Slayer, Church, Nightmare, Discord, Celestia... Everyone in the dining hall was laying somewhere on the marble floor, except for the guards. All of them panting and covered in random assortments of food and breakfast all of which was at the fault of Church. And his bad morning. With Slayer and Luna laying next to each other, Celestia and Church cuddling under the table, Discord hanging from the ceiling and then theres Blueblood. Who was currently buried under tons and tons of random food items. One in peculiar happened to be a cake.

“That...” Slayer began giving a small huff. “... Was quite an interesting way to start a morning... Other than the obvious.”

Luna simply giggled and looked at the destruction of the dining hall with all the stonic guards simply standing there. Doing nothing. Most of them covered in food. Luna let out a small laugh before looking around and seeing Church under the table. “Feeling any better Church?” Luna asked still giggling.

“No, still fucking mad.” Church grumbled.

“Oh please. No one can be mad after a food fight...” Slayer said before pointing to Blueblood. “Besides! Look at Blueprick! Doesn’t that make you just a little happy?”

Church just looked up from the floor and at blueblood, who was covered in food. He glared intently at him for five minutes before asking. “Who the fuck is he anyways?”

“A total asshole.” Slayer said laying his head back down.

“Well I can’t find a fuck to give about him.” Church grumbled out.

“Can anyone for Blueblood?” Slayer asked. Then everyone even a few of the guards said.

“Nnnnnope.”

“Case in point.” Slayer said smiling. “Sooooo... Is he still pissed?”

“YEAH!” Nightmare said from behind a tapestry. “I can smell it from here. Seriously what wrong with him?”

“A bad FUCKING MORNING THATS WHAT!” Church yelled out.

“THEN GO BACK TO BED GOD DAMN IT!” Slayer yelled back.

“WELL I WOULD BUT WE ARE IN THE FUCKING CASTLE SO I CAN’T NOW CAN I?!” Church yelled at Slayer.

“Church. There is literally a bed. RIGHT THERE!” Slayer yelled back pointing to a bed in the corner.

“Hey look a donut.” Church said looking at the floor then picking it up, he then looked where Slayer was pointing and saw there was nothing there.

“What the fuck! You lying prick!” Church yelled.

“Oh fuck you Discord!” Slayer said flipping off the ceiling.

“Whaaaaat? What I do?” Discord said smiling innocently. “I didn’t do anything.”

“Ugh.” Slayer said sighing. “Church just steal a guest room.”

“Actually.... This is when all of the neighboring countries come for diplomatic relations... Here in Equestria...” Celestia piped in. Slayer just took a very deep breath before slipping over so he was face down. And pounding his forehead into the marble floor.

“Ow... Ow... Ow... Ow... Ow... Ow...” Was all that was heard for a good two minutes before Slayer sighed again. “Then use Tia’s room.”

“Can’t do that....”

“Why?” Slayer asked deadpanning.

“Luna kinda stole the key... And, well hid it... Otherwise I would be taking a nap right now...” Celestia said. Slayer just sighed and sat up while rubbing his aching forehead.

“Then go sleep on a park bench for all I care.” Slayer said sighing.

“Fuck you.” Church glaring at Slayer.

“Yeah fuck you too.” Slayer said leaning onto his knees.

Church just started grumbling to himself and moved over into a corner so no one could hear him. “Well... I’m going to go get cleaned up. I am starting to wreak of breakfast.” Slayer said standing up. “Where are the showers?”

“Oh just use our room.” Luna said tossing me a key with her magic. “And make sure that you keep an eye on Nightmare!”

“What? I am not taking her into that room while I am taking a shower!” Slayer slightly yelled.

“Then just lock the door.” Luna said plainly. “We are not looking after her and Celestia has Day Court.”

“Oh... Right.... About that.... Gimmie five minutes.” Celestia said quickly before darting off somewhere.

“It starts in three!” Luna yelled out after her.

“Shaaaaatuuuup!” Celestia yelled back in a echo.

“Right.” Slayer said looking at the door Tia had rushed out. Then he looked to Nightmare moon. “Oh for fucks sake, Fine! Nightmare! Come on!”

Nightmare just nodded and walked out from behind the tapestry and quickly followed behind Slayer as he walked out the door leaving Church, Luna, Cadance, and Shining Armor in the dining hall.

“Well this is awkward.” Cadance said sitting there with Shining armor, somehow not touched by all the flung food.

“Shut the fuck up.” a growl came from the corner

“Well that was ru-” Cadance began

“SHUT UP.” A louder one came.

Today was the day of Nightmare’s first lesson in being put back into society. Slayer, Church, and Nightmare Moon were all sitting in Luna’s Game Room.

“So what are we doing here?” Nightmare asked looking around Luna’s Game Room.

“You are going to fucking die, that’s what.” Church growled out.

“Church, eat your pills.” Slayer said holding out a small medical bottle. Church just grabbed the bottle and shoved in his mouth before eating almost half of the bottle. He then spat it out and grabbed scalding hot coffee and drank it all in one chug.

“What... The buck?” Nightmare said looking at Church. Church just let out a small ‘phew’ before looking at Slayer.

“Now that, my friend... Fucking burned.” Church said before drinking a glass of water which was standing on the table. Slayer just shook his head before sighing and looking at Nightmare.

“Well Night, This is-”

“Night?” Nightmare deadpanned.

“Hey, I am not calling you Nightmare Moon or Nightmare every time I need your attention.” Slayer hissed before pointing to the T.V. “After a... FUCK load of persuading and promises, Luna decided to let us use her Game Room for this.”

“What’s so important about this room anyhow?” Nightmare asked looking around.

“Its a holy place I tell you! It contains games! Oh and why do I feel a minor annoyance?” Church asked.

“She is a being of pure hatred. She is gonna have that effect on ya.” Slayer said leaning back.

“Really? But... Why is she so fluffy and shit?” Church said touching Nightmare moon’s side.

“Hey! No touchy!” Nightmare said scooting away. “I don’t like being touched!”

“Soooo.. Don’t do this?” Slayer said leaning over and scratching behind one of her ears.

“I SAID NO- Oh goddess that feels good.” Nightmare said purring slightly and leaning into the scratching. Church just took out a note block and wrote down ‘Nightmare moon’s weaknezens... nr 1....Touching = Her either scooting away or purring and leaning into it.... Persumably cause Slayer is making a move on her.’

“Oh erase that.” Slayer said looking over Church’s shoulder.

“Stop peeking.” Church said closing the note block.

“Alright. Now like I was saying. First thing you need to know is technology.” Slayer said pointing to the Xbox now. “And what better technology to start with than Videogames!”

“I would say, fucking touch screens.” Church said holding up his phone.

“Oh quiet you fool.” Slayer said grabbing three remotes from the table in front of them. He leaned back and handed one to Church then one to Nightmare who was pouting all of a sudden.

“What’s with that face?” Slayer asked.

“You stopped.” She said still pouting.

“You mean the ear scratching?” Slayer asked before Nightmare nodded. “Well too bad. I ain’t doing it again.” Nightmare just huffed before picking the remote up. Church was just slowly bringing up the note block with a pen to his face.

“Put it away.” Slayer said quickly. He quickly scribbled something down before putting it away.

“God damn it.”

“Ju-... Just gimmie the damned note block!” Slayer said to Church.

“No! Go way!” Church said, being all defensive.

“You’re drawing porn aren’t you?” Slayer said seriously.

“Uh.... N-.... Yeah, of Lyra.” Church said casually.

“... OH GOD THE IMAGES!” Slayer yelled falling to the ground clutching his head. “Why did I ask? WHY!?”

“Cause you are stupid.” Church said.

“No, you!” Slayer said pointing a finger at Church.

“No... You!” Church said pointing back.

You can imagine where this lead. Five minutes later.

“No you.” Slayer said firmly.

“Naaaah You!” Church said, holding his verbal ground.

“Imma hafta say it’s you.” Slayer said nodding his head.

“Dishornorung our wourds, Ish yooo!” Church said with a asian accent.

“DUDE! That is so racist!” Slayer said gaping at Church then going back to normal. “No you.”

“YOU’RE BOTH BUCKING STUPID NOW SHUT UP!” Nightmare screams.

“See, she loves you.” Church said while Nightmare blushed.

“What? Da fuq that have to do with anything?” Slayer asked.

“I dunno.” Church said shrugging before adding. “I feel like the third wheel here.”

“Oh shut up you fool.” Slayer said getting back on the Church.

“Just hand me the fucking happy pillies again... Starting to get pissed.” Church said.

“They are in your hand.” Slayer deadpanned.

“Oh...” Church said before almost swallowing the whole bottle.

“Can we get on with this... Whatever it was on with?” Nightmare asked looking very impatient.

“Yes.” Slayer said rubbing his forehead. Unbeknownst to them Church wrote down that Nightmare is very impatient, and that the sky is blue.

“What the fuck are you even writing?” Slayer asked.

He even wrote down ‘Slayer spat out “What the fuck are you even wirtinghrewhres oh I’m stupid and in love with my girlfriends alter ego! Oh so all high and mighty!’

“You are insulting me in your book aren’t you?” Slayer deadpanned again.

“No no nono no noooo.... PFFFHTYEAH!” Church said happily.

“Well fuck you too then.” Slayer said turning to the T.V. and grabbing the remote. He turned it on and used the Xbox remote to sign in to Luna’s console.

“Oh right... Game time......” Church said grabbing the pill bottle again and cramming it down his own throat, he emptied the bottle before throwing it away.

“Jesus... Easy on the pills dude... Those are expensive.” Slayer said not really caring.

“Eh put’em on celly’s tab.” Church said before opening another bottle.

“Alright. First game we play! Gears of War!” Slayer said happily.

“OH DEAR CELESTIA WHY DID YOU JUST JAM YOUR GUN INTO HIS CHEST CAVIT- OH GODDESS YOU JUST RIPPED HIM IN HALF!!” Nightmare screeched at Slayer in horror. “WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?”

Slayer just sighed and paused the game causing Nightmare to get extremely confused. “B-b-but! I just saw all that gore! All those creatures slaughtered mercilessly!” Nightmare babbled out.

“Night. It’s just a game. Not real.” Slayer said calmly. Making Nightmare stutter. A lot.

“B-but! I-I-I-it!-”

“Nightmare calm down! Seriously you are acting crazy!” Slayer laughed. Church had lost all interest after playing for about ten minutes so he had picked up a comic book and started reading. “Maybe Gears of War wasn’t the best game to start with.”

“Yeah... No kiddin’.” Church muttered.

“Nightmare looks fine to me.” Slayer said looking ot Nightmare whom was slack jawed, eyes twitching and slightly foaming at the mouth. And again, Church had flung the comic book in the air and pulled out his note block, then scribbled down a few words that said ‘Slayer definitely got the hots for Nightmare Moon.’ before catching the comic book and putting away the note block.

“You just picked up your note block didn’t you?” Slayer said without even looking.

“Nah, this comic is really good.” Church said casually. Slayer just shook his head and walked over to the Xbox before opening the tray and pulling out the disc before putting the disc away and opening the game drawer that was directly under Luna’s Xbox.

“Alright what game we play?” Slayer said looking through the massive amount of games that Luna had accumulated. Church just kept reading his comic book because of the many happy pills he had taken, so he had stop caring about everything basically and just felt happy.

“Um Slayer? Something might be wrong with Church.” Nightmare said looking at Church.

“Naw he is fine.” Slayer answered before pulling out Halo 4 and putting it in the game system.

“There we go!” Slayer said before walking over to the couch and sitting down. “Alright time to kill some aliens.”

“You are gonna kill more things!?” Nightmare screeched again.

“Calm down! It’s just a game damn it! I mean even the gore is going to be turned down. Like a lot.” Slayer said. “Alright. Now let’s play!”

“Well I guess this isn’t so bad. I mean there aren’t limbs flying everywhere.” Nightmare said as she looked upon the game.

“Meh.” Church said as he was basically lying upside down in his chair. Slayer just shook his head before stretching a bit.

“Oh god!” Slayer said with a yawn. “I am tired. Maybe it wasn’t the best idea to do this at midnight. I got tests in the morning back at scho- Zzzzzz.”

Slayer just fell backwards on the couch snoring a bit while Nightmare blinked. “What?” She asked no one in particular. “What just happened?”

Church, was pointedly not caring he was so busy messing around with his phone to take notice, but he then said. “You should totally snuggle with him.”

“You are just trying to ruin everything aren’t you?” Nightmare said.

“Yep... I’m not sure how long these happy pills will last, but they sure as hell are helping.” Church said.

“Right. And no.” Nightmare said shaking her head. “I am not going to snuggle against Slayer.”

That is when Nightmare slowly but surely began to lean towards Slayer. “Wait what’s going on?” She asked looking where she was leaning. “Wait no! I don’t want to do this! Help meeee!”

“Yeaaaa... Nope.” Church said typing away on his phone.

“Help meee!-Zzzzz.” She fell asleep as soon as she hit Slayer’s shoulder. She laid down against Slayer and nuzzled into his shirt before sighing happily.

“Well shit, all awake and alone.... Wonder if Luna is awake.” Church muttered as he got up and walked out of the room, somehow completely silently, not a single sound was made by him. “Now... Where the fuck do I go to get to the throne room?”

Luna was sitting on her throne looking over some document about a pony’s home being destroyed or something. She couldn’t tell. She just sighed and signed the paper before looking around the empty throne room.

“Welp. We are bored.” Luna deadpanned and hung her head in boredom. After a few minutes of doing basically nothing on the throne except looking at.... Whatever it was, she heard music from down the hallways, in fact it was the famous Battlefield 3 main theme. “We know that sound! It’s Battlefield three! Huzzah! How many points do I receive!?”

“Ten!” Church said from the open doorway. “So what’s up Queen of the night?” Church yelled out.

“Oh hello Church! How are you?” She asked smiling. ‘Finally, something happens.’

“I am... Quite happy, just don’t know how to express it, anyhow... You need to improve your flying skills in Battlefield three.” Church said.

“Oh hush up you! Not our fault that we have never driven a car before!” Luna said defensively.

“I said flying skills not driving.” Church said correcting her.

“NOR HAVE WE FLOWN AN AIRCRAFT!” Luna said blushing a bit. “So other than mocking our flying and driving skills, what’s up?”

“I’ve crammed about four hundred and I would say... fifty pills of concentrated happiness... I’m pretty fine, decided to search you up to talk games since Slayer is busy teaching technology to Nightmare.” Church said.

“Oh and how is that going?” Luna’s expression turned dark for a moment. “She hasn’t broken anything right?”

“I might have broken something, not sure.” Church said.

“Oh you bitch.” Luna said glaring at Church.

“You love me.” Church said giving her the thumbs up. “Just like you love my team killing.”

“Only when it’s not me.” Luna said chuckling.

“Oh remember that match when I just so happened to kil-.” Church said with a chuckle.

“OH SHUT UP!” Luna yelled quickly.

“Fine be that way... Rage quitter.” Church said taunting her with a smug smile

“Oh quiet you fool.” Luna said glaring. “So other than you possibly breaking something and Nightmare being taught electronics, what else is going on in the world of ‘Training Nightmare’?”

“Well I’m going to hit level 90 in World of Equestria Mist of Tigearo.” Church said.

“Oh very nice.” Luna said nodding. “Anything else?”

“You started playing League of Legends yet?” Church asked.

“Eh...” Luna said lowering her head. “We don’t wanna. We have too many games already.”

“You can never have too much!” Church said before adding. “Just give it a try, I’ll duo cue with you, and once Slayer gets a better computer we can triple cue.”

“Alright?” Luna said unsure. “So how was Slayer fairing in teaching Nightmare?”

“They are snuggling on the couch.” Church said casually.

“...” Luna just blinked.

“Wait maybe I shouldn’t have said that. Oh well, ignore my last statement.”

“Too late.” Luna said before with one flap of her wings she was out the door and grabbing Church by under his arms and flying out the door.

“Whaaaaaat theee fuck Luna!? Why you do dis?!” Church asked in a pleading voice.

“We’re gonna kill her. That’s why.” Luna said simply as she sped down the halls.

“And whhhhy am I getting dragged along?” Church asked.

“Because we are gonna kill you afterwards. Then kill Slayer.” Luna said as she made a sharp turn.

“And why is that?” Church asked.

“Because Nightmare Moon is evil and trying to steal Slayer away from us, and you are gonna die because you should have told me sooner.” Luna said. “Or at least tried to stop it!”

“Huh.... Well.... That make no sense whatsoever.” Church said.

“Yes. Not hush up unless you want to be dropped onto a rug going over a hundred miles an hour.” Luna said simply.

“You love me … I know... And try to explain that to your sister.” Church said.

“We’ll say you tripped.” Luna said plainly.

“That sounds very believable.” Church said with sarcasm dripping of his words.

“Believe us when we say that Tia will believe anything if we just give her a slice of chocolate eclair cake.”

“Did you know, that I told that you did that?” Church said completely stonic.

“That.... What?” Luna said stopping and looking at Church whom was hanging by his armpits in her hooves, four stories high in the air. Church was looking literally stone, the happy pills and the awesome flight caused him to go into ‘Really High Guy’ mode thus making him incapable of proper speech. “...... Right.”

Luna just continued to speed off until she got to her Game Room.

“Nanananananana Thor!” Church sang as he couldn’t think right. Luna just shook her head before she floated to the ground and setting Church down.

“Now Church stay here. While we go and kill Nightmare before mangling Slayer.” Luna said smiling. “And then... Taking you to a hospital. You are starting to not look so good.”

“Right lane must Right left.” Church just said as he stumbled around. Luna just picked up Church before sitting him back down.

“No no, you just stay here. You hear us Church?” Luna said calmly.

“No it’s too dark.” Church whined.

“But we are in the middle of a... Oh nevermind just... Stay here or the demon cats will get you.” Luna said randomly.

“Can I get two medium large pizzas?” Church asked.

“Yes?” Luna said plainly before quickly pointing. “LOOK OVER THERE!”

Church just looked over to where Luna was pointing although very sluggishly, and said. “Look here is over there?”

There was a sudden zap before Church fell unconscious. “There. Now to deal with Slayer.”

The next day Church was lying in a hospital bed. Again. “So he did what now?” A doctor asked.

“He ate about ten bottles of those happy pills.” Slayer said simply with a medical patch over his left eye and his left arm in a brace and chest.

“Ah I see. So what happened you?” The doc asked.

“I fell asleep.” Slayer said simply.

“You fell asleep?” He repeated.

“Eeeyup.” Slayer said nodding.

“So how does tha-”

“I don’t know. One minute I am dreaming the next, I am against the wall as a chair smashed into me.” Slayer said shaking his head. “I think that I might have done something but I am unsure as to what I could have done. Maybe I sleepwalked and did something.”

“Right..... Anyway, you friend should be fine. He threw up most of the drugs on the way here. He just ne-” Slayer just nodded as the doctor began to ramble on about something.

“Okay! Now can we discharge him and leave?” Slayer said a bit impatiently.

“Who the fuck said that?” Church asked as he was sitting up and looking around, albeit very groggily.

“Over here.” Slayer said gesturing to him and the doctor.

Church craned his neck towards Slayer and looked at him for a few seconds before saying. “Why the fuck is a parrot talking?”

“There is no parrot here Church.” Slayer said deadpanning.

“What the fuck are you talking about you stupid talking parrot.” Church said narrowing his eyes.

“Like I said. MOST of the drugs. He will still be a little loopy for about an hour.” The doctor said.

“Shut up flying turtle, you have no say in this.” Church said pointing at the doctor.

“Alright? Come on Church! We are going.” Slayer said gesturing out the door with his right arm.

“Going where? Last time I went with a talking parrot I ended up serving in the navy, for a year.” Church said.

“Yeah... Just follow me. We are going back home.”

“Why do feel like you are lying?” Church said being all suspicious.

“Because you are all sorts of hopped up on drugs.” Slayer said chuckling.

“You are saying that there is treasure there?” Church said.

“Yes. That is exactly what I said.” Slayer said smiling.

“Huh... So now its donuts all of a sudden?” Church said looking confused.

“Are you getting out of that bed or am I gonna have to drag you out with my one good arm!?” Slayer slightly yelled.

“Why is this place so colorful? And happy? It disturbs me... Quite a lot.” Church asked as he looked around.

“Eh.... Don’t worry it will last for a hour.” Slayer said.

“LAST FOR AN ETERNITY? NOOOOOOOO!” Church screamed out as he put his hands on his head.

“Oh calm down.” Slayer said.

“NOOOO!” Church just kept yelling.

“Okay. Imma just grab Church and be on my way now.” Slayer said walking over and grabbing Church’s shoulder.

“NOO-... Oh hey Slayer!” Church said looking at Slayer.

“Oh... Well it wore off.” Slayer said shrugging.

“We are off to where?” Church asked.

“What? Oh nevermind. Just come on so we can leave this place.” Slayer said walking over to the door.

“Okie dooookie!” Church said, as he skipped after Slayer.

“So, what exactly happened?” Church asked.

“Well all I remember was falling asleep. Something snuggling my side, and then next thing I know, I am thrown into a wall and a chair broken over my body.” Slayer said shrugging.

“Why do I still feel minorly annoyed?”

“Because your drugs have worn off.” Slayer said simply.

“But I could have sworn...:” Church said, as he put a hand to his chin and started thinking.

“Oh no... Please no.” Slayer said as he walked over to his dorm and slowly opened the door. “Please don’t let who I think it is be there.”

He swung the door open to see Lyra sitting on the couch. “Sup Church? Sup Slayer?”

“Oh thank god.” Slayer said letting out a pent up breath. “For a second I thought tha-”

“Oh hello you two! Lyra let me stay here to wait for you.” Nightmare said happily walking out of the bathroom.

“GERONIMO MOTHER FUCKERS!” Church yelled out as ran into the room and threw himself over the couch, making Lyra jump off it and getting a bit scared.

“SON OF A BI--...... Grk.. Gk.. Rgggh.” Slayer slowly growled out as he walked in and straight to the kitchen. “I swear to god you make me so angry, that I might just hurt myself.”

“I drank all your soda!” Lyra said as she now was sitting on Church back.

“Oh fuck everything!” Slayers yelled out and smashing his head against the fridge door.

“But! There is one left right he-....” Lyra said as she lifted a soda can, which sadly was swiped by Church who quickly downed it. Slayer just let in a small hiss through his teeth before saying.

“Fuck you too then.”

“Sooooo... What do we do now?” Nightmare asked.

“How about another lesson? It’s called: Leave Slayer alone so he can sleep off his broken arm and damaged eye.” Slayer said gruffly.

“Reeegh, eeeh... Bleehh.” Church said as he somehow, almost fell asleep, with Lyra sitting on his back.

“Okay? What do I do?”

“Leave me alone. And let m-....” Slayer said walking to his room.

“TERRORIZE HIM!” Church yelled out before getting up, picking up Lyra, and throwing her at Slayer.

“What are you doiiiiEEEEE!!!” Lyra yelled as she was thrown. Lyra just smacked into Slayer’s back making him tumble face first into a wall.

“Ow. My eye.” Slayer said in pain.

“Ha! Take that!” Church said happily.

“Agh take your Lyra back.” Slayer said picking up Lyra and underhand tossing her back to Church.

“Why is everyone throwing meeeee!?” Lyra said as she was flung to Church.

Church just caught Lyra and stumbled back a bit before bringing her up to his face and saying. “Oh hello sweetie! You have arrived at your destination, but sadly its full! SO RETURN FLIGHT FOR FREE!”

“Oh no.” Lyra said simply. Church just tossed her back to the wounded Slayer.

“You know how it is to catch a pony with one hand?” Slayer said barely catching Lyra.

“Then lets make it a contest!” Church said with a giant smile.

“What you mean? I’m tired. And just want to sleep.” Slayer said.

“Whoever fails to catch Lyra first, will have to pay her medical bill and gets two hundred bucks.” Church said with smile.

“So wait. They pay the bill then get two hundred dollars?”

“If you want to go that way then sure. Or you can get it before hand THEN LOSE IT!” Church said.

“How about we just try not to drop her.” Slayer said simply before tossing Lyra over to Church.

“Where is the fun that?” Church said as he caught Lyra, who was looking utterly terrified.

“I don’t see why you guys have T.V. when you can be watching this.” Nightmare said giggling.

“Why are you guys doing this to me?!” Lyra asked before she was tossed to Slayer.

“You answer that.” Church said with a evil smile.

“How about whoever drops her first has to go out and get the new case of Soda?” Slayer said as he caught Lyra.

“Maybe.... or we could just have to do whatever Lyra says we should do for a month or so.”

“Make it a week then fine.” Slayer said simply. “If I lose I still need to go and help out Nightmare.”

“Hmm.... Maybe? I mean I’d rather not be a Lyra’s sex slave.” Church said.

“Oh please. You have a girlfriend and she knows that. It’s not like you two have made out before or anything.” Slayer said tossing Lya over to Church.

Church caught Lyra before putting her down quickly and started coughing a lot, I mean seriously, It looks like he’s coughing blood.

“Well then. You lost.” Slayer said walking to his room.

“Nope! Fucking cheater, Take this.” Church said as he threw Lyra again.

“You diiiiiiiick!” Lyra screamed out as Slayer caught her again only this time he just tossed her over to Church then ran into his room screaming.

“YOU LOST BITCH! I win!” Then he slammed the door shut.

“FUCKING CHEATER!” Church yelled out before coughing more, and this time he actually coughed up some blood. “Fukken drugs, ruining my body and all that crap.” Church said.

“Oh just go get a drink of water.” Nightmare said plainly. “So what do I do now?”

Church just whistled before Sita just came trotting in with a glass of water on her head.

“Well trained dog for the win!” Church said as he downed the glass of water greedily. “Also Slayer cheats.”

“Now that totally fair.” Nightmare said. “You put Lyra down. And that ended the game.”

“MOTHER OF ME STOP SCREAMING!” Nightmare said as she threw a pillow in Church’s face. Church just fell over and started snoring. “Oookay? What do I do now?”

Lyra just started to jump onto of Church’s chest while saying. “Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. “

Then she simply stopped and laid down on Church’s chest slightly panting. “Well that didn’t work... Hmm. He is very comfortabl-Zzzzz.” Poor Lyra had succumbed to the same fate as Church.

“Well... Now what?” Nightmare asked herself. “I could sleep... But with those two around I am more likely to go into a coma or wake up as the opposite sex. Soooo... Sleep somewhere else?”

She looked over at the room and sighed before walking over. The first room she picked was a bathroom and the second was Lyra’s room which was locked. The final room was Slayer’s but considering he almost got his body broken, that might not be a good idea. But then again, he was very snuggliable.

“Maybe... If she just never found out...” Nightmare mulled over her options before looking to the Couch and then to Slayer’s room. “.... Oh I will just say it was a prank from Church.”

With that she walked to the room and quietly opened the door before sneaking into the room where Slayer was laying face up with his glasses on the desk. She tip-hoofed over to the bed before slowly crawling into the bed and snuggling against Slayer’s side with a happy sigh.

“You really care for him like that?” A familiar voice said from the door causing Nightmare to jump up with a ‘EEP’ and landing, thankfully, in a pile of clothes so that she didn’t make any noise. She looked to the door and saw none other than Luna standing there with a conflicted expression. The conflict, which was easily noticeable, was of Anger, realization, sadness, and slight understanding.

“... No?” Nightmare responded smiling sheepishly.

“You know that we have permission to destroy you if you are deemed untrust worthly-” Luna began before Nightmare interrupted.

“Yes yes.” Nightmare said sighing in defeat. “But may I ask why you are here?”

“Well... We did kinda smash a chair over Slayer’s arm in a fit of anger.” Luna said looking away slightly ashamed.

“Oh like that is a big deal. If it was me, I would have probably done that then thrown him out a window.” Nightmare said plainly.

“Oh like you would have tha-... Oh right.” Luna said blushing a bit at her mistake. Nightmare just stifled a giggle before Slayer woke up stretching.

“What the hell is that breeze in my room?” He said stretching and looking to Luna. “Oh hey Luna!”

“Hello Slayer. Um... Aren’t you supposed to be mad at us?” Luna asked while Slayer waved his hand dismissively.

“Pfffft no. Why would I get mad at you? My arm is just broken. Not gone!” Slayer said smiling. “Okay maybe I am a bit mad that you overreacted, but hey! What am I gonna do?”

“You are on medication aren’t you?” Luna asked deadpanning.

“More than I probably should be on!” Slayer said smiling. “Also I am tired. Get over here so I can snuggle you!”

Luna just smiled and trotted over before laying on Slayer’s left side before nuzzling his neck while he put his arm around her. Nightmare just sighed at the happy sight before getting up and glumly walking to the door. “And just where are you going?” Slayer asked making Nightmare freeze.

“W-well... I was going to go find somewhere else to sleep.” Nightmare said shifting in place.

“Oh no you aren’t! Get over here and cuddle!” Slayer said smiling receiving a small glare from Luna.

“What?” She said with venom in her voice.

“Oh come on Luna.” Slayer said hugging Luna. “You have to get used to her eventually and I am not letting her go out there with Church and Lyra. You know what happened last time.”

Luna shuddered violently for a few seconds before nodding. “Not even us would wish that upon anyone. Alright fine. But! Just for this one night!” Luna said firmly.

“Alright you can get ove-” Slayer didn’t even finish the thought as Nightmare practically bounded over to the bed and laid against Slayer’s side and snuggling into his side. “Right. Well imma go to sleep now.”

Slayer let out a small yawn before laying his head down with his arm around Luna and Nightmare snuggling into his side. “I think...” Slayer began before letting out another yawn. “... I think we are all gonna get along just fine.”

“NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT MAAAAAAAAAARE!!!” Slayer bellowed through the castle. “GET YOUR INK BLOTTED FLANK OVER HERE!!”

“NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!!” Nightmare screeched as she was running down the halls with an enraged Slayer chasing after her.

“It’s too early for this, It’s always too early.” Church muttered as he casually walked after them.

Author's Notes:

Okay everyone! Thanks for all the support you guys have given me over the months!

The Alpha: Why the fuck am I still here? I’m FREE!

Oh like I kept on a leash.

The Alpha: Seriously, thank god that he took if off yesterday.

Oh shut up they don’t need to know that. Anyway!

The Alpha: I’M FREE AND I GET TO WRITE ANYTHING I WAAAAN-...

OH SHUT UP ALREADY! *SMACK*

The Alpha: Ow fuck... You dick.

Well you wouldn’t shut up. Anyway! Thanks for-

The Alpha: Well you wouldn’t stop being a dick.

*SMACK SMACK* Stop interrupting!

The Alpha: Son of a bitch.... *Slap*

*Pulls out newspaper and rolls it up.* Stay in your corner. Or the leash goes back on.

The Alpha: Okay okay, fukken douche.

Oh you love me.

The Alpha: No.

Yes.

The Alpha: Fuck off!

Nope! Anywho from me, Alpha-

The Alpha: WHO THE FUCK SAYS I WANT ANY-.

*SMACK* Shush! I am signing off here!

The Alpha: Fine.

Thank you.

The Alpha: Dickweed.

I do not smoke chicken! Stop saying I do!

The Alpha : Yeah yeah yeah

Anyway. From me, alpha-

The Alpha: Just say goodbye already.

IF YOU WOULD SHUT UP I WILL!

The Alpha: Slayer says goodbye and wishes all a happy new year!

… From the cast, Me and alpha. We say thanks. For supporting us and being all nice and stuff.

The Alpha: For what now?

For the stor-... For buying you ice cream.

The Alpha: *Puts on sunglasses and plays CSI: Miami theme* YEAAAAH

… Right. Thank everyone CYA IN THE SEQUEL!!