"Psst... hey dumbass. Wake up."

I coughed and snorted at the same time, waking up suddenly. "Wha-, what's going on?" I was dazed and glanced around left and right to only see light blue.

"We all know what you did back there."

"How the hell can you possibly know... oh wait a minute. Glad to see you live and kicking."

"Shut up you selfish bastard," smugly replied my brain. "We had something going there."

"What the hell do you mean," I fumed mentally. "You know just as much as I did how much we hated our lives. We lost everything we cared about, and your shabby preference in women didn't help at all either."

"Well still," admitted my sadistic, logical brain, "you did go overboard."

"Well you know what, I'm glad I did it. I sat there and made myself miserable thinking about stuff I could do to make the world right, and guess what? I did something. I gave a defenseless woman the freedom she wanted, fast enough to make it back to my place and take a shower before New Years." I thought a smug image in my head. My brain immediately countered with a

image, and I rolled my eyes.

"Well... you did what you felt was 'righteous' and it's time to face the great beyond."

"Speaking of the great beyond, this doesn't look anything like Heaven. You don't think I went to He- No no no. Not that."

I suddenly felt the calm breeze against the hair on my arm pick up speed. "Who left the A/C on?" I glanced downwards to realize a small, poofy object begin to form into a more developed structure. "So, I'm going to die after I die? Ok then." I then shrieked like a 9 year old girl as I continued to fall. I flailed my arms around uselessly, hoping to the lord that I would magically learn to fly with only my arms. Sadly, that's not going to happen, so I only looked stupid. "Oh my god I'm going to DIE!"

"Me too!"

"Shutup."

:c

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"Mommy! I'm going to be late for the Wooooonderbooooolts," whimpered the little filly.

"Well let's hurry up then! You're the one that wanted to say 'Hi' to the gray pegasus with the silly eyes," replied her mother.

"Ok well then let's go!"

They started to speedwalk toward the stadium, but suddenly the girl stopped and perked her ears up.

"Oh not this again," sighed the mother.

"Mommy? Do you hear that?"

"Hear what honey?"

"aaaaaAAAAAAA OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooodd..." silence

They both stared at the human-shaped hole in the middle of the street.

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"I'm not dead? I'm not dead! I'm not deeeeeeead! YEAH!" I quickly fist pumped and regretted as I looked down once again.

"I'm dead."

Sorry or the short chapter. I just wanted to write something humorous from all of this depressing backstory.

Level 14 in Borderlands! :D I got some fancy shmansy sniper that would even make Big Macintosh say 'Eeyup.' Guess that's just about it.