The group of seven appeared in a strange area. The whole area was glowing blue and swirling, as if...

"Where are we?" Harry asked.

"We are in the actual timestream! Neat, huh!" Discord said with a smug look.

"This is cool as fuck." David said.

"Hey hey, what does this mean though?" Nikolai asked.

"I... don't know. I thought we'd find the right point to go to while we'd be more ready." Discord shrugged.

"Is there anything bad about this though?"

"We lost them!" Reed Richards yelled out.

"Well find them now!" Fury yelled.

"Ohh, this is not good, not good at all." Auru sat down, holding his head, and rubbing his temples.

"Tell me about it. Richards?"

"Still nothing!"

"Oh, what now!?"

"Fury, get us out of here!" Mike yelled.

"We're on lockdown, no one gets in or out, no exceptions!"

"Wait, I can tell what breached our defences." Shinnok held up his hand in a objective way.

"How, may I ask?" Tony Stark folded his arms together.

"It's a vampire, from my universe."

"Vampire, I haven't fought one of those yet. This should be fun, yeah?" Ashei pulled her sword to fight the beast.

"I'm just gonna... stand here." Bruce Banner said, not moving aside from the occasional swaying.

"This is insane!" Diana yelled.

"Yeah, well this seems to be more annoying than bad." Tank said, cocking his SkullKrusher.

Silence.

Shinnok looked above him, and summoned a fist towards a shadow, hitting something. A woman fell, with massive wings, and a skimpy outfit. She took one look at the former elder god and hissed.

"Nitara."

Nitara slammed into Shinnok and through a wall into another room.

"We need containment class personnel near the projector room now!" Fury yelled over the com link.

"Let's go!" The group dashed through the hole in the wall, except for Shad and Auru. Dempsey and Takeo ran through. Samantha decided to put her new suit to use.

"Minions, kill the vampire, and bring me her spleen too, if you don't mind."

"Avengers, Assemble!" Captain America yelled. Thor grabbed Mjölnir, Stark brought out his latest Iron Man suit and put it on, Hawkeye unfolded his compound bow, Bruce...

"RAAAH!"

...Hulked out.

"Let's go!"

Soon the room was empty, and no one knew what was happening.

"What the fuck was that about?" Russman asked no one in particular.

"I believe that reality just plain... fucked up." Marlton said simply.

"Oh, big time." Hailey said.

"Well, what the hell are we goin' tah do?" Misty asked no one in particular.

"Maybe we should help them." Russman suggested.

"No thanks, I'm not going after a vampire!" Hailey said.

"Nor will I, zombies was bad enough anyway." Marlton said.

"Is that so, Marlton, sweetie?" Misty gave the cutest puppy-dog face she could muster to convince Marlton. The nerd just looked away, but... she was so...

"Alright, I'll go."

"Heh, puppy-dog face, gets the boys every time. I know, Russman was a victim once."

"There's the scene!" Deadpool pointed at a ritualistic ceremony.

The six mares were tied up, hanging from chains, all while Celestia was thrown into a coffin. There was a massive gravestone, and an empty space right under it.

"Huh, guess Celestia wasn't lying." Stryker said.

"Go?" Nikolai asked.

"Go, we ain't waiting for anything." David said.

"There goes our heroic entrance." Deadpool said, tossing himself onto the window, and slammed face first into a window.

"Moron." David said, soon turning to Discord. "Discord, teleport us to there, and don't skimp on our stuff!"

"Alright, make sure they're all right, especially Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie, they're my favorites!"

"Yeah yeah."

With a snap of his fingers, the six humans appeared in between Grundy and the coffin, and the grave he dug for Celestia.

"Where were you guys!" Rainbow Dash yelled.

"Time." Stryker said simply.

"Time?" Twilight asked.

"Time, shut up, we have to fight!" David summoned a Scottish claymore and entered a battle stance.

"Guess you just won't die." Grundy dropped the coffin and began to throw various knives at the humans. Deadpool stood still, Link brought his shield in front of him, Stryker rolled out of the way with Harry, Nikolai went prone and David swung his sword repeatedly to deflect the blades.

They all worked in their own way and they were now ready to fight Solomon Grundy again.

"Just... die." Grundy popped his neck and entered a battle pose.

"Nope.avi." Deadpool said, pulling a knife out of his gut.

"RAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

"YEAAAAAAAAA!!!"

"AAAAAA... Ooph."

Shinnok ended up in the biodome, the only part of Griffin Station that had windows. He got up slowly and glared at Nitara.

"Why are you doing this?" Shinnok questioned the vampire.

"YOU, tell me where he is!"

"I will not disclose the realm he has ended up in."

"Then... I will fight it out of you!"

Nitara dashed towards the elder god and tried to slash him with her nails. Shinnok managed to dodge the attack and place a well power punch to her hip, breaking a rib. Nitara yelled in pain, but she felt worse. She regurgitated an orb of blood at Shinnok, and it hit its mark. Distracted, Shinnok did not notice that Nitara had brought out her Kama blades and drove them into his shoulderblades. As he yelled in pain, Nitara drove her fangs into his neck, sucking out some blood for energy. She kicked him away and entered a battle pose. Shinnok, weakened, but still capable of fighting, got up and brought out his Amulet Staff.

"You will not win this fight Shinnok!"

"Nor will you, vampire!"

The two warriors charged forward and clashed weapons.

"HEEYAH!"

Stryker had managed to land a punch on Grundy's face. The group had definitely learned their lesson about fighting this creature.

But Grundy was still a capable fighter and soon grabbed Stryker by the head and threw him away. At that point, Nikolai had fired a Sliquifier shot at Grundy. The zombie was slow, but not crafty. He dropped down and avoided the shot, before charging at the Russian. Nikolai, having remembered that this one was much like his third wife, did what he would do at that point.

"Eat Sickle, zombie!" Nikolai drove the sickle into Grundy's gut, stunning him long enough to pull out the blade, and some guts too.

Grundy was losing steam, and fighting was relentless, and he was losing.

"Expelliarmus!"

Harry's spell merely alerted the monster about Harry's whereabouts, and ignored him. Magic couldn't hurt him, why pay attention?

"KICK!" Deadpool said as he tried to kick the zombie. Unfortunately, he missed, and was grabbed by the leg, repeatedly slammed on the ground.

Like with Hulk and Loki.

Ha, Lo... KAAA, I'll hold off... OWIE, when I'm not being smashed.

Right, good thing you can heal fast.

Yeah, good thing.

"This guy's hard to beat." David said, Link nodding in agreement.

"That's it!" Grundy let loose a fog from his body that cover the entire graveyard. The gas was also obnoxious, harming the lungs of our heros.

"Damn, this is worse than *COUGH* my smoking habit..." Stryker coughed a bit more.

"Smell worse than fourth wife, but Nikolai is okay."

"Guess it's up to the two of us Nick!" Deadpool said.

"Da, let us kill this bastard!"

"YEEAAAAAAAAHHH!!!"

"AAAAAHH!"

"AAAAAHH!"

Blade and staff clashed. Sparks flew in all directions. Shinnok had managed to get an advantage thanks to his staffs long reach. But it was hardly more useful than the Kama blades Nitara used.

And they just broke the staff in half. Shinnok realized that he would not win this fight...

"HSSS!"

Fairly at least. He used his magic to summon two of his slaves, a blindfolded swordsman and an obese man.

"Kill her!"

"As you wish." The duo began to charge at the vampire, but she knew better. She dodged their attacks, rather than hurt them outright. She knew undead warriors when she saw them, and these warriors would not be easy prey. The blindfolded man used telekinetic energy to throw his sword at the vampire, but a backflip made it a miss. She looked at the fallen god, and charged headlong, taking flight to avoid the other two warriors. Shinnok in desperation, grabbed a piece of his staff, and tried to use it a a stake.

"HAAA!"

"YEAAA!"

"AHHH, oo FUCK!"

Nikolai and Deadpool were flung to a pile, the pile of heroes and the ponies that managed to escape when Stryker attempted to shoot them down, and succeeded. Grundy grabbed the massive gravestone meant to mark where Celestia would be buried, and held it up high.

"Shit."

"AHHH!"

"That came from the biodome!" Fury took out his handgun and went into the dome with the rest of the group. He looked around, and didn't see anything.

"Spread out, we need to cover more ground."

"RIGHT!" The team unisoned. They split up and within seconds, Zelda, Rusl and Ashei saw it.

Nitara drew her fangs out of Shinnok's ripped out heart and threw it aside. She licked the blood that stained her arm and chest off of her fingers, and then took the amulet that Shinnok had. She gave it a long look, and got a devious smile.

"Here I come, lover boy."

Grundy was ready to smash down on the down humans hard. But then...

"RAHH!" Grundy dropped the tombstone as he felt pain for the first time in ages.

"You stay the hell away from Nikolai, you miserable, piece of shit!" A scratchy voice yelled out from nearby. No one knew who it was exactly, except one of them.

"Weasel? Is that you?"

Nikolai looked to see a man, dressed in prison clothes, a coat, fingerless gloves, and a beret on his head. in his hands was a four barreled shotgun, that appeared to be break-open, and had tapered muzzles.

"That's right! And I brought friends too!"

"What?" Deadpool asked. "Really, who?"

"Wouldn't you like to know."

"Is that..." Wade looked to see a white haired man with a cyborg arm, aiming a laser weapon at the zombie.

"CABLE! How'd you get here?"

"After this guy's dead, Wade!"

"Let me guess..." Stryker looked around, and soon saw a green blur dash towards the zombie, and kick him several feet away. He hopped a little while he enjoyed his victory.

"I make this look easy, right guys?"

"Johnny? I thought you were..."

"Dead? Please, happened too many times to count for me. I guess I'm immortal by now." Johnny Cage said, adjusting his ever-present sunglasses by the bridge.

"HAAGH!" Grundy punched Cage in the face, giving him a nosebleed, and broken sunglasses.

"Hey, those were $500 sunglasses, asshole!"

"Money don't mean nothing when you're dead." Grundy raised his fists, but something grabbed them before he could swing.

"Don't think about it, mate." A powerful punch pushed the zombie to his knees. He looked to see a massive man, 10 feet tall, and sporting a massive beard.

"Let me guess, next one is from Link's world?" David asked.

"Is that, Hagrid!"

"Hello Harry, dunno how I got here, but I'm not letting you, or your new friends die on my watch!"

"He should get vodka!" Nikolai yelled out, bringing out his Sliquifier out and aiming one more time.

"Man, this is some crazy shit here. First I die, then Alcatraz, than purgatory. It is just insane." Weasel said.

"Oh man, Ah think Ah have some broken ribs, ahhh..." Applejack moaned, still hurt from multiple things.

"We better kill zombie, like right fucking now." Nikolai fired a burst of purple goo at the undead monster, but it missed by mere inches.

"You almost had it, fatass!" David yelled.

"I am drunk, what is your excuse?"

"Fine, I'll RPG him." David summoned a RPG-7 and took aim.

*BAARHH*

"Hey, what the fuck is that?!" Nikolai yelled.

"I didn't do that." David said, looking at his unfired Rocket launcher.

"I did."

Link looked to see a tall, slender woman, but it wasn't human. She was a beautiful woman, with orange, flowing hair. She also had pale blue skin, and seemed to have a soft smile on her lips.

Midna! Is... that really you? Link thought is shock.

Man author, what's next? David thought to himself. And to answer your question, wait.

Fine. Thank you Wade for this thing.

"Grundy... will kill... ALL OF..."

A blast of purple goo hit Grundy, and immediately, he turned into a puddle of mush. Everyone looked to see Nikolai, holding the weapon that killed Solomon Grundy.

"Damn, puddle is not vodka!"

"Drunkass bastard." David muttered under his breath.

"Well, that was... interesting." Hagrid poked at the goop on the floor with his umbrella.

"Hey guys, is it over?"

Everyone turned to see a man, wearing a shirt with a maple leaf on it, blue jeans, and a curly hairstyle. He also looked like Jesse Eisenberg too.

"John Gleb, never thought a guy from my world would end up here. Although, you're probably never going to fight." David said with a smirk.

"Umm, yes, well, of course. I'm never the violent type."

"Oh mah gawd, David wuz right." Deadpool said dopily.

"Umm, what are you..."

"You do look like Jesse Eisenberg! And because of my Canadian sense, I can tell that you are Canadian! Oh god, oh god, oh god!!!" Deadpool gave the cutest squee he could muster.

"Umm, David?"

"Yeah, yeah, guys, little help!" David said, trying to open the coffin that housed Celestia. He managed to open it with a little tug. "Never mind then."

"Wow, I'm Wade Wilson, but you can call me Deadpool, the Merc with the Mouth, the Regenerative Degenerate, the Crimson Comedian, and other, more awesome na..."

Cable, having known that Wade would go off, used his psychic powers to blow up his head. Blood and brains spilt all over the floor, and most of the humans were unprepared.

"Bloody... you killed him!" Hagrid looked at Cable with shock.

"Jesus Christ!" Weasel shook his head, not what to think.

"Oh... oh dear..." John keeled over and vomited all over the floor.

"Wow... you finally shut him up. Good thing he has healing factor, eh?" David said.

"Wait, what?" Midna asked.

"Deadpool can survive anything, even that. It'll shut him up for about an hour." Cable explained.

"Good, who here knows mouth-to-mouth? Celestia's out cold." David said. Secretly, though, he knew how to perform CPR. But he wasn't kissing a pony.

Everyone looked at each other awkwardly, before looking at Stryker.

"You're kidding, right?"

David shook his head slowly.

"Crap."

Nitara used her amulet to summon a portal, and grabbed the two slaves next to her as well.

"HALT!"

The vampire turned to see a woman in plate armor, a man in chainmail, and a woman in a dress. They were all armed.

"Freeze!"

Nitara looked to see Nick Fury, aiming a gun at the vampire.

"No escape, bitch!"

Dempsey, Takeo, Samantha, and various zombies on the moon base that no one managed to kill began to surround the three. Nitara looked to see three wizards, wands drawn and ready to use. Three civilians appeared, wondering what was happening, keeping a safe distance.

Thinking on her feet, she summoned a different portal, right behind the trio and the three tackled them quickly. Dempsey and his allies went shortly after, in spite of Fury's protests. Zelda, Ashei, and Rusl went after her as well. Taskmaster came into the room, one arming Bob, Agent of HYDRA, sniffed the air, and dashed towards the portal. Fury decided to just go in after them, and told the wizards to follow with. The others were ready to go too, but the portal diffused before they could go, and they realized something bad.

Fury was stuck in another world.

Author's Notes:

This got interesting.

Thinking about switching Catwoman with Harley Quinn for the sequel. Respond with a spoiler tag [ + spoiler + ] Words [ + /spoiler + ]