The car smashed through about three trees before being stopped in its tracks. It landed with a thud and the six humans were very shocked. Deadpool then spoke up.

"That went better than expected, eh Happy Punisher?"

"Happy Punisher?" David asked.

"You remind me of the Punisher, except you're optimistic and happy, and you act stupid."

"Right."

"Let's go Happy Punisher, Nick, Sargent Cop, Linkara and Dirty Harry."

"Oh great, he's calling us nicknames now." Stryker said. Link nodded, not understanding why Wade chose Linkara as a nickname for himself.

The six humans got out and noticed that it was humid. Stryker took off his armor, revealing simple clothing and a SWAT badge. Nikolai ditched his hat and jacket in favor of light soviet summer clothing. Harry stripped to his undershirt. Deadpool gets a sleeveless version of his costume and switches out his costume. Link does not change his outfit much, despite the possible heatstroke. David goes without a shirt at all, finding that he has a well-chiseled body now.

Oh my, that magic gem really changed you.

Yep.

"Let's go... that way." David said, just taking a wild guess. The others agree, with no other options and walked.

"Heh heh, reminds me of time I got in ancient temple that wasn't ancient and helped some British guy get stuck in time loop." Nikolai said, drinking some vodka.

"I'd rather not know." Harry said.

Link looked to see a river. He taps Wade on the shoulder to get his attention and points to it.

"Wow."

Nikolai ran towards it. "It's vodka!" He slurped it up. "Damn, just water."

Wow, yer pathetic.

And you are bitch.

Ah can't wait to find what we need to get.

Da, me too.

The other five took some water and looked around. David noted something off about the taste, as did Stryker.

"Is it just me or do I taste... blood?" Stryker asked.

Deadpool looked thoughtful and slurped up more water. After swishing it around in his mouth a bit, in a rather humorous manner, he swallowed and spoke. "Definitely blood. Very dilute too, so it must be upstream. I wonder if it was a jaguar!"

"We can only look, let's go." Harry said.

The six traveled along the river, seeing a few eyes among the bushes. Link had his sword drawn, Nikolai kept two guns he just found, Ultra and Violet, at hand. Stryker limbered up for combat. Deadpool drew his blades and Harry drew his wand. David cracked his knuckles. The six traveled for a few more minutes before noting something.

"Okay, we've got a cave." Harry pointed at a cave a few dozen meters above the ground they were walking on.

"And waterfall. I hope my hair doesn't get wet."

"Why?" Deadpool asked.

"My hair never looks right."

"Says the guy with so poor hygiene, even a full bath and delousing, twice, doesn't make him less smelly. By the way, you still smell like piss." David said.

"Ass." Nikolai took a drink of vodka.

"Well, let's find a way into that cave." Stryker said. "Anyone rock climbs for a living?"

"I DO!" Deadpool said, going shirtless all of a sudden (Remember readers, Deadpool's gift took away his scars) and ran towards the cliffside with a few dozen stakes and a long rope.

"Well Nikolai, hope you can climb with your fat ass." David said.

"And I will still dislike you David."

As David and Nikolai shared insults, Deadpool climbed up the wall. He took out a stake every few meters and drove it into the wall.

Almost like Minecraft.

Except more boring, and more dimensional.

Cultured DIIIIIIIICK!

Stop that!

No! It's our own running gag!

Oh for fuck's sake.

Who is this, 'fuck' person?

You're a moron, he's a jerk and the mare's too hyper. I'm done!

Did White Caption box just leave?

Maybe.

I wonder if Wade will be okay.

Maybe.

Hello, you two mind if I stay here for a while.

Who are you?

I'm one of Wade's voices, White Caption Box.

Why'd you switch minds?

He kept calling me a cultured dick.

That Richard!

Oh dear...

Deadpool tugged on the rope a few times before climbing up some more. He had reached the cave and hammered in a few stakes near the entrance and put his shirt back on.

"ALL CLEAR GUYS!"

The other five nodded and began to climb up themselves. Link went first, followed by Harry, then Nikolai, then Stryker, and finally David.

Link climbed up the rope with no problem. He had done that before.

Harry had a little trouble from inexperience, but managed to keep a steady pace.

Nikolai was struggling due to his drunkenness. How he hasn't fallen off is beyond the group.

Stryker was climbing up in a steady pace. He viewed climbing similar in tactics as with running. Watch your pace.

David climbed up with no trouble. He had to keep his pace slow as the last member though.

"Shit, this climbing thing is hard." Nikolai said. Then his grip slipped.

"OH FUUUUUUUU... Ogh!"

Nikolai looked up to see that David grabbed the drunk by his ankle. He shook his head.

"Alright already, I'll just grab onto your back."

"No homo." Nikolai hopped onto David's back and David began to climb again. Link reached the top, barely breaking a sweat. Harry made it too, but was more sweaty. As soon as Stryker got on the top, he leaned against the cave wall. Finally, David tossed Nikolai on his ass onto the ground while David climbed up. The six humans were now in the cave and were ready to move on.

"Alright... after we... rest up... we go and... see if we're right." Stryker said in between breaths. Link brought out his lantern and checked its oil level. After seeing it topped off, he readied it. The others soon recovered and began to enter the cave.

You seem good looking.

Oh, well thank you.

Yes, but I don't feel attracted to you.

Pity.

Oh man.

(A/N: Be sure to check out the humans' tumblr and the mares' tumblr as well. Christmas is almost here! And so is vacation.)