"Stryker."

"Yeah?"

"You think we're safe?"

"Nope."

"Me neither."

"Uh oh." Stryker tensed up.

"Don't tell me, we're walking to a dangerous thing, are we?"

"Yep."

"Armed?"

"... Most likely."

There was a long pause in the conversation, with nothing going on in the background. David finally said one thing.

"... Bring it on."

The two took out their assault rifles and went to the noise, where they saw four men, a mech suit, and a pregnant woman.

"HEY!" David yelled out. Immediately, two of the men took out their own assault rifles, and aimed at the two.

"Who are you?" The gruffer sounding one yelled.

"And where are we?" The Asian man added.

"First off, who are you?"

"Oh no, don't ask us, we got an unconscious girl in this suit here, and we aren't letting you get near here."

"Wait, girl?" Stryker tensed up some more.

"Yes, now tell us where we bloody are." The redhead asked.

"Jesus, I'd rather take Nikolai's shit than this!" David moaned.

"Wait, Nikolai? As in, Nikolai Belinski?" The gruff one asked.

"You know that idiot?"

"Know him, I fought with him. Tak, lower your weapon."

'Tak' lowered his gun and walked to the mech suit. Stryker walked toward the American and spoke.

"So, you are..."

"Tank Dempsey, former US Marine."

"A fellow marine, that's great." Stryker saluted Dempsey, who returned the sentiment.

"I am Takeo Masaki, honorabre warrior."

"Ah. so you're the 'Takeo' Nikolai mentioned." David started off. "I think we're are gonna be close friends."

"You hate him too?"

"Bitch, I loathe him."

Takeo smiled, he'd never met a guy that outright hated the drunk.

Stryker looked at the girl, and noticed that she was no older than thirteen, then turned towards the other three.

"And you are?"

"Ronald Weasley, and this is my wife, Hermione."

"Umm, hello!"

"Right, and you?"

"...Ginny, Ginny Potter."

"Potter?"

"What does it matter to you?" Ginny snapped back.

Stryker smirked, and looked at the woman in her eyes.

"You ready to see Harry again?"

"I aim, aaaaaaaand BANG! Haha."

"Wade, shut up."

"Come on Nikolai, this cold cave blows!"

"Da, is why we need to do this quickly."

Deadpool pouted under his mask and moved closer to the drunk.

"How are you not freezing your ass off?" Deadpool asked in a childish tone.

"Siberian winters could not kill me, and neither did father."

Deadpool tensed up at that last word. His memory was not too well off, but he remembered enough.

Nikolai was confused at the sudden quietness of Deadpool. He'd often would speak to him when they were off missions, so why now?

"Woah, zombie moan."

"Da, I hate these fucking zombies, trying to touch my vodka!"

The two looked up, and saw a zombie, head stuck in the ice, letting only the body dangle, flailing around.

"That one is stuck funny." Nikolai chuckled.

"Yeah, haha."

"GET! OUT!"

"Wha? Hey, I remember this guy, he helped Nikolai blow up Earth."

"...Cool story bro." Deadpool said.

"How is this story... cool?"

"Erm..."

"OUT!"

"How about no, fucktard!" Nikolai laughed roaringly, right before getting a mild case of nausea.

"... Very well."

"Oh crap... alarms sounds." Deadpool took out his swords and held one in a reverse grip.

"Let Nikolai sing it out. Daleda dehda do yah, Dalele deda doodaaaaah fuck."

"Hey, come over here, yeah?"

The two saw a raven-blacked haired woman in armor, which Deadpool immediately tried something.

"Hey good lookin', you available for dinner tonight?"

Her only response was a deadpan expression, and swift knee to the groin. Thankfully, Wade wore a cup this time.

"Oh, I like 'em rough, rawr!"

"Do not be pervert Wade, this place is getting warmer..."

"...And ice is breaking, shit." Nikolai took out an FAL and looked at the woman, who led the two to five others. Nikolai noted that one was blond with beard, and had a sword, one looked like bourgeoisie, one man looked like he was in his mid 40's, and was heavy-built, a young girl, probably no older than 14, and then...

Nikolai saw the woman, she was a brunette. He chin look receded, but he saw that she was beautiful. Apparently, the man noticed, and clocked the drunk.

"Hey, that's my wife!"

"Alright, can't blame me for being drunk and thinking that your wife is hot."

"Flattering, but..." The woman spoke in what Nikolai thought was a Baltic accent.

"Alright already. Jeez, Дерьмо я имею дело с..."

"Только получите нас отсюда!"

"You speak language of... oh wait, da!!! Motherland." Nikolai was ecstatic, there was yet another person from the Soviet Union.

"Yeah, dudes, zombies!" Deadpool said as he sliced a zombie's head off as it got loose.

"To exit, and then liquor store."

The eight people soon ran out. As they did, the voice-com whined, and two voices began to speak.

"YOU!!!"

"Hello, Dr. Maxis."

"You will not stop me Edward, you will pay for-"

"-AAAGH!!!"

"OH, Shut up svinehund!"

"Grr... you missed my femoral artery."

"Oh ja, Samuel's a shitty shot."

"HEY!!!"

"No matter, as long as I draw breath, you will still pay, Richtofen."

"Vait, vhat are you... NEIN, DO NOT!!!"

"Goodbye, Richtofen..."

"HOLY..."

"Shite!"

Harry ducked under a overturned log as a hydra tried to hunt him and Link. While Link was fighting the beast head-on, Harry hid. His usual set of spells only had so many uses.

Meanwhile, Link had managed to dive under the murky water with the use of his Zora Armor. He took out his clawshots and latched onto the tail.

The hydra tensed up, then threw it's tail around. Link took this opportunity to let go, and fire a few arrows, which hit three hydra heads in the eyes. They reeled back, all while the fourth head smirked. It then got a bomb arrow right into it's nose, which exploded. The head looked dizzy, right before slacking, dead.

Three more...

"GRrrr..."

"GRrrr..."

"GRrrr..."

"Oh hell." Harry muttered.

As soon as the other three head got read to charge, yet another grapple on it's tail. It did the same 'shake it off' routine, and a man came out, wearing a skull mask. He did the exact same thing as Link, except with the other eyes instead, and upped the ante with three bomb arrows. The hydra soon keeled over, unable to function. The two looked to see a man in a ridiculous green and yellow outfit, running over to the man.

"Dammit Tony, did you really have to do that?"

"Bob, I'm pissed, and I'm in another world. OF COURSE I had to."

After that, Harry felt a man tap his shoulder. He looked to see a bald, black man with an eyepatch, aiming a gun at his head.

"Do not do anything brash."

"Alright, alright, I'll surrender." Harry slowly got up, and saw that this 'Tony' was holding a sawn-off shotgun at Link's head.

Great, either he's an English assassin, or a plain ol' assassin. Either way, no way I'm dealing with him.

Then a blade was held at his own throat.

"Hello there, who're you?" A nail began to brush down his chest.

"I-isn't this a-a bit... of overkill?"

"Do not even think about it." The black said.

"Do not do it." Harry looked to the side slowly, and tried to resist the urge to facepalm.

A fat man in robes with an Asian accent, and blindfolded man. Equestria alone is bloody weird, I do NOT need more fucking madness.

A winged woman took the blade away from Harry's neck and smirked.

"Alright, where's Wade Wilson?" Tony said, bringing a gun to Link. The swordsman did not flinch at the gun, he had knew that his shield could protect him.

Meanwhile, in Earth 115Z, Steve Rogers quirked an eyebrow, not sure why he thought that there was another thinking that his shield could stop bullets like his would.

Link did know the 'right' answer.

"North by northeast, in a cavern."

Fury looked at Link for just a moment, and nodded, taking the gun away from Harry.

"Thank you."

"B-but he might be moving southwards soon." Harry interjected. For once, Link was not happy at Harry butting in. He looked at Harry with a look that said 'Why?'

"We need to get there soon, is there a way there?" The fat man asked.

"Well, there is the train."

"Excellent, let's go."

Twilight did it, her five friends had finally got their cutie marks back on the right flanks. Now to go send a letter to Celestia and...

"Hello."

Twilight turned to see a man, an overweight man, holding a gun, and a note.

"Send zis to your teacher, zere is a storm coming, und zen, zey vill be gone. Poof!" The man's voice was high-pitched, and did not match what she thought would've been his accent.

"Wha..."

The man put his hand on Twilight's neck, and put pressure on it, putting her to sleep.

"Huh, didn't zink zat vould vork."

'Yeah... you think we can cook it?'

"SAM!"

'Alright, sorry. Jeez.'

Richtofen sighed. Step two was almost complete. He just needed to truly kill Maxis before Dempsey, Takeo, Nikolai, and especially Samantha realize that he is here.

"Accend from darkness frauline Sparkle, und gain true power, TRUE POWER!!!"

'If I was in control, I'd shit my pants.'

"Gross."

Richtofen climbed out the window and snuck out of Ponyville, fully aware of the attention he might attract from... her.

"Only zis time, vill I aid you Celestia, und your little pawns of zis chess game of ultimate power."

"Soon."

Author's Notes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0Ezf9BbIYk