I instantly jerked awake and moaned in my throat. I noticed that I was laying on a bed with what felt like sheets on top of me. The first thought that came to mind was 'hospital'. Oh god... I wonder what condition they found me in. My eyes instantly widened the farthest they could. I nervously moved my hand over my right temple and gently pushed down. To my relief there was no hole, and I instantly let out a large sigh.

Every nerve in my body cried out in pain. "How in the hell did I survive?" was all I could think. I began to worry about what opinions people would begin to form about me if they found out what I did. "God, everybody would lose respect for me," I thought to myself. "They'd think I'm a suicidal loser. All those years of faking happiness all to waste." I swallowed sadness and tried to crane my neck to observe my surroundings. Even the slightest movement brought me near to tears. "I wonder what the hell that dream meant." All I could remember was falling into a lake then being moved to fall into a building. I could only remember up to that point. The rest was hazy and I couldn't draw any sort of sense from it.

I began to hear voices outside of the room I was. I tried my hardest to ignore the excruciating pain and dialed into the conversation as best I could.

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"Well, what in the tarnation is it?" asked a voice I somewhat recognized.

"Whatever it is, I'm not afraid of it!" smugly replied another voice I recognized faintly.

"Girls. I looked through every book I had in the library and yet I couldn't find anything about it. Unless if my inventory is wrong, it's nothing Equestria has ever dealt with!" sounded a worried voice.

"Whatever it is we should throw it a 'Get Better Soon' PARTY!" exclaimed a high sounding voice. It's almost as if every vowel carried some force that could instantly make you smile.

"It is a he and he doesn't seem very mean. He's also badly injured, so please try not to scare him badly."

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At this point, I knew something was fishy. None of these people sounded anything remotely like doctors, except for the last voice. I then stored all my energy, and tried my best to moan as loudly as possible. Their conversation ended quickly and the voices went silent. I then heard small movements on the other side of the wall and slowly a door opened. I managed to raise my neck ever so slightly to see a cyan hoof enter through the crack of the door. I blacked out.

A few hours later...

My eyes cracked open slightly to see a bunch of colors explode in my face. My eyes strained and tears began to flow down my face. 'Argh' was all I managed to say. All I heard were shrieks and when my eyes finally adjusted I saw 4 ponies cowering in the corner of the room, and the same cyan colored pony standing in front of me defiantly.

"Now you listen to me... you. Don't you think that you can sit around and boss me and my friends around because you're bigger than us," claimed the cyan colored pony.

I then laughed loudly and coughed in pain at the same time at my discovery at who I was talking to and where I was.

"S-stop that. Why are you laughing?" questioned the pony I now recognize at Rainbow Dash.

Now, at this moment when I recognized Rainbow Dash, my mouth immediately reformed into something that resembled melting ice cream and I immediately stopped any forms of intelligence. You don't understand what it's like for this. Rainbow. Dash. Is. My. Idol. I mean, for the love of sweet baby jeebus, I own a shirt that has her peeking out of my chest as if it's a cloud. If I hadn't done what I did, I would probably be sitting at the front of my door waiting for 2 more shirts to arrive that all revolve around her. My avatar for my YouTube account is Rainbow Dash with black shades. My Xbox skin is her doing a sonic rainboom with the caption: "20% cooler in 10 seconds flat." Recognizing her was like a unicycle riding an elephant juggling two orange-colored tire irons exploding into my face. I went into total fangirl moment, and before I did something stupid and probably socially degrading, my brain hit the abort switch that sent me into lala land for the day.

Again, sorry for the small chapter.  I feel like it's my duty to provide you guys with a new chapter AT LEAST every day. At least I'm making slow but steady plot progression.

Edit: Took advice from a friend and decided to keep the quality up by sacrificing more frequent updates. To prevent writers block, I've been keeping a notepad with me to jot simple ideas down which I can put together like a puzzle into something (hopefully) entertaining and logical. I've also re-written the ending part of this chapter into something that I'd most likely do if I was thrust suddenly into this situation. It may of been a bit overboard to most of you that know me, but remember: this is me as a person in this world. Create a mental image of me based on how I react and you will enjoy this Ponyfic much better. -FrostBite

Y u guys no add me on Xbox live? I need moar people to play BF3 and MW3 with. I have a sexy voice if that's enough reason to add me.