I awoke to the feeling of something soft. I opened my eyes and saw the pale blue couch that was in my dorm. ‘Why am I on the co- Oooooooh.’ I thought.

“ugh...My head.” I said as I sat up. I placed a hand on my forehead and gently rubbed my temples to soothe the aching headache that followed waking up from a fainting spell.(No pun intended)

“Well look who has woken up!” I heard Lyra say. “I mean really. Your parents show up and you faint. Seriously?”

I stared at her expression before just sighing. “I don’t mind surprises. I don’t like being THAT surprised.” I got up and walked over to my fridge and pulled out a soda. “Besides...Wait, where are they anyway?”

“Oh they left to go get some take out before coming back. Nice people.” Lyra said smiling. I just sighed again and sat on my couch. Then I got a knock on my door.

“Oh for the love of-...Who is it now!?” I said getting up as fast as I sat down. I walked over to the door and opened it with enough force to nearly rip it off. “Who is there!?”

I looked to find a very confused Hank and Brony. “Um...You okay dude?” Brony asked as he saw my sleepy/frustrated expression.

“Oh you know, going to a party, getting a girlfriend, and then a surprise visit from my family does wonders for my health...” I said letting the sarcasm literally falling off in massive blobs. “You guys need something?”

“Not really. Just wondering why you fainted when you saw those people earlier.” Hank said rubbing the back of his head.

“Well. Now you know! I was going to go play a game before my family comes back. Want to join?” I asked opening the door a little wider. They looked to each other then nodded. We all walked back into the room and started up my Xbox. As we began to play I saw Luna was on and much to surprise(Not really) she was playing Mass Effect.

She asked if I wanted to join, but I declined. I was going to play some Dead Space 2 multiplayer. About halfway through my match I heard something I hadn’t heard in awhile. Classical music. Classical. To make things weirder it was coming from the other side of the hall.

“What the fu...” I said. I gave my remote to Hank and walked over to my door.

“Dude where you going?” Brony asked. I turned to him and with a somewhat serious face said.

“Seeing if the world is ending.” I opened the door and walked across to Church’s door. I knocked on the door and the music almost immediately stopped. But it just continued after a short moments. I knocked again and same thing happened. ‘He must be wearing a headset or something.... Or just have extremely loud on the volume’ I thought

I opened the door and looked inside. I saw nothing out of the ordinary, to be honest. I took a step into the room and looked around some more. I saw that the door to Church’s bedroom was slightly opened I took a few steps closer and the music got more and more loud as I got closer to the door.

I took a chance and opened the door. I saw Church sitting on the edge of his bed, cross legged and with a keyboard on his lap. He was too engrossed in his music that he didn’t notice me in the doorway. I smiled at the fact that I had the perfect opportunity to see something I probably would otherwise not see. Then my expression deadpanned. ‘That...That came out wrong.’

He finished his song with the piano and I gave his a nice loud applause. “Bravo! Encore! Beautiful work!”

Church jumped little and then looked at me with a confused and half annoyed expression
“The fuck? How did you get in here?” he asked.

“Simple locomotion! I walked, opened the door, kept walking, and then I am here!” I said with a shit eating grin. “I never thought you of all people would play the piano!”

“Well... This is the difference between being simply a product with software and being a true musician” Church said motioning toward the piano in his lap.

“Sooo....You like to play the piano as well as making techno and dubstep?” I said.

“I like to think that I walk on the fine line of being a classical musician and being a DJ.” He replied

“So you like playing the piano as well as making dubstep.” I said again.

“For your information all music does not fall into the dubstep category. Infact there are several more categories, take house music for an example.” Church replied with a matter of fact tone.

“Sooooo.....You like playing the piano as well as-” I started again.

“Okay this is getting nowhere. Yes.” Church replied annoyed.

“Alrighty then! Glad to hear it! by the way...My family is here so if you could not get a E-drink hang over again that would be swell!” I said while walking out of the room.

“What?! ARE YOU INS-” Church began, but I slammed the door before he could finish and I then walked out of his dorm.

I walked back into my dorm and sat back on the couch before taking my remote back from Hank. Then my door burst open to reveal a very flustered Church.

“Sup?” I asked while not taking my eyes of my game.

“You are not fucking keeping me from my Energy drinks.” Church replied with venomous tone.

“I never said that! I said don’t get a caffeine high and pass out before waking up and throwing up. Simple.” I replied while slaughtering the necromorphs.

“What the hell is going on here?” Hank asked.

“Long story. Anyway just no going overboard. It’s called moderation.”

“You know that moderation has long since ditched me.” Church said with a small chuckle.

“Want me to steal all of your E-drinks and sell them? Cause I will and then watch as you go through withdrawal.” I said giving him an evil eye.

Church remained quiet for a few minutes before walking over and sitting down in the chair next to me. I heard him silently cursing to himself

“Fine, I agree to you’re terms for now.” Church said as he looked at the T.V.

“All I am saying is drink as much as you want, but not all at once. Space them apart. or just nurse the one you’re drinking at the time.” I said finishing the match and starting as the necromorphs.

“Right... Uhuh, Yeah.” Church said not breaking eye contact with the T.V.

We played a few games before my family came knocking again. I went and opened the door and helped them with the mass amount of plastic bags that they brought. We set them on the island and my mother began to unpack the bags. She pulled out a bunch of medium sized styrofoam containers.

“Um mom. Why are you putting take out on my counter?” I asked her as she just handed me one of the containers and a fork.

“Oh I just thought we would bring some dinner for you and your friends! It’s griffin cuisine.” She said with a happy tone. “It mostly tastes like if you put mexican and chinese together.”

“Well that certainly sounds interesting.” I said while looking at the container.

“DO I SMELL FOOD?!” Church yelled from my living room.

“Aaannd that is why you don’t bring food here.” I said walking back into the living room.

“Where is the food Slayer?!” Church, Brony and Hank said unison.

“It’s in the kitchen and pay and thank my mom for it!” I said as they dashed into the kitchen. I saw my brothers talking to Lyra while my dad inspected the place. He was about to go into Lyra’s room until I ran up and placed a hand on his arm. “Uh dad? You can’t go in there. That’s Lyra’s room.”

“Why would she care?” He asked with his gruff voice.

“It’s her room, her rules....” Church said as he walked by with a container of food in his hands and sat down on the couch with Brony and Hank.

“Got a point. Plus this was her dorm before I got here, so that gives her superiority on rooms.” I said with a matter o’ fact tone. My dad sighed and just went into my room instead. I sighed and went to the chair to the right of the couch.

“So..” My mother began. “You are Slayer’s friends?” She asked my friend on the couch.

“Yup!” Hank happily replied.

“Yes I am.” Brony said with a smile.

“And everyone in this room knows that I’m Slayers bestfriend!” Church said as he jerked a thumb at himself.

I facepalmed as everyone laughed. ‘Tonight is going to be a LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG night.’

“Alright then.” My mom said giggling. “So what is going on in your life so far Slayer?”

“Well...” I began as I opened my food and began to eat. “I made a few friends as you can see. I have been doing fairly well in my classes. Went on a few adventures with my friends here. OH! I got thrown into jail for a day!”

“WHAT!?” All my family bellowed. I choked on the next bite of my food as they yelled.

Church laughed his ass off right there on the spot and when he was rolling around on the floor laughing I heard him say “Great idea to say to your family when you meet them after a few months.”

I forcefully swallowed the chunk of griffin food in my throat and quickly drank the soda I grabbed earlier. “Yeah...Didn’t I tell you last time you called?” I asked her with a sheepish smile on my face.

“NO!” She yelled. I nervously chuckled and rubbed the back of my head. “Now how did that happen!?”

“Ugh....It’s a long story.” I said hoping to avoid the question.

“Well we have all night. Come on! I want to hear how my little bro got thrown in jail!” My middle brother, Rhino tusk, said.

“Now that I think about it... I have not heard the story about you getting jail time.” Church said as he had calmed down from his ‘ROFL mode’

“Ugh...This is not going to end well...Alright everyone get comfy.” I said as I began my tale of the first two days here at the school.

“So that is what happened. It’s also why I wear my coat or a long sleeve all the time.” I said rubbing my arms. I had left out what happened after the incident to avoid the question of hanging out with Luna.

“...So you wrestled a griffin?” My oldest brother, Rasputin, said. I nodded and he got up before putting me in a headlock and giving me a noogie. “That is how you do it little bro!”

“Augh stop it!” I said flailing a little bit and blushing before he let me go.

“Huh.... But this still leaves the question... How did you meet and get together with Luna?” I heard someone say.

‘Aw fuck....Church if that was you then I am going to steal your E-drinks and drink them in front of you.’ I thought as I saw all of my families’ and friends’ eyes fall on me. I almost immediately began to sweat bullets. I politely got up before walking out of the room and into the bathroom.

“Slayer where are you goin?” I heard my dad ask.

“BATHROOM!” I said maybe a bit too loud.

The door to the restroom slammed shut and everyone began to look at eachother.

“So. Does anyone know what that was about?” Lyra said.

“No fu- I mean I have no idea.” Church said looking around nervously.

“Really?” Hank said glaring at Church. (Now remember. Hank is the big scary guy.)

“Jesus fuck would you stop looking at me? Its creepy as hell you know.” Church replied even more nervous.

“Not until you tell us if you know anything.” He said as he gently set his food down.

“I don’t know anything.” Church put down his food and slowly started to get up out of the chair.

“I would stay where you are boy.” Slayer’s father said joining in the glare. Church carefully sat back down and picked his food back up. “Now tell us. Do. You. Know. Anything?”

“No.” Church said with no emotion in his voice.

“Are you sure?” Slayer’s mother said also attempting to get info out of Church. “Because we would really like to know. All of us in fact.”

“Why is Brony all quiet? He might know something!” Church said pointing at Brony. Brony just sighs and goes back to eating.

“Yes, but he was not the first one to say something. Nor is he sweating enough to fill a pool.” Rasputin said.

“Thats just fucking great.... Place the blame on me...” Church muttered under his breath.

Then as if to save Church from a fate of being mauled and beaten by Slayer’s family, Slayer walked back into the room. “So what’s going on?” He asked acting a little shifty.

“Ask him why don’t you!” Church half yelled to everyone before taking a huge bite of food.

“Ask me what?” Slayer said walking over and picking up his food then taking a bite.

“About how you met this ‘Luna’.” Slayer’s mother said.

“Oooh her!” Slayer said. “She is this girl I met off Xbox live! Turned out that she is in canterlot and wanted to meet up. So I during my off days I would go and hang out with her. No big deal.”

“But I only know one pony named Luna that you might have been hanging out with.” Lyra said looking to Slayer.

“A~nd?” Slayer said giving her an evil eye. She quickly shut up and went back to eating. ‘Thank you dad for this dangerous gift.’ Slayer thought.

“Oh my god! Luna!” Church yelled as he threw a pamphlet into the air. “Luna is the pri-”

Slayer threw his fork at Church’s face before he could continue. Then he grabbed the pamphlet before anyone could see it and hid it in his seats cushion.

“Whoops dropped my fork!” He said getting up to grab another one.

“Fuck my face....” Church cursed silently rubbing a sore spot on his face. “That was fucking smooth....”

“I thought so.” Slayer said quietly before walking past Church with a new fork. “Now is that all?”

Like if Hank knew what Church was saying he continued it “Luna is the princess of th-”

“Mass Effect Multiplayer! She is amazing at that game!” Slayer interrupted.

“Fucking smoooth.....” Church said with sarcastic venom dripping of his words.

“Church I have another fork and a container of piping hot food. Want to continue talking?” Slayer said glaring at Church.

“Doesn’t Slayer mean Princess of the Night?” Brony asked.

“Fuck...” Slayer cursed while looking down.

“Wait what? Like the rulers of this place?” Rhinotusk said.

“Yeah! There are two of them! Princess Celestia and Princess Luna! Celestia raises the sun and Luna raises the moon!” Brony informed. Slayer was facepalming and was completely out of options. Brony then realized what he said and what it means what Slayer has been doing. He quietly looked at Slayer like everyone else, except Church... Who was really scared if he was going to die or not by Slayer’s hand... And he was also afraid that Slayer might reveal his little secret.

“Well?” Slayer’s father asked. Slayer sighed, but kept his face in his hands.

“Let me guess. You want the real story, right?” Slayer asked. He didn’t have to look up to know everyone was nodding. Except Church, who still was scared out of his mind. “Well alright then...It started after all that crap in the prison...”

“And that is the story. Any questions?” Slayer finished. Everyone mouths had dropped at the story. Again Slayer avoided the fact that he was now dating the princess, but gave them all of the other details. Church had drenched the chair he was in by now, but finally relaxed. Slayer hadn’t mentioned any of his exploits with Celestia and he wasn’t hurt.

“So you’re saying that for the past three months that we have been asking what’s new and you never thought to mention..Hmm. THAT YOU’RE HANGING OUT WITH THE PRINCESS!?” Slayer’s mother yelled. Slayer quickly shushed his mother and looked to the door.

“Okay first I didn’t mention it because A) you wouldn’t have believe me unless I told you in person. And B) because somethings are best left untold.” He said. “Anyone else?”

“Sooo.... Do you like her?” Lyra asked. All eyes, yet again, were on Slayer. Except Church, who had fallen asleep from the stress without anyone noticing.

Slayer just blinked and stared back. “Well?” His mother asked.

He let out a sigh and nodded. Everyone gasped and woke up Church. “Augh fuck my head.... What have I missed?” he asked quietly.

“Well what did you expect?” Slayer said getting a little pissed/worried. “You spend time with someone you like and has the same interests as you and in the end you’re gonna have feelings for them!!”

Everyone was silent. Slayer’s father had stopped looking at him and had found the floor very interesting. His mother had not taken her eyes off him and his brothers were attempting to work everything out in their heads.

“Have you acted on these feelings?” His father said surprising everyone else in the room. The room fell silent again as they waited for the response. Church was close to falling asleep again before Slayer answered.

“Yes, I have.” There was no gaspes this time. Only awkward silence and Church, who again, managed to fall asleep.

“And how did you do it?” His father said.

“Well it was at her birthday not more than day ago and my friend, Church, here made me do it because...I actually don’t know other than to embarrass me.... And would you look at that. He’s asleep.” Slayer said looking at Church. He gave him a light tap on head.

“W-who?” Church asked no one

“Rise and shine, Church.” Slayer said looking at Church.

“What? Did I fall asleep?” He asked

“Yeah. Ya did. Anyway.” Slayer responded.

“And? what did she say?” Slayer sighed and looked his father directly in the eyes.

“She said yes.” Slayer said with a smile that could only be described as rebellious, angry, and happy.

“Not to be rude here.... But what the fuck are we talking about?” Church asked clearly confused.

“About how I told Luna my feelings.” Slayer told Church.

“Alright now we have to know. What happened exactly?” Slayer’s mother said. Who then looked at Church with everyone else in the room.

“Another rude question... Why the fuck is everyone looking at me?” Church asked again confused.

“Well you helped me out, so we are going to tell them. Alright?” Slayer more or less demanding than asking.

“Ahhhh.... Fuck. Alright.... Fine.” Church said.

Slayer and Church finished their tale of how Church helped Slayer get together with Luna. Church had left out how he had recorded Slayer singing, but included everything else. Except the ride home because that was story for another time. When Slayers parents weren’t around.

“So yeah that’s the end.” Slayer said. Then he put a hand on his chin. “Hey Church?”

“Yeah?” Church asked.

“What happened after you left?” Slayer asked

“Oh. I got a picture of horrified ponies.” Church asked.

“I thought that was before? I mean after you left me and Luna alone.” Slayer said.

“I... Got lost?” Church said hesitantly.

“Got lost...I doubt that. What really happened?” Slayer asked with an inquisitive stare.

“I hate people and their fucking stares...” Church muttered under his breath. “Oh yeah I was fiddling around with my phone.”

“That’s not all is it?” Slayer said urging him to continue.

“An~d.... I walked into the food court!”

“And somehow ended up in the hall to Luna’s game room? Which is on the other side of the castle.” Slayer said with a deadpanned expression. “Look. Just tell us! It’s not like you were stalking a random pony and stealing glances at her flank!”

Church suddenly started coughing really violently. “Actuallythatmighthavehappend” Church spurtted out quickly.

“....” Slayer just stared. “So..Uh. Which pony was it?”

“Ce... No I’m not fucking telling unless someone gives me ten bucks.” Church said.

Slayer gets up for a second and went to the kitchen before the sound of silverware was heard. “How about now?” Slayer yelled

“Oh ha-ha.” Church replied

Slayer walked in and butter knife next to Churches head. “You said no chair legs. This is a butter knife.”

“What are you going to do? stab me?” Church asked looking to Slayer and grinning.

“Nope. I am going to repeatedly smack you on the tips of your fingernails until you talk.” Slayer said with a sadistic smile.

“Fine! I bumped into Celestia and you know how she always cracks sexual jokes around me... Guess how fucking awkward it was meeting her alone in the hallway?” Church replied a bit grumpy.

“That’s it? nothing else? You made me get up and grab a knife to learn that?” Slayer said
honestly disappointed.

“Oh and she um was all up in my face, pressed me up against a door and then swayed her hips hypnotizingly when she...walked...a...wa-” Church said and almost started drooling “What were we talking about again?”

“Well now I know why you two were so chummy when we found you!” Slayer said chuckling.

“Oh and yeah I was actually lost.... I had to stalk her a bit before she found out that I was doing that..... And she um.... Cracked more sexual jokes.” Church said.

“Well that certainly explains a lot!” Slayer said. Then he began to chuckle. His gleeful chuckle soon turned into a full out laughter.

I was too busy laughing my ass off to notice that everyone was staring at me and Church. ‘Oh Celestia! That massive tease!’ I thought.

“Oh my god that is hilarious!!” I said in between laughs.

“Oh laugh it up Slayer...” Church said.

“I think I shall!!” I said before laughing some more. I started to calm down, but didn’t stop. I grabbed my soda and took a sip in an effort to calm myself down. I somewhat worked, but I was still giggling like a dumbass.

“Would you stop laughing? It’s annoying as fuck.” Church said annoyed.

“I *snicker* I am sorry. It’s just that is so like Tia...hehehe” I said with the laughter still seeping into my voice.

“Oh... You are so fucking pushing me here....” Church said growing more impatient.

“I am sorry I just can’t help it!” I said still chuckling.

“You know what?” Church started. He picked up his phone out of his pocket with a headset. “You keep laughing and I will listen to music...” He said as he put the ear buns in his ears and started some music.

“Alright then. So is there *Snicker* anything else?” I said turning to my family and other friends.

“Did you have sex yet?” All of my brothers said in Unison.

Let’s just say I did something worse than a spit take. It was more like spit take, scream in pain as it gets in my eye, and fall backwards. “What on god’s green earth would make you ask that!?” I yelled at my bros from my spot on the floor.

“Well. It kinda seems like the question to ask.” Rasputin said. I got off the floor and corrected my chair before sitting back down.

“Well to answer. No, we have not had sex yet.” I said as calmly as I could.

“Thank god.” I heard my dad mutter. I ground my teeth for a moment, but didn’t say anything. Then I looked to my clock above the T.V. and sighed. It was fairly late, so that gave me a reason to get everyone out of my dorm. “Well guys. It’s about time for you all to go. Thanks for stopping by.”

“No problem at all! We are going to be in town for the whole week, so don’t be a stranger!” My mom said. I chuckled and nodded. I got up and opened the door for my family as they walk out. I felt my arm get grabbed by someone. I looked to my left and saw my dad glaring at me.

“Son. We are going to have a long talk tomorrow.” He said before walking out.

“Looking forward to it.” I said laying the sarcasm on thick.

“Well we better get going as well.” Brony said tapping Hank on the shoulder. He nodded and they walked out. Now it was just me, Lyra, and Church.

I sighed and went to my chair before slumping and rubbing my eyes under my glasses. “Fuck my life...” I said.

I looked over to Church and saw him sitting there quietly mouthing lyrics. ‘since when did he start listening to songs with lyrics.’ I thought to myself. ‘It might be a good idea to call Luna nad tell her what’s going on.’

I walked over to my Xbox and turned it on. I went to my friends list and sure enough Luna was on playing Borderlands 2. I sent her a Private chat request and grabbed my mic.

“Hey Luna you there?” I said a little stressed out and glum. She must of picked up on it because she sounded worried in her response.

“Yes. We are here. What is the matter Slayer? Thee sound distraught.” Luna responded. I sighed into the mic and slumped against the couch.

“Oh it’s nothing too big. Just my parents are in town.” I said. She was quiet for a little bit, but she responded.

“Well that tis nothing to be worried about.” Luna said. “In fact it should be a good thing!”

“It would be if they hadn’t pried into my personal life.” I said.

“What does thou mean?” Luna asked sounding a little worried now.

“Well I told them about what has been happening recently. Like what was going on in school, how I ended up in jail because of a fluke, and how we got together.” I said with more than just worry in my voice.

“....”

“You okay Luna?” I asked. I heard her sigh into the mic.

“May we ask how they reacted?” She finally said.

“Well I think am not sure about my mom. My bros seemed to be completely okay with it. But my dad....I am worried about the most. He wasn’t the most open minded guy back on Earth.” I said running my hands through my hair. “He said he wanted me to talk with him later tomorrow. Don’t worry though. If he wants to say what I think he wants to say I am going to stand up for you.”

“For us?” Luna asked.

“Well I am not going to budge if he asks what I think he is. I am going to defend the relationship even if he doesn’t approve. I did it once and I got smacked for it, but I still did it! Pretty much don’t worry.” I said. I heard her sigh again. ‘Hope that one was a relaxed sigh.’ I thought.

“Is that Luna in the voice chat?” Church out-of-nowhere asked.

“Um...Yeah it is. Why? You want to talk to Tia?” I asked teasingly.

“Ha... Ha... Whatever I just got a question for Luna.” Church replied.

“Alright alright come here.” I said patting the couch next to me. Church jumped over to the couch and sat down next to me. “Here!”

I pulled off the headset and held it out for Church to speak into.”Well? Speak!”

“Oh... Right, Anyways Luna. What did you think of the new T.V. I got you? Never got the chance to ask that.” Church said into the mic

“Oh yes! We love the new television!” Luna said.

“Awesome! Cause you know... I’m still feeling bad for that magnet trick.... I don’t know why, but I can’t let it go.” Church replied a little saddened.

“It tis alright! It is not like ye meant to do it on purpose.” Luna said forgivingly.

“Good to know! Now I won’t keep you from your boyfriend anymore.” Church said as he scooted away from the mic.

“Well thank you!” I said sarcastically. “Anyway. It’ll be fine. I will talk with my dad tomorrow and see what he is all about.”

“Alright! Fair thee well Slayer!” Luna said slightly dramatically.

”Yea you too Luna.” I said. She left the chat and I turned off my Xbox. “Well I am going to go get some sleep. For once.”

I got up and walked to my room. I opened my door and saw that my dad had been rummaging through everything. I sighed and fixed everything back up before flopping onto my bed into peaceful slumber.

I blinked as I found myself in the Ishimura from Dead Space 2. The plastic coverings everywhere and the odd writing on every wall I saw.

“Well this sucks.” I said out loud.

“Tell me about it.” Someone with a raspy voice said. I screamed like a girl and whipped around. I was soon staring at the large mangled form of a necromorph. We stared at each other for a while before he said.

“Boo, motherfucker.” In a extremely raspy voice.

I screamed again and then punched him into the wall before running away. I heard something following me closely and I was beginning to freak out.

“WORST. LUCID. DREAM. EVER!!!” I yelled into the halls.

“What makes you think this is a dream?” A voice echoed through the halls.

I ran by one of the shop stations and I touched it. It brought up the shop menu and I pressed on the free riot suit. I walked into the chamber and let the suit get put on me. After it was done I also took the Plasma cutter. I turned around just in time for the necromorph to be right in front of me.

“AAAHHH DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!!” I said as I emptied the entire clip into the jerks body and then into the limbs. It fell the the ground as a limbless torso and I was huffing and puffing.

“That..*Huff huff* will show you!!*pant* fucker..”I said as I stomped on the body. Credits flew from its body and I picked them up before buying ammo for my gun.

“That twas a little overkill was it not?” I heard a girl tell me from behind. I, yet again, scream and turned around pointing my gun at who spoke. It was Luna wearing a smirk and a helmetless version of the Elite Vintage suit. I lowered the gun and sighed.

“Jesus Luna you scared the fuck out of me. Too bad you’re just part of this dream.” I said.

“Who says we are part of the dream?” She says.

“I DO!” A raspy voice from the hall screamed.

“Ah god damn it...” I said as I pointed my gun down the hall. Luna turned and her helmet folded over her head before a Pulse Rifle levitated up to her side. Soon tons of necromorphs spilled from down the halls and began to swarm us.

It kinda felt like Luna was cheating because she had a Pulse Rifle while I was stuck with a Plasma Cutter. Nonetheless we slaughtered the monsters.

“Slayer! Watch out!” I heard Luna yell and pointed behind me.

“Huh?” I said dumbly as I looked behind me. I saw a swarm of those pack necromorphs. “AAAUGH!!”
Then I felt something fall into my hands. I looked down to see a Line Gun in my hands. From under the mask I grinned evilly and pointed the laser at the group of monsters. I pulled the trigger and watched as the swarm got ripped in half from the blast. I laughed like a madman and reloaded the weapon. Then I pointed it in the other direction and shot it’s alternate fire. A large blinking orb was launched and stuck to a necromorph in the group in front of Luna. They all exploded and sent body parts all over the place.

“Oh my god this is the most fun I have had in a dream yet!” I said with glee. Since I had some breathing room I looked up and saw three small lines up there and someone waving before disappearing ‘Either so am I dreaming that there is another survivor here.... or there is someone more here with me and Luna.’ I thought

I shook my head and saw Luna’s helmet retract again. Then I felt my helmet do the same. “Well this is an interesting way to spend time together.” I said to Luna as she walked over.

“Well. We thought we should spend some time with thee before thine’s big meeting tomorrow.” She said standing on front of me. I smiled and hugged her armored form before looking around.

“If I may ask. Why the Ishimura from Dead Space? Not exactly the most romantic place.” I said chuckling. She blushed and smiled.

“Thou spoke so fondly of this place that we thought that ye would enjoy this.” She said. I smiled and laughed.

“Well you were right. I did enjoy doing this. Too bad it’s going to end soon.” I said looking around.

“Actually since this is a lucid dream. This is going to last for as long as you're asleep! So enjoy it while you can!” Luna said prepping her gun. I did the same and looked around for more enemies.

“LOOK OUT BELOW!” I heard someone yell from above us and a few seconds later a huge necromorph hit the ground with a heavy thud. “God damn it there goes my loot!” ‘that sounds like someone familiar’ I thought

“Well that is interesting. Hey Luna why are they all talking?” I asked her as the brute slowly turned around.

“Hey. It’s thous mind. I just made this a lucid dream.” She said as she aimed her rifle.

“Good point.” I said. Then the thing rushed us and we ran away screaming and shooting our guns at it.

A/N: Well that’s the end...Of the chapter! Thanks for waiting and a merry Christmas to all of y’all!

The Alpha: Oh Christmas... One fucking cold season. I hate it. But love the presents.

Oh hush you. Anyway....MERRY CHRISTMAS!! AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

The Alpha: Happy new year my ass. Going to be the same crap all over again! ONE HUGE DEJA VU! Isn’t that like Deus ex Machina? or something?

I dunno. Now Cya everyone! Say goodbye to the nice people and ponies alpha.

The Alpha: Bye! *waves* Psst. Buy me stuff.

*smack*

The Alpha: Never mind.... I’m a sad panda now.... *goes off and sits in corner*

Chrysalis go cheer up Alpha.

Okay! *Walks off to Alpha*

This is going to be interesting... And possibly creepy... I’ll just walk over there. oh and sorry. The A/N feature wasn't working. *walks off*