The six humans were backstage, waiting for the big moment to come.

"Do we all have to give speeches?" Harry asked.

"Nyet, we do not, but at least one has too." Nikolai said.

"Glad to see you're listening." David said, playing five-finger fillet.

"Well, I'll speak for us. After all, every law-abiding citizen trust cops, right?" Stryker said.

"Well, you're right about law-abiding citizens at least." Deadpool joked.

"You never followed the law, didn't you?" Harry asked.

"Only when I'm not a merc do I follow the law, or was it when I'm my most sane?"

Take a third option.

"Nah, it's only when it's necessary."

Link rolled his eyes. He looked to the side to see six familiar mares come up to them.

"Howdy pardners, how y'all doin' here?"

"I am good Applejack, just drunk."

"Nikolai, yer gonna have'ta stop drinkin' soon, yer gonna ruin this here event."

"Like the time you went overboard at your family reunion?"

Applejack widened her eyes, and glared at Nikolai.

"I remember stuff too, like how much second wife was my favorite, damn shame syphilis killed her, and gave that to me." Nikolai took a long swig of vodka. David looked Nikolai a bit more sympathetically.

Damn...

Meanwhile, on the stage, Celestia was addressing her loyal subjects of Canterlot. She smiled as she knew that the humans had gained enough of a good reputation to be let free access in all of her land. She trotted to the podium and the crowd went silent. She spoke.

"My loyal subject, the past few months, we have heard of rumors of six strange creatures helping ponies all over Equestria, all of us."

The crowd exchanged some comments a bit. They all read the paper recently.

"I will say the following things. One: they are indeed real, I have met them personally."

Backstage, Link looked over to the large crowd and noted some murmurs come from the crowd.

I hope this works.

Yay, we're real.

And we killed a reindeer.

It was a good holiday announcement, and our game should be bitchin'.

"Two: These humans are under my watchful eyes." Celestia continued.

"Depends on how watchful." Stryker said.

"Shh, we are up next." Nikolai said, putting away his vodka for later use.

"And three: these creatures are here as I speak, so let us welcome to our kingdom of Equestria, the six humans that had been so helpful our home, and myself, David Vulakh!"

"I'm up." David walked onto the stage, waving his hand, and cracking his knuckles. The crowd was silent.

"Wade Wilson, better known as Deadpool!"

"I'm up!" Wade moonwalked onto the stage, and did a double backflip for the crowd, which garnered a slap on the back of the head by David. The crowd seemed to cringe at that, but knew about discipline.

"Show off."

"Kurtis Stryker!"

Stryker walked on stage, waving for the crowd. Still silent.

"Link, come on up!"

Link walked on stage, and just looked, he wasn't one for speeches and being a major part of ceremonies.

"Harry Potter!"

"Wish me luck."

"You do not need it Pot-head, I am drunk."

Harry raise an eyebrow, but assumed it was just a drunken outburst. He walked on stage, and waved a bit.

"And finally, Nikolai Belinski!"

"Alright, Nikolai is here!" Nikolai stumbled on stage. "I am Nikolai, and I am awesome! HA HA!"

David facepalmed. The six humans were now ready to introduce themselves.

"Which one of you will speak for the crowd?" Celestia asked the humans.

"I will." Stryker walked to the podium.

"Very well, tell my subjects about yourselves."

Stryker nodded and walked to the podium. After clearing his throat, he spoke.

"Um, I am just glad to know that... you guys let us be here, and are not attacking us... woo..."

"Smooth moves, Copper." Wade said, clearly realizing that Stryker was blowing it.

"Okay then, I will let you know one thing, I don't do the things I do because of money, or because of society's wants, but because I'm doing what is right! These five men, half are crazy, but they are good men, and I trust them with my life. They are my friends, and they will put down their lives and well-being for you, and so will I! I am Police Sargent Kurtis Stryker, and I promise that we will protect this country!"

The crowd heard enough, they cheered for the team, and Wade decided to celebrate with a headspin.

"Smooth moves indeed." Harry replied to Wade.

"Ahhh, screw you Hares, I'm Deadpool!"

The humans chuckled at this and David patted Link on the back, a little too hard.

"Oh my goodness, you know what this calls for?" Pinkie said as she appeared on the podium all of a sudden.

"Hint, it ends with y." Deadpool said.

"A PARTY!"

I was hoping for orgy.

Gross.

I agree.

You disgusting bastard.

Well excuse me for wanting to bone that pony and maybe have a love child with her.

The horror...

The horror...

You bastards...

"Where exactly?" Stryker asked.

"Well~..."

"AT PONYVILLE!"

"How'd we end up here?" Asked Link, of all people.

"Who cares? PARTY!" Deadpool took out so maracas and began a conga line.

"I need a drink." Stryker looked around for a bar. Nikolai decided to tag along. David, Link, and Harry were just there, confused.

"Forget it, this party is starting, where's the buffet?" David looked around and saw a massive buffet. It was vegetarian, but it was still food. He basically dashed for it.

"I never seen a man so hungry. Right Link? Link?" Harry looked to see that Link wasn't next to him. It turns out, he had the same idea as David.

"I can't believe this."

"Don't try." Twilight gave Harry something to drink. "It's just Pinkie Pie being Pinkie Pie."

Harry took a sip and noted something.

"This is... a strange punch?"

"Just some regular punch, spiked with some vodka."

"Where'd you get the vodka?"

"Definitely not from Nikolai."

"Good, he'd kill you if you try."

"You spent too much time with him."

"Indeed." Harry took another sip, he actually liked the drink.

"It's good, but don't give me too much, I'd rather be sober."

"OH MY GOD, THIS PUNCH IS GOOD!" David screamed from the other side of the room.

"Oh no, he got the spiked drink."

"How do you know, Twilight?"

"The alcohol is right next to the buffet."

Harry eyes widened, and he slowly walked in the opposite direction.

Oh hell... this won't end well.

"I know vodka, and this has vodka David, you got drunk."

"Ahhhhhh, screw yhou, I am shtil okay man, I am shtil okay." David slurred.

"David, go home, you're drunk. And this is complete reversal of what you say to me usually."

"Fuck ya, I'm drunk meselshf." David stumbled away towards Rarity, whom seemed angry.

"Rari... Rar... Rare... Rarity..."

"Yes David." Rarity said, clearly already annoyed.

"Hey girl, whash wrung?"

"Are you drunk?"

"I... I guesh, punch was shpiked when I drank it, sho I got drunk."

"Oh dear... first that stallion tries to have his way with me based on my looks, and now my friend gets flat-out drunk!"

"Wait, what?" David narrowed his eyes to get a clearer view of his friend.

"Some stallion sweet-talked me to the upstairs bedroom and tried to have what he calls, 'fun!'" Rarity said, adding a mocking emphasis on the word 'fun.'

"He tried to rape ya? Sheesh!" David's remark caught Link's attention, and he listened in.

"I know, I feel like I'd do better with a blind stallion instead."

"What about... you know... your own gen... gen... sex."

"A fillyfooler?" Rarity was taken aback, as was Link. "Oh no, believe me, I know."

"How? You kished shomepony earl-ee-ar?"

"More like she kissed me, she being Pinkie Pie." Link didn't want to know, but he was so interested at the idea of... the same sex liking each other.

"Pinkie? Why?"

"She was trying to find her sexuality last week. She kissed all kinds of single ponies, me included."

Link looked at the Pink mare, and just shook his head. Somehow, he wasn't surprised. He decided to walk away and see if Wade done something stupid yet.

"When she kissed me, I didn't feel anything besides disgust, surprise and confusion."

"Firsht one wash the mosht powerful." David found a glass of water and began to drink it to sober up.

"Indeed, needless to say, she found out she was bisexual."

"Really, that'sh intereshting."

"Indeed, but needless to say, I feel like every stallion I meet ends up not being a good pony, not being single or interesting."

"Maybe you shouldn't date ponies." David said, now buzzed instead of flat-out drunk.

"Come again?"

"Well, this place allows interspecies relationships, right?" David put his hand on his temple and rubbed it. "Okay, drinking water does not fix hangover, damn."

"Well... yes, but what does..." Then is dawned on Rarity. "Are you asking me out?"

"What? NO! I don't want a relationship with anyone here."

"Because getting a marefriend here makes going home... complicated."

"Exactly. But that doesn't mean I can't fall in love with someone, but I'll always see the ideas against that happening."

Me with a pygmy horse, that'll be the day.

"Maybe, but I think I know what you're saying. I'll look into others. Thank you for the advice."

"Sie sind willkommene Madame."

Rarity nodded and went her separate way. Meanwhile, Nikolai was engaged in a conversation with some other mares.

"So tell me, what'd you do to that zombie monkey?" Lyra asked.

"Yes please tell." Octavia reassured.

"Well, I stomped on it's head. I hate monkeys."

"Ain't dat the truth." Vinyl remarked with crossed forelegs.

"Da."

Stryker went up to the drunk and spoke.

"Anything strange after the monkeys?"

"Da, my comrades and I end up in closet. Takeo kept vomiting."

"EWW!" All the mares said.

"Da, it made Nikolai happy enough to remember doing the troika with third wife."

"Wait, isn't the troika the dance with three people?" Stryker asked.

"Well yeah but third wife was so big, she could fill both roles."

"Gross." Bon Bon lost her appetite and gave her slice of cake to Pinkie Pie, who ate it in one bite and dashed off.

"She is good pillow too, I just roll over at night."

"Well... um..." Vinyl was grossed out now.

"Hey hey, you and her lesbians or something?"

"WHAT!" Vinyl and Octavia were offended.

"Ugh, you are a pervert!"

"What the hell's your problem?"

Vinyl and Octavia went their separate directions, they both knew that Octavia was straight. Impossible for the two of them to be a couple.

Nikolai shrugged, drank and asked the other two mares.

"Are you two gay?"

Bon Bon and Lyra looked at each other, and nodded.

"So... you are..."

The two mares pounced the drunk and began to beat him up. Link looked at the scene with amusement.

Hell hath no fury like an angry woman with another equally angry woman.

Link looked on to see Wade in only his underwear and mask sitting in a punchbowl, Stryker trying not to laugh, and a buzzed David laughing a bit at Nikolai's misfortune. He also saw Harry being the only man not causing any chaos somehow.

How'd I end up being friends with these crazy people?

Link decided to hit the hay, but where would he go?

"Link, do you need a place to stay?" Fluttershy knew Link was out of her reach, but she knew that he was still her friend. Link nodded.

"Good, let's go to my cottage, just be careful around my animal friends."

Link nodded and left with the pegasus.

"Hey Rarity, I need a place to crash. You mind if I stay with you for the night?"

"Why sure David, anything for a friend."

"Good, but I'm still off limits."

"Wouldn't want it any other way."

Rarity led David out the building. Wade appeared next to Pinkie, mask off.

"Can I stay with you?"

"Sure thing, Poolski!"

"Nice!"

Sleepover!

I want cheese now.

"Spray cheese!" Deadpool sprayed some of his fake cheese into his mouth.

"I guess I'm crashing with you tonight Twilight." Harry stretched his arms behind him.

"I guess, just don't try to use any spells on Spike."

"I won't."

Stryker looked at Rainbow, and knew something.

"I'm crashing with David."

"Go ahead, you'd be falling through the clouds if you stayed with me."

"Right, thanks. HEY DAVID, RARITY, WAIT UP!"

After Nikolai passed out from being beat up by Lyra and Bon Bon for the idea of them being lesbian partners, Applejack lassoed the drunk and dragged him to Sweet Apple Acres.

"Honestly, this drunk is gonna get offed one of these days."

The party ended and many ponies went home. Things were crazy, but the humans were accepted with open arms, and they were now going to live, rather normally.

"Okay, so here's what we got so far: Nikolai, who saying that four ponies were lesbians, when they really weren't, gets beat up by two of them, David getting drunk, sobering up and giving relationship advice, Deadpool being an ass, Stryker trying to keep order, Link just standing by and Harry was just hanging."

"Good to hear sergeant Dempsey. You've been of good help so far." Fury said, putting together a portfolio of the world. "For your service, you're are now officially a staff sergeant."

"Thank you sir."

"Rest up for a few days, I heard that Leo Carrillo is nice this time of year, you should go there for a few days."

"Camping?"

"Yes."

"Can do sir."

"Good, dismissed."

Dempsey saluted and left the room. Fury looked at the portfolio and sighed.

Getting them is going to be harder than we thought, they've already integrating with the society there. They better not want to stay when we go there to get them back.