The princess just informed the group that they would all leave in one hour, exactly. With no other options, the group came together under Harry's request.

"Okay guys, we need to know each other's skills. If we need to work as a team from now on, we need to know what we excel at, and where we lack."

Stryker wasn't too trusting of the wizard, but from he can tell, this rivalry was the most mild, with David and Nikolai actively fighting and Deadpool was constantly annoying Link. He began to speak.

"Right, I'll go first. I am proficient in the use of firearms due to my services as a S.W.A.T. officer. I am also a skilled hand-to-hand combatant."

"Typical S.W.A.T." David pointed out.

"I am not proud to admit this, but I've also killed many people before."

"That's understanda..."

"I'll just say this, in my world, an evil tyrant invaded my world, and I pretty much blew up men that grew blades out their forearms."

The others looked at Stryker incredulously, except Deadpool.

"Big deal! Marvel made me, in an alternate universe, the same, except with eye-lasers, and no mouth. It was the worst remake of me, in like ever."

Most looked at Deadpool like he was crazy, except for David.

"Well, you're insane, I'm insane, we're all insane. But I am proud to admit it. And I can summon any weapon I can think of, have muscles and have an excellent intuition. I am a badass!"

You're an arrogant punk.

Shut it!

"Well," Harry said. "I'm a powerful wizard, I know many spells and am excellent in potion making." Link perked up at the mention of potions.

I hope he can make blue potions. Those are my favorite.

Why?

They can heal me to full strength. I've used it until I could finally get Great Fairy Tears.

Fairy tears?

They can do the same as blue potions, but also give me a burst of power as well.

Oh! That's, umm, nice.

Link smiled, before bringing out his bag of gear. Deadpool looked at it.

"What's in it? Toys!" Deadpool laughed a bit before Link emptied the bag. Needless to say, they were surprised at how much gear he had.

"Holy, what is with the ball and chain?" Stryker asked.

"What is this funkay top?" Deadpool said as he looked at the Spinner.

"Even Nikolai could tell that... holy shit, that is lot of bombs." Nikolai saw how many bombs were in the bomb bag he was looking in.

Why so many bombs?

I don't know, but this enough to blow whale of first wife to smithereens.

I don't believe this, but yer not lying about yer wives, aren't ya.

Oh yeah, fourth wife stole all my money, and I chased her down, took my money back, raped her, and beat her to death.

Mah... Ah'm gonna have nightmares fer weeks now.

"What are these gauntlets?" David said as he handled the clawshots, and accidentally fired it into Deadpool's face.

"OW MY FACE!"

"Oh my God! I'm sorry Wade! Okay, how do I..." David released the claw, and saw that the clawshot had pulled out Deadpool's right eye out and heavily tore up his face.

"Oh God! Wade, don't worry..."

"I'm not! I've got something called healing factor."

"Healing factor?"

"Yeah, look at my face."

The humans did so and saw that Deadpool's face was healing faster than an average man's would, his eye even grew back. Nikolai seemed to be thoughtful.

"Hmm, Richtofen would like you to be his bitch for sure. As for Nikolai, Red Army make me good with guns too. I also have special weapons."

"Special weapons?" Harry said.

"Da! Here!" Nikolai took out his Zap Guns. David seemed skeptical.

"Those look like toys." Stryker said.

"Believe me, I thought so too. But these are microwave thingys."

Link had no idea what a microwave was, or how it worked. But he assumed that it was lethal in the hands of this drunk.

"Well," David said, "Deadpool never explained his skills, just showed he can heal fast."

"Oh, I'm a skilled mercenary! I can use guns, swords, hand-to-hand, confusion-fu!"

"So you're saying, you just wing it in every fight."

"Yep, I'm a magnificent bastard."

David chuckled at this man. He looked to see the princesses come in.

"We're ready to go! Luna will watch over this place while David and I are at the peace treaty signing."

"Right! Harry, if you would please follow me, your challenge awaits."

"Very well your highness."

"Let's go!"

The eight split up, Deadpool would go to the swamps, Stryker to the badlands, Nikolai to the mountains, Link to the waterfall, David and Celestia to wherever they need to go. This was going to change the way thing are to be seen and done for sure.

A chariot flew down to the most stable piece of land that was on the swamplands and Deadpool got off.

"Thanks for the ride, buddy!"

"Just remember why you're here. Use that stone I gave you after we left to talk to me if you're done."

Deadpool took out a cyan gem and looked at it. "I thought this was a down-payment for my services." Deadpool looked back at the royal guard and saw his unamused face.

"What, I'm kidding!"

The guard just shook his head and took off. Wade had been told that the treasure was in a series of abandoned villages in the area, so he ran in a random direction.

You even know where we're going?

Nope.

Ehh, just find the statue. This swamp is boring and smelly.

Yep! Time to... oh look! Abandoned village!

Deadpool ran off, inadvertently capturing the attention of a monster in the murky water.

"Ugg, this is cold... like eighth wife after I found out that she was dead."

Nikolai had traveled to the Frozen Mountains and knew that it would be cold. Nikolai was drunk though, so he didn't mind. He soon came up to cave with the pony who had to drug Nikolai before taking him to this place.

"Okay Nikolai, this cave is dangerous, so take this lantern." The pony said as he gave Nikolai a lantern, an oil lantern specifically.

"Great, a fucking outdated lantern."

"It's more useful for this place. After all, it's also a heat source."

"Okay, I guess that'll work. Nikolai is going in now, bye."

Nikolai saw the guard nod before walking away. Nikolai walked in the cave after lighting the lantern on. It soon became to the point where Nikolai couldn't see unless he had the lantern.

"Ugh, this place is cold."

What did ya expect?

"Some vodka as a reward."

Typical...

Nikolai walked deeper in the cave, not knowing that there was a familiar danger in this cave.

*Grrr...*

Stryker could see a orangish landscape ahead, and there was something sleeping there.

"You sure this is safe?"

"No Stryker, but this is needed for the safety of Equestria."

"Fine, I'm going."

The chariot landed near the entrance and Stryker got out. He had a map of the area and the location where he would go was marked. All he had to do was avoid what was here. He looked to see a dragon creature that was covered in gems, and looked like a child's crude drawing.

"Well, that isn't ugly."

Yeah, haha!

Stryker saw the entrance and walked towards it, quietly. The last thing Stryker needed was to be burned to a crisp by a bunch of dragons for no good reason other than interrupting their nap. He reached the cave and saw the treasure. But it had protection.

"Dammit! That dragon isn't going to let me just take it, and he's too close to just snag it, especially from how painful it seemed to be for David."

What now?

Stryker seemed stuck, until he reached in his bag, and pulled out some C4.

I got an idea. A crazy one, but one that'll probably work.

It involves that thing, doesn't it?

Hell yeah.

David leaned back in the chariot as he flew over the 'other capital' with Princess Celestia.

"Well, I expect this to be interesting."

"It is a peace signing, but these creatures have been harassing my loyal subjects for months, before we declared war and won."

"War? I expected this to be all sunshine and lollipops."

"Hardly, there is problems such as balancing the economy, keeping order, enforcing laws, and making sure that the ponies are happy."

"Sounds like my world." David remarked with a little resentment, obviously angry at how stupidly the Democrats and Republicans fought over things that could have helped America in the long run.

"What is wrong with your world?" Celestia asked, hearing the resentment in David's tone.

"Oh, just the fact that my congress does nothing because they just bicker."

Your world is a democracy?

Yes.

"Interesting." This man has a democracy at home. This may play into making him help us. "Well, I'll give you a choice then, you can go with me to the signing, or..."

"I'll go with you. It's not a good idea to run off alone in a hostile country."

"What makes you think it's hostile?"

"You said you had a war with these things, right?"

"Oh, right."

"Exactly!" David said. "So I'm going with you, incognito of course."

"What is your..."

David simply put his fingers on Celestia's mouth, and put them off shortly afterwards.

"I got a cloak, and I plan on rooftop hopping." David said as he pulled out a cloak hidden in the corner of the chariot.

Celestia smiled at the human, knowing that he'll do fine, if he would not go overboard.

Restraint David... David thought. They may be creepy, but they won't kill you.

Glad to hear you say that.

Thanks, but I still don't like you.

Likewise.

Deadpool looked at the abandoned huts and found nothing, except a map that had a cave marked, Deadpool then decided that he would get chimichangas somehow, so he went there to get closer to the deep-fried food.

Explain to me how that description of what happened makes sense?

Because, CHIMICHANGAS!

How about chimicherrychangas?

That too.

I'm hungry for those lips.

Sorry, you're too touchy, and he's too boring.

I never had any interest anyway. Though the Deadpool vs. Equestria version of me seemed to be.

What was that about anyway?

That story is about me going to Equestria after being forced to watch your show because of Weasel, and I end up dating you. And there was something about ghost-zombies and stuff.

Sounds good.

Yeah, but grammar could use some work.

Definitely.

We're here!

Wade was indeed at a depressed part of the swamp, and a tree had a suspicious looking water-ripple.

"Better..." Deadpool then brought out his MP7s and fired at the tree like hell was coming, all while saying,

"BANG! BANG BANG BANG! BANG BANG! BANG BANG! BANG!"

The tree fell and a water spout came, releasing a totem pole, with Deadpool's face on the top. It was glowing pink.

"Oh look, an important plot point, better pick it up and feel pain."

You better not involuntarily lose control of your bladder and rectum like the other fanfic.

"Shut up, it was not me! How'd we know that anyway?"

You're asking the ones who just noted that there was a version of you dating a version of me, like right now.

"Seems legit."

Deadpool grabbed the totem pole and felt pain, and weak.

"Wade..."

"Death?" Wade said weakly.

Wade, stay strong, this world must be saved before we meet again.

"Ugh, I will, for you. You sexy skeleton."

If I had cheeks, I'd be blushing. Good luck Wade, and goodbye.

She seems nice.

"RAAGH!" Wade had began to make an effort to stay alive and absorbed the power of the totem pole. He had ended up on his knees and now was wondering what awesome powers this dude had gotten just 17 seconds ago.

Real nice to superimpose your penname in, author.

Thank you. Anyway, Wade had looked at his hands, and got up. He felt... nothing.

"What did I get?"

*RAAGH!*

"What the fu..." Deadpool turned to see something horrible dangerous.

"Oh by the power of Old Spice and Black Jesus! A fucking hydra!"

It was a five headed hydra, and looked at Deadpool like a tasty midnight snack.

Wade, Run! And use the power of Old Spice!

We left it at home!

Oh fuck! We're fucked!

"SHIT! RUN AWAY TIME!"

Deadpool began to run away, firing his guns at the hydra, but to no avail.

"Why must this be hard?"

No Old Spice.

"Not helping!"

This seemed like the end, but then...

"Wait, don't I have grenades?"

Oh, for Faust sake! Throw them, call the guard, and get the hell out of here.

"Right!" Deadpool got his Deadpool bombs and threw them at the hydra, making it fall back. Deadpool took this moment to call the guard.

"I got it, pick me up!"

"Right!"

Deadpool hopped into the treetops and hopped over to where the pegasus was landing. It was a few minutes but he got there.

"You okay?" Asked the royal guard.

"Yeah, fly off! We gots a hydra!"

"A what-now?"

*GGRRRAAA!*

Deadpool looked at the stallion, and the pegasus flew off as fast as he could, a hydra appearing out of the swamp as he did. Deadpool then decided to taunt it.

"Nya nya nya nya nya nya!" Deadpool pantsed the hydra, angering it fully.

*RRAAAH!*

"HA!" Deadpool pulled up his pants and sat down.

"Mission accomplished."

HOORAY!

"Where we going now?"

"Canterlot."

"Sweet!"

Nikolai had found a quartz crystal colored orange and was glowing. It had to be the relic. One problem.

"Shit, frozen out. Maybe I'll drink, that'll help."

No it won't

"Whatever."

*Graa...*

"Huh?"

Nikolai looked up to see a zombie, frozen in, with only the head out of the ice.

What is that thing?

"Oh look. It is zombie wanting death. You want bullet, here." Nikolai aimed his H115 Oscillator, a heavily modified HK21, at the zombie.

"Damn my blurry vision."

Maybe you should sober up.

"My ass that'll happen."

Why even...

Nikolai fired a shot, and got perfect headshot.

"Either I'm good, or I'm drunk! I got two zombies with one bullet."

Yer drunk.

"Sounds like Nikolai. Hey, how did..."

"Uh, what?"

The ice cavern began to crack, and the quartz crystal fell out the ice. But the cave was falling apart and the zombie in the ice wasn't the only zombie.

*Grr...*

*Ragh...*

*SAM!*

"Oh shit!" Nikolai took out a rag and picked up the gem. He then hightailed it out of the collapsing cave.

If Ah die 'cause of you, Ah hope you don't end up in heaven!

"I just am fucking FUCKED!" Nikolai said as he ran away from the hoard of 50 zombies. The entrance came up, and Nikolai dropped something.

"Oh no! My vodka!"

Ferget it, if you die, no more vodka ever.

Nikolai thought about it. If he was dead, then no vodka ever. If he just lost one bottle, he could get much more vodka.

"I will forget it, but you owe me." Nikolai said as he ran towards the exit.

Glad tah hear.

Nikolai jumped out, took out his EPC WN, and fired at the zombies with extreme sternness. Applejack was surprised at how he tackled these creature. The cave finally collapsed on the remaining zombies, and Nikolai fell back on his ass.

"Ha ha! I just killed more zombies, how'd they get here?"

Ah dunno, just knew they were here.

Nikolai rested a few minutes, before taking the crystal in his hand and calling the guard.

"I am good now, pick me up. And bring vodka."

You got it.

Nikolai took the crystal, and grabbed it. His drunkenness made the pain dull and it went away quickly. Nikolai then noticed a few things.

"Perma-perks. Wow, I am going to drink lots of vodka."

Ugh.

You sure this'll work Stryker?

Positive, wait for the boom.

Stryker had set up the C4 at a good distance away from the cave. All he had to do was activate the detonator, and BOOM! Stryker had put his hand over the trigger.

Three...

Two...

ONE!

"What the!"

"What was that!"

"Dude, there was an explosion there."

"Let's check it out."

Stryker heard some stomping move past him. He looked to see the pseudo-guard wake up and walk out, confused at what happened. Stryker then went up to the prize, an amulet that looked like Quan Chi's amulet. Stryker grabbed it and felt the worst pain of his life. He stayed quiet though, lest he attract the attention of the dragons. When the power was fully absorbed, Stryker collapsed, panting in exhaustion.

Damn, David was right.

When you feel good, get the hell out!

Was thinking the same thing.

When Stryker got up, he ran out the cave and snuck past the dragons going to and from the fire. Amazingly, it was easier than when they were sleeping. Once Stryker got out of the Badlands, he ran a good distance before contacting the guard.

"I got the power, gonna see what I got back at the castle."

"Be right there."

After a few minutes, Stryker found the chariot and got in. They then flew off, knowing that this was just the beginning.

"So, Princess. Who is the diplomat?"

The answer came when they came through the doors. The diplomat was sitting in chair with a quill and an inkwell. She had an angry look on her face. She spoke.

"So, you ready, Celestia?"

"Of course, Queen Chrysalis." Celestia said as she sat in her end of the table.