David gave an amused look at the reactions of the three men. He looked to see Harry equally surprised and Link interested at the 'Super-Lamborghini' David had. He proceeded to turn on the radio to play Channel 42, By deadmau5 and Wolfgang Gartner on the car radio. Link became interested at the steady tempo, and became thoroughly enamored when he heard more sounds joining in a harmonic melody as he would put it. Nikolai however...

"This music is shit! Turn it off."

"No way man, I'm likin' this!"

"ME TOO!" Wade said, bopping his head to the bass tempo.

"Well," Princess Celestia started off, "Are you now willing to at least listen to me?"

"I'm willing to give a nice chat, but we need someplace more secure and secret." David said.

"Good. Here's a map of our land." The princess gave a map of the land.

"You are near the Bogg. I shall meet you at Canterlot Castle."

David looked at the map. He then looked up to the princess, who was just barely taller than David.

"Very well, we'll be there ASAP!"

"Excellent. I shall see you soon. Sister, time to leave." Luna nodded and the two took off to the air. David smirked and got in the car. As he did, Nikolai became jealous.

How come he gets muscles all of sudden?

Ah dunno, he just got 'em.

"You guys coming with?"

The others quirked eyebrows, but nonetheless went in. Stryker got shotgun, Harry sat behind David, Link behind Kurtis, Deadpool behind Harry and Nikolai behind Link. Link noted how comfortable the seat was and felt it.

Huh, it's a type of leather.

Leather! The poor animals!

Link took a frantic look around as the song was ending. Harry noticed and got worried.

"Are you alright?"

Link nodded, not wanting to worry the group. Everything that was happening was really making Link confused and helpless.

What is this machine? What did Deadpool use to kill that manticore? What is with their slightly archaic way of speaking? Why am I here in the first place?

Those questions will have to wait, David was ready to leave.

"Okay, seatbelts on guys."

Link looked around and saw Harry put a belt-like object to something, He saw it was near him too, and proceeded to put it to use. David began to look through the songs on the radio, and chose one.

He began to drive, the others in the car were shocked at how fast they were going all of a sudden.

"Do you even have your driver's licence?" Stryker asked.

"I need one here?"

Stryker just stared blankly at David.

"Let's just sing along to this song boys!"

Stryker, Deadpool and Harry agreed. All of three of them were deadmau5 fans, and Harry liked My Chemical Romance.

"Time for another verse!" David said, as the group prepared to sing again. Link just chucked, he didn't like the song much, but they were having fun, so he was enjoying this time. Nikolai was merely covering his ears, hating every second of the song.

The song began to end and they were near Canterlot castle.

How did we get here so quickly?

This car seems to go 200 MPH, easy.

Isn't that dangerous?

Who cares? It's awesome.

You're insane!

And I say, screw safety!

Rarity just sighed at David's idiotness. They soon stopped in front of the castle doors, where Princess Celestia was just walking through. The six got out of the car, Link doing so a bit sluggishly.

"You came here quickly." Celestia said, a bit surprised at the time it took.

"How long was it?"

"Merely 5 minutes."

David smirked, "and how far were we?"

"50 kilometers!"

"This thing can go 200 miles per hour, easy. I'm not surprised."

Celestia just widened her eyes. 200 miles! Not even our fastest pegasi can reach half that speed.

200 miles! Even I can't reach that speed without hurting something.

Just what are you?

"If I may, I know you have questions, so follow me."

The men agree with the princess and followed her. After about 10 minutes, she opened a secret tunnel among the wall of her throne room.

I didn't even know about this tunnel!

I wonder why?

The seven traveled down the tunnel. It got dark, but the princess glowed her horn to create light. If only Link had oil for his lantern. That's it!

Link tapped the princess' shoulder, and showed her his lantern. She looked at it and said, "We'll get you some lantern oil, don't worry."

"Oil?" Stryker said, "I got something even better." Stryker took out his flashlight, spun it a few times and turned it on, creating a light brighter than the princess' horn. Link at this point was not even remotely surprised at what he was seeing.

"Why are we underground? We don't have to be that secretive." Harry said.

"Trust me, I kept seeing a cave drawing with archaic symbols that I can't even read. I possibly thought that you might know a thing about them."

"Right! And Stalin was a good leader."

"Hah! Sarcasm was good Nikolai." David said. Link had no idea who Stalin was, but he assumed a horrible leader from what he was hearing.

"This is probably only thing we are going to agree on David."

"Yeah, you drunk-ass bastard."

"Arrogant dick."

"You humans done bickering?" Celestia said.

"Pretty much." David said.

"Good, here it is."

Nikolai and Link looked at the drawings and widened their eyes.

"This half is in the language of the motherland!" Nikolai said as he moved his fingers along the writing.

Link approached the other set of writing. "And this half is in Hylian."

The humans seemed confused at the fact that Link spoke, but considering that only he could read them, they were expecting him to speak more that he would usually do.

"Very well, Nikolai, if you would read that first then." Celestia said.

"Da!" Nikolai cleared his throat, took a swig of vodka and began to read.

"On the day this is read, there will be six humans appearing in this world. The Honest Drunk! The Kind Hero! The Loyal Law! The Generous Normalcy! The Laughing Psychopath! The Magical Wizard!"

"Wizard?" Stryker looked at Harry. Is that guy a sorcerer?

Why do you care?

Sorcerers and I never went well together.

"What about wizards?" Deadpool asked.

"I never really liked them."

"How would you know?"

"If I may read this writing, ненормальные!" Nikolai said, a bit annoyed at these people, especially David.

"These men will go out at night with the spirits of the Elements of Harmony."

"What!" Celestia said.

"What about it?" David asked, arms folded.

"I was hoping that this wasn't true... Have any of you noticed voices in your head?"

"A bitchy voice in my head that got there tonight? Yeah, I got that."

"Nikolai has hick voice in head, I thought I was turning into 8th wife." The 8th wife comment caused David to cast a glare at Nikolai.

Link nodded, I knew it! I was hearing things!

"I did notice a pink caption box in my head today."

All except for David gave confused looks, David assumed that Deadpool fitted the 'Laughing Psychopath' category.

"Well," Stryker began, "I have been hearing an arrogant voice."

"And I've heard a voice, named Twilight Sparkle."

David chuckled at that, he hated that vampire romance series, but he enjoyed a good joke about it every once in awhile. He did think that Vampires Suck was so bad, it was funny.

"What! This is bad." Celestia said.

"I'm assuming that these voices used to be normal..."

"Ponies, yes."

"Well," Harry said. "What are the Elements of Harmony?"

"Honesty, Kindness, Generosity, Laughter, Loyalty, Magic. These elements are the foundation of this world, and our most powerful artifacts. Without them, we are powerless."

"Well, that's interesting. You done Nikki?" David said.

"Don't call me that! And yes, that is all."

Link nodded and began to read.

"These men will begin to fight for the safety of Equestria. In the next year, they will fight a great evil force, and the six must fight to save not only this world, but the worlds they hail from. The Honest Drunk, Nikolai Belinski! Kind Hero, Link! The Loyal Law, Kurtis Stryker! The Generous Normality, David Vulakh! The laughing Psychopath, Wade Wilson! The Magical Wizard..." Link hesitated at what name was there. Harry already knew what was going to happen.

"Alright then! I am a wizard! I didn't want to tell you guys because I felt that we would end up fighting."

"You're damn right, Sorcerer!" Stryker said, pulling his gun out at the wizard.

"Woah! What are you..."

"Stryker! Don't!"

"But David..."

"Don't, or I'll break your arm." David said, cracking his knuckles, then his neck.

Stryker shook his head and put away his M9, while David gave the other one from earlier back.

"If I may, We already know what may happen, we must now finish reading that writing. Link."

Link nodded and began to read again.

"When the night is over and the sun has risen, the humans switch roles with the mares in the minds of the humans, and they become watchers themselves."

The others were expecting more, but Wade then spoke. "That's it?"

"Apparently so."

"Then we shall go back to Ponyville to discuss important issues."

The humans agreed and soon left the tunnel. The night was almost over and the six humans need to get home soon. They knew that they had friends and families to be with at that point in their lives.

And it was not going to be done soon.