4 Hours Earlier...

"Today is going to be simply divine, Fluttershy," exclaimed Rarity. "With all of the attention I've been getting from the Canterlot ponies, I haven't had a good days rest since 2 weeks ago! This is exactly what my body needed."

"I agree," purred Fluttershy. "It's been a long time since we've had a girl's day out."

"How true. We're going to feel wonderful. It's a shame that Twilight and Applejack are missing out."

"Well... I'm pretty sure that they're quite busy. So much to do after all."

"Whatever. I know that for a fact that after this, we're going to look stunning darling."

Fluttershy blushed and they started their walk from Rarity's boutique to the spa.

"Oh hey Pinkie. What's up with the hat," asked Rarity?

"WelltodayIwokeupandstartedtowalkbutthenIfellbecausemytailwastwitchingsobadly."

"Twitchy tail... twitchy tail..." Rarity and Fluttershy immediately jumped into cover, fearfully looking up in the sky for any signs of danger.

"Oh silly gooses, I never said it was going to happen now," exclaimed Pinkie Pie while she bounced around. "I'd say sometime around noon, like that time when you want to eat something sweet but you're afraid that it'll ruin your lunch but you do it anyway and you don't eat anything for lunch and then you eat lunch later and then you eat dinne-"

"OK. Ok Pinkie I get it. Do you have any idea how large this thing is gonna be?"

"I'm not really quite sure, but..." Pinkie Pie stops to examine her leg and pokes it a little. "... somewhat around the size of a pony and a half."

"Ok then, I'll be sure to keep a lookout for any objects plummeting from the sky."

"Okie dokie lokie! I'll be at Sugercube Corner if you need anything sweet!"

Pinkie then vanished and the pair continued onto their plans.

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"Oh fuck I'm going to hit that blue patch of land. Wait, that's... water! Oh thank God. We're going to land into a lake. Still gonna hurt like a bitch, but better than ground."

I began to prepare myself a few minutes ahead before I was going to hit, when suddenly a flash of colors appeared past me. The speed from the object was so fierce that it actually changed the path I was heading. I looked down to notice what used to be a lake below me now is a building. Fuck aerodynamics.

"God damnit." crash

Before falling unconscious, I managed to raise my head and look at my surroundings. There were two colorful horses staring at me, mouths open gawking. One of them was yellow with a pink tail and mane, and the other was an albino, marshmallow looking one with a purple tail and mane. I wondered what they were looking at until I looked down at my chest. Blood stains were sprouting all over my t-shirt, and one of my broken ribs was sticking out of my skin, throbbing slightly.

I blinked hard twice and succumbed to slumber.

I got the .44 Magnum in BF3 today, and that thing is a wrecking ball that can fit in your pocket.