Celestia looked out to the distance. She had managed to plan this particular trip weeks before it happened. First was to send Twilight a 'summons' to Canterlot for a evaluation. Second was to make sure that her friends came with beforehand. Third was to take the car a discreetly take it to make the trip shorter. Fourth was to make sure that the desert was at its weakest weather pattern. It was on par with the Everfree forest in self control, and thus, dangerous. She looked to see a glimmer.

"Hmm, looks like it was a success. I'd like to see the results for myself." Celestia took off and flew towards the glimmer.

David choose a new song on his playlist. The others smiled, they no longer had any complications.

"So, We're almost to Canterlot." David said.

"Already? It's only been 30 minutes and... wait, what is with the lyrics?"

After a few seconds, it became apparent what the lyrics were, and Link was not amused.

Of course, the future of humanity is perverted.

"Oh man, that song is from At Play Volume 4, sweet." Deadpool said.

"Not really, but hey, whatever you say." David said.

Twilight looked out the window and saw a bright light. "Hey, is that..."

"Okay, I got another idea." David summoned a flare gun, opened the window and fired a shot out the window. He closed it again and sped up.

"What was that?" Rarity asked.

"Nevermind."

"That flare had a fireworks thing in it that made it spell out, 'We'll be at the castle Tia, l8r.' so that we would have privacy." David said.

"Why do you insist on calling her Tia?" Twilight asked.

"Because she likes it. Besides, I'm from a place called America, where we follow democracy. We had a revolution to get a king to back off over 200 years ago. We love to be free in verbal and spiritual sense. We kicked ass because we found guys to have hurt our values. Overall, you mess with some Americans, you mess with all of America."

"Hell yeah!" Stryker high-fived David.

They were almost to the castle, David however had to make sure he wasn't caught by the locals. The natural action...

Break though a window, again. The mares were basically holding each other, the humans except David and Deadpool also were visibly shocked. Celestia landed on the car and hopped off. She looked at David with a stern look on her face.

"Heh heh, top of the mornin' to ya Tia, heh heh."

"Morning David, remember not to crash into my windows for no good reasons. This was the fourth time so far." Celestia looked to see the mares she had hoped to see. "At least the mission was a complete success from what I see."

"Yep. By the way, this was a good reason, don't want to attract more unwanted eyes." David put on another song. This one seemed to be soft, but Wade looked like he knew better and smiled under his ever present mask.

"Right then, let's talk at the meeting room." Stryker said as he got out of the car.

"Right, I better see you all ASAP." Celestia went through the door and David began to drive slowly. Celestia remembered what the flare said too.

At least that disappeared in seconds.

The synths began to join in the song, and the others looked visibly relaxed, except Wade and David. David motioned to get ready. The main verse began.

"Oh my, this sounds so relaxing." Fluttershy said.

"Yeah..." Wade said.

David locked the doors and opened the windows.

They were all relaxed.

Then the beat came.

"What the... Oh David." Harry said.

"Gotcha! Wade knew too."

"Yep."

"Oh man, My friend, Vinyl will love this song. What's it called?" Pinkie said.

"FN Pig."

"FN, like fuck?" Nikolai said, covering his ears.

"If you believe so."

"Oh my God, turn that fucking music down!"

"My car, my rules." David said.

"Jerk."

The car soon reached the meeting room, where the song changed again. The twelve got pout and the humans sat down in the nearest seats available.

"I am glad that I don't have to be with her now." Nikolai said, pointing at Applejack and drinking.

"Same here." Applejack readjusted her hat.

As the others waited, Princess Luna came in and began to talk to the crew.

"So, I see you six have succeeded in your mission."

"Da, is good reason to drink." Nikolai said.

"Honestly, is there anything else you think about?" Harry asked.

"Yeah, I think about how Takeo sucks balls."

"Who?" Stryker asked.

"He is some Japanese douche that believes in honor or some shit. I hate the bastard."

"Well, if he hates you, I'm cool with him." David crossed his arms. "Maybe he is descended from samurai too."

"I would not care. I also think about how I killed my wives."

"NO!" The other humans did not want to hear how Nikolai let a tree fall on his eighth wife, or how he raped and strangled his fourth wife another time. If anything, they'd rather he just talk about being drunk. The mares also rather not hear it again.

"You killed your..."

"Just... don't princess." Wade said, twirling his TDI Kard around...

...and shot himself in the leg.

"Ohh, yeah, that's gonna sting in the morning." Wade put away his gun and sat quietly.

Imbecile. Link thought.

Celestia at that point trotted in and looked at the thirteen.

"Ahh good, you're here. Let's get straight to business."

"Okay, but I better get vodka as reward for all the shit I did the past month."

"Let's talk first Nikolai. Alright, so now that you twelve are no longer sharing bodies, what are we going to do now?"

"I say we ween ourselves into this world slowly, let ponies get a feel for us." Harry suggested.

"I also suggest open hearts, open minds campaigns. We do good throughout Equestria, show the ponies we are the good guys." Stryker said, having knowledge of the idea from experience.

"Sounds like good ideas you two. Anything else?"

"Until you officially reveal us, we call this place home." David said, leaning back in his seat.

"I was thinking that as well. Very well, we shall let you slowly get integrated into society. As for you six," Celestia turned to the Mane Six. "I suggest you go home and rest up. You've been through so much. Twilight, your cover story is that you passed. Alright?"

"Yes Princess."

"Good. Let's all go rest up." Celestia got up along with Luna and went out. The humans got up and saw the mares trot up to them.

"So..." Harry looked up and scratched the back of his head. "I guess this is goodbye then."

"Yes Harry, it is. Just to let you know, I think you're very nice." Twilight said with a smile.

"Good to hear, especially since you've found me... rather attractive."

Twilight took a few steps back and blushed. David chuckled at the sight. He then was eye to eye with Rarity.

"Well then, goodbye Madame Rarity, may my random nature curse you, no longer." David bowed and flourished, making Rarity chuckle.

"If that mockery of mannerism was meant to be fun, it was. Goodbye David, I'm glad we're not at each other's throats."

"Same here."

Applejack stared into Nikolai's eyes, and it was more creepy than Fluttershy's stare. It scared her. But she put up a brave face and talked to the drunk.

"Goodbye Nikolai, try tah sober up when we meet again."

"My ass that'll happen." Nikolai took a shot of vodka. "I have drinking game..."

"No way Ah'm doin' that there game. Ah'll see ya."

"Da, goodbye."

Stryker looked at Rainbow and nodded. Rainbow held out her hoof and spoke.

"Tap it."

Stryker knew what she meant and fist bumped her hoof.

"Glad to be of service."

"Yeah, try not to be boring copper." Rainbow took Stryker's hat and rubbed his head. They chuckled at such childish antics, but this was a nice change of pace for the two.

Deadpool looked at Pinkie, and then the two looked at you.

No dialogue for these two.

Yep.

Richard Culture.

I hate you.

You won't next chapter.

Fluttershy looked at Link and felt nervous.

Okay, I'll tell him tomorrow night, tomorrow night.

"I'm glad to have had good time with you Link, and thank you for teaching me how to be brave." Fluttershy smiled at the swordsman, and saw him smile too.

"Glad to have helped. Good luck Fluttershy."

Fluttershy nodded and joined her friends as they went out. Soon the humans were all alone. Wade then yawned.

"Well guys, I don't know about you, but I'm really tired. I'm going to go catch some z's."

The others did notice the fatigue from what they did and agreed that they needed sleep now. They went to some various guest rooms to go take some much needed sleep.

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