I walked into elevator and pressed the button. As the doors closed, I heard another scream of either agony or something else. With a shrug and a clearing of my mind, the doors to the elevator opened up and I walked out still twirling that feather in between my fingers. I looked down the left side of the hallway and then down the right before walking back to the left towards my room.

As I neared it, I heard the screams coming from there and simply decided to ignore it. ‘If Church wants to get killed by a mint colored unicorn then who am I stop it?’ I thought as I walked away from my door and to go find Luna.

“I DON’T WANNA DIE!” Church yelled from my room. I shrugged again and went to Church’s room where Luna and Tia were. I knocked on the door before coming in and seeing Tia fast asleep on the bed and Luna simply playing some Zombies on Black Ops 2.

“Luna!” I said tackle hugging her. She ‘Eep!’ed before I heard a muffled “No! Noo! Bad Lyra! Baaad!” From my room. I laughed out loud before pulling out my phone and calling Church.

“Yeaaaah yellooo?” Church awsered.

“How’s it feel to be raped by a mint green unicorn?” I asked smiling.

“Eh, I’m currently run… Oh shit … That was close... I’m currently running around and dodging her but I’m pretty sure she will shove her stuffed chicken down my throat if she had the chance.”

“But Lyra doesn’t have a cock.” I said.

“Oh ha ha.... OH PUT THAT DOWN!” Church yelled.

“Hey hold out the phone and I will calm her down kay?” I said.

“If I ca-.... Lyra what are you doing with that chair? … Put that down please.... Please?” Church asked sounding distressed.

“Welp.... You’re boned.” I said hanging up. I put my phone back into my pocket before hugging Luna again as she was trying to get up from my tackle hug. She just sighed and hugged me back, seeing as I was not going to let her up without getting a little affection back. As she hugged back I gave a small smile before kissing her on the nose and letting her get back up.

“Soooo.... What happened to Tia?” I asked as I look at the slightly drooling ruler of the sun. I just giggled a bit as Luna was sighing and going back to her game.

“She fell asleep after we put my game in. She said something about being ridiculously tired and just wanted to nap.” Luna said. I just looked to Tia and then to Luna before shrugging and sitting down next to her.

“So what level you on?” I asked trying to at least start some sort of conversation. Luna just paused her game before saying.

“15.” She said plainly and starting her game again. I just tilted my head in response. Something wasn’t right here. Usually Luna is all snuggly when she plays a game, but right now she is all distant and like not wanting to talk. Like at all.

“You feeling alright Luna? You’re acting different?” I said raising an eyebrow. “Like very different.”

She stiffened in response for a moment till she looked to me with a smile. ‘That almost looks forced.... What is going on here?’ I thought.

“Nothing is wrong!” She said a bit loud. “We are just fine! Yup! Nothing going wrong here! No siry!”

I blinked for a moment till I got up and began to walk towards the door. “Yeeeeeaaaahh... I am going to go check on Church to see if he is dead right now... Soooo... Goodbye.”

She just nodded and I walked out of the room before almost sprinting to my room, but I settle for a fast paced jog. As I arrived at my room, I opened the door to see.... Nothing.

“Well that’s odd.” I said as I walked in. I looked around to see a few chair piled up near a wall, the couch flipped over, and the bathroom door wide open with a whole bunch of random things thrown out of it. “Huh... Oi! Church you here!?”

There was a two groans from... The bedroom? “Well then... Let’s go investigate?” I said almost asking myself more than stating. I walked over to the bedroom and slowly opened the door to see Church and Lyra laying on the bed... Holding each other. “Uuuuh... OKAY THEN.”

“It took a goddamned while to get Lyra to calm down.... BUT I DID IT!” Church said quietly and triumphantly. I just shook my head and sighed.

“Oh bollocks. Just let her go and let leave her alone.” I said pointing to door behind me.

“She’s all snugglie wuggile... Not to mention cute and fuzzy.” Church said sounding a bit childish.

“She’s not a cat. Just let her go and let her sleep. Besides, Tia is sleeping. You can go snuggle with her.” I said.

“B-But! Shes all warm and fuzzy!” Church whined.

“Let’s just go!” I said raising my voice a bit.

“Oh fine!...” Church said letting Lyra go, then proceeding to wiggle out of her grip. “Why you do this Slayer?”

“Because Luna is acting different... And Tia is drooling.” I said scratching my head.

“Well lubricants! If you get what I mean.” Church said wiggling his eyebrows as he got up from the bed.

“Ugh.... I am going to wake Lyra up and lock you in this room.” I said facepalming.

“Well she did tackle me down on this bed... But nothing happened, except some snugglie wugglies.”

“Yeah yeah... Whatever. Come on! Let’s go!” I said gesturing him out the door.

“You are so impatient today.... Just cause Luna acting different, and lube.” Church said.

“Quiet you fool.” I said.

“So wait you made her pregnant?” Church said.

“How can that happen if I am a human and she a pony?” I asked as we both walked out of the room.

“I dunno.” Church said shrugging. “Magic?”

“ EXACTLY!!” I slightly yelled grabbing the collar of his shirt and pulling him closer to stare at him menacingly.

“Want a kiss?” Church said with a kissy kissy face.

“No. I want you...” I said turning around and pointing at a painting. “TO ENJOY THIS ART!”

“What.....” Church said looking at the painting. “That would look better tilted.”

“I don’t know. Go enjoy some smooth jazz.” I said walking towards his room again.

There was groan from Lyra on the bed which caused Church to shoot out of the room faster than crazy fan mare that is chasing after her favorite artist.

“Huh...” I said as I walked towards his room again. As I arrived I saw Luna looking as if she was about to kill something with her bare hooves.

“THIS INFERNAL GAME!! STOP SENDING THESE UNDEAD AT US LEST YE FEEL OUR WRATH!!” She yelled angrily at the T.V.

“RAGE QUIT I DARE YOU!” Church yelled from behind the kitchen counter of his room. Luna just flung the remote at Church before fuming as she died in the game. I walked over and sat down next to her before putting an arm around her.

“Calm down Luna! It’s just a game.” I said chuckling. She just glared at me before sighing.

“Sorry. It’s just we have been thinking about some things.” She said as she looked at the T.V.

“She missed! Which I’m ever so happy over.”

“Does thou wants us to try again!?” Luna bellowed at Church.

“Eh... Maybe?” Church questioned himself before holding up a frying pan. “Let’s do this.”

Luna simply took the frying pan and smack him on the head with it. “There... We hit thou.” She said smiling smugly.

“Ouch. My head.” Church groaned. “That was so not fair.”

“Was I supposed to play fair?” Luna asked still smiling smugly.

“Eh, true enough, I never specified to be fair.” Church yet again groaned.

“Smart move there.” I said to Church still slightly chuckling.

“Oh shut up.” Church said looking at me. I just laughed a bit before looking at the T.V.

“Yo Church! Toss me the remote that got chucked at you!” I said looking at him.

“Okay.” Church said mindlessly before picking up the remote and chucking it at me. I caught it but fumbled to hold to it and was smacking it up in the air trying to catch it.

“Shit!... Shit!... Shit!... HA!” I yelled as I finally caught it. “Suck on that slinky!”

Luna just shook her head before getting up and going to the kitchen to grab a drink or something. I just started up a new game of Zombies and played some Tranzit. I played until I got to round five and kept kept getting awful weapons for the Random Box. Finally I got a DSR 50 and I was running around like a maniac trying to get points to grab different gun.

“A fuck this! I am just snipe!” I said in frustration. I began to quickscope and much to my surprise, I actually did fairly well and began to get a little too into the game. “Quick scope!....Quick scope!....Quick scope!....Quick scope!... FUCK.” I yelled out as I eaten by a Zombie. “Well that sucks.”

I looked to Luna, whom was sitting next to me and enjoying a coke, and smiled. “I did decent if I say so.” I said. She just shrugged and I looked to Church. Who was asleep in a chair.

“Well then. That was eventful.... Soooo... What we do now?” I said looking to Luna who tapped her chin and smiled evilly at me. “Uuuuuh... What with the evil smile?”

“We have one thing that comes to mind.” She said leaning towards me. I tilted my head until my eyes widened.

“Oh....” I looked at Church before saying. “Um... Shouldn’t we go somewhere else before we do this?”

Luna just sighed and nodded before looking to the bathroom and dragging me into the bathroom. ‘Welp this is one way to pass the time.’

After a rather eventful time with Luna, Luna and me had walked out. She was slightly wobbling, and went to the bed to take a nap while I walked panting and immediately went to the fridge and grabbed a bottle of water before chugging the water till the bottle shriveled up comically. I let in a small gasp as I finished the bottle of water and threw it away before I walked back to the couch and sat down still panting slightly.

“That... Was the best way to pass the time..... Ever. Of all time.” I said leaning back. “Wait where is shirt?.... And I bored!”

Church somehow, was rolling around on the floor, presumably dreaming... He was mumbling something about his brain not making any sense whatsoever. I just moved forward a little and kicked his side a bit.

“Oi! Church wake up!” I said.

He just rolled around more, not giving a fuck. I just sighed a bit and legit kicked him this time. “OI! Church! Your energy drinks are on fire!” I yelled.

“SHIEEEEIT!” Church yelled out as he bolted up and out of the room. I just blinked before shaking my head and going to the bathroom before grabbing my T-shirt and looking out into the hallway.

“Church! I was kidding!” I yelled after him.

“SHIIIIIEEET!” Was the only thing that was heard after him. I put my hand on my chin before walking back into the room and pulling a E-drink out of the fridge. Luckily it was one of Church’s favorites. It was blue mana potion style energy drink.

Then I walked over to the door and stuck the drink out the door and twisted the cap off showing a peel off tab. Shrugging, I pulled the tab off before a strange smell hit my senses.

“What the fuck are you doing.” Church asked in front of me, rather loudly too.

“Well... Now I know how to get your attention.” I said smiling. “You were talking about your brain not making sense and scream shit all over the hotel.”

“Well, someone said my ‘shit’ was on fire.” Church said.

“That’s what you get for not waking. Also don’t use bathroom.” I said handing him the drink and walking back inside.

“What you take dump or sex or something?” Church said holding the bottle.

“Sex yes. Everything else no.” I said taking a seat on the couch.

Church just shook his head before chugging down the drink in one sweep. He shuddered a bit because of the taste but then he just went back to normal. I just shook my head as well before picking up the game remote up. As I picked up the remote again, there was a rather loud ‘CRACK’ that came from outside the door. Needless to say I yelped and jumped three feet in the air.

“DA FUQ!?” I yelled out falling onto the ground. Church was somehow in the kitchen and raiding the fridge before he looked to me and laughed a little. I gave him a quick glare before looking to the door as it was flung off it’s hinges. Not literally, but damn near close.

What I saw made me more confused than anything in my life. I saw Luna looking rather ragged, with a expression of rage, and her eyes burned with a fire of vengeance. “WHERE. IS. SHE!?” She bellowed in anger as she stomped inside.

'Oh shit.'

Author's Notes:

The next chapter is going to be a real zinger. Just warning ya. This was pretty much the build up.