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Six

by Awesomedude17

Chapter 36: Intermission: A Look

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Six
By Awesomedude17

-One week later, in Earth 69M-

Nick Fury had gathered many of those involved with the people that disappeared. He looked at them through his one good eye and noted quite a few new faces. He began to speak.

"Thank you all for coming, we have spent weeks trying to find the people who disappeared, but I think we have found them. Please divert your attention to the hologram projector so we may begin."

Everyone turned to the highly advanced hologram projector as Reed Richards activated it.

"Now, as we all know, six people have disappeared from reality, each from each of our own universes. We had managed to pinpoint a location but we have too little information to launch a rescue mission. This will be the first glimpse at the world they may have appeared at. Richards, you may go ahead."

"Not so fast."

Everyone turned to see someone in a metal suit and green cloak. Reed knew who he was immediately.

"Doctor Doom, what are you doing here?"

"Doom has heard of the disappearance of Wade Wilson, and Doom has come to see whether or not it is worth his trouble to know the world in question. Do you have a problem with that, Richards?"

Reed swallowed the bile in his throat and said, "No, sit right down if you wish."

Doom stood silent for a few moments, before speaking.

"Very well." Doom walked over to the group. Fury shook his head.

"Alright then, Richards, you may go ahead."

Reed Richards flipped a switch and the lights turned off. While it happened, a hologram projected. But it was blurry.

"Hmm, needs adjusting."

Shinnok stood silent. He needed to know if Stryker was dead. He needed him to be alive to help fight Shao Khan.

The hologram adjusted some more. Some speech became coherent.

"But... that costume is... horr..."

"Well... this... sexy-ass..."

"One of those voices was Wade Wilson, focus on it, Dr. Richards."

"What do you think I'm doing Director Fury?"

The picture became more clear and the audio became clear. On it was Deadpool.

"Hmm, if she don't like the suit, she can screw off. I better see how Happy Punisher is doing."

"Happy Punisher?" Zelda asked.

Wade then used his teleporter belt. No one else was in the room.

"Richards!"

"I know!"

The picture changed to someone in purple leaning into a car. Wade was right next to it.

"Yo D!"

"Wade, what are you doing?"

"That's David!" Diana screamed. Fury took note of it.

"Oh, just told that fancy bitch that I didn't want to change my costume."

David slammed the door.

"Really Wade, you're that stupid?"

"Well, can you blame me?"

David was silent for a few minutes, before speaking.

"Dumbass."

David opened the car and turned on a song on the radio. David then got in the car.

"I'm going for a drive if anyone asks. Stop being dumb Wade."

David drove off. A man in S.W.A.T. armor then came in. Shinnok grinned, Stryker was alive.

"Wade, what'd you do?"

"Nothing, gonna go bother Link now, L eight R!"

"Did you just say... and he's gone, typical."

"So, Link is in this world." Zelda said.

"Yes, and apparently Wade doesn't like him." Fury noted.

The hologram changed to inside the car as the song changed.

"Animal rights." David simply said.

"David shouldn't be driving, he doesn't even have his licence yet." Nolan pointed out.

"Different universe, he may not go by your rules." Fury said.

"I think I'll check on drunk-ass commie."

"Has to be Nikorai, what erse courd he be?" Takeo assumed.

David drove for a good four minutes and soon stopped. He rolled down the window and yelled.

"Hey Nikolai!"

"AHH FUCK!"

THMP!

"Ha ha, get in Drinky McDrinkington."

"Ha ha, very funny David." Nikolai got in the car and spoke some more. "No more of shit music, I have hangover."

"Fine, I know my limits of pissing you off." David drove off as the song ended.

"Well well well, looks like even in an alternate dimension, Nikolai can't get away from his vodka." Dempsey pointed out.

"It is disgusting." Takeo said as well.

"Hmm..."

"What is it?"

"I feel someone insult me somehow, but I don't know ho..."

TMPH!

"What the hell?" David got out of the car, and came back with an injured Deadpool and tossed him in the seat next to Nikolai.

"Honestly, can't Wade avoid getting run over these days?"

"My son just ran over a man!"

"Don't worry Mike, Wade's the toughest son of a bitch you'll ever meet. That to him is the equivalent of getting punched in the stomach by a strongman, painful, but you'll live." Wolverine said as he lit a cigarette.

"Okay, umm... can I have one of those?"

Logan looked at Mike and gave him a Marlboro cigarette, and lit it for him.

"Thanks." Mike took a long drag and exhaled. This wasn't so bad for him so far, but...

"Ugh, what happened?"

"You got run over Wade."

"Really Nick? Jesus Christ, must I go through this every damn time I enter a new universe?"

"Look on the bright side, you just healed."

"That's good, put on some music, will ya!"

"Oh no Wade, I am having hangover."

"Ugh, fine, just drop us off at the castle."

David nodded and drove to the castle.

"That is good and all, but is Harry there?" Ron asked.

"Change the view."

"Right."

The hologram changed to Harry's room in the world. Harry himself just seemed to be resting.

"Oh thank goodness, my Harry is alright!" Ginny said with quite a bit of joy and relief.

Harry got up from his bed and went to the window. He decided to go out for the moment.

"Follow him."

"Right Fury."

The hologram followed Harry. As he got out, he was met with Link.

"Link, how are you?"

Link smiled, shook his fist, and nodded.

"Good. Let's go see how David's doing."

Link nodded and the duo walked in the hallway.

"It seems that those two are good friends." Shinnok pointed out.

"Hmm... there is something familiar about this place, but Doom cannot put his finger on it."

Richards looked at the monarch and raised an eyebrow.

What could he recognize about this universe?

The two humans came to see Stryker doing push-ups in his training clothes. Harry talked to the S.W.A.T. officer.

"You seen Wade anywhere?"

"Yeah, Harry. He said he going to bother him." Stryker said while he pointed at the swordsman.

"Well, did he Link?"

Link shook his head.

"I wonder what happened to him?"

A screeching noise then came from outside and Nikolai came in, drinking from a bottle of vodka.

"Comrades, is good day to drink, no?"

"Of course you're drunk Nikolai." Stryker said to himself. "Whatever you say, Link, want to train some more?"

Link nodded and handed Harry his sword and shield. The two went into what the watchers thought was the training room.

"Training?" Zelda asked.

"Maybe in the ways of Mortal Kombat." Shinnok assumed.

"Mortal combat?" Johnathan asked.

"Yes, in my world, there was a tournament that determined how the fate of Earthrealm would be determined. A tournament where kombatants fought to the death."

The other's widened their eyes, but they could have expected it.

Nikolai looked at Harry and spoke.

"Oh, Wade and annoying dick are in car, I'm going to usual drinking spot."

"The water closet?"

"Da."

"Water closet?" Mike asked.

"The restroom, honey." Diana said.

"Oh, gross. I need another smoke."

Wolverine handed Mike another cigarette, which he accepted right away.

Harry went outside to see Wade stretching and looking like he going to climb the castle wall. Harry then looked at the other human.

"So David, are things going alright?"

"Yes." David summoned a Remington 870 and pumped it dramatically. "It is."

"Did David just get a shotgun out of thin air?" John asked baffled.

"It seems so."

"This is getting bloody weird." Ron said, scratching his head.

"No doubt about that." Dempsey said. "But you try being surprised when about 1000 zombies try to kill you on the freaking moon."

"The moon?" Mike asked.

"Show us later, it might be useful later on." Fury told Tank.

"Yes sir!" Dempsey saluted, then sat down.

"Well then, this afternoon then."

"Eeyep, gonna be something alright." David made the shotgun dissipate and summoned an M1216 out of nowhere. He fiddled with it for a few minutes. Harry just had to ask.

"What the heck it that?"

"M1216, it's a new shotgun coming out soon and it is looking awesome."

"That thing... I don't even know what keeps it..."

"Pff, Russman has used it before, it's a good gun against the undead."

"See this thing, that's the magazine. After four shots, you turn the mag so that it is re-chambered."

"That makes sense actually. How do you know so much about guns?"

David glared at the wizard and spoke.

"You know, some things can't explain, like you being a wizard, what the hell?"

"Wizard?" Takeo looked at the ones that seemed to know Harry.

Ginny, Ron and Hermione looked a bit uneasy, but they decided to come clean.

"Well, yes, we're wizards, but remember what Director Fury said." Hermione said.

"Yes, I said different universes, different rules. Keep watching."

Everyone looked at the duo.

"You know, it think it'd be a good way to pass the time with some music."

"Please no Skrillex."

"Who said anything about Skrillex, I was talking about Nero." David said as he turned on a Nero song.

"Alright, I'll admit, that song is good."

"Es ist mein Vergnügen Harry Potter." David said.

"You've been practicing with Deadpool."

"Ja tat ich!" David said with a smirk. The two had a good chuckle.

"What did David just say? When did he learn..."

"German." Doctor Doom finished for Mike.

"Yeah, When'd he learn German?"

"He did mention that Wade taught him." Tony said, taking one last sip from his martini.

"Let's see how the other's are doing." Richards said as he changed to a view of Nikolai.

"Oh fuck, nausea!" Nikolai lifted the toilet seat he was sitting on and vomited in the toilet.

"Gross." Dempsey said.

"No doubt." Marlton hated germs.

"Heh heh, I am drunk."

A pause.

"Big surprise, no Nikolai?"

"Change it, it's embarrassing to have been with that drunk." Takeo said.

The view changed to Link and Stryker practicing. Link had managed to get a hit on Stryker's chest.

"Good, four more, and you win."

Link nodded as he went into a kombat position.

the two began to spar again.

"Hmm..." Shinnok was grinning. This would help overthrow Shao Khan for sure.

"I guess they need to rearn from each other, to fight as one." Takeo said, holding his fist out.

The room was silent. Suddenly, the picture began to speed up erratically.

"Richards!"

"It's not my fault."

"Indeed, although Doom wishes it was." Doom got up. "Time never flows at the same speed for other universes. We could be seeing ahead for a few hours, or behind for months."

The picture then began to get sluggish, to the point that simple spinning looked like it was standing still. David was holding a gun which was firing into the ground. The bullet was moving like it wasn't even going supersonic speeds.

"Oh for the love of... This is getting fucking ridiculous!" Dempsey yelled out.

"While I don't agree the choice of words that man used, I agree with the idea, this is ridiculous!" Zelda yelled out as well.

"Hold on! There we go!" Time sped up for one last time before the picture moved at regular speed. The six humans were walking somewhere.

"We are going to the princess, and she doesn't care 'bout her rank. She doesn't like the idea of incest, if you do that, she's run you over like a tank." Deadpool sang.

"I know you're nervous Wade but..."

"Nervous? Stryker, I'm usually like this."

"He's right." Blind Al said, holding her dog.

"Whatever, today's the day, and I'm ready to eat about 100 tacos and tell everyone who hates me to go fuck themselves."

"Wow! You are crazy. But it makes sense with what I managed to see with you." David said.

"What he saw?"

"He's looking at us, like he seeing the readers." Dempsey said.

"Readers?" John was skeptical.

"The readers of our fanfic."

"Fanfic?"

"You know what, forget it." Dempsey walked to the side. She-Hulk then walked to him.

"I know what you're talking about, I see them too."

"A bunch of young to middle aged men with a good deal of hot chicks, ugly chicks and teens?"

"Yeah."

"Hmm, I can't help but feel that some others, other than the readers are watching us Wade."

"Really? Let's me... Oh wow, I can't see them."

"Maybe I'm imagining things."

After a few minutes, the six humans appeared in a throne room. On the throne was something no-one was expecting.

"What... is with the horse?" Dempsey said.

What surprised them more was what happened next.

"Good to see you six..."

Everyone widened their eyes.

"Hello Tia, you ready?" David said, stretching a bit.

"Yes, very."

"Doom has seen enough. Farewell." Doctor Doom got up and walked out the room.

"Good riddance." Richards muttered to himself.

"Let's go." 'Tia' said.

The picture sped up for the briefest moment and the six humans were backstage in a meeting of some sorts, and the picture suddenly went off.

"Richards!"

"Director Fury, we lost the connection."

"Well get it back!"

"I can't, the interference is because of something out of the universe."

"GUys! i wANt tO knOW What'S HapPeniNG!"

"Dammit Sam, worst timing ever!" Dempsey yelled. "Forget it, we now know that our guys are safe and ready to get back. I need a beer."

Everyone agreed that they would go home for now. They still wanted to know a few things first, so they would study what was happening.


"Celestia, looks like we'll meet sooner than we thought. And soon enough, Doom will defeat whomever tried to kill you all those years ago. Doom gave his word, his exact word."

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