We walked back into the room while luna was playing her game. We walked over to the table and grabbed some snacks before Church began to badger me about my ‘debt’ to him.

“So how are you gonna do it?” He asked.

“Do what exactly?” I asked. He gave me a deadpanned expression and stared for a moment.

“Really? You don’t remember? Goldfish memory right here... Anyways, Confessions. Ring a bell?”

“Oh god. Do I really have to do this? I mean....Right in front of all the ponies?” I said gesturing to the group of ponies that were happily enjoying the party.

“Ye-” Church started. He then noticed that Shining armour had moved away from the mini fridge. “Hold on... Im just gonna...” He quickly made his way to the mini fridge, opened it and pulled out a energy drink. All in one swift motion before returning to where I was.

“Now where was I?” Church said before taking a sip from his newly opened can of redbull. “Oh yes... Yes, go confess right in front of the group.” He said, with a huge, devilish grin on his damned face.

“You know I can’t do that....I am too chicken...” I said while rubbing the back of my head. I took a moment to go to the fridge and pull out a soda. “Cola nice..”

I walked back and leaned against the table.

“Can you please repeat that?” Church said with a smug smile on his face.

“Repeat what exactly? The fact I am chicken when it comes to women or what Luna had in her fridge?” I asked while sipping on the drink.

“HAHA! I got it on tape!” Church yelled gaining looks from everyone in the room (again). “God... Don’t mind me...” he said a little bit embarrased.

“Got the most well known fact in the school on tape? Oh no!” I said with fake dread. “You really need to listen to gossip more....”

“I was more talking about the fact that you are gonna scream since well.... Check your arm.” Church said whilst looking at my arm.

I looked down and saw a spider. I blinked at first and slowly reached onto the table. My hand worked it’s way across the table until it felt something. “YAH!” I yelled as I brought what was in my hand onto my arm.

I probably should have checked what was in my hand before attacking the spider because I put a plastic knife an inch into my arm.

“GRK....*Whine*...Church...get me some napkins.” I said while not letting go of the utensil.

“GHAHAHA!” Church just laughed at my misfortune.

“GET THE FREAKING NAPKINS...” I yell/whispered to him.

“Oh my god you are.. ha.. fucking stupid... Heh... Fine take a chill pill.” Church said as he reached for the napkins on the table. The thing he didn’t notice was I missed the spider and it crawled onto his drink.

Bad time for Church to be arachnophobic. I wildy remember one time walking in to Church’s dorm and noticed that he was running around with a bat trying to kill a daddy long leg spider. You know... The small spiders with freakishly long legs, pea size body, and can’t bite you. Anyways, he was basically screaming “DIE MOTHER FUCKER!” over and over again since he kept missing with his bat.

I had to take the bat away, put him outside, and then I put the small thing outside on a tree next to his window before telling him it was okay. Then I had to search the place for webs.

“Um Church?” I started. He had handed my some napkins before picking up his drink. I put the napkins around the wound and was watching the small spider crawl all over the drink.

“What? I handed you the napkins! Now you want some redbull? The fuck man, you are really needy today”

“CHURCH! Look!” I said nodding my head towards the drink.

“Look at what? The drink? What is wrong with it?” Church said as he started to inspect the drink. I took my hand on the makeshift bandage and pointed to the offending arachnid.

“Oh nothing just that...” I said with sarcasm dripping from my words.

“Huh?” Church placed a hand on the top of the can and spun it around and saw the small spider. He then flinched so much that he on the verge of tipping over both himself and the chair he was sitting in.
“Woah... Woah! *Crash* AGGH! Fuck!”

“Dude...Spider!” I said pointing to the small creature still on the drink.

“I’m going to murder that fucker!” Church said before getting up and grabbing the drink. He barely missed the spider as he took the can in his hand.

“Where is it?” He asked before it crawled onto his hand. Then there was silence, for about two seconds. Before Church erupted into a girlish scream. Earing looks from all of the ponies in the room (for the third time)

He began to freak out until I grabbed him and just slapped the spider leaving a small smudge on his hand.

“Ugh.... Really? You had to kill it on my fucking hand?” Church asked.

“Shut up. You didn’t stab yourself.” I said as I remembered the knife still plunged in my arm. I sighed and grabbed it. I whimpered as I pulled it out. Imagine a giant splinter in your arm. That is pretty much what it felt like.

Remarkably the redbull it self was still standing on the table and did not spill one drop of energy drink, to Church’s fortune. I sighed and grabbed some fresh napkins before applying them to the wound. I went into the bathroom and looked for something to stop my arm from hurting. I found a small gauze and some aspirin.

“Either this is for when Luna’s hoofs get locked up and when she get’s headaches from staring at the screen for too long...Or she is just always prepared....Or both.” I said.

“She’s got what in there? I fucking hope its aspirin, cause my headache is still here. And its like a killer hangover.” Church said. I chuckled and took a couple extra pills.

I walked out and put two in his hand before patching up my arm. “Ugh that’s better....now what were we talking about?”

Church took one aspirin and some redbull then swallowed “Uh.... Something about, Con... fess... Oh right. Confessions!” Church said. Again with that devilish smile on this darn face.

“Okay okay I will...Just not right now okay?” I said as I finished up with my arm. It wasn’t too bad, just hurt like hell. ‘Why am I always hurting myself somehow?’ I thought as I inspected it.

“We will do this the hard way then...” Church said then turned toward Luna and the other’s, he then stood up from his chair and walked over to them.

“Oh Luna...” He started

“Church I will get something worse than a chair leg...” I said hoping it would do something.

“Okay... Everybo- I mean pony! Slayer wants to confess something!” Church said with a huge grin on his face.

“I hate you so much right now...I wish that spider was still on you.” I said while face-palming.

“Oh I know you love me.” Church said back with a smile on his face.

“I am going to put a spider’s nest in your bathroom and reverse the lock on your dorm door, so I can lock it from the outside....” I said glaring at him.

“Well incase you haven’t noticed everyone is looking at you right now. hehe.” Church said almost collapsing with laughter.

“Well fine... um..uh...” I began. “WELL let’s see...Um...where to start?”

Church, Luna and the other were waiting patiently on Slayer to start. All looking at him with a smile, except Church. He was basically having the time of his life on the expense of Slayer.

“Well..what is it Slayer?” asked Luna. I let a gulp escape me and I sighed.

“Okay...okay okay okay...How do I put this? Um...Luna?” I began.

“Yes?” She answered.

“You know how we have been hanging out a lot right?” I asked she nodded. “Well...Um during that time I began to...You know what? Fuck it...Luna I have feelings for you! There I said it!” I yelled before running out of the room.

The room was silent as the door slowly closed. With a small click everyone began to look at each other. Except Church. Who was currently standing there with a goofy smile on that damned face of his.

“Um....what happened?” Shining Armor said.

“Well it seems like, Slayer... Confessed” Church said with a little sarcasm in his voice.

“Well I saw that coming.” Said the pink alicorn called Princess Cadenza.

“How?” Church asked.

“He~llo? I am the Princess of love!” She said to the human.

“Seems legit.” Church said while looking at the pink alicorn with a confused expression.

“Ugh. Look everypony should have seen this coming. He was the first pon- person, Sorry, to accept her. He introduced her to videogames, movies, soda, Etc. They hung out for who knows how long. It was bound to happen.” She said with a matter-of-fact tone.

“Huh... That does seem awfully legit... Besides you sound more like a spy right now. But I’m not pointing fingers since that explanation seems pretty much logical and if not the most logical right now. By the way, who are you?” Church said and asked.

“Oh I am Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, but you may call me Cadance!” She said with a happy smile.

“My name is Lenoard Alpha... But you can call me Church like every other sane pe- … pony? Does.” Church said as he held out his hand to shake with Cadance. She placed her hoof in his palm and shook his hand.

“Alrighty now that we have the introduction out of the way... I’m going to track down Slayer and stop him before he goes on a rampage.” Church said as he quickly went over to the door and opened it. “Oh and i’m not kidding about the rampage part.” He turned around to see all the ponies in the room have horrified expression on their faces.

“HAHA! I’m just kidding! You should all see your faces right now.” Church said before quickly taking out his phone and taking a picture. “AWESOME! I even got a picture!” He said before quickly running out and starting his search for Slayer.

They all watched as he left and they turned to Luna. “Hey Luna you okay? You haven’t said a word.” Celestia said with a little worry. Luna just looked at them and walked towards the door.

“Luna, where are you going?” Celestia asked.

“We..we are going to go give a response.” She said as she walked out.

“Well this has been...eventful?” Shining said. The last two ponies left just stared at him. “What?”

As I left all of those ponies behind in Luna’s game room I was looking at the picture I had taken before I left.

“I got my self one awesome christmas postcard” I said to no one particular, I was still laughing a bit from the expressions they had.

They were genuinely horrified probably at the small word ‘rampage’ I mean come on. Slayer can tell when I’m joking but my humor seems to be too cruel around ponies. I might have to tune down the jokes but I don’t really give much of a fuck to care.

I walked down the hall looking at random stuff in my phone until I heard someone mumbling/singing outside. I walked out and saw Slayer sitting down out on a balcony. It sounded like something I heard from the other side of the hall when I was walking down hall to my dorm.
I must tell you right now... I’ve always thought that Slayer had a bit of weird music tastes but I can’t complain that much.

As I walked closer I could hear a instrument accompanying his singing. Then I heard what he was singing. (Imagine on the guitar.)

I walked up silently listening in to what he was singing... Classical music.... Ugh. So fancy.

Luna, won't you guide me home?
Luna, won't you calm my fears?
Princess, alone I pray to you,
Princess, I don't know what to do

He... He actually didn’t have that bad of a singing voice. Too bad he never took the singing lessons in school. Oh well thats his problem not mine.

As I just stood here I was thinking ‘What do?’

Won't you tell me how to break this spell?
The darkness ever present in my mind?
Are the shadows alive? I can't tell,
Are there puzzle pieces I am meant to find?

Oh... Break this spell? Really Slayer? How cliché. That gave me an idea infact! Haha! This is so going to be good.

I took out my phone and navigated the menus to the record option. I opened it and started recording the rest of his singing and I had no idea how long that was going to be. I was hoping this wasn’t a ten minute song because that would overload my phone.

Never felt so helpless, nor so trapped,
I can't escape, I'm drowning,
Until I look up in the sky enraptured,
For you have found me,

I just kept quiet as he continued... And why does the air smell like pizza?

And this night I know I am by your side
And this night I know I don't have to hide
Luna, you have guided me home
Luna, you have calmed my fears.
Princess, I give my thanks to you
Princess, I give my thanks to you.

My stomach quietly growled as the music came to an end. I ended the recording and opened up a text and attached a file. Then I sent it to Lyra and I also wrote a message to her.

[Listen to this Lyra,For it sounds better than you when you play the lyre. Hey! That rhymed!]

I was going to wait for a respond text from Lyra, but decided against it since well. Slayer was looking like some sort of emo right now. And it hurts me just looking at him like that, even though I will never admit it. I really fucking care about that guy, yeah sure he might walk my nerves sometimes and I’ve only known him a few months but looking back at all the dumb shit we’ve done during those months... He’s like my brother and I can’t just let him wallow in depression or whatever he’s doing right now.

“That backfired didn’t it?” I said out loud. He turned around and looked at me. He had a few tears, but wasn’t crying. ‘Totally was crying.’ I thought.

“Yeah you could say that I guess.” He said while slumping a little. He put the guitar he was playing it on the ground next to him.

I walked up and leaned against railing on the opposite side of the balcony from where Slayer was sitting and looked over the landscape. ‘Pretty awesome view. Oh hey! Look an eagle!’ I thought

“Pretty nice view isn’t it?” I asked Slayer.

“Heh yeah I guess....It’s even better at night. Not kidding. try it sometimes you will really see a difference.” He said as he looked out. He sighed and put his head in his hands. “I fucked up didn’t I?”

“I must say. You handled it pretty well, until you said ‘Fuck it’ thats when shit went down south.” I answered truthfully.

“Yeah...Maybe I could have chose some better words. and maybe running away wasn’t the best idea either...” He responded.

“Look, I have no idea why you are sad... But you should be at least happy that you said something before the winter holidays, I know that you are going back somewhere.” I said.

“Yeah...I guess. It would suck if my family came here, right?” He said with a half hearted chuckle.

I chuckled with him before saying “I can see it in front of me. Three other guys looking exactly like you. That shit would be so fucking confusing, not to mention you would be hard to find.” I said before laughing.

“Yeah..You could tell a difference though. Height. All my bros vary in height. My oldest bro is 5ft 10, My middle brother is 6ft 1, and my third bro is 6ft 5. You could tell the difference.” He said joining in the laughter. “Best part is I am the youngest!”

“Oh that is Awesome! You being the youngest means you can do all the stupid shit and get away with it!” I said thinking back to kindergarden when you could do anything and get away with it.

“Not really. My dad was a bit of a hard ass. I got away with some stuff, but anything BIG got me in trouble.”

“Oh... I don’t know why but this reminds me of a song.” I said thinking about one special song.’

“Hmmm?” He hummed.

“It begins something like this... Ahem” I coughed a bit to clear my voice.

Some things in life are bad, They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you’re chewing on life’s gristle don’t grumble, give a whistle.
And this will help things turn out for the best.

I sang that bit. Slayer just looked at me questionably, like I’ve gone mad or something... Well I can’t help that I might be a bit Loco in the Coco.

“Oh crap.... I might have sung that part.” I said to no one in particular. He chuckled and picked up the guitar again.

“Hey remember this song? I played it when you blew everything up on that LAN server I made.” He began to pluck the strings to play a familiar tune.

“Oh yeah... That was fucking awesome. I remember how everyone was raging at me afterwards.” I heartily chuckled at the good memories and smiled afterwards.

“Yeah and when I played that over the mic everyone just shut up.” He said with a smile. “Hey..Thanks for coming out here.”

“Heh... Its the least I can do of all the time you’ve covered my ass.” I said with a huge smile on my face.

“Yeah, it is the least you could do isn’t it?” He said with a laugh. “Look thanks for making me do that. I probably would have been too chicken shit to do it if you hadn’t made me. Did, uh..Luna react at all after I left?” He asked.

I turned around and leaned against the railing with my back and looked at the door way. I saw something dark blue moving. ‘Speak of the devil...’

“Well...” I said as stood up properly although a bit wobbly after all of this leaning I almost tripped, but I regained my balance and looked over the railing and immediately regretted my decision to look down.

“Hey Slayer... Have I ever told you that I hate heights?” I asked

“Um Nope. Why do you live in a 2 story dorm with a window if you have vertigo or height phobia or ...just your hate of heights.” He asked.” And why did you not answer my question?”

“Nevermind my question about having told you about heights... Because” I turned and started to walk back inside. “She can probably tell you herself”

As I said that Luna passed my side and I walked back inside, I felt my pocket vibrate and as I checked what it was I’ve received a text from Lyra. Just when I was gonna respond to it I heard Luna say

“Hi Slayer.” and it made me think of ‘great sexual tension’ I’m not entirely sure why either.
I also made the bad choice of trying to text and walk. In a corridor filled with stuff. And with my luck. Shit was bound to happen.

So as I was just strolling through the hallway I bumped into someone... or rather somepony.

“Watch where the fuck you are goi-” I looked up as I said that and guess who the fuck was standing in front of me.... Princess Celestia. Of all the fucking ponies. It had to be her.

“Why hello there Church.” Celestia said. I gulped and was pretty much trying to back way. Since well when it comes to me and apologies. I downright royally suck at them.

“Oh fuck me...” My brain had some bad word choices.

“What was that Church?” Celestia asked taking a step forward. I instinctively took one step back, since Celly looked a bit menacing right now

“Uh... N-Nothing at all Celly. Fuck! I mean Celestia.” I stammered out.

“Ye~s Church?” She said with a somewhat suggestive tone whilst taking yet another step forward.

“What are you doing Cel...estia?” I said as I took another step back.

“O~h nothing. Just looking for something to ‘do’.” Celestia said with the same tone. Took a large step getting right in my face. I swallowed hard, since I was not sure what she was gonna do right now.... but my brain got the suggestion she made.

I was nervous, had the most powerful alicorn basically in my face and I’m pretty sure she is horny. ‘NO WAIT... BAD BRAIN BAD!’ I leaned back a bit with my head to get a little distance
between me and Celly... But as I leaned back Celly just closed the distance between my face and hers.

“This is getting really creepy you know.” I said trying to take another step back, but instead I backed into a door.

“Oh I prefer to think of it as insistent.” She said getting even closer. “Now Church? I want to know something and you better tell me the truth. Okay?” She said. ‘Fuck... Shes gonna ask me about the vase ain’t she... Plan B activate! Door behind me escape route found.’

“Uh yeeeah....” I said as a grabbed a hold of the knob and twisted it ‘I hope to fucking god this doesn't lead to a supply closet’ as I opened the door and burst through it what I saw was...

“A bathroom... Are you fucking kidding me?” I deadpanned and sighed.

“Oh I think that it is quite alright. Now back to my question.” She gently turned me around to face her again. “Now I need you to answer honestly okay?”

I nodded. “Where is my sister?” she said with the same tone before backing up and smiling.

I exhaled loudly. “Phew... for a few seconds there I was...” Celestia looked at me questioningly. ‘If I finish that sentence I’m fucking screwed.’
“You know what.... Nevermind. Oh and to answer your question she’s just down this hall...” I said. “At least I think she is.” I added quickly since I’ve been walking and looking down into my phone quite a while.

“Okay thank you Church!” She said as she began to walk away. I could not help, but to stare at her flank as she walked. It was swaying hypnotically...

“Uh Church?” I quickly looked up as she spoke. “I think it was a good thing we stopped by the bathroom. If you get my ‘point’.” She said and turned the corner.

“HA! Good one Celly!” I yelled. I then realized how hungry I was... I’m going to regret this. I went after Celestia since I have no idea where I was or where I was going.

As I got up to the corner, I peeked around it to see that Celestia was walking down the hallway. I looked for any cover to use since I would be sneaking after her. I decided to fuck the logical option of asking her where the food court or Lunas game room were since well. That would only lead to Celestia cracking more sexual jokes. I swear sometimes I think she is coming on to me.

As I looked down the hallway and saw a conveniently placed cart. I had no idea what it was doing there, or how it got there. But I sneaked up and took cover behind it.

“Um Church why are you following me? Didn’t you get a eye full earlier?” She said as she turned to my hiding spot. She giggled and sat waiting for me to come out. So much for that plan... Well maybe if I... Um... Shit. Well here goes nothing.

I stepped out of my cover and looked at her.

“Well? Is this just some devious ‘plot’? Or do you actually ‘need’ something.” She asked giggling at her puns.

I walked up and stood beside her then threw my left arm around her and raised my right arm in the air while saying.

“Sexual jokes.... Sexual jokes everywhere” before bursting out laughing. She soon joined in with the laughter before Luna and Slayer came walking down the hall.

“Well well well. I knew Celestia was a hound dog, but Church? I guess everyone has their preferences.” Slayer said chuckling. Celestia blushed and I groaned.

“Why did you have to go and put that image in my head?” I said whilst looking at Celestia, then i looked at him.

“Oh come on! That was perfect! Besides Celestia isn’t just some kind of mare that bangs every pony/person she sees. I mean come on!” Slayer said while chuckling.

“I trust that you’ve worked out your problems with Luna now?” I asked Slayer. Before walking over and leaning against Celestia. Who just blushed and looked at me.

“Yeah everything worked out...” He said. “Speaking of problems, what’s up with you and Tia?”

“Huh? Oh yeah... We are in a relationship.” I said with a very bad or perfect poker-face. I have no idea.

“Normally I would say something derisive or mean, But that is honestly...The WORST poker face I have ever seen.” Slayer said. Oh well, it was worth a shot.

I just laughed at his comment and smiled.

“So what happened with you two?” Celestia asked.

“Oh that is an interesting story.” Slayer said.

“Hi Slayer.” Luna said as she walked up next to me.

“Hey Luna. Are you uh...you um okay?” I awkwardly said. She just chuckled and looked at me.

“We should be asking thou that question.” She said. I smiled and gave a small chuckle. “Well? Art thou?”

I sighed and leaned back. “Yeah I guess you could say that. Kinda more or less worried if I fucked everything up or not.” I said running a hand through my hair. “Well? Did I screw everything up or did I just make an ass out of myself?”

She chuckled and sat down in front of me. “Well I will admit it was rather...Abrupt, but it still did put things into perspective.”

“Like....What exactly?” I asked looking at her curiously.

“Well why thou were always staring at us for a few minutes before looking away.” She started

“Okay I neve-...okay once.” I agreed.

“How thee always seemed to know what I needed before I asked.”

“That could have been just simple courtesy!” I stated.

“The way thou showed me all those songs.” She said.

“I did that the first time we met!” I somewhat yelled.

“How thee helped us when my neck cramped up from long nights of gaming.”

I began to speak against that then stopped. ‘Damn...The one thing I can’t deny.’ I thought.

“So...How long have you harbored these feelings?” She asked. I sighed again, lifted my glasses, and rubbed my eyes again.

“That...is kinda hard to explain.” I stated.

“Well we have all day. Come on tell us!” She said playfully nudging me.

“Okay okay...Well, I guess it started about a month or two ago. We had so many things in common and the same taste in music. I loved the night, You're gorgeous..” I was letting it all out now. ‘No point in holding back now.’ I thought. “....We love the same videogames, you love to go outside and meet people or ponies regardless, You don’t give a damn about what others think unless they are your friends, Your a amazing artist, and..and.. I could go on, but then I think I would die of oxygen loss...” I said. I let in a gasp and then panted for a moment.

“Wow.” She said. I looked at her and she appeared to be thinking about something.

“You okay?” I asked. She sighed and looked at me.

“Thou really feels this way?” She asked. I place a hand on my chin before saying.

“Hmm- Yep. I do. No doubt.” I responded.

“Well then. Come here.” She said. I complied and sat down next to her. “Now we need thou to look us in the eyes and tell us you have feeling for us. The proper way.”

I gulped and did as I was told. I looked her in the eyes and cleared my throat. “Alright..Luna? I have been meaning to tell you. That I....SON OF A BITCH WHY IS THIS SO HARD!?”

“It’s alright take thee time. If thou means it then we can wait.” Luna said. I sighed and tried to summon up what little courage I could.

I took a deep breath and started again. “Luna...I have been meaning to say this for a while now, but was too much of an jackass to do it. It took a kick in the ass from a good friend to finally say this, but here goes....Luna. I Love you.” I said before letting out a massive breath and looked down. I looked back up and saw her smiling. “Did I do good?”

Instead of answering Luna lunged at me and kiss me with enough force to knock me over. Emotions from all directions were coming at me. Many emotions came at me, but most of all I was happier than I could have ever been in my life and the complete surprise that the girl I had a crush on was kissing me. ‘Life is good....’ I thought.

After a few minutes she ended the kiss and she looked at me. “Thou did just fine.” She said with a smile.

“So yeah that’s the story.” I said with a happy sigh.

“Not bad.... I take Luna’s your Gir- Mare? Friend now?” Church said questionily.

I thought about it for a moment till my smile grew even wider. “Yeah I guess so...”

“Well then... Let me be the firs-” Church started

“Congratulations!” Celestia said

“SONOFA … Stole first gratz.” Church gave Celestia the evil eye.

“What?” She just Smiled sheepishly at Church.

“Heh heh Well thank you...Both of you. Now let’s go back and finish this one’s party shall we?” I said giving Luna a playful nudge.

“Hell yeah! I’m totally up for it. Besides I left my Redbull there.” Church said

“Is that all you care for?” Celestia asked him.

“No I care for little ol’ Celly here too.” He said with a playful smile

“Oh you!” Celestia said back.

“I swear you two are made for each other...” I said shaking my head. “Well come on now let’s go!”

We all began to walk back to the room until I pulled Church back for a moment. “Hey Church? Look I just wanted to say thanks. If you hadn’t made me do that I don’t think I would have been able to do it at all. So as far as I am concerned....You have redeemed yourself.” I said and held out my hand.

“Hey don’t mention it. Actually wait! Do mention it! Since everyone in class seems to steal the credit for everything I help them with!” Church said as he took my hand and shook it. I laughed out loud and we walked back.

‘Today was a good day.’ I thought as we walked.

Author's Notes:

Yeah another long chapter! Everyone clap your hands! or Hooves!

Church: Or wings. Those work too.

Yes they do. Anyway everyone thank Alpha or “Church” as he likes to be called. For the long chapter.

The Alpha: I still do like me though! Also, I must say. We did one fine job on this chapter never thought we would pass 5k words.

Agreed. Anyway again We love you guys, Have a nice night, morning, afternoon, or midnight! CYA EVERYBODY!! :P

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