The six humans were taking it all in, every building was not spared from the carnage. There were no bodies, or if there were, they were at the morgue. Stryker remembered something like this all too well.

"We better find this bastard." Stryker said, garnering nods from the rest of the group.

"Well then, I guess we better search for him." Wade said.

"He is at library." Nikolai said as he pointed at a massive humanoid thing, carrying six ponies by their tails. Everyone soon knew who they were.

"Hey, he's got those mares we like!" David said out loud, attracting the attention of the monster.

"Nice one, David." Harry said as he took out his wand.

"Sorry for pointing out the facts, English."

"RAGHGH!"

"AWW FUCK, Loud noises hurt Nikolai worse than spikes shooting to balls."

"What." Wade asked.

"It is painful, like syphilis, but more piercing."

"Guys, focus!" Stryker said quickly as the creature smacked Wade with the mares at hand and through a building. The mares woke up at that and were groaning in pain.

"I will kill you dead." The thing spoke.

"I am guessing you are Solomon Grundy, the giant asswipe?" David said. Grundy's only response was to grab David with his free hand and throw him into Carousel Boutique. As David smashed into the mannequins and fell to his back, he let out a wheezing cough, and a few words.

"Well crap... that one's no pushover... I need to lay down..."

Meanwhile, Stryker entered a kombat position and took out his handgun and pointed it into the air.

Stryker twirled the weapon and put it into its holster and smacked his fists together.

"Police brutality, coming up!"

"Puny bullets cannot hurt me."

"Then I'll use non-puny ones." Stryker pulled out his assault rifle and opened fire one the beast, dead center. Solomon Grundy soon moved the ponies in front and Stryker ceased fire.

"These horses might have made good shields."

"Yeah, because we ain't killin 'em." The zombie turned to see that Wade was literally right next to him, cheeky smile under his mask.

"You know, you got bad breath, ever heard of something called mouthwa.. GAKGAH!!!"

Grundy lifted Wade by his neck and breathed on the merc's face.

Well that was an epic fail.

Well duh, Grundy's DC Comics, which just released Injustice: Gods Among Us.

Really, I want to play that bitch.

Joker was funny, in a dark, ironic kinda way.

Guys, choking...

And we can help, how?

Yeah, we're head voices.

Dicknuts...

That reminds me, we've got to see when the next season of Archer comes back on.

I'll admit... that show's fucking awesome.

Link, having taken opportunity with the distractions Stryker and Deadpool have made, had managed to get on top of a nearby roof and with his Hawkeye and Hero's Bow, he aimed and fired an arrow, right into Grundy's head. Unfortunately, it didn't penetrate enough and merely directed attention towards the swordsman. Grundy threw Wade towards the boutique and managed to land Wade on top of David.

"OOF, I wish my toughness was more than my bones." David groaned.

"I wish I had tough bones, and a tough boner..." Deadpool sat up, popping some bones in his back.

"I hate you Wade."

"You and everyone back in my home." Deadpool couldn't really move much for a few minutes, his back was hugely tweaked, and he had a dislocated knee, which he popped back into place.

Meanwhile, Grundy jumped up and proceeded to prepare a hefty punch. Link rolled out of the way and Grundy punched through the roof, the Mane Six screaming in fear...

Especially Fluttershy.

"This ends now, monster." Link said as he drew his blade.

"Guns don't hurt me, what makes you sure that a knife can kill me?" Grundy yelled as he pulled the arrow out of his head, which only made it in a couple inches deep.

"I don't think, I know it will." Link twirled his sword and raised his shield.

Grundy began to reach for something from his back, and pulled out a cleaver.

It was at that point that everyone conscious and focused noticed that the zombie had multiple knives coming out of his back, and a noose around his neck. Many of ponies would be very fearful, except that they were also hurt from being used a flails. Grundy decided that it would be good to do it again, swinging from side to side. Link backflipped and brought out a slingshot, a fired a shot into Grundy's eye.

It was as effective as one would expect it to be, with Grundy slamming the mares down through the roof and grabbing Link's leg, and proceeding to prepare to throw him to another building.

A bullet hit Grundy dead center, causing him to drop the swordsman. The source of the shot was Nikolai, using an upgraded M14, also known as the Mnesia. A foregrip was attached to the gun and it housed 16 rounds in the magazine. It was a modest upgrade at the very least, and one that didn't kill Grundy. He proceeded to drop down and charge at the drunk.

"I'm back, baby!" Wade teleported in front of the drunk and took out a taser and pointed it at the zombie.

"Why! Won't You! DIE!?" Grundy yelled as he jumped onto the merc, getting an 'ommph' from the 'Regerating Degenerate.'

"Oi haz healinz factor, wot youz got?" Deadpool spoke as what an Ork from Warhammer 40K would speak like.

"Punches."

"And a small brain!" Grundy turned to his right to see David charging at the zombie with an obsidian knife. David jammed the blade into Grundy's neck and with a twist, broke it from the handle. Thankfully, Grundy's circulation system was dormant, so Grundy saw that was a minor inconvenience.

"You all have guts."

"And we have a wizard. NOW HARRY!" Stryker yelled to Harry, who was using Wingardium Leviosa on a chariot he found nearby. With a flick, the spell wore off and landed on the undead villain. David wasn't taking any chances and summoned an AKS rifle to put a bullet into the beast's head. At that point, Celestia flew in to access the damage.

"Is Grundy secure?"

"He's about to. Rule one of zombie killing, one in the head."

"Rule two, never let your guard down." Everyone turned to see Solomon Grundy lift the chariot and threw it into Stryker and Harry. He proceeded to grab Wade and smack Nikolai into the building next to him. Link dropped down to help, but Grundy grabbed him and performed a tombstone piledriver on the hero.

"Crud..." David proceeded to run for it. Celestia looked at the human, and then at the monster.

"Solomon Grundy."

"Celestia, I've been waiting for this."

"You've certainly gained some knowledge." Celestia spoke as the two began to circle each other.

"Being reincarnated multiple times will do that occasionally."

"Prin...cess..." Celestia heard Twilight groan and looked to the bearers of the Elements of Harmony, beaten, bloodied and immobilized, crawl out of a house.

"Twilight!" Celestia' momentary distraction let Grundy smash something over her head, a gravestone. As she was knocked out cold, Grundy began to hear something, and it seemed to be playing music too.

David was driving his 3.25 ton car straight into the zombie, blasting Afrojack for a burst of energy, and rammed the zombie. Grundy was flying for several feet before landing on his face. David stopped near the monster and got out, summoning a .357 magnum revolver for the final strike.

"I had to improvise Solly, now it's time to..."

Grundy was already up by the time David started speaking, and Grundy lifted David's car above his head, ready to...

"OH SHIIIIIIII..."

Grundy slammed the car onto David, knocking him out, and actually managed to crack a few ribs in his body from the shear force. Grundy soon ran toward the seven downed mares, and proceeded to grab them. Dragging them to the Lamborghini, he soon threw them into the back and got into the tight driver's seat after lifting the car from David. The monster was soon off for Canterlot, and turned off the radio.

The humans were too injured to do anything, except Wade, but he was unconscious.

It seemed that they lost.

At that point, Discord appeared and with a snap of his fingers, managed to bring the six to full strength.

"Woah, I think Grundy just... wait, MY CAR!" David looked around frantically for the vehicle, hoping that it was okay.

"Relax, but we need to hightail it to Canterlot, especially since you botched this mission." Discord said, making David glare at him, and flip him off.

"Well, take us to teleporting thing so we may go to the... thing." Nikolai said before drinking from his bottle.

"I'll just take you anyway." Discord snapped his fingers, and the group of seven were gone in a flash.

Author's Notes:

Once again, my editor is too backed up to be bothered for a few day, so I didn't have him edit it, so it may have some errors here and there. Apologies in advance.