Stryker looked at the general in his eyes, and saw a passionate evil in his soul, a ruthless warrior's spirit.

Much like Baraka.

"Who are you?" Stryker said, pointing his Remington 870 at the earth pony.

"I am Kommandeur Gegenangriff, und you have killed some mien troops for ze past few veeks."

"Tuer la Grève 782... Pff, they ain't so tough." David said, summoning an M1014 shotgun.

"On the contraire, ve are ze most advanced und trained strike force in ze vorld! Or at least ve vere, until you svinehund came here and ruined it!"

"Große Sache! Sie sind noch ein Esel?" David said in an attempt to intimidate the commander. It failed, it just made him angry.

"Such disrespect, Small vonder vhy ve vanted you dead."

"Gut sage ich dieses…" Deadpool said, getting the attention of the others. "BUMSEN SIE SIE ALLEN!"

Deadpool leaped in the air began to fire indiscriminately. When he landed, the others began to enter fighting positions, but the bullets barely hurt the enemy.

"Magical armor."

David charged at the Minotaur enemies and summoned a large broadsword and sliced their heads off. He knew that any armor that didn't break had some weak points, like the necks.

Stryker took a grenade and threw it at a large group. It exploded and the group died. It was the shockwave that did them in, the armor did it's job of preventing shrapnel injuries alright.

Link took his bow and arrows and used his Hawkeye as well and aimed for the eyes to the enemy.

Whoosh!

An arrow hit a changeling in the eyes, killing him.

Harry rather not use any unforgivable spells, so he used others.

"Aresto Momentum!"

Harry saw a thrown sword fly towards Wade. He used the spell to reduce the velocity of the blade. It hit Wade, which merely annoyed him.

"Time for a hyper combo!" Wade threw a flashbang into the air and it exploded and... HEY, WADE!

I just need to borrow this keyboard. Ha!

Here you go.

Thanks. Nikolai was using his Galvaknuckles to fight off the warriors. He found out that they had armor that did stop bullets, but not blunt force drama and electricity. He punched a gryphon in the face and gloated.

"None of you can beat me while I'm drunk!"

Deadpool approached Link and noted how the shield never broke.

"Hey Linkara, you mind if I try something?"

Wade grabbed Link's shield and spun it on Link's arm. He then jumped into the air and fired onto the shield, causing ricocheting bullets to hit mercs in the eyes.

"BITCHING!" Wade landed on the shield and jumped off. The two looked at each other and nodded.

David and Nikolai both had Galvaknuckles and looked at each other. David grabbed Nikolai

"I'm going to throw you."

"I do not like flying!"

"Too bad, get ready to punch!"

David threw the drunk at a young dragon. Nikolai was scared, but he prepared for a punch and hit the dragon in the face.

"Sounds like how fourth wife died." Nikolai said before landing.

Stryker removed the helmet of an enemy and aimed his gun in his face.

The six mares were scared out of their minds, hugging each other and crying. Even Rainbow was admitting fear. But these humans, they knew what they were doing.

"Girls, I have to say something if we don't make it."

"What Fluttershy?" Rarity asked.

"I have a crush on Link!"

Rarity was silent, and nodded.

"Wow, that makes sense actually." Twilight pointed out.

"I know, I hope we make it! I hope we make it!"

The six humans gathered for another attack.

"Svinehundes, DIE!" Kommandeur Gegenangriff yelled as the next wave hit.

The Commander kept his scowl, but it was becoming increasingly obvious that these men...

"Katana-rama!" Deadpool yelled as he slit the throats of the mercs.

...were a well-oiled machine of combat...

"POLICE BRUTALITY!" Stryker said as he shot the head off an enemy.

... and they were winning!

"Stupify!"

The six humans approached the earth pony with smug looks on their faces.

"Oh no." Kommandeur Gegenangriff muttered.

"Game over." Nikolai said, pointing his H115 Oscillator at the general.

"Umm, right... ha ha."

Gegenangriff ran for it.

"After him!" Harry yelled out, the mares following.

As the commander ran and ran, he began to have thoughts.

They vere highly skilled, highly dangerous! No vonder zey lost against zem all zose veeks ago! Und vorse...

The earth pony dodged the dinolfos and zombies as they killed each other.

...zey end up causing much more zen I thought vas possible!

The six humans met the battle with the zombies and the dino creatures. One recognized Wade and motioned the group to follow it. They did without a question, but Harry had one question.

"How'd you...?"

"I gave them... Gangnam Style."

"That stupid viral video! I heard that stupid song over 30 times, it sucks for me now." David said.

"Well I still like it, and so do they."

The dinolfos led them to the exit of the temple and noted that the general was escaping on a magic chariot, one that didn't need a pony pulling it. He moved to the window and bellowed.

"You may have von zis battle, but ze next, you von't be so lucky!"

"You know what Nikolai says?" Nikolai then flipped the bird at the Germane general.

"Oh, you are so dead sie meckern."

As the general flew away, David jumped off the cliff.

"Why did he..."

"He's getting the car." Harry simply said as he sat against the wall.

A few minutes later, David drove to the bottom of the cliff and bellowed for the eleven to drop down. Wade used his teleporter and brought the entire group with him. They all entered the car.

"Kinda a tight fit." Rainbow said.

"This was meant for six humans max, of course it's a tight fit." David turned on the radio.

"Let's get out of here."

"Yep!" Everyone else said as David hit it.

Cultured...

OWW!

Bastard.