get all the other stuff done... We will have a chapter where we all go and ‘meet’ BlueBlood.

“Meet meaning FU-” Alpha said before the word became bleeped out.

Yeah... What he said. Okay next question.... This one says it’s for Alpha, but I think it’s actually meant for Church. He askes...

Why are you so persitent on getting Slayer laid? Its not a bad thing to be a virgin.

“Well tha-”
“Tha-”

“Stop it.” Alpha said pointing finger at Church.

“No you stop it!” Church said back.

“I’m warning you!” Alpha said back. with a slightly louder tone.

“Yeah? Who are you my creator?” Church asked sarcasticly.

“IN FACT I AM!” Alpha yelled.

CALM DOWN!

“He started it.” Both Church and Alpha said unison.

How about this.... You discuss the answer and then say it at the same time?

Both Church and Alpha looked at each other before starting to whisper to each other. After a few seconds they came to a conclusion.

“Because...” both of them said at the same time. “Yeah thats pretty much it.”

Well.. Said? *Slow clap* Okay.... Alpha go sit down.

Alpha was somehow sitting on a small... Helicopter looking thingy...
“But... I’m already sitting down.”

In your chair. I put you name on it for a reason.

Alpha just sighed before jumping off the helicopter and walking over to the chair. “Buzzkill.”

I am not! Now.... Next question goes to Brony and Hank. Brony askes...

Where are you guys and what do you guys do when your not doing stuff with Alpha and Slayer?

Brony and Hank just looked to each other and said. “Well you are gonna find out soon.”

*Gasp* Did they just reveal a possible Chapter in progress? Maybe... Just maybe they did. Anyhow.... Brony’s final question goes to.... Me and Alpha! He askes....

“Thats... odd.” Alpha said

Thanks for interupting. He askes...

“Yes!” Alpha said again

*Smack*

*smacks back*

I will break your keyboard.

“Thats unfair, dirty fighting!” Alpha said back.

*Holds out said keyboard* Do I need to do it?

“No, just say the damned question” Alpha said with a pout.

Good boy. He askes...

When do you guys plan on letting out another bloopers reel? That was funny.

“Good boy?! WHAT? I’M NOT A DOG!” Alpha said a bit angry.

Alpha want a E-Drink?

“Yes, please.” Alpha replied obediently.

*Pulls out a energy drink and hands it to Alpha.* Now sit and stay.

“Okie dokie.” Alpha said opening the can and nursing it.

Got him trained like a soldier. Anywho, I am currently working on the new Blooper Reel. How about you Alpha... Got any funny moments from the story to tell? Quickly?

“Let’s save it for the blooper reel?...” Alpha said looking at Slayer.

Touche. Alright. That’s it for Brony’s questions. *Throws cards in a random direction*

There was some low humming and some small wheels spinning before a small tank drove up against Slayers leg and fired of a paintball.

Ow..... *Picks up Paint Tank.* Alpha....

“Tihihi.” Alpha said holding up the remote.

You’re not gonna get anymore E-Drinks or Ice cream now.

“Awww.” Alpha said looking sad.

Be good and I might reconsider. Okay... Next guys is SailorBrony! His first question goes to... Slayer! And it’s not me!

“Finally!” Slayer said leaning back up. Before he could sit up straight a rainbow colored afro got stuck on his head. “What the...?”

“How did that get there?” Alpha asked himself. “I was sure that was stuck on the roof for a few seconds.”

*Sigh* Alpha you are a child. Anyway... He askes.
how do people travel between Equestria and Earth? Is it like an airline where you pay to go across? Do you teleport by somesort of machine or fly a spaceship or something?

“Oooh. Good question!” Slayer says. “Well it’s rather simple actually. It’s walking through a mirror to be honest. And the machine? It’s like this BIG giant rectanular box. Well That’s was contains the portal anyway. So.... Yeah Big Portal pretty much.”

“You suck on describing shit.” Church said.

“And you suck with everything else.” Slayer said.

“Says the one who had to get help to lose his virginity.” Church replied with a smug grin on his face.

“Oh shut up. At least I can snipe in a game.” Slayer said leaning back.

“Oh fuck you.” Church said.

“Luna did that already.” Slayer said grinning.

“Smart ass.” Church said.

Settle down everyone and pony.

Suddenly there was a snap of the fingers and Alpha was Sitting on the roof. “God damnit, What is with my magic?”

Damn it Alpha! Get down here!

“Eh... I changed my gravity so... Um... JUMP” Alpha said as he jumped but fell back to the roof.

*Snap and Alpha was back in his seat* Stay Alpha.... Stay.

“Something is... Fishy!” Alpha said as he pulled out a dead fish from behind his back. and laughed.

*Takes fish and throws it in the trash.* Okay next Question goes to.... Tia and Luna! He askes.

why did you settle for two humans that go to a private school? First off, you are princesses. You can date anyone! Think of all the fun (hint, hint) And aren't you immortal? You are kinda seem cougars.

“Wow... Low blow dude.” Slayer said sighing.

“I should kill him.” Church said frowning.

No breaking the 4th wall guys. Tia? Luna? Your up.

“Do I have to?” Alpha said.

What do yo- Oh yeah right. Yes.

“Aww man.” Alpha whined.

Oh suck it up! I have to do it too. Well Celesita? *Turns to Celestia*

“He spent more time than anyone else with me and saw me as another, pony. Just your every day to day pony, not the ruler of this country.” Celestia said winking at Church.

“Well... I guess it’s pretty much the same for us as well... Although the showing of his-” Luna began.

“The what now?” Church said all of a sudden very intrested.

“Video games and music. Why?” Luna said looking to Church.

“Damn it. Nothing.” Church said as he leaned back and looked bored again.

“Anyway... Yes that is pretty much it....” Luna turned to her sister. “Wait Tia? What did her mean by cougars?”

“You are a asshole” Alpha muttered to Slayerbro.

Wasn’t to fun for me either genuis. His next question goes to Lyra!

“Sweet!” She said hopping up.

He askes.

you didn't give me a straight answer! it is ok though, I have another. How many other prank spells do you have? Are you planning any good pranks?

“Oh... Well yeah I do! And how good I am?” She said holding up a wallet and Phone. “I think Church can testify to that.”

There was a snap. “Stop stealing his stuff.” Alpha said as he now was holding the wallet and Phone.

Alpha.... Those are mine.

“Now they are mine!” Alpha said as he snapped his fingers and they got engraved with ‘property of The Alpha.’

Too bad. *takes wallet and phone back and peels off stickers with signatures on them.*

“Bollocks.” Alpha swore.

Okay next question goes to Ugh... Carla.

“Oh don’t be so extremely negative.” Alpha said as he was sitting weirdly on his chair.

I will make you be her!

“Thats extremely low. I mean EXTREMELY.” Alpha said looking at Slayerbro.

Stay seated or I will make you do it.... Now he askes...

What is your problem with Slayer?

“Nothing! I don’t have a problem with the fact that he just randomly dumped me at my own house... Hehehehehhe.” Carla said twitching slightly

Church and Alpha looked at Slayer. Both with very uncomfortable stares. “What? I dated her for like two months!” He said.

They kept staring at him. “You never dump a girl at HER house of all places.” Both of them said.

“Yea well I know that now.” Slayer said groaning. “Besides she was the first girl I dated.”

A double smack was heard and both Alpha and Church had facepalmed.

Okay enough of the guilt. His final question is for... Me and Alpha again!

This time Alpha was lying across the recliner Instead of hanging of the back support. “Yes?”

He askes.

why am I addicted to this story? I wish I can give it more likes...

Well... It’s good I guess? *Shrug* And thanks for trying to give more likes.

“Well you could always spam the like button and hope that the story gets more likes...” Alpha said shrugging.

Alright those are it for those questions. *Throws them into a random fire.* Next one up is PH_Brony130. HIs first Question goes to Slayer!

“Yeah!” Slayer sits up again. “What be this question that I must answer?”

He askes.

How do I stay awesome?

“Um.... I dunno. Everyone is awesome in their own way I guess.” Slayer said scratching his head.

Very nice. I think. The next one goes to Church!

Church just looked at Slayerbro. “Well? I have not had my E drink yet.”

*Slayer just sighs and snaps his fingers letting a E-Drink fall into Church’s hand*

“Thank you.”

Okay he askes....

How do I get laid?

“Well there is two ways, One is to take your time, invite her to a romantic diner say nice things and such.”

“That first one is suspicious.” Luna said looking to Church.

“What are you talking about?” Church said raising an eyebrow.

“Nothing..... Nothing at all.” Luna said plainly before leaning back.

“The other one is to do a one night stand, it works easiest at a bar, club, any place a girl would get drunk in. EXCEPT LESBIAN BARS.” Church said.

Or gay bars.

“True that. All you need to do there is to give her a nice impression and ask her if she wants to follow you home or you follow her home. Then hit it on from there.” Church finished.

Thank you Church for the most common knowledge. This next one is for Hank, and No it’s not rude.

“Okay then.” Hank said sitting up.

He askes.

What kind of gun do prefer in hunting?

“Um... I have only hunted once. And I didn’t really like it.” Hank said shrinking back a bit.

Ah...... ONWARD! This next one is for Brony.

“Oh sweet!” He said.

He askes

Do you like GAK?

“...... The fuck is GAK?” Brony said tilting his head.

Nothing you need to worry about. The final question from this fan goes to Lyra!

“Yeah! I love answering these things!”

He askes.

What Genre of music do you like?

“Oooh. That’s a big question.” Lyra said scratching her chin. “Um... I like classical, some dubstep, a little techno, a lot of Rock, but not very much metal.... Or anything else... Oh wait! House! I like house music.”

Thank you Lyra for that! And these are done for... *Tosses questions over his shoulder.* And that was the las-..... Alpha. Why do I have a spare set of cards with your name poorly written on them?

“Not my fault someone put the cards in my way.” Alpha replied innocently.

*Lifts glasses and rubs eyes.* Okay fine... I will ask your questions.

“YAY!” Alpha said as he clapped his hands.

These next few are from... The Alpha. His first one goes too... Alpha.

Alpha just smiled and nodded.

He askes himself...

Why did you start working on a RvB fic?

“Because i thought it was a good idea at the time.” Alpha said with a monotone voice “And it still is. Its funny you should check it out!” Alpha said pointing straight at the camera

Shameless self promotion for the win?

“Yes.” Alpha said with a huge smile.

*Sigh.* Alright his next one goes to Slayer.

“I have a bad feeling about this.” Slayer said righting himself in his chair.

He askes.

What are your long term plans of the cheese? (The cheese meaning anything and everything) and How did you enjoy your cake? I baked it!

“Oh... Well. I plan on finishing up this semester and going into programming. Nothing too special. And yes. Me and Luna loved the cake.” Slayer said.

Alright then. Next one goes to Luna.... Oh come on Really Alpha?

“Yes.” Alpha said nodding with a huge grin on his face.

*Gently rubs temples* Alright... Luna. He askes.

How was sex? (I suppose it was amazing.)

“It was even better. Not bad for a virgin.” Luna said nuzzling Slayer.

“Oh come on not you too.” Slayer said facepalming.

I am moving on before this escalates. His next one goes to Celestia!

“Yay! Sounds fun!” Celestia said happily.

Yeah wait till you hear this. He askes.

If Church had another GF he had not told you about what would you do?

“Bring out the shotgun and hunt her down.... Unless shes a polygamist.” Celestia said.

“I bloody knew it!” Slayer jumped up from his seat, yelling. Then he sits down and blushes. “Heh heh.. Sorry. Continue Tia.”

“Anyway.... So Thats pretty much it.” Tia finished, totally ignoring the fact that Church is sweating like fuck...

HEY CHURCH LOOK IT’S YORU~! *Pointing to a blank wall.*

“OH GOD WHY?!” He said jumping out of his seat and hiding behind the couch.

*Rolling on the floor laughing.* I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT WORKED!

“Asswipe.” Church muttered.

Least I didn’t get sniped 60 times by the same person. *Gets up and sits back in his chair.*

“Yeah, yeah! Whatever.”

Okay... So Celestia being over protective of Church aside... The next... Well statement, goes to Church! He says.

You know.... You are going to die. (I'm not kidding.)

“The fuck?” Church said nervously. Whist Alpha was staring at him with a blank face.

I believe he has plans for you Church. Anyway... Aly stop staring!

“Whos Aly?” Alpha asked dumbly.

You. It’s your nickname.

“AAAAALY! YEEAH!” Alpha said a little bit too happy.

Right.... The next one is for... Sita! Wait where is she? I didn’t get her in the role call.

There were several happy barks from Alpha’s recliner where now Sita was sitting. And Alpha was nowhere to be seen.

Huh...... Oh well. He askes.

Bark bark barky barek bark?

“Well that is a exellent question” Sita replied. Everyone in the room looked at Sita at the same time.

Yeah... I should have seen this coming. *Face palm.* Well... Go on Sita.

“Bark bark!” She replied.

Well said!... How did I understand that....

“I have no clue but I did too.” Lyra said.

“NEXT QUESTION!” Church said.

Fine fine... The next one goes to Lyra.

“Alright!” She said.

He askes.

How much exactly did you read of Church Text conversation?

“Every... Last.... Detail.” Lyra said grinning evilly at Church. “Can even recite it if I want to.”

“Well, I would say go ahead but remember there are kids watching this station too!” Alpha said Grinning from behind the studio exit.

Alpha get back in here.

“Fine.” He muttered as he walked to his seat and picked up Sita before sitting down with her.

Good Alpha. Now the next one goes to Church. Again.

“Again?” Church asked.

Again. He askes

What would you do if Yoruichi became your roomie?

“Are you trying to get me killed?” Church asked a bit afraid. “I’m serious.”

“You? serious? HAHAHA!” Alpha laughed.

WHY SO SERIOUS!? *Gets all angry and pulls a knife before stabbing the table.*

“YEAH, WHHHY SO SERIOUS?” Alpha said Getting out a RPG and aiming it at the table.

NO! *Swats Alpha with a newpaper* NO! Bad Alpha!

“B-But!” Alpha protested.

NO! *Swats again and takes the RPG.* NO. No.

“Aww.” Alpha said saddened

*Hands him a fire ax* You can use this though.

“YEEEAH” Alpha said taking the ax and swinging it back... accidentally losing grip of it causing it to fly back into a wall.

And that is how babies are born.

“Yes.” Alpha agreed.

Now... Next question.

“Wait who’s this Yoruichi girl?” Celestia asked

“No one in particular!” Alpha and Church said at the same time.

What would I get if I told you? Ah nevermind... Anyway. The next one goes to Hank and Brony! He askes.

Do you want more screen time? Same goes for Hank.

“Well it would be nice.” Hank said from the couch.

“Yeah same here.” Brony agreed.

You sure? Some pretty wacky stuff happens... I mean Church got hit in the face with a cleat.

“That’s... Pretty... Well how did you actually manage to do that?” Church said as he looked at Slayer.

Oh nothing really. I just put a pen where the cleats were. *smile* It was easy.

“Thats nice” Church muttered.

Okay... Next one goes to... Alpha again. He askes himself.

do you like me? and cheese?

“The Alpha you ask me a excellente question.” Alpha said pretending to think.

“If I like the cheese I don’t like myself... But if I like myself I dont like cheese....” Alpha said

“I say both!” Alpha awensered.

Right..... Alright everyone! That was all the questions!

“You sure?” Alpha asked.

Well yeah.. *Flips through the cards again* Why did I miss one?

Alpha shurgs innocently.

Wait a minute.... Why is there something stuck to my hand? *Pulls off small piece of paper.* Oh.. Here is the last question. And it’s for me.

He askes.

I Wuv you?(no homo).

I don’t know... do you?

“Yes.” Alpha said.

Alright then.... That’s the chapter for tonight! Cya everybody!!!

“Bye!” “See you watching us later!” “Woohoo. Now I can go home.” “Welp I am off to play vidoe games!”

Say goodbye Alpha.

Alpha magicly conjured up his Golf cart out of his pocket before puting it on the ground and jumping in it, Church and Sita got in too.

“Bye bye!” Alpha said as he sped off.

Right... Good night, morning, after noon, or midnight people!