"Pillows?"

"Check!"

"Graham crackers, marshmallows and chocolate?"

"Yep!"

"Ideas for scary stories?"

"I got one!"

"Check! This sleepover should be ready now!"

Only we're not even...

I know, sundown will happen before that happens.

Very well.

I'm glad you decided to read last night.

I needed to know a few things about this place first. I'm surprised I'm not even tired.

You are resting in my mind.

Touche.

"Well, I'm ready!" Rarity said. "I did like the last sleepover we had Twilight."

Ugg, girly!

I'm a mare.

Did I say that I care?

You're impossible.

"Hey Twi."

"Yes Rainbow?"

"Ready for tonight?"

"Of course." And maybe we'll get some answers.

"Great! Oh look, the Sun is setting!"

The six mares went over to see the sunset and were hoping that the curse would not reveal itself.

It did. The mares toppled over in pain and soon were replaced with the six humans in a white flash. Deadpool was the first to recover.

"Man! I can never get used to that!"

Yes you can.

No I can't.

Hey, how's Nikolai?

I'll check.

"Hey Nikolai? You alright?"

"Da, drunkenness helps with pain."

"Typical." David said, helping Harry and Stryker to their feet.

"You know, if it weren't for fact that you drive, I would kill you like with first wife... She was bitch."

"Let's just go to the car and see the princess. The sooner the better."

Link, who had recovered already, nodded in response. Maybe he'll finally find out why he was brought here.

David hit Nikolai with all the pillows, once. The enhanced strength of David really made the hits the equivalent of a heavy-weight boxer's punch.

"OW! What the hell was that for?"

"So things won't get suspicious for the mares."

"Fine, but you owe me drink."

"Excellent! Move on out!"

The six moved to the vehicle that was on the outskirts of town. After getting in and buckling up, David went over his choices.

I'm not in the mood for deadmau5 anymore. How about... AH HA! KMFDM!

KMFDM?

David choose a soft opening for the song set, Rip the System by KMFDM, and drove off.

Link seemed interested in the new music. It was different, as it seemed slightly more aggressive.

As the gunfire sound effect began to play, David looked at the other's reactions. Link was interested, but seemed to have a distaste in the industrial metal. Nikolai was thoroughly enjoying it with Deadpool. Harry seemed indifferent. Stryker seemed skeptical.

Synth began to enter the song and the group was now increased in their original reactions. David seemed disappointed at this.

Once again, nothing.

Dammit, I thought that might be more enjoyable.

Maybe you should have eased into it.

Verdammt!

I like it!

Strange.

Not my first choice, but good.

Oh, my...

This is... okay.

The outro began, and the group was almost to Canterlot. David thought it was time to be more aggressive, so he put on Free your Hate, by KMFDM.

"Ladies and Gentleman, Hau Ruck!"

A build up of the music began. When it ended, the group was surprised, at least Link was, at what this music was like. He covered his ears to try to block it out.

It was truly aggressive. David was enjoying it, as was Nikolai and Deadpool. Link was hating it.

This is horrible!

I know!

An epic guitar solo played, making it very metal and brutal as a Heavy Metal fan would say. A radio-like message soon played afterwards. The guys couldn't discern what it said, but it was negative sounding.

The same radio message played, the crowd was cheering, as if it meant much more than hatred.

That was not... Oh my... I hated it so...

Too aggressive? Too bad!

Why you.

"Hey look! We're here!"

Indeed, they were right next to Canterlot... Castle...

"Oh crap."

David accidently crashed through the front doors of the castle and skidded to a stop in front of Princess Celestia. The men in the car were needless to say, shocked.

"Ahh, dammit! Everyone okay?"

"Yeah! Watch where you fucking drive, dumbass!" Nikolai said in anger.

"I deserved that insult. My first accident in, like ever."

"You never drove before last night?" Stryker said incredulously.

"Yeah, I guess. I hope the car ain't damaged too badly."

David turned to see the princess with an annoyed look on her face. David rolled down the window to talk to her.

"Heh, sorry about the door."

"Nevermind that for now, I think I figured out how you got here, and why."

"Great! Lead the way." David said as he and the others got out of the car. Needless to say, they all went out a bit sluggish this time. David looked at the car and quirked an eyebrow.

"Huh, guess this is indestructible."

"Like me?" Deadpool said.

"I don't kn... wait! You, indestructible?"

"We're discussing our special skills here, right?"

"Right, but how does..."

"All will be explained, let's just go to that place, where we are doing... that... thingy."

Not really creative. If I must say so.

I agree.

Yep.

I still think the three of us should be friends.

With benefits?!

Nah.

Aww.

"Quit it you three."

"I didn't say anything." Stryker said.

"Oh, did I say that aloud?"

"Yep, pretty much."

"Oh, my bad. Let's go and maybe get some tacos too."

With no other reason to complain, the group of seven went over to the library to discuss the circumstances of the humans' arrival. Celestia began.

"Now, I'm sure you are all aware that you have somepony stuck in your minds."

"Some... pony?" Harry said.

"The mares in your heads."

The humans gave understanding nods and noises. David spoke next.

"Well, why are we here? Why take a cop, a drunk, a swordsman, a wizard, a mercenary, and myself to this colorful world?"

"Excellent question and I found out that when you arrived, it was due to a spell."

A spell.. Oh no! It couldn't have been...

What are you talking about?

But, I'm sure it was my magic that brought you and these other humans here in the first place.

Let's not jump to conclusions.

"The spell from a pony most familiar with me." Celestia started.

It so my fault, I'm sooo sorry for...

"It was a spell from my father, cast 1000 years ago."

The humans gave surprised looks. Twilight was more confused.

Wha...

"How the hell does that work? Stryker asked, clearly not really understanding how and why a single pony would summon six unknown men to an unfamiliar world, from the distant past.

"I do not know why, but I last saw my father cast one last spell before passing away long ago. I was never sure how it worked, but it clearly was used to summon you, the residual magic is still on you six."

David stepped forward. "Bullshit! How can he even know who we are? And how can you know your father died 1000 years ago? How does..."

"Some questions were never meant to be answered David, but even if I knew how he knew, I still wouldn't know why."

A brief pause made things tense between the two.

"Right." David said after a few moments. "So what could make us special?"

"You six, are special. Because you six have something that would truly change Equestria forever."

"What is it, princess?" Harry asked.

"You six are the corrupted forms of the Elements of Harmony!"

The humans gave surprised looks. The mares in their heads were even more confused. David stepped forward.

"How are we corrupted? Stryker is a officer of the law, and Harry and Link are clearly people who know right from wrong."

"Corruption doesn't always mean evil, young one. It just mean that the ways of using the elements are more... dark for a lack of a better term."

David gave a skeptical look, before stepping back. Deadpool then gave an assumption.

"Maybe I'm the guy who laughs at the misery of others. And Stryker will kill for saving a life. And Nikolai, being drunk, is always honest. And Harry can used darker magic! David's a dick."

"Hey! That was uncalled for!"

"And Link thinks he such a badass! Ooo, I has a sword that looks cool, but is probably useless!"

Link gave a very annoyed look, but didn't retaliate. Ugg, that is outright insulting.

"Well, that pretty much the gist of it. As for David's new look, I found out how."

"Tell me, that glowing stone hurt to touch, that's for sure."

"That stone, known as the 'Stone of Armament' was to be given to the human who was capable of thinking up multiple weapons that nopony has ever seen before."

"Me, well that is amazing. Especially since I can do this." David soon summoned a minigun, causing Nikolai to do a rare spit-take with his vodka. He now was really jealous.

He can summon any fucking weapon! That lucky, fucking asshole!

Wow! Just, wow.

"I know, it's awesome!"

The humans were speechless. David made the gun disappear, and lean against a bookcase with smug look on his face.

"Well, yes. There are five others scattered through Equestria. I believe that these will also unlock special abilities that would help you in this prophecy."

"Well, where are they?"

"Here is a map."

"One's in the Frozen North, the 'Never-ending Attack' relic for the Corrupted Element of Honesty."

"Me?" Nikolai said. "I guess I can go to frozen place, I am Russian bear!"

"Meaning you're fat." David said.

"Whatever, it'll help."

"Stryker, the 'Amulet of Combat' is in the Badlands."

"Alright, better be ready for anything."

"Link, Neighagra Falls is where the 'Trifocal Power' is."

Trifocal? That can't mean... Link looked at his hand, and saw a faint glowing of the Triforce of Courage. He shook his head, hoping that it is not a cruel twist of faith.

"Deadpool, your's is in the Hayseed Swamps. The 'Statue of Confusion' was its name if I recall."

These names are getting lame.

No doubt.

"Harry, your's is under Canterlot actually, so you can go now. As a matter of fact, you all can go now."

"What about me? What can I do?" David asked.

"Well, I got a diplomatic peace signing tonight with a rival country. If that is successful we won't have to worry about these creatures again. You can be my bodyguard."

"Bodyguard? I can do that."

Are you even competent enough?

Of course, just don't distract me.

Very well.

"And you guys, you going to be okay without each other?"

The others nodded. They all had instances of fighting alone, with no help.

"Good, we'll all go tonight."

"Hell yeah!" Deadpool said.

"Alright!" Nikolai said.

"Yeah!" Stryker said.

"Very well!" Harry said.

Link just gave a strong nod as a response.

"Good I'll have the guards take you to these locations immediately. David, if you would come with me."

"Okay your royal highness. Show me what you do in diplomatic situations."

Celestia smiled at David. He didn't seem to care whether she was royalty or not. He just cared for the character of said pony.

The seven split up, unknowing of what would happen later on.

(A/N I am requesting a person to draw a good cover image for this story. Anyone who can give it, send me a message and I'll get back at you.)