As we walked back to Lunas game room I began to think of what this new relationship meant. I mean would I be treated different for dating a princess? Most certainly. Maybe I should ask Luna if we could keep this secret.

‘No that would be rude. And it would hurt her feelings.’ I thought. ‘I might as well try. I REALLY hope she doesn’t freak out at me. But not now. Later.’

As I just stopped thinking about keeping our relationship a secret I saw that Church and Celestia were whispering about something... And they were looking awfully diabolical about it. I took a few steps closer to try and figure out what they were saying.

‘Knowing those two they are probably planning to prank everything and everyone in the building.’ I thought. Sadly, they stopped talking as I neared. The main reason being that we arrived at Luna’s gaming room.

“Welp we are back.” I said.

“No shit, Sherlock.” Church said

“Oh shut up....” I said giving him a small tap across the back of the head.

“No need to get all upset now, Grumpy.” Church said as he rubbed the back of his head where I tapped him. I chuckled and gently pushed him through the door. Which he promptly and dramatically stumbled and fell down.

“Don’t be such a drama queen Church.” I said while stepping over him. The rest walked through and we saw Shining and Cadance...Well let’s just say we interrupted them eating each other’s faces.

“But Celestia loves drama que-” Church looked at Shining armor and Cadance. And his face went from pretty much plain, to mischief in about 0.01 milliseconds.

“Well hello there!” I said with wide eyes. They suddenly jumped and looked at us. Cadance wasn’t blushing that bad, but Shining armor was redder that cherry mountain dew.

“O-o-oh Hey guys!! We were just um...” Shining started. Then we all burst into laughter as he started. He blushed more and huffed before sitting down.

“Shining. You’re terrible at cover ups....” Cadance said while face-hoofing before joining in the laughter.

We all sat down on the couch while Cadance nuzzled shining in an attempt to calm him. “Oh come on Shining! We were just kidding. It’s not like we are going to blab about what happened here! Right Church?” I said glaring at Church who was not sitting where he used to sit.

I looked around for a moment and saw him nowhere. “Where did he- Oop there he is...raiding the fridge.”

“What?! I’m hungry!” Church mumbled as he had something in his mouth while digging through the fridge.

We laughed for a few more moments and continued the party. After a few hours of gaming, Church raging, Celestia trolling, Cadance introducing herself to me, and Shining and Cadance going off to do something else, it was finally time for Luna to open her presents.

“Alright, Tia, you’re her sister so you go first!” l said giving her a gentle nudge. She just rolled her eyes and walked over to the table to grab her gift. As she walked you could tell she was purposefully swaying her hips. The other thing I noticed was Church’s staring. I could have sworn I saw her wink at the hypnotized human before walking back. He didn’t stop staring though.

“Uh Church?” I said nudging him with my elbow. “You okay?”

“Huh what?” He said as he snapped out of his trance. I looked around and saw everyone looking at Luna while Tia placed the gift in front of her. I don’t think anyone saw him staring....hopefully.

“I hope you like this. I saw it while I was on a business trip and thought you might like it!” Tia said as Luna ripped the present open. I gawked then smiled at what Tia got for her little sister. It was a midnight blue snuggie with Luna’s cutie mark on it.

“Why is her flank so hypnotizing?” Church mumbled. I nudged Church and glared at him. He just continues and I sigh. Luna, on the other hand, was looking at the snuggie as if it was an abnormally fast slug.

“Pray tell sister, What is this?” She said nudging the blanket with sleeves.

“It’s a blanket!” She said with a shit eating grin. Luna looked confused for a moment until Tia continued. “With sleeves!”

“Ooooh” She said with a little awe. After a few funny moments Luna put the giant snuggie on and looked over it. “We love it! Thank you Tia!”

Luna hugged Tia and then it was Cadance’s turn to give a gift. She pulled out a pink box with a small blue bow on the top.

“This is from both Shining and myself auntie!” Cadance said with a happy smile. I saw Church staring again. ‘What is going on in his mind?’ I thought.

The author walked into the blank white space with a another person.

“Hey everyone! It’s me and Alpha here to clear somethings up. All you are probably wondering what’s going through Church’s mind right now...Let me break it down for you.

This is what we see.

And this down below....

Is what Church sees...

That cleared up? Good. We all have these thoughts. If you deny them you will only hurt yourself. “ Slayerbroman said

“Why are we stopping? I thought you said we were buying Ice cream.” Alpha said.

“Oh I just had to clear some stuff up...Don’t look up.” Slayerbroman said while walking off.

“Why would I look up? I’ll just hurt my eyes... Oh and can I have a toy too?” Alpha asked.

“You gonna whine on the way home when it breaks after the first use?” Slayerbroman replies with a questioning look.

“No.” Alpha replied quickly.

“Fine...” Slayerbroman says.

“YAY! I’m going to get a toy!” Alpha yelled out of happiness. They walk off out of sight. Then a door opens and closes.

I quickly blinked and shook my head. ‘Why do I feel like I just had someone walk into my head?’ I thought as I rubbed my forehead.

“Well what are you waiting for? Open it up auntie!” Cadance said clapping her hooves together excitedly. Luna quickly tore into the present and a small cardboard box was revealed. That didn’t even last because it looked as if it evaporated the way Luna opened it up.

Luna let out a small squeal of joy as she picked up a set of rather bulky headphones with a mic attached to the right earphones. Luna put them on and they completely covered her ears and the mic hung down next to her muzzle.

“These are great! Thank you Cadance!” She said slightly yelling. I laughed as Tia began to say things and Luna would just reply with ‘What!?’. I walked over to Luna and gently pulled them down to rest on her neck.

“Those headphones are sound eliminating Luna. When you put them on you won’t hear a thing.” I said chuckling. Luna blushed and chuckled with me. I got a strange look from Cadence and I walked back to Church. “Well you’re up big guy.”

“Like heck I am.... I want to see what you got her.” Church replied

“Let’s settle this the normal way alright?” I said holding out my hand.

“The ol’ Rock, Paper, Shotgun right?” Church asked and held out his hand.

“Scissors Church...Scissors.” I said. “Ready?”

“Who needs Scissors when you have Shotguns? Oh and yeah... I’m ready.”

“Cause bullets bounce off of rocks and rock beats the shotgun.” I said. Then in unison we did the chant. We went through the motions, Although Church said shotgun instead of scissors. He pulled a finger gun and I did rock.

“Welp I win. Your up.” I said with a smug grin. The ponies, on the other hand, just stared at us.

“Damn it.... Fine and wipe that smug grin of your face.” Church said with a groan.

“Nope.” I replied still grinning.

“Okay my gift is.... that big ass gift over there... Just screaming ‘open me’.” Church said whilst pointing at it. He walked over and picked it up with much strain and brought it over.

Luna looked slightly surprised at the large gift and got up. Unfortunately, She was still wearing the snuggie and fell down when she tried to walk. Regaining her footing, she carefully walked over and began to unwrap it. We all just looked at what was underneath, Shining’s jaw dropped, with complete surprise. It was a 50” inch, flat screen T.V.

“So that is why you had to sell some stuff...” I said looking over the machine. Luna on the other hand looked a little stupefied.

“Yeah well... I felt rather bad for showing her that little magnet trick a while back... And besides, its her birthday. You’ve got to spoil her a little.” Church said looking apologetic. I patted him on the back and chuckled.

“Well at least she won’t kill ya now.” I said letting the chuckle take a little more life.

“Well it’s your turn now!” Church said pushing me a little. I sighed and reached into my pocket. Pulling out the small paper wrapped box, I walked over and tapped Luna on the shoulder.

“Welp...’Ere you go.” I said holding it out. She picked it up and began to unwrap it. Soon enough it was open and a small white box was shown. She looked at me quizzically while I gestured for her to continue open the small box.

When she was finished she held in her hooves a small Ipod nano. Midnight blue with black writing instead of white.

“Um what is it?” She asked poking it with one hoof. I chuckled and pushed a small button. The screen came to life and she gasped.

“It’s a Ipod! It does the same as my MP3, just easier to put music onto.” I said. She looked at me with a massive smile. “After you’re done enjoying your party I can help you get some music on i-MMMPH.”

Instead of saying thank you and giving me a hug, She tackles and kisses me. ‘Best thank you EVER...’

Everyone else had different reactions. Tia was smiling with a shiteating grin, Church was fist pumping and chanting “knewitknewitnknewitknewit!”, and finally Cadence and Shining armor’s jaws dropped.

I saw that Celestia was whispering to Church again, but this time she handed over a small bag of some sort.... I guess they took a bet when they were whispering earlier. ‘I would normally say they were jerks, buuuut....I am getting kissed by the goddess of the night, so I don’t give a fiery five fingered flying fu-’ My thoughts were interrupted by Luna separating herself from me.

I took a small silent breath and looked over at the group of ponies and a human. “What? Can’t a guy get a kiss from his marefriend without everyone staring?” I said looking over them.

Cadance got up and walked over to us. “Um, could you excuse us please?” She said. I looked to Luna and she shrugged. I nodded and then Luna and Cadance left. I got up, still smiling like an idiot, and walked over to the couch. I sat down next to Shining and let out a happy sigh.

“So..” Shining began. “..You and Luna...Are you guys together now?”

“Eeyup.” I said with a grin. He smiled back and patted me on the back.

“ ‘Bout time someone came and swooped up that mare’s heart. Good luck to ya. From what I can see you guys are gonna get along fine.” He said giving me a slight confidence boost. ‘This guy is pretty nice when he isn’t breaking down my door and throwing me against a wall.’

I saw that Church had pulled out his phone and holding it towards his ear. ‘He’s calling someone right now?’ I thought... Like if he knew what I was thinking he said

“Look I’m not calling anyone, I’m getting called.” He said before I heard “What the bloody hell are you talking about Church?!” from the phone. And also a lot of techno in the background

“Not talking to you Matt.” Church calmly replied into the phone “Then who are you talking to, mate?” I heard from the phone surprisingly good over all the techno that was being blasted through the speakers of Church phone.

“Um..Church, Who ya talkin to?” I asked while waiting for Cadance and Luna to return.

“Matt... Matt! Christ, Quiet down!” Church yelled into the phone.

“So is that a no on telling me?” I asked not really expecting an answer.

“Matt for fuck’s sake! Someone is asking me a question! No I don’t want you to send over your bitching mom... Yes I want you to send over Bruce with the car!” Church yelled again at the phone.

Everyone looked at him then back to what they were doing and I chuckled slightly. “Seriously who is that?” I asked.

“So he’s on his way? Good! When will he be here? Thirty minutes? Okay. Should give us enough time to do crap before leaving.” Church said this time with a indoor voice. He then hung up and faced me. “Sorry what?” He said.

“Who were ya talkin to?” I asked for the third time.

“Oh that was Matt. Just a nice guy I know.” Church replied.

“Ah....” I replied. I went and grabbed a soda from the fridge again and Cadance walked in with a small skip in her step. Luna walked in with a hoof slowly rubbing her head. “I have a couple ideas of what happened.”

“What kind of ideas?” I heard Celestia ask from behind me. I jumped and nearly spit my soda and of course Church just laughed at my misfortune.

“Not the ones you’re thinking of.” I said coughing a little bit. She just blushed and I chuckled. “And I was thinking of what happens every time a mare or girl gets a new boyfriend. She has the one friend that has to know EVERYTHING.” I said stretching the last word.

“Oh like Celly don’t know everything already.” Church replied sarcasticly.

“Yeah I guess. Anywho let’s finish this up shall we!” I said. Then I felt my phone go off and the stupid ringtone played. I pulled it out of my pocket and looked at the caller. “Huh...It’s my family. One second guys alright?”

I walked out into the hallway while answering the phone. “Herro?” I said into the phone.

“Yes, honey is that you?” My mom said. I did not notice how Church peeked out through the door.

“HEY SLAYER YOU FORGOT YOUR JOINT!” He yelled into the hallway with a huge evil grin on his face. I screamed and punched him out of complete reflex.

“Screw you Church!” I said as I saw him stumble back into the room laughing. “Sorry mom...Friend troubles.”

My mom and me continued to talk for , what felt like, an hour before she gave me a piece of news that nearly made me faint. “So mom other than invading in my personal life what did you call for?”

“Oh right! Honey we aren’t bringing you home for Christmas!” She said and I frowned and furrowed my brow.

“What do ya mean? I thought I was coming home to visit you guys!” I said a little pissed. I wanted to see my family to catch up again.

“Oh but thats the thing! You aren’t coming to us, We are going to be visiting you!” She said. My eyes widened and my jaw dropped. “Honey?...You there?”

I shook my head and put the phone back to my ear. “Well thats great mom! I am looking forward to seeing you guys here!”

She said she had to go and hung up while I just put my phone in my pocket and slumped against the wall.

“Oh dear god I am so screwed...” I said putting my face in my hands.

“You fucking done yet?! You’ve been out there like fifteen minutes now! We’ve still got like 15 minutes left before Bruce gets here!” I heard Church yell from inside the room.

I lifted my hands from my face and looked at him. “Wait I am going with you and your friend? I was under the impression I was taking a cab again.”

“Fuck no! It’s winter right? And winter calls for some power-skidding through the streets!” Church said to me.

“You know thats illegal right?” Celestia asked Church as she peeked her head out the door.

“Oh hush now Celly. Make an exception just for today.” Church replied.

“I thought she already did the way you to have been looking at each other.” I said with a smug smile. “Well mostly Church looking at Celestia.”

“Oh ha-de-fucking-ha.” Church replied with a frown.

“What do you mean?” Celestia asked me.

“Oh well that is an interesting thing. Church here has been looking at yo-” I began

“NO.... Don’t you fucking dare.” Church gave me the evil eye.

“And why not? I think I might want to return the favor you did for me with Luna!” I said still smiling. “Any way he was looking at yo-”

“Wait shut the fuck up! Do you hear that?” Church said looking down a hallway.

“Is that...music? or is that hooves against tiling?” I said looking down the same hallway.

“It’s …. Both?” Church replied looking confused. Then a few guards poured in and one stopped directly in front of Celestia.

“Your majesty! There is a vehicle outside the castle and it’s blaring some strange music!” The armor clad pony said slightly stressing.

“Oh.... Thats our ride Slayer.” Church said.

“Gr~eat. Just what we need. A car that is probably being swarmed with guards right now.” I said rolling my eyes. “Alright let me say goodbye to Luna and I will come with.”

“Alright just don’t take thirty fucking minutes. I’ll wait by the car.” Church said.

I walked back into the room while Celestia and Church sorted out the guard situation. I walked back in and looked around. I probably should have just checked the couch cause she was there getting harassed by her niece. I walked over and sat down next to her.

“Hey Luna I have to go now.” I said giving her a hug.

“Awww. Oh well thanks for coming to my birthday.” She said hugging back. I looked at Cadance and she had a shit eating grin that would make Church jealous.

“Hold that face.” I said. I pulled out my phone and took a picture of her face and saved it. “Anyway, Sorry I have to go, but I promise I will come by soon to help out with that Ipod.”

I got up and began to walk away, but Luna stopped me. “One moment Slayer!” She said. “You forgot something!”

“Huh?” I looked over and patted myself down. “What did I forget?”

“This!” She pulled me in and kiss me again. ‘That was sweet and clever! Cheesy, but still!’ She ended the kiss and then pushed me out the door. I smiled like a idiot and walked down to meet church.

I got to the car and sure enough Church was leaning up against the car with someone else next to him. He was wearing a solid black hoodie. His eyes were covered with reflective, aviator glasses. His jeans were black as well, but the pockets were glowing with neon blue trims. I mean like legit glowing. Faint, but enough to be noticed. His shoes even had the same glowing addtions. ‘Either A) he is a bouncer. Or b) he just likes to glow.’ I thought.

I didn’t have to ask because I could hear them conversing while I walked up to them.

“So... You’re telling me that the most powerful pony lives in this castle?” The guy who, I assumed, was named Bruce asked.

“No fucking shit, why do you think its a fucking palace Bruce?” Church said.

“Actually it’s ponies. There is two. Well three, but one doesn’t move a million ton object in space.” I said as I walked up to him.

“I assume this is the guy you were talking about Church?” Bruce asked.

“Yeah thats him.” Church replied whilst nodding

“Sup? My name is Slayer. I guess you’re Bruce?”

“Yeah thats me, I’ve heard alot about you.” Bruce said.

“Was it me saving Church’s ass or something else?” I said grinning.

“He never mentioned that you saved his ass.... Once” Bruce said looking to his right straight at Church who was grinning sheepishly.

“Alright then...What did he say?” I said rather curious.

“It was mostly stories, like how you and him were on rooftop of the school once ‘cause of a bird that had taken something from you.” Bruce said.

“Oh that story. God...It took my MP3 and I was not in a good mood that day....Sweet ride by the way!” I said as I looked over the car. It was solid black with neon blue edges glowing bright. I mean it’s still light out and I can still see the glow.

“Thanks man... The boss got it for me, he custom designed it too. It’s also extremely tuned.” Bruce replied.

“Well are we fucking gonna stand here and talk whilst freezing our asses off? Or get in the fucking car and go home?” Church said irritated.

“Okay okay, jeez who rammed a baseball bat up your arse?” I said while opening the back seat’s door and climbing in. ‘Hmm. Leather. Fancy.’ I thought as I buckled myself in.

“Alright. Before I start up the car, where are you going?” Bruce asked as he buckled himself in.

“I am going home?” I said questioningly.

“Home as in?” Bruce asked again.

“THE FUCKING DORMS YOU JACKASS!” Church yelled as he was getting pissed off.

“Christ! Calm the fuck down!” Bruce yelled.

“Jesus, what’s up with you today? Celestia get up in your jammy again?” I said nudging him.

“Damnit! Just drive! Matt is going to be pissed if you are missing for too long!” Church said.

“Actually he’s quite forgiving. I can wait for a few moments.” Bruce said grinning a bit. “So what’s this with...What was her name Celestia?”

“Oh fuck not you too Bruce.” Church said groaning.

“Oh dude you will love this...but let’s drive so Church can’t leave.” I said grinning the same. With that he started the car and began to drive off the lot.

“Fuck this.” Church said as he turned on the stereo making this song vibrate the whole car ‘cause of the bass it had.

“Alright sit tight cause this is a funny story...” I said as we were on our way home, but before I could say anything more Bruce power-skidded through a turn and laughed a bit...

“You were saying?” He asked before I continued.

“Well I was saying that- you know what never mind. Tell ya later.” ‘This is going to be a long ride.’ I thought as we power-skidded through another turn.

We arrived at the dorms soon with Bruce doing one last power-skid to stop us. I shakily stepped out and leaned against the car. ‘Well that was interesting.’ I thought. The car it self though were still vibrating from the beats that were coming out of the stereo.

“Well come on dude. We got to go alright?” I said tapping the side of the car signaling Church we need to get going. It was dusk now and I wanted to get inside before having to waste the night away waiting for Church to break his neck by bobbing his head to dubstep.

“Oh right... Heh, that was a fun ride wasn’t it? Anyhow thanks for the ride Bruce.” Church said

“Anytime Church, just remember to swing by. The crib doesn’t feel right without you.” Bruce said.

“Say that to Matt and you’ll get fired.” Church said before chuckling and stepping out of the car. Bruce chuckled with him and before Church closed the car door I managed to get in a last word.

“See ya Bruce!” I said before walking towards the dorms. Bruces reply was to rev the engine before speeding off.

“Nice guy.” I said as Church walked up to me.

“Yeah, I’ve known him for a few years now. Hes the one who told me which off my old stuff that got me the most money.” Church said.

“Huh...Well you are gonna get you chance to see my family by the way...” I said groaning as I remembered my predicament.

“What?” Church said, clearly not getting what I said.

“My family is coming to town instead of me going to them....Ugh what am I going to do?” I said rubbing my head for the oncoming headache.

“Dont fucking ask me! Its your family.” Church half yelled, looking nervous

“What’s up with you?” I said looking at him.

“Nothing! Lets just go inside! I’m freezing my ass off.” Church lied. I can feel it, although it is freezing outside.

“Dude...Come on what’s wrong? I mention my family and you freak?” I say opening the door to the dorms. We walked in and I stomped the snow off my shoes.

“Uh yeah... Its nothi-” Church began before I heard a guitar playing.

“Hey what’s that?” I said stopping for a moment. “It sounds pretty familiar.”

“Its nothing! Lets just go?” Church asked hopefully. Although curiosity was getting the better of me.

“No come on. What is that?” I said looking around. I walked over towards the tune to, hopefully, find it.

“Uh sure I’m just going to go to my dorm now...” Church said suspiciously.

“Oh no you’re coming with me.” I said grabbing his jacket. “Come on!”

I dragged him around until I came towards the tune and stopped when I saw Brony and Hank listening to Hank’s phone.

“Not that bad! Wonder why he was singing this.” He said as he stopped the music. I walked down the hall and waved at them.

“Hey guys! What cha’ listening to?” I said stopping next to them.

“Shit! Let go!” Church said almost in a state of panic, trying to squirm out of my grip.

“What is wrong with you today?” I asked him. “So what is it?”

“Oh nothing. It’s um...Well it’s apparently you singing.” He said. I blinked.

“It’s what now?” I said trying to see if I heard that correctly.

“It’s you singing. Got it from Lyra. She got it from someone else.” He said. I blinked and slowly turned my head to Church .

“Did she now...” Right as I said that Church squirmed out of my grip and ran faster than I could ever imagine.

“RUUUUUN!” Church screamed as he dashed with all his power to his dorm and unlocked the door, flung it open, and entered, closed then locked the door again. All in one fluid quick motion.

“Guys remind me to kill him later. With a ax.” I said walking to my dorm. I got to my door and unlocked it. “And a potato peeler!”

I walked in, not even looking around, and plopped myself on the couch. Then I pulled out my phone and started a text.

“You gonna die later you know this right?”

I sent it off and slipped the phone back into my pocket and sighed. Then the door opened and revealed a somewhat pissed off Lyra.

“Hey Lyra! How are you doing?” I said. She stomped over to my spot on the couch and crawl on top of me to get her face into mine.

“How am I doing? A better question is where have you been!?” She said. I chuckled and hugged her.

“I told you this morning. Out.” I said with a chuckle. She didn’t let up. She forced herself back up and glared at me.

“Tell me.” She said with a determined face. Not only that I also heard some muffled music coming from the other side of the dorm “Church is back home I hear.” she said looking a little bit relaxed ‘she cares for him? IMPOSSIBLE!’ I thought.

“Eeyup! He came home with me. Anyway I can’t tell ya. Yet. I got to-” I was interuptted by a knock at the door. “Huh? Who could that be?”

I got up and went to the door. Before I turned the knob, I turned and looked at Lyra. “By the way we are going to have a talk about how my voice is being heard across the hall....” I said slightly glaring.

I opened the door and saw something I was not prepared for...

“Honey!” My mother said as she hugged me. I was in a state of shock as I saw my family behind the door. They were all wearing smiles and I was confused beyond belief. “Surpise!”

I fainted.

Inside Church’s dorm, Church Looked away from his 47” inch flat screen T.V. and then looked at the door as if thunder just struck outside his door. He looked at it for at least thirty whole seconds before saying

“Something terrible just happened.”

Author's Notes:

A/N: Yeah another chapter!......welp that’s all I have.

The Alpha: I like drinks, Energy drinks in particular.

I don’t anyway...Hey look Chrysalis!

The Alpha: Yay! Changeling! Imma pet her! *runs off*

waitwaitwait! She is in-

The Alpha: AUUUUGH!

Heat....Whoops. *slowly walks away from the scene* Hope he gets away....
Anyway.... Everypony and everybody thank The Alpha for helping me again with this chapter. He is a great guy and you check out his story. It’s pretty good!