Apple Bloom, Big Mac, and Granny Smith looked at the creature that was laying on the haystack. Applejack told them that he was from the party last night, but didn't dwell further than that. Apple Bloom saw something familiar about the creature, but she couldn't put her hoof on it.

"Ah'm still not sure what that thing is." Granny said.

"Eeyup." Big Mac couldn't put heads or tails about this thing either.

The creature snorted and mumbled something akin to an insult to some thing called 'Takeo.'

Applejack trotted up to the three and saw what they were looking at.

"Heh, mornin' guys."

"Good mornin' Applejack, what is this monkey thing doing here?" Granny asked.

"I hate monkeys... mm... vodka... SckAA!" Nikolai was sleep talking and having a dream. He was dreaming of Takeo being his slave while wearing a french maid's outfit, just for the hell of it.

"Takeo, as your master, I order you to~... kiss Richtofen there on lips, Da!"

"Prease, no."

"I'm okay with it, I died back home."

"Do not..."

"Did I say you can talk Takeo?"

"...No."

"Then kiss him."

Takeo looked at Richtofen, who was putting on lipstick.

"Might as well, it's a fucking dream."

Takeo gulped, and moved his lips towards the German's.

"I vill enjoy this, ha ha hmmmm."

Dream Takeo almost touched lips with Richtofen's, and then...

"Nikolai."

Nikolai woke up, and got angry.

"Ohh, I was having great dream. Aah... and I have hangover too."

"What was the dream?" Applejack asked, grabbing an apple and taking a bite out of it.

"Humiliating some guy I hate, making him kiss some man I also hate, I do not do homosexual dreams, unless it is humiliating to person I hate and... wait, who are they?"

"Right... Nikolai, meet mah family!"

Nikolai looked at the three for a long time, and rolled his eyes.

"Alright, nice to meet you all, I am Nikolai Belinski, and I am from another universe."

Big Mac raised an eyebrow, Granny widened her eyes and Apple Bloom looked more thoughtful.

"Well, um... Ah never got to say this last month, but... thanks fer savin' me and mah friends from the forest creatures, and... stuff." Apple Bloom grinned nervously, clearly still shaken up from the memory.

"Whatever... Where is my drinks?"

"In the Farmhouse, yer gonna be workin' while yer stayin' here, Nick." Applejack said. Nikolai got close to her ear and whispered something.

"Can I be drunk?"

"No."

"Fuck, can I be drunk after work?"

"...Sure."

"Okay, that is okay compromise."

Applejack smiled, and she went out of the barn.

"Breakfast's almost ready, come in of ya want somethin' tah eat guys."

"Nikolai is hungrier than bear, let us eat!" Nikolai rushed out of the barn at speeds that confused the Apple family.

"Ah didn't know he could run that fast, the things we learn in life." Applejack smiled, and went to the farmhouse.

Rarity let the sun shine onto her as she began to wake up. She took off her sleeping mask and stretched herself awake. She hopped out of bed and went to the shower.

Meanwhile, Stryker groggily woke up and went to the downstairs bathroom. He lifted the toilet seat and unzipped his pants. After relieving himself, and flushes the toilet and goes to the mirror.

"Damn, that must've been some party." Stryker honestly could have looked better, but he had worse injuries. He nearly lost a cheek one fight in his earlier years of being a kombatant.

Meanwhile, David got up and poured himself some cereal for breakfast. Rather simple.

"Ugh, thank goodness I drank some water before I went to bed." David said, rubbing his temples to relieve his migraine.

He looked to see that damned cat. He narrowed his eyes at the cat. He liked most cats, but this one was a cat version of a bitchy bitch, he hated the Persian cat with a passion. He finished his cereal and cleaned after himself. The two locked eyes, and knew one way or another, somepony would get what they wanted.

"You can win this time, Cat."

Opal seemed to smile at that, and moved away from the human. After seeing Stryker come out of the shower, David decided that he needed a shower, so he went in the bathroom, and locked the door.

"Huh, guess he'd like to be clean today. I wonder how the rest are doing?"

"Come on Harry, it's almost 11 o' clock."

"Five more minutes."

"You said that an hour ago, now out of bed." Twilight used her magic get Harry out of the bed, and onto his feet.

"Fine, I'll shower up." Harry groggily went to the bathroom to shower. Spike went over to the mare and shook his head.

"You're not seriously keeping him here."

"Oh, yes we are Spike. He may seem lazy, but he can really be helpful when he's in the zone." Twilight had a smug tone on her look.

"Umm, why do you have that look?"

Harry got out of the shower, towel around his waist. He looked at the mare's look and raised an eyebrow.

"Why so smug?"

"I'm not smug, it's just an important day for us."

"Why?"

Twilight used her magic to bring all the books out of their shelves and onto the ground.

"It's reshelving day."

Oh crud.

Deadpool must have had some party last nice, he was somehow tied up, hanging from the ceiling fan, hung-over and saw the pink pony trapped with him.

"Wow, that party last was crazy, huh?" Wade said to his closest friend in Equestria.

"Oh, this wasn't part of the party, this was part of a game we played."

"..."

Oh God, my head. What happened?

A whole lot of you and White Caption Box making out.

Oh God, being Bi is not a good thing sometimes.

Still want me?

No, I am currently hungover.

How does a head voice get hung over?

When you get drunk.

"Oh man, this game looked fun."

"Yeah, but you were drunk when it happened, so it ended up badly."

"Man that picture is ugly, I need a shave." Wade managed to used his teleporter belt to go down to the floor, freeing Pinkie as well. He went into the bathroom and closed the door.

"OOOOOWWWWWWW! My face! Oh crap, I suck at shaving. Pinkie, do you know how to shave people?"

"I guess."

"Come 'er, I need ya to make my face pretty, I'll be pretty."

"Okie Dokie Lokie."

"Loki made me look like Tom Cruise."

Jack Reacher was good.

Not the best.

Certainly a smart guy.

Totally.

Link arguably had the best morning of all humans. He woke up to the smell of eggs cooking and had a nice breakfast. He proved to have been as good with animals as Fluttershy. He managed to make sure that work in the cottage was finished rather early for the mare. She still was disappointed that he didn't love her, but she was glad to know he cared.

"Um, Link, I've been planning to go see Twilight earlier, you want to come?"

Link nodded as he let a bluebird fly off his finger.

He's so cute, but he isn't interested. Oh well.

The two went out and went off to the library.

Nikolai strained and strained, but he did it!

"Ha ha! One barrel of cider!"

"That's great Nikolai, but ya still have 'bout 4 barrels left." Applejack pointed at a pile of cider barrels that Big Macintosh, Applejack and Nikolai were carrying over to an area near the stand Apple Bloom built.

"Ohhhhh fuck. Good thing I am drunk."

"Eeyup! Mondays can be a bitch."

"Da, they can."

Nikolai walked towards the pile and proceeded to pick up a barrel. As soon as he heaved it above his head, it burst open, draining the contents all over the drunk.

"Ah, pff. Ah great, this isn't even alcoholic. Rather be drunk on vodka though."

"Sorry 'bout that Nikolai, some of these here barrels are a bit aged."

"It is okay, I am already filthy."

"Alright, see ya a bit later."

"Yeah yeah." Nikolai grabbed another barrel and lifted it to the pile.

David and Stryker looked at the library and shook their heads.

"How's the library going Harry?" Stryker teased.

"Shut up Kurtis." Harry was confused on where to put two measly books. Why'd she choose today to rearrange books?

"Hey, look on the bright side, OCD gets calmed down."

"I don't have OCD."

"No, but she does." David pointed at Twilight, who was reshelving multiple books at the same time.

"Odacava!" Deadpool moonwalked into the library with a book in his hands.

"Here ya go Books." Deadpool tossed the book in hand and moonwalked out.

"Thank you Wade."

"No prob. Peace!" Wade was out of the library and Link came in with Fluttershy.

"Oh Fluttershy, Link, what are you two doing here?"

"Well, we made plans today Twilight." Fluttershy said simply.

"Oh, I would've guess you'd be done later, I'm not even done with the reshelving."

"We can help." Stryker offered, David pumping his arm in agreement. Link also nodded and Fluttershy smiled.

"Sure guys, help out."

"Did you return it?"

"Yes Pinks, let get ready to prank the shit out of Ponyville. I gots disappearing ink here."

"Cool."

"Let's splash it all over Rarity's dresses."

"Are you crazy?"

"Worse, insane. Let's go." Wade dashed off, leaving Pinkie to shake her head and roll her eyes. She dashed off to join the merc.

Celestia was in a middle of a meeting. To be quite frank, it was something she could do without, but the country could not. Parliament was rather effective, more so than she could do herself. She nodded ever so often at a few ideas she agreed with, shook her head at ideas that did not seem good, and question unclear ideas. It was rather uneventful, until...

"You highness, something requires your attention." A royal guard said to the princess, leaving her to smile and nod.

"Excuse me, my fellow subjects." Celestia trotted out of the room and looked over to the guard. "What is it?"

"We've just received this letter, addressed to you." The guard took out a letter, which she took.

Celestia kept her smile as she read it. Her look became more stern as she read. When she saw who wrote it, she lost her grip on it and narrowed her eyes in righteously fury.

"Apollo, so you finally decided to come back. Guard, contact the humans, they'll need to hear this."

"Yes, your highness." The guard went off, leaving the mare to remember the exact words that ended her relationship with her former love.

"You've done too much evil, Apollo."

"But, I..."

"It's over, you and I are no longer engaged, you shall be banished for your crimes."

"Wh... WHAT! Please Celestia, give me another chance!"

"No, you shall not."

"Celestia... no... NO NO NO! YOU SHALL PAY FOR THIS, i WILL HAVE VENGEANCE, YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS CELESTIA!"

"I am sorry Apollo, I really am."

"Why now?" Celestia ended up looking over at a series of objects related to humans that accumulated over the years. Among them are a Wunderwaffe DG-2, Ajax's armor, a sand colored ocarina, a badge of the Hogwarts seal, a medallion with a dragon on it, a PS3, a stylized machete, a Spartan shield, Dan's last letter to Celestia, a strange set of demonic weapons, a quadheaded guitar, and a logo with the letters 'RSW' on it.

"I better show them these things, they will need them." Celestia trotted out, looking over to two longswords, one thick, another thin, two M1911A1s, a shotgun revolver and a S&W Model 500. She trotted out and sighed, knowing it was time to finish old battles.

Author's Notes:

We are getting close, and things are much more than what the first chapters show.