The train ended up in Ponyville, where Harry and Link, at gunpoint, were led out by Nick Fury and Taskmaster. Bob, Agent of HYDRA, Bo' Rai Cho, Kenshi and Nitara were not too far behind.

"Take us to wherever you and the other people meet." Fury ordered sternly.

With no reason to disobey, the two walked towards the library.

Meanwhile, a car stopped just out of the town. Nikolai and Wade led the six humans out. One person caught Wade's eye, mainly because he wasn't sure of the person was a she, or a dude.

"Who are you again?" Deadpool asked.

"Sheik."

"Ah, kay dude, or gal, or... fuck!"

"Just take me to my son!" Diana yelled.

"Calm down woman, we will get you to your douchebag of a son soon enough." Nikolai said.

"HEY!"

"Hey, he is dick, and I am drunk. Nikolai have excuse, he does not. Now, how about we get to library, ehh... now. DA!"

Mike and Diana just sighed, not sure what else to do.

Meanwhile, David and Stryker managed to escape the tangles of the forest. Dempsey and Ron were hefting the weighty armor that Samantha was in, while Ginny was being comforted by Hermione, and Takeo was taking aim with his Mnesia for potential threats.

"Why does this bloody fffff-ahk, bloody suit weight so much?" Ron strained out of his throat.

"The fuck if I know, it just fucking does."

"You have one foul mouth Tank." David remarked.

"Oh, like you're any better?" Stryker replied.

"Touche, coppa."

"Oh Harry, here I come." Ginny said.

"Calm down Ginny, we are... are we almost there?"

"Almost, just another mile." Stryker said.

"Okay, how much in metric for our English cousins?"

Ron was annoyed by that comment and said, "Are you comparing us to America? It's like comparing apples to oranges!"

"Yes, it is like comparing apples to oranges, they are both fruit, we are both English speakers." David said like a smartass.

"Smartass!" Dempsey insulted David.

"At least I'm smart."

"Hohoho..." Takeo chuckled. Dempsey was indeed, in his eyes, a stupid American.

"Shut up..."

"Wow, you look just like a princess!" Fluttershy remarked upon seeing Twilight's new alicorn body.

"That's because she is a princess."

Everypony turned to see Princess Celestia fly down and landing. At that same time, Harry and Link arrived, with the two gunman still pointing their weapons at them.

"Don't do anything stupid, just watch out him for us, will you? Taskmaster ordered.

After witnessing Pinkie doing a spit-take, David and Stryker decided it was best to sit back for now.

"Wait, the Twilight got wings? How the hell that happen?" David remarked.

"Who's Twilight?" Dempsey asked.

"One of those ponies."

"What? You fucking with me."

"Me too." Ron backed up Dempsey.

"Well, you try saying that to us if we had our roles switched."

"Fuck off." Tank said bluntly.

As the group bickered, Deadpool and Nikolai arrived with the other people in their group. Nikolai turned a corner, and saw the scene unfold.

"There will be time for all of that later." Celestia assured Twilight after the conversation they had.

"I see Nikolai." Harry said.

"Who's Nikolai?" Fury asked.

"A drunk, usually hangs out with Deadpool. They should be close."

"Thanks for the tip, hair-troll!" Taskmaster hopped onto a nearby rooftop and began to free-run around the area.

"Hair-troll? Is my hair really that messy?"

All Link could do was give sheepish smile.

Deadpool was ecstatic. Twilight was an alicorn, now they could get privileges with the princess of SWAG!!!

"Swag."

"Swag?" Nikolai asked.

"Really?" Hailey asked.

"Oh yeah, we gonna have dat awesome swagger now."

"An' I'm gonna blow your brains out, Wade."

Everyone looked to see a man on a rooftop, holding a sword and a shotgun in each hand. Wade knew this man.

"Taskmaster, what up?"

Tony replied by aiming the gun at Wade's face.

"Is that really..."

Deadpool dodged, and Taskmaster fired. Everyone in the immediate area saw Wade roll out into the square with a white-cloaked man, and two began to have a sword fight. David saw what this was and facepalmed.

"God... dammit... Wade."

"Who the bloody hell is that?" Ron asked.

"Some idiot, excuse me." David summoned a bastard sword and charged, but not before looking at the mares and saying,

"Evening, we brought more humans, fight time." David jumped onto Wade's back and forced a downward strike on Taskmaster, who knew this trick and blocked with lighting fast speed.

All Harry thought was the fact that these three morons were fighting. He had had enough and drew his wand.

"Put the..."

Fury didn't even finish the sentence before Link used his shield to knock the SHIELD agent out. The two nodded, and told the others not to move.

"Okay." Bob said meekly.

Link soon dashed for the fight.

"Hey Link, wanna..."

"Not now David." Link said in a hushed tone as he performed the spin attack. Tony dodged the attack, and smirked under his mask.

"Thanks for the new trick, gnome!"

"Gnome?"

Just as the four got ready to fight, Celestia used her magic to force the four into bindings.

"Oh, kinky." Wade remarked.

"What is the meaning to this, and who are the new humans you speaked of David?"

"Da comrade, who are they?" Nikolai said, smirking at the scene.

"Not now, Nikolai."

"It seems... that this was a folly after all."

"Wha... AWWWWWW FUCK!!! You are now here Takeo?"

"Ha! Nice." David said with a smile.

"And so am I." Dempsey appeared from right behind Takeo.

"Dempsey, oh great." Nikolai said in genuine happiness. "Comrade, we have much catching up to do."

"Fuck off."

"Haha, nice one, jackass."

"Yeah, how about you go fuck yourself."

"Hey, don't talk to my son like that!"

"Wait, MOM!!!"

"Mom?" The mares and Spike unisoned.

"Who the hell are you?"

"Yeah, who are you?" Ginny said, walking to the muggle.

"The fuck's going on here?" Taskmaster asked.

"I dunno, but I'm really hard right now." Deadpool replied.

"Gross."

"G-Ginny?" Harry approached the scene slowly.

"H-harry?"

"What is going on, who are all these people? I need fucking drink."

"You need rehab." David said.

"You know what, sun horse, let David go, Nikolai is going to kick David's ass right now."

"Like Hell, you are!"

"Mike? Wait, what the fuck?"

"You know, if we were home, I'd be shocked, but considering what's going on, 'what the fuck?' is the right damn words." Mike said, clenching his fists.

"Ohhohoho, you are going to fight Russian, especially drunk Russian?"

"Kick his ass!"

"No-pony is fighting anypony right now!" Celestia decided to use magic to bring all the humans in the immediate area into the library, where the scorch mark still stood. Stryker looked in shock as he looked around, and then...

"OHhh, where... am I?" Samantha said as she woke up and stood up, finding herself face to face with Nikolai.

"Oh, it is... wait, who are you again?"

Samantha deadpanned, and punched Nikolai in the groin.

"OH, MY BALLS!!!"

"I'm Samantha, you drunken idiot!"

"I like her already." David said with a wide smile.

"You're enjoying this, are you?" Link asked David.

"Guilty."

"What is going on down there?" Weasel came out from upstairs in a bathrobe he got from Rarity, among other clothes to replace the ones he had on when he came to Equestria.

"Oh, hi Weasel!"

"Weasel, who the fuck's Weasel?"

"Oh, right, Weasel, meet Tank Dempsey, Dempsey, meet Albert Arlington, Albert, meet the Japanese douchebag."

"Haha, very funny Nikolai."

"Umm, what is..."

"Hey, what's with all the noise out there?" Johnny came out with a towel wrapped around his waist as he got out of the bathroom.

"Hey Johnny, still a douche?" Wade asked.

"Shut him up!" Johnny replied.

"With pleasure." Taskmaster took out a pistol and shot Wade in the head. most of the crew, mainly the ones who didn't know of Deadpool's healing factor, panicked.

"Thank you!"

"Thank you? This guy's..."

"Getting back up." Harry interrupted Ashei.

"Wha..."

"Oww, dicknut."

Tony merely fired another shot.

"Ow, my ears!" Rusl covered his ears in pain.

"You'll get used to it, but I have to ask, how did you all get here?" Link asked.

"... You know, I-I forget."

"Me too." Ron replied.

"Alright, we're going a bit too fast, mainly because of panic." Stryker started. "Let's calm down, and relax."

John then burst through the door with Hagrid, Midna and Cable in tow.

"We heard gunshots!" Cable yelled out, only finally noticing the scene right before him.

"Umm, is now a bad time? Midna asked.

"Oh no, come in, we can contribute to this fucking clusterfuck right now." Dempsey said sarcastically.

"Oh yes, come in, come in, and don't mind the fact that the purple one now has wings." Stryker added.

"Wha..."

"Take us to the castle, please, this is insane!" Harry yelled.

"Agreed." Celestia powered up her horn and everyone disappeared to Canterlot castle, where the new humans would be filled in on what was going on.

Discord took a moment to peek into the library, and give a squee of delight.

"Oh, how I enjoy chaos! Isn't that right Edward?"

"Ja, ja, vhatever, just make sure zat Dr. Maxis doesn't find ze armory, ve can't let him get a hold on ze powers of Element 115!"

"Listen, I'm all for chaos and discord, but to make ponies explode in radioactive danger, inconceivable! Why should I help you, after all, I ruin lives, not end them."

"Ja, but Maxis is much more willing to do so if he zinks it vill get him to his ultimate goal."

"And, may I ask, what is this ultimate goal?" Samuel broke through for a brief moment before Richtofen took it back.

"I... do not know. But if he vas villing to blow up a planet to get vhat he vants, ze zis is a big goal he's looking after for."

Discord sighed, and took a deep breath.

"Very well, I'll tell Princess Molestia and Moonbutt what we really need to do, I'll lead them to the cavern system..."

"Not needed."

"...Why?"

"I shot Maxis. He didn't bleed out, und zen ze zombies... ve fled."

"Fine, then I'll send them off to kill Apollo. I never liked the guy, he's always so serious. Why so serious?"

"I do not know, but it's time, zis must not fail!" Richtofen took off, leaving the draconicus to himself.

Edward, what are you up too? Is this another hairbrained scheme to get the energies of Argartha? Phooey! If anypony is gonna have ultimate power, it should be the one's who deserve it. Discord smirked, and looked towards the direction he took off to. And when you get it, you'll go mad with the power, well, even more than usual.

With a snap of his fingers, he teleported to Canterlot, ready to relay the final order to the Corrupted Elements of Harmony.

Author's Notes:

Hey, sorry for not being quick, kinda got writer's block.

Don't worry, I'll devote all of my energy toward finishing Six and M.A.G.E. and give you a great end to these adventures.

In the meantime, check out these two tumblrs and ask any human questions on the human's tumblr and then do the same for the ponies' tumblr.

And check out the TvTropes page right here and edit it where needed. Please do, I am only one man.