The sun had risen, and the humans glowed a bright white. When the glow dissipated, the ponies that were forced to be the humans were now in their place and in control. None of them were conscious, but they were waking up soon.

Twilight woke up drooling on a book. When she realized that she did that, she frantically tried to dry it off before any damage was done.

"Oh good, it's still good. I must have been on one of my all-night study nights again."

If only that were true Twilight.

Twilight froze, then gave an annoyed look and groaned. "I thought that was just a bad dream!"

It wasn't. There was David, Nikolai, Link, Deadpool, and Kurtis.

Alright, at least you and I are on good terms.

Yep, but don't get any ideas. I'm married.

Twilight gave a confused look, but shrugged it off. Don't worry, you're not my type anyway.

Alright. What to do today?

"TWILIGHT! TWILIGHT!"

Twilight turned to see three fillies, three familiar fillies.

"What is it girls?"

"Scootaloo found a strange box object just outside of town! Check it out!" Apple Bloom said.

"Alright Apple Bloom, I'll check it out. Can't be that dangerous, right?"

High speeds and very heavy... you can guess the rest, right?

Don't even Harry.

Rainbow Dash woke up laying against a tree. She didn't know why she was there instead of her cloud home, but...

Hey! You awake yet?

Rainbow widened her eyes, and mentally groaned. She then took off for home. Yes, I'm awake Stryker. You really need to find a way to stay in my home.

Why?

I live in the clouds.

Okay then.

Rainbow ended up at her home and went straight to her bathroom to take a shower.

Don't you even get off at this.

Why would I get off at a pony showering when I prefer human women?

Exactly!

In all seriousness, we need to know as much about this world as possible.

I'm sure the princess will tell you tonight. Right now, I got a job to do.

And what is that?

Managing the weather.

Stryker sighed. You know, at this point, even the weather being manual isn't a surprise.

You don't have ponies controlling the weather where you're from? Rainbow asked as she got out of the shower.

No, I've seen people control the weather as a way of attacking, but it mostly works on its own.

Sweet Celestia, I can't even think of a world like that.

Imagine a world where an evil tyrant kills your best friends, and takes your world as his prize, that's my home there.

Rainbow gasped. That was the most depressing thing she had just heard from the humans. She now felt sympathetic for the S.W.A.T. officer, she could not be in the place of him at this point, but she could only imagine.

I'm... I'm so sorry.

Don't be, what's done is done. Right now, I got a new responsibility, and I'm not abandoning it until the very end.

Rainbow smiled as she left her home.

You know, you are a very loyal pon... person. I starting to like you.

Same here. Hey look!

Rainbow saw the car David drove last night and swooped down to look at it. She saw Twilight and the Cutie Mark Crusaders there.

"Hey guys, what's up?"

"This thing, Rainbow." Twilight answered.

"Looks like a statue-sculpture... thingy."

"Thingy..."

Even I know that was a lame way of saying what a car is.

Shut up!

"Well, what could it be?" Rainbow lied, already knowing what it is.

"I don't know, but I'll have the princess pick it up tonight."

Hey, doesn't she know that someone owns this? More specifically my new friend, David.

How is he doing now anyway?

Rarity had already woken up and primed herself up, but this morning was already horrible for her.

Bitch!

Ruffian!

Gem-whore!

Imbecile!

Words cannot describe how much I hate you.

I agree! Words cannot describe how much I hate you.

Why us?

Fate can be fickle. It just happened to hate us and put us together.

Fuck me!

We'll have to deal with it, I supposed.

Fine, I'll be quiet, begrudgingly.

Rarity looked at the calendar and knew one thing.

Guess what David.

What?

Spa day!

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

...UUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!

Are you done?

Yeah, pretty much.

Good, we're here.

This is the worst possible thing to ever happen to me in my life.

Now you know how I felt when I was forced to follow you last night.

I hate you.

I hate you as well.

Rarity went in and saw a familiar face.

"Fluttershy, ready for our spa trip?"

"Oh, of course."

So this is what a spa is like, I've only heard of them before.

Then you'll like it Link, but it is a bit pricy.

Then why do you go?

Rarity pays for it all, and she has had a lot of bits to spend after her dresses became popular.

Bits?

The currency we use.

Oh no, I guess my rupees are useless here then.

I guess so.

"The usual, please." Rarity said. Aloe nodded and took the two mares to the usual spa treatments. The reactions of the humans were different.

Boring...

Interesting.

Applejack woke up on the ground in front of her home. She didn't know how, but then a familiar voice came in.

Man, I am still drunk in mind of sober pony. I wonder if I stay drunk.

Applejack sighed and snuck in. She slowly went to the her shower and prepared for a long day's work.

So, what is your name, cause we need to know who we're insulting, ehh?

Ah'm Applejack, and yer Nikolai.

You know what, fuck you! I don't like you.

Same here, drunk.

You know, this reminds me of day sixth wife died, she should not have snuck up on me in shower.

Ah'm choosing to ignore that.

Fine, be that way... Bitch!

Applejack finish, dried herself off and went out to the hallway, where she saw her brother.

"Oh, hey Big Mac. Sorry 'bout comin' home late."

"It's alright, s'long as you're okay, Ah'm fine."

"Really, thanks big bro."

"EEYUP!"

Man of little words, like brother-in-law. I hate that bastard, should kill him when I'm out of this world of tiny horses.

Ponies.

I don't give a shit.

Applejack sighed internally and went over to the breakfast table to see one thing off.

"Where's Apple Bloom?"

"It's summer if Ah recall."

"Oh right. Well, what's fer breakfast?"

Big Macintosh turned around and took a dish out, a platter of apple goods.

Pie? Isn't that bad for breakfast?

So's drinkin'.

I will never give up vodka!

Why even bother?

After Applejack had her breakfast, she went out to get ready to farm a bit more. The apples in the southern acres should be ripe now.

Applejack went over to the acres with a few baskets and was ready to go along the day.

Yer better behave while I work.

If it is manual labor, than I have no qualms.

Really?

We praise men and women who work with bodies, makes them more equal for everyone.

Yer about everyone bein' on equal terms?

Yep, I'll be honest. I hated that Celestia first moment I heard she was royalty. Her sister too.

What! Are you nuts!?!?

Nope, just drunk. Hey my buzz is still here!

Great, just great. Applejack proceeded to one of the trees, and bucked it. A bit too hard.

"Ah consarn it!"

Ha ha! Hilarious.

Shut up Nikolai!

Pinkie Pie woke up and found out something immediately.

Got any threes?

Dammit!

Oh, splendid game!

I love being a caption box! All I gotta do is watch.

Hey Wade, Why are you combining Bold and Underlining?

'Cause yellow on white is unreadable, and people on FiMfiction.net are too lazy to change it from light to dark.

Makes sense. Well, better get ready for today!

May I ask why, considering that you are now essentially a female, powerless, less violent, hyperactive, pink pony version of the merc we've all come to know and love, what are we going to be doing today?

"Baking cupcakes, cakes, muffins, chimicherrychangas, donuts..."

You had me at 'chimicherrychangas.'

"Let's go then!" Pinkie dashed in and out the shower, somehow getting her mane wet in the short time she was there, shook out the water, dashed downstairs and went to the cash register.

7 seconds.

A new record!

Nice! I like you Pinks.

I like you too Wade, and Yellow caption Box, and White Caption Box.

You broke my heart. : - (

Well I'll have you know I'm breaking up with White Caption Box.

Why?

You're too boring. You need to be more exciting.

I'm a voice in a psychopath's head, how can I be exciting?

Be George Lopez?

Why even bother?

"Pinkie..."

"Yes Mrs. Cake?"

"Why is the window in your room broken?"

"It was broken? I didn't even notice."

Either that, or you're lying, or you forgot, or never really payed attention to us. Which one was it?

I never payed attention.

LMFAO! LOL! OMG! BBQ!

"Tell you what Mrs. Cake, how about I take care of the twins today."

"Sounds good Pinkie. They're upstairs right now."

"Yay! I'll be there."

I wonder what they look like?

I bet they're cute.

They are! Pinkie thought as she ascended the stairs to the Twins' room.

Nice.

I wonder if they're... they're... Deadpool never finish when he saw what was in the Twins' room.

OH FUCK BABIES!

After a few mishaps from Applejack's excess force done on the trees, she went over to Twilight's to discuss a few things about the humans. When she got there, she noticed the other mares there. Twilight noticed Applejack and spoke up.

"Ah good! We're all here!"

Maybe we'll have some idea of what to do tonight.

Maybe.

"Well Twilight, tell me! How are we going to deal with these humans. Mine is absolutely insufferable."

Fuck you, bitch!

"Well Rarity, we've got to know who's with whom. As we all know, I'm with Harry."

"Well," Pinkie said, "I'm with Deadpool, and he hates babies! What the heck!"

What! Babies are creepy.

"Wade says that babies creep him out."

Rainbow gave a confused look. "Okay, well Stryker's with me, and he seems to be very loyal about a lot of things."

"Really?" Rarity said. "Well, David is with me and he's is quite infuriating."

Bitch.

Rarity gave an annoyed look. "You see how he is! I'm this close to losing it Twilight! You have to find a way to help us!"

Twilight gave an unsure look. "I don't know anything we could do right now. For now, just try to avoid insulting each other."

Fine, I'll shut up.

"Okay, I guess that'll work, for now."

"Well, Ah'm next. Nikolai is with me, and he's a bit annoying."

Being a drunk-ass bastard that he is, I wouldn't be surprised.

"But he's honest, and Ah respect him fer that."

Even if I bitch about your pathetic monarch.

Don't you insult the princess like that! She's a good mare! She helps keep this land in peace and harmony.

"Well, umm..."

I wonder what butter pony is going to say.

It's Fluttershy.

Whatever, I need drink.

"My partner is Link, and he's a true gentlecolt."

"Really! I would've guessed so, considering how kind and courteous he was to the princess at the castle. He must have come from a very wonderful land." Rarity said.

"I guess, but I'm somewhat afraid at the fact he carries that sword around."

"I guessing where he came from wasn't that safe."

"Seems to be."

"Well, tonight we're going to see what is going to happen, so I've decided to invite you all to a sleepover." Twilight gave a wink at the word 'sleepover.'

Very clever. No one will be suspicious if...

"Hey Twilight!"

"Yes Spike!"

"The princess send back a letter." Spike came in with a scroll in his claws.

Is that a dragon?

A baby dragon, yes.

I remember fighting an evil dragon that terrorized a civilization in the sky.

Really, all by yourself?

Indeed. I was scared, but I knew that I needed to defeat it to save the City in the Sky, and help save my land.

Oh my! You really are brave! I wish I could be brave.

Fluttershy, being brave isn't being without fear, it is overcoming that fear to face the threat and confront it!

Hmm, I'll keep it in mind, thank you Link.

You're welcome.

"Hmm, thank you Spike. It's almost time to go to bed though."

"Already?" Spike said in an annoyed tone.

"Yes, already."

"Fine, good night Twilight."

"Good night Spike." Spike went into the other room, while the mares began to speak again.

"Okay, you all understand?"

The mares nodded.

"Good, tonight, answers wiil be given."

I'm thinking about a change in music tonight.

I hope it's something I can agree to.

No promises.

"And Rarity."

"Yes Twilight?"

"David needs to park his car more inconspicuously."

Better not have taken it away, we need a quick way to Canterlot.

"Did they..."

"Not yet, the princess claims that she'll take it away tonight at 8."

Thank goodness.

"Good. So, sleepover?"

The mares looked at eachother, then smiled deviously.

"SLEEPOVER!"