On June 17, 6 ALR at 13:34, a creature has appeared in Manehatten after a house went up in flames. This creature apparently went into the home to rescue four children stuck in the building. Was seen with some form of exoskeleton with the word SWAT on it. Assumed to be the creatures name. Royal Guard has sketched what the creature seems to be like.

Likely to be dangerous, please approach with caution when found. Currently not at large at the moment. Avoid creature at all possible times for safety purposes when necessary.

"Well, at least you made the paper Stryker."

"Yeah David, but not exactly what I had in mind."

"Well, Harry did say to ween ourselves in."

"Yeah... Nikolai made it yet?"

"Let's see."

Bank robbery in Staliongrad stopped by mysterious creature. Creature was reported to smell badly and seemed to be intoxicated. The creature called itself 'Nikolai' and is assumed to be creature's name. 'Nikolai' had stopped bank robbers with strange devices that make loud noises, flashes and are capable of injuring ponies. Both robbers have been confirmed to be crippled for life. Recent surgery discovered that the object releases brass covered lead. Unknown how it is possible, but gunpowder a likely candidate. Royal Guard sketched creature.

Likely to be dangerous, please approach with caution when found. Currently not at large at the moment. Avoid creature at all possible times for safety purposes when necessary.

"Now that's a good sketch."

"No it is not, that does not look like Nikolai."

"Shut up Nikolai. How'd Link go?"

Fillydelphia rock climber saved by creature in green. Rock Climber was named Extreme Sport. An interview with the rock climber reveals the following information.

'Okay, so I was climbing up the cliffside for fun when a loose rock fell out of my grip and I fell. Some creature seemed to has extending claws because I saw one grab onto a set of vines. The creature came very fast and grabbed me. Rather than kill me, like I thought, but he set me down on the ground and I saw that the claws were metal. He looked at me and nodded. He then went into the nearby cave.'

We have a sketch of the creature right now.

Likely to be dangerous, please approach with caution when found. Currently not at large at the moment. Avoid creature at all possible times for safety purposes when necessary.

"Hmm, Interesting." Stryker said.

"How'd Wade do?"

Costumed creature appeared in Applewood stopping muggers from attacking a Ponyville tourist and her daughter. Creature then interviewed afterwards.

'Listen buddy, the name's Wade Wilson, but you can call me Deadpool. I'm the most (retracted for obscenity) superhero from my world, and I'm here somehow. I have guns, katanas, chimichangas and kung-fu. You want to (retracted for obscenity) with me, try it, but I'll (retracted for obscenity) you up first before it happens, (retracted for obscenity)!'

Creature then gave picture of himself to police and claimed that autographs costed extra. Here is the picture of Wade Wilson.

Proven to be highly unstable, avoid at all costs. Not at large, but still likely to be violent. Claimed to like children and avoids hurting them.

"Really Wade, you actually talked to them?"

"Well, yeah Dirty Harry. Why not?"

"We were supposed to ween ourselves in!"

"I don't do what you said, I'm fucking Deadpool!"

"Well I am thinking that Harry did well, no?"

"Okay Nikolai, let's see then, let's see how I did."

Strange Creature stops lower Canterlot master thief. Has apparently used magic as a form of attack. When approached, creature ran away. Despite Royal Guard's best efforts, the creature managed to escape. We have a sketch of the creature.

Likely to be dangerous, please approach with caution when found. Currently not at large at the moment. Avoid creature at all possible times for safety purposes when necessary.

"Okay, that's good."

"Yeah, it is. David, what about you?"

"Me? Fine..."

Creature discovered members of the terrorist group Tuer la Gieve 782 in Manehatten. Terror group was apparently stealing high lever information belonging to he mayor about a visit by Celestia. Creature was tall and bipedal, but a good view was not found. Creature was apparently good at stealth. Likely to be dangerous, please approach with caution when found. Currently not at large at the moment. Avoid creature at all possible times for safety purposes when necessary.

"You didn't even try to let ponies see your face."

"Justice over notoriety."

"I agree with the kid."

"I'm no kid Stryker, I'm 18."

"You're still the youngest."

"Okay, I agree with you."

"I am wondering what to do now?" Nikolai said.

"Do more awesome shit?" Wade suggested.

The others considered it.

"NAH!"

The humans split up and went to relax.