The door was kicked down, and a squad came in. David had John follow him, Nikolai had Weasel, Deadpool and Cable teamed up, Link and Midna went their own way, Stryker and Cage followed their instincts, and Harry and Hagrid followed Celestia.

They did not know what was coming.

"Link, what do you think lies within this place?"

Link looked around, noticing that this seems to be a collection, of weapons, knick-knacks, decorations, and many other things.

"Storage?"

Midna narrowed her eyes. IT did seem that obvious.

"Let's just... wait, you hear that?"

Link did hear that, and decided to grab a nearby weapon with his right hand, a handgun. From what he saw from David and Stryker, it can't be too hard, right?

As Link look around the corner, he found a man, putting a note on an object.

"Halt!" Link yelled.

"Oh shit!" The man yelled, running away. Link fired it like Deadpool would've done it, and promptly gets hit in the face with it, as well as shattering his wrist. He fell back, as Deadpool and Cable came in to see what happened.

"What the hell happened to you?" Cable asked.

"Hmm, a Desert Eagle, and you're holding your wrist. Dude, you don't fire a gun like this one-handed. Stupid!" Deadpool was now all up in Link's face.

Meanwhile, Samuel hid behind some crates, looking over to see a writhing Link and three people looking over to them.

"That... was close."

'Ja, it vas. Now, get to it Samuel, zere are still two ozzer set of directions to get to mien fruend.'

"Oh God."

"...Dumbass."

"Alright Wade, that's enough." Cable pulled Wade back away from Link.

Midna sighed, letting Link take a drink out of the Great Fairy Tears he had. He didn't need the power boost, but he needed to to at least fix his wrist. It worked like a charm, and taught Link that he'd need to take lessons. This is more difficult than he thought.

"Hmm..."

"What is wrong Cable?" Midna asked.

"It's a note."

"A note, what does it say?"

"It says..."

"What? That? Umm, did you forget..."

'Nein, plant ze rest.'

"Fine."

David looked around, until...

"John, did Wade give you that gun?"

"Yes, he said..."

"Let him worry about me instead." David gently took the gun away from John, unloaded it, and worked the slide, rendering the gun safer.

"Yeah." David place the gun on a counter, before noting one thing.

"Woah, an AN-94? These things are not even allowed for export out of Russia!"

"How do you know these things David? You never really..."

"Hey, what I find sweet is my business." David said as he grabbed the gun. After holding the gun for a few moments, David decided he'll keep it. At that moment, the very same energy that changed the Ray Gun Mark II. The red trinium on on the sights turned purple, and the furniture gained a red camouflage.

"Erm... Sure, why not?" David slung the gun over his soldier, and then saw a man.

"Hey, it's you!"

"Not again!" The man replied, in a different tone.

"What?"

The man pulled a gun and fired some shots blindly. They all missed, but David saw this as aggression and promptly tried to run for him, only to trip on a two-stroke lawnmower engine.

"Who lies this stuff all willy-nilly over the ground?"

The man escaped, and the duo were met by Nikolai and Weasel.

"We heard gunshots, what happened?" Weasel looked around.

"Some fatty. And whose idea was it to keep this stuff all cluttered here?" David kicked the engine away, but without flinching at the pain expected from kicking a heavy object.

"Hey, there is note." Nikolai took the note at hand and handed it to John.

"So, what does this say?"

"This blows."

'I can blow harder, nyaha.'

"What do you mean by that?"

'Zhey, know it.'

"W... who the fuck's 'they'? Err, wait, what the fuck are you even talking about?"

"This is weird."

"Really Hagrid?"

"Yeah, I mean look at this. These things were from the lost and found at Hogwarts."

"What? How the bloody hell is that possible?"

"Beats me." Hagrid went through the various knick-knacks, taking his own personal trip down memory lane.

"PStt... Pssst..."

"What the..." Harry muttered, before a note was slapped right onto his face. A figure ran away.

"What the... EDWARD!!!"

"Wot the... Wot goin' on?"

Meanwhile, Stryker and Cage heard the yell from Celestia, and took a mad dash towards the sound. Cage began to mouth something.

"Long time since..."

"...we fought stuff?"

"Umm, yeah."

"Last time we did that, nearly everyone died, you inclu..."

"Shut up."

Magic blasts resonated in the storage room as Richtofen ran, taking over for Samuel.

'You just want me to have a terrible life, don't you?'

"I vant everyone to have a terrible life Samuel."

"Fuck. You."

Several minutes passed, and Richtofen found a car that was clearly used as a battering ram. He got in, found the key in ignition, and revved it.

"Ah, let's do zis."

'Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh the heaven might FUX!!!'

"Vhat does fux mean?"

'Who ca..."

"HALT!!!"

Scheiße, muss sich bewegen, JETZT!!! Richtofen stepped on the gas, the wheels screeched, and was soon driving off.

Ve done everyzing ve can Samuel, ve must get Dr. Maxis out of ze cave, und prepare ze clonez.

'Clones! This is fucking insane!'

Vhat did you expect vhen ve vent to anozzer dimention, vith ponies everyvhere.

'...Valid point.'

"DAMMIT!!!" Celestia stomped her hooves in frustration. First the mercenaries, then Richtofen. This was starting to compound onto her, and she was getting close to losing it.

"Yo Tia, the hell's wrong here?"

Celestia turned to see David, and the rest of crew.

"David, glad to see you."

"Yeah, that guy... who was he? You had to have known him if you're pissed."

Celestia sighed, and spoke in a low tone.

"Richtofen."

"Wait wait wait... Richtofen?"

"You know him Nick?" Wade asked.

"Da, I... used to fight with him."

"What." Celestia said in a low, angry tone.

"Da, he tries to suck up to Nikolai, just to get free drink. Oh, and he helped blow up Earth. Fuck him"

"So you don't... Wait, WHAT!!!" John could not really like that last fact.

"I know, THAT IS MY VODKA!!!"

"Whatever, whoever this Richtofen is, he left us directions. Let's go."

"Wait, David, Richtofen is..."

Too late, the group left. Celestia tried to teleport to them, but the bearers of Corrupted Harmony were already in the car, ready to drive off.

"WAIT, DON'T LISTEN TO EDWARD, HE WILL KILL YOU ALL!!!"

The beings in the car didn't hear the alicorn, and kept driving. Weasel walked up to Celestia, and put a hand on her shoulder.

"Is he that bad?"

"You have no idea." Celestia said breathlessly.

Weasel just widened his eyes, and stepped back.

"W-we are... doomed?"

Celestia hesitated. She knew some of Richtofen's exploits. She decided to say one phrase.

"Have you seen... the undead walk the Earth?"

"Oh... oh my God..."

"So, we got three places to go to." Stryker said as he read the notes.

"You and me will go to... that cave I was in when I got trapped, after being chased by wolves?"

"Wait, you mean at..."

"Yes, that cave, Link." David rolled his eyes.

"There is cave, Wade and I will go to cave at cold north place." Nikolai said as he read the note, which was written in Russian, poorly.

"I shall get the tommy-hawks!"

"You mean tomahawks."

"Fuck you Harry!" Wade briefly flipped off Harry, who just rolled his eyes.

"Whatever. Link, Harry, I'm dropping you off at the point. Try to stay alive, and be useful." David said.

"Right." Harry said in a deadpan manner. "Let's go Link." Link nodded and went out the car with Harry.

"So, where are we?" Harry looked around.

They were at a swamp.

"Ugh, this place smells."

Link nodded in agreement, and the two marched on.

"Ahh, omph. What the fuck Wade!" David yelled at Deadpool as he also kicked out Stryker.

"Sorry bro, but I need to be awesome. L8R bitch." Wade then sped off.

"He just said l eight r." Stryker rubbed his head.

"Whatever, let's do this."

The two looked around, and saw the cave.

"Hard to believe that I gained my powers here."

"Made you an asshole."

"HEY!"

"Well, it's true."

"Just... fuck it."

Stryker chuckled as the two entered the cave.

"Ugh, smells like ass." David said.

"Nah, smells like methane."

"Nice one Wade!"

"Hell yesh!"

"So, now that douche is dealt with, we go to ice cave."

"Yep. One thing though."

"What is it?"

"If this Eddy is so bad, why are following his advice?"

"I..." Nikolai was silent for a moment.

"Ehhh, is it plot... thingy, as you would... say?"

"...Seems legit." Wade said.

'Soon enough, zhey vill rid me of mein enemies, und leave me vith opposers vhatsoever, und, I vill have mine own body.'

"I hope you know what the fuck you are doing."

'I know Samuel, I do know.'

Richtofen looked over Canterlot from the mountaintop, and smiled. This was step one, retrieve the keys, the heroes' favor.

He will control everything, oh, he will.

He looked at other universes with his device as well, killers, jerks, mercs, heroes and psychos alike.

He would bring them in, later...

Maxis has just begun his revenge. He needed to be dealt with.

As well as Doom. As a matter of fact...

'I need 115 Samuel.'

"Glowing rock things? Why?"

'A veapon, beyond your vildest imagination!'

"Oh, alright."

'NYAHAHAHAHAHA!!!'