"...And that's basically what happened while we were here." Harry finished off the explanation on what had happen to the humans in Equestria. Everyone except Weasel, Bob and Hagrid were in a room, sitting down.

"So, basically, he became an asshole-" Dempsey pointed at David, who huffed in response. "-and you are..." Dempsey trailed off.

"I-I am just... surprised at how much has changed back home." Harry looked at his wife, Ginny, and smiled. "Like some great news."

"DA! Comrade Harry is going to be father, is good time to drink!" Nikolai chugged the bottle of vodka down. Generally, everyone agreed with the Russian, there was less to worry about now,

"Indeed, but we still trapped in this mysterious world." Takeo said, stone-faced.

"Are you a cynic?" Shad asked.

"No, just a realist."

"Well, realist or not, we're stuck together." Deadpool stood up, and spread his arms.

"Whatever, I'm gonna check out that hidden closet downstairs." David stood up, taking his AN-94 and Ray Gun Mark II along with him.

"W-Where'd you get that?" Mike asked.

"... Found them. Come to think of it... I can find more! Quick, what's your face, come along!"

"Whom are you referring to?" Takeo asked.

"You, the guy who hates Nikolai, come along!" David rushed out of the room, and Takeo decided to follow the excited man out of the room.

"Well, he's in a good mood." Stryker smirked.

"Yes, he is..." Nitara placed a hand on Stryker's shoulder, which left the cop to look at the vampire.

"...Okay, what is up with that?" Johnny asked.

"Oh, err... well..."

"So much stuff." David muttered as he looked through the vast array of objects with Takeo.

"Indeed."

"What was that about?" David looked at Takeo, who just shrugged.

"Ehh, let's just...OHH, I spy, with my little eye, something old."

"What is it?"

"A Mauser." David said as he grabbed the classic, stripper-clip fed Mauser C96 from the shelf.

"Ohh, that is a good weapon, not too common in that variant ever sense the first war ended."

"First war?"

"The Great War of Europe."

"Wait wait, you mean World War... ONE!"

"Hai!" Takeo replied.

"...How old are you?"

"52."

"You look like you're pushing forty."

"I'rr take that as a comprement."

David was just slack-jawed at that fact, and made him realize something, just how old were the others as well. David shook off that thought, and kept looking.

"Ahh, FN weaponry."

"FN? Like an FAL?"

"No, not like the so-call falafel Nikolai rambles on about. I'm talking about this." David grabbed a Five-seveN pistol off the shelf and held it up.

"Hmm." Takeo looked at it analytically.

"I think I'll show these off, to the exit!" David tried to run off, but tripped again on a chewed up dog toy on the ground.

"Oh, Goddamn bumpy thing." David kicked the object, but it hit the wall near it. It harmlessly bounced away from the two, while Takeo began taking notes on David, and found out what to say now.

"There is a reason you chose to bring me here, alone."

David just looked at the Japanese warrior, and decided to sit down.

"You are confricted, are you not?" Takeo sat down too.

"...Yes."

"You also know more than you let on."

"W-what the hell are you talking about?" David stuttered out abruptly.

"You lie to not only others, but yourself."

"Please, you're just being stupid."

"No, you are being dense, ignorant, irrationar..."

"I'm done here." David tried to get up, but was stopped by Takeo.

"You must learn to be honest with both yourself and others about how you really feel."

"What?"

"How you really feel about... this world, this predicament, your own knowledge."

"What... oh... nice try, but my mind's not that easy to break with your mind games, Takeo."

"This is no mind game."

"Regardless, I'm not saying anything about my crush on her."

"I never said it was a crush." Takeo replied with equal parts surprise and expectancy.

David on the other hand realized what he said and backed off, stuttering.

"I wirr not pursue any further, the path is yours. If you do not choose wisely, you wirr suffer a lesson on humirity and humbreness, as I had learned, many a year ago." Takeo turned away and walked out. David shook his head began to bang his head against the wall.

"Fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK!!!"

When David finished banging the wall, he found himself with a massive headache, and was bleeding. In a huff, he marched out of the room, but before he did, he noticed a few things.

"What the... Oh my goodness, more guns, and two M1911s. This is..." David's grin soon vanished. He might be a corrupted form of Generosity, but has he really done anything to deserve that? He took the two guns in his hand, and enhanced them. He also looked at the Magnum and the handheld shotgun. The swords also seemed to be alluring, but the M1911s just seemed, tacked on. He then thought of Link and Harry, they didn't use guns, and they could use a little skill in them for what they where. He took the rest of the weapons, and left the room, mind conflicted from Takeo's interrogation, and made up on what to do next.

"I cannot believe everything that the other worlds have allowed!" Link yelled out, moving back and forth with Ashei, Shad and Rusl in tow.

"I know, such promiscuous nature!" Rusl agreed.

"And that costumed one kept trying to ask me out, yeah?" Ashei complained.

"And your response?"

"Kneeing him, doesn't even flinch."

"Huh..."

"You know, you could just say 'It's another world,' and draw the line there." Dempsey said, leaning against the doorway.

"You've never been to Hyrule." Shad replied.

"No, but I have been to the moon."

"Wait, the moon?"

"Yep, there're zombies there, for some reason. I blame Treyarch."

"Treyarch?" Link asked.

"Wait, Treyarch? Activision?" Deadpool waltzed in.

"Uh, yeah, what about it?"

"Uh, Wade Wilson, I worked under High Moon Studios for my video game, esquire." Deadpool said in a mock polite tone.

"What."

"Do they usually do this?" Ashei asked.

"Yes, I don't understand myself."

The others just nodded slowly.

"And this is where the car is." Johnny showed David's family.

"Where'd he get that?" Mike asked.

"I don't know."

"Me neither, I don't care, where's Harry and Link?" Everyone turned to see David and Takeo, walking through a doorway, with David carrying several weapons in his arms.

"What the hell..." Mike muttered.

"Upstairs, random rooms."

"Thanks Johnny, by the way, laser off the chest tattoo, it's kinda douchy." David walked out of the room, with Johnny flinching.

"Douchy?"

"It is kinda douchy." Hailey added.

"Quiet you!"

Harry and Ginny were cuddling in a bed, clearly missing each other.

"Oh, you've been gone for so long, I thought you were dead."

"I know, I've tried to find a way back home, and I'll still find a way, for you, for..." Harry trailed off. Ginny put a hand to his face, and two looked at each other. They began to close the distance between their faces, and kissed.

David, who was looking for Harry, found him in that situation, and decided to come back later.

"You know, they deserve some alone time." David soon bumped into Ron, and dropped all him weapons.

"Oh, sorry David."

"No worries Ron, just... moving."

"Do you really need all those weapons?"

"Better safe than sorry."

"What is going on out here?" Harry had heard the noise, and David smirked.

"My fault, by the way..." David grabbed a M1911, cocked it, and held it out to the English wizard.

"A gift, from me to you."

"Wha... er... thanks, David... but..."

"Take the gun, we both know you need to learn how to use a handgun."

"Handguns aren't exactly legal to have in England..."

"Neither are Sawn-Offs, but people still carry those."

"Okay, why are you giving me that gun for?"

"Ron here decided that there's no point in following a 'wizard' law if there's only two aurors." David smirked.

"You told him about my job!" Harry yelled at Ron.

"To be fair, he's a great lier."

"Well... wait, lier?"

"Yes, I've lied, whoop-de-do... Those killing curse are highly illegal, but you need a guy dead, boom, loophole states that physical means are a-okay!"

"Is that what this is all about, killing people who... We apprehend users of the dark arts David, not kill them..."

"Not until the execution."

"There is no execution! There's only life in Askaban."

"Askaban?"

"The one and only wizard prison." Ron clarified.

"One and only, that's..."

"I don't care what you think, you can take this gun, and shove it straight up your arse, David." Harry shoved the handgun into David's chest and slammed the door shut. David what wide-eyed and mouth gaping, with Ron in a similar stance of shock.

"Fucking wanker." Harry muttered under his breath.

"And to think he was the one I was neutral with." David said with a strong hint of anger.

"Neutral?" Ron raised an eyebrow.

"Link is second best, behind Stryker."

"And the worst?"

"Nikolai."

"The drunk?"

"Yes, the smelly, bumbling, idiotic, jackass who murders his wives when he's done with them!" David yelled with his arms extended.

"Well fuck you too!" Nikolai yelled as he was chatting with Sheik.

"What is your problem with him?" Sheik asked with more curiosity than annoyance.

"He is lying asshole who is complete jerk to everyone, he is like second cousin, once removed, only taller."

"He lies?" Sheik looked at David, who was gathering his weaponry.

"Da, he lies about life at home, he lies about his responsibilities, he is lier, he is..."

"In denile." Takeo interrupted.

"Oh, it is you." Nikolai glared at the Japanese man.

"Denile?" Sheik asked.

"He has feeling for one of them."

"What? Who?" Nikolai asked.

"David."

"Really?" Nikolai said in an intrigued tone. "Do you know who?"

"I do not know, I refused to go further."

"Dah, fuck you, Takeo." Nikolai was annoyed, but he now knew some details that would help him somewhat. He then thought about how David acted around the mares. He acted nicer to when with all of them, but was outright afiable when with...

"But you know what, Nikolai now knows what to say to David." Nikolai ran off, leaving the two alone.

"As for you, your ally would not be happy if your true identity was revealed." Takeo warned Sheik.

"It's a risk worth performing." Sheik replied, slowly walking away.

Stryker and Nitara just looked at each other, and chuckled.

"So, how'd you do it?" Stryker asked.

"Do what?"

"Not die?"

"I ran away after that woman, Ashra, got a little vampire's kiss." Nitara licked her lips, then her teeth. "You?"

"I was summoned here, against my will. Good timing though, Shao Khan almost got me. By the way..."

"He has conquered Seido, Edenia and my homeworld, he has almost conquered Earthrealm as well." Nitara said solemnly.

"Dammit, is there no stopping him?"

"No, he has won, the realms are doomed, it is only a matter of time before he enters the other realms that these folks have come from."

"Other realms?"

"The realm where the fat drunk you've made friends with, should be an easy capture."

"What, wait, is it because it blew up? And how'd you know?"

Nitara smirked, and said... "There was a man, with two souls. He expected to wipe out the minds of all of us, he did not expect that my memories would be intact. Richtofen was his name."

"Richtofen, I heard Celestia say his name, she was angry..."

"The two of them are enemies? Interesting." Nitara moved closer to the cop.

"Listen, I..." Stryker soon found his mouth covered by Nitara's hand.

"Shh, no more, I'm just glad you're okay." She said with a smile. Stryker just looked at her, and smiled too. The got closer, until...

"Oh, dammit." Stryker got up and opened the door to find David.

"What is it?"

"Stryker, I need to talk to you."

"Why?"

"Because you're the only guy I know who I can trust with the upmost secrecy."

"..." Stryker began to close the door when David stopped him.

"Come on, let's just talk and... why are you with the vampire?"

"We're... well..."

"We're dating." Nitara said bluntly.

"Oh, really, I didn't know you had a girlfriend. let's talk."

"Wait wait, you don't care?"

"Why should I? I support gay marriage and LGBT rights, who cares if she's a vampire?"

"The others do."

"The others are not used to modern times."

"Well, the ones that yelled were from 1947 and back..."

"Exactly, and... well... it's kinda similar to what I need to talk to you about."

"What? Are you gay?"

"WHAT, NO!!! God no... I'm demisexual."

"Demi-what now?"

"Let me in, I'll explain."

Stryker looked around, and sighed. He opened the door and let David in.

At that moment, Nikolai had brought Dempsey and the bearers of the Elements of Harmony to attempt to find David and confront him.

"Are you sure about yer hunch Nikolai?" Applejack asked.

"Da, I am! He has secret, he is lier and will be revealed!"

"Why are you so obsessed with screwing him over?"

"Because I hate him more than Richtofen."

Dempsey widened his eyes. "R-really?"

"No, but he is worse than Takeo."

"I wirr take that as a complement." Takeo said as he passed by, ignoring the fact that Nikolai flipped off the warrior.

"You don't really like this guy, don't you?"

"Niet, he is prick."

"Pff, I like him." Dempsey muttered.

"Oh really, maybe you two should have fun together, maybe do what human men love to do and..." Dempsey shoved his hand onto Pinkie's mouth, and glared. Pinkie knew what he was saying and quieted up.

"Alright, we gonna confront him now?" Applejack said.

"I don't know, this doesn't seem right." Rarity said, reluctant to invade David's privacy.

"But is he not jerk who needs lesson?"

"Well... I suppose." Twilight said while rubbing the back of her neck.

"Very well, let us *Brap*!!! Mmm, vodka." Nikolai cleared his throat. "Let us go." Nikolai motioned Twilight to summon a listening spell into the room David entered, and Twilight listened in.

"Damn, and I thought my world had problems." Stryker said.

"What problems?" David replied.

"You remember Shao Khan?"

"You mentioned him Stryker."

"He has taken over almost all of the realms, he will soon come to this world." Nitara warned. Twilight shut down the spell, and found herself wide-eyed.

"It may not be a secret that David holds dear, but this is dire." Twilight said, ears drooping.

"What is it?" Rainbow asked.

Twilight just teleported, leaving the other confused.

"Well, that was a waste of time." Dempsey walked away.

"Wait, what? You have got to be fucking with Nikolai!"

"So, what do we do?" David asked.

"We-I don't... Look, the point is, this guy is near impossible to beat, the only hope we got is to go all out and hope he dies with us."

"Is he really that bad?"

"He can shrug off headshots like it was nothing."

David stepped back, surprised at those words.

"Some kind of God..." David muttered.

"Yes and no." Nitara corrected. "He is indeed mortal, but his immense power rivals no one, the only chance you have is to find a way to weaken him. He is a being of law and evil."

"So the Element won't do jack shit..."

"Elements?"

"Also a long story." Stryker replied.

The three of them were quiet, simply contemplating what to do. Stryker broke the silence.

"We must expect the worst, and hope for the best."

"Good, now if you excuse me..." David made zipping motion with his mouth, with the other two doing the same.

"Only tell about this Khan asshole, got it?"

"Yes."

"Yes."

"Good." David left the room.

"Who knew that David had so many issues?"

"All from coming here in the first place." Nitara shook her head.

Dr. Maxis had made a good makeshift splint for his shattered leg, and was typing away at the computer. He stroked his graying beard, and looked at the DNA cloning tanks, filled with blue liquids, likely fueled by 115. His face contorted to a look of anger, and saw three bodies, naked and developing.

One of a man, with a darkening blond hairdo, spiff and specked up and with a mustache.

Another of a bearded person, short and stubby, but muscular and ready to face the winters that surround the area.

And one of a Japanese man, with mustache, body seemingly hardened, yet aging from years of combat.

"Is immortality truly done by using such bastardous creations?" Ludvig said with a strong trace of resentment.

At that moment, a portal opened. Maxis rolled back in his chair, and found himself looking face to face with a tall, muscular man, donned in war gear of a barbarian, and a helmet that resembled a mix between a skull, and a kabuki helmet. He was wielding a hammer, much larger than any person could possible hold. And to set true fear into the old and frail man, there were unnatural eyes, akin to that of a serpent's and orange in color. He moved forward, and Maxis kept moving backwards, in fear of getting killed.

He soon found himself falling backwards into an unknown crevasse. In mere moments, a voice came up.

"Initiating Strom Panzer sequential donning, Standby! Error, structural damage detected on person, preparing Element 115 healing process!"

"What is the meaning of this?"

Dr. Maxis on the other hand was confused and panicking. He then felt a prick right where his broken leg was found it to be numbing.

"Healing process completed. Initializing."

Whirring noised was brought to life, and within seconds, Dr. Maxis came out. He was in a steel reinforced set of power armor, colored in earthly colors, with a bulletproof glass visor. The machine on the back of the device was even more armored and soon roared to life. Dr. Maxis looked at his hands and found them to essentially be larger and more powerful versions of human hands.

"Strom Panzer donning sequence completed. Initializing Bekämpfung Modus!"

Soon enough, the machine roared to life. Ludvig looked at the offender, and took a random stance.

"Fool, you dare challenge me, SHAO KHAN!!!"

Dr. Maxis took a deep breath, and said,

"Ja, gegen mich, gegen mich, die zum Tod führen, wenn sie wirklich müssen."

Shao Khan scoffed, and replied.

"With pleasure." He threw aside his cape and entered a kombat stance.