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Six

by Awesomedude17

Chapter 5: I Said

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Six
By Awesomedude17

The group of six humans went into the car and the princess went up to them.

"We'll discuss more about you tomorrow night, when the ponies are asleep."

"Fine, but you better know that we're omnivores." David said.

"That's okay, the Gryphons that border our land are omnivores as well."

"Gryphons, just great." Lion-Eagle hybrids that might want to punch my balls. Just great...

Gryphons won't hurt you, some will just annoy you.

That supposed to make me feel better? David proceeded to look through his music selection.

Yes, you ungrateful, arrogant jerk!

Blah blah blah is all I hear.

GGRRRRrrrr...

David choose a song, finally.

"See you later pony princess, don't be a stranger."

"I'm a leader, why would I be a stranger?"

"Exactly, bye!" David drove off, and Link shortly gave an annoyed look. David noticed.

"Can't I be casual with royalty for once? She seems nice."

Link just shook his head. Such disrespect for standards, small wonder I am forced to be with him.

Well, he seems to be in a high of good feelings. Give him some time for it to burn out.

Sounds like a plan, madame...

Fluttershy.

Madame Fluttershy. Nice to finally meet you formally.

Thanks. You seem nice.

Of course, I always try to be on my best behavior.

Such a gentlecolt.

Link didn't know what a gentlecolt was, but it seemed to be a compliment, so he smiled and looked out the window. He was amazed at how fast he was going in this 'car.' Even Epona could not reach a quarter of this speed without injury. He also was amazed at the music David was playing. He had never heard anything like it. He didn't like it, per say, but he was thoroughly interested in it.

Deadpool was ecstatic, he had a chance to be a hero for once and not be criticized for anything.

Only until they find out how insane you really are.

Quiet! You too Pink box.

Why?

You'll blab...

No I won't! Cross my heart and hope to fly! Stick a cupcake in my eye!

Seems legit! Give me a smooch!

No way!

But, you smooched me earlier. :-(

Yeah, but I find White Caption Box to be more my type. MMWAH!

Oh... oh my.

You sonuva...

"Oh look! We're here." David said.

"About damn time." Stryker said.

"Listen, We'll discuss our skills tomorrow night. Capeesh?"

The other humans agreed, Link doing so because he assumed David meant 'understand.'

"Wunderbar!" David stopped just outside the town limits. "Let's get out."

The six went out, Link doing so sluggishly again. Deadpool chuckled at Link's pathetic display.

"Heh, not used to riding a car yet, ehh Linkarino?"

Linkarino? Was that an insult?

"Let's go to where we first woke up when we got here, those places might be where these 'mares' in our heads live." Harry suggested.

"My voice lives near a tree?" Stryker said.

No! I live in the clouds.

How the hell does that work?

Pegasi can control the weather.

Pegasi... nevermind, I need a drink.

"Nikolai will go to apple orchard! It is where I appeared. But I will first find liquor store."

"Do you ever do anything besides drinking?" David asked.

"Da! I think about drinking. I talk about drinking. I fight zombies. I am carpenter."

"Carpenter! You can build?"

"Da! You need to in motherland."

David just shook his head, but he understood. "Let's just go to the homes, Good night guys."

The rest said goodnight and went to the places they appeared in tonight.


Celestia was thinking about the humans, and how they acted.

Stryker seems to be a protector of law and order, and seems to be loyal. He had to be forced with Rainbow Dash for sure. Link seemed kind and courteous, Much like Fluttershy. Deadpool is apparently a man who loves to laugh, like Pinkie Pie. Harry, being a wizard, is naturally a master of magic, like my faithful student. Nikolai is constantly drunk, but very honest in his opinions, even if they are hurtful. He had to be with Applejack. David so far took five humans he barely knew to Canterlot by himself in a machine that even I never knew could exist, shown a great amount of logic, and seemed to be one of the youngest of the group. He has shown to be generous and willing to help others. He must be with Rarity. Those two...

Celestia looked out the window, and got a thoughtful look.

I wonder how long it will take before the two get to know each other a 'little better.'

Celestia chuckled as she prepared to go to bed. She would see those humans tomorrow, and see if they are truly hero material.


Nikolai passed out in the front porch of the Apple family house, drunker than a man who binged drunk about 6 oz. of alcohol in ten seconds flat.

Link went into Fluttershy's cabin and laid down on the couch, avoiding the white rabbit as he did so.

David, after barely avoided getting his face attacked by Rarity's cat again, hopped into her bed and went to sleep.

Stryker just laid down besides the tree he arrived on and tipped his hat down. He soon fell asleep.

Harry went into the library and found a few books on Equestria. He decided that sleep could wait, he needed to know as much about this world as possible.

Deadpool climbed Sugarcube Corner and went through the window he broke. He looked around and hopped on the bed. He began to fall asleep, talking about tacos and chimichangas.




















Who's up for a threesome?

Nah.

No way.

Aww.

-Chapter end, cooldown chapter next-

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