"Final checklist: 20 liters of water?"

"Check!" David said.

"30 kilograms of dry food?"

"We got it!" Deadpool said.

"Emergency flares?"

"Nikolai doesn't know why we need them, but check. What about vodka?"

"We didn't put it on the list."

"Well why not Harry?"

"Because we're not getting drunk during this trip."

"Speak for yourself Hair-y!"

"Hey, my hair was always this messy."

"Cut it out you two. What's next?" Stryker asked.

"Hmm, some medical equipment."

Link yelled a bit, holding the first aid kit.

"Check! Okay, we're good to good."

"Saiyahar Desert, here we come!" David said.

"After we get past San Palomino Desert."

"Shut up Nikolai."

"Arrogant capitalist."

"Vodka Drunkinski."

"Bourgeois jackass."

"Pathetic hypocrite."

"Guys! Not! Now." Harry said.

The two shrugged and got it the car.

"Maybe we'll pass this Saddle Arabia and see if it's really nice." Stryker said.

"Maybe I'll get to shoot stuff." The other four got in the car as well and David hit the ignition. He hit the radio with some unusual music, for him anyway.

"We already got green lit by the princess, so let's go." David hit the gas.

"WHOOO! ROAD TRIP!" Deadpool yelled.

Now if only he would put on some of that house music.

Will be later.

Yep. Snuggles!

It's so soft and cuddly, why must you be so cute? WHY?

I don't know, I was born that way I guess.

Now isn't that cute?

Cultured DIII...

No.

But...

No.

Aww!

"Are we there yet? I need drink."

"No Nikolai."

David exited the Ghasty Gorge and was going west now.

"Okay then, I'm drunk."

"Are you ever sober?" Harry asked.

"Only if I can't get vodka."

"Believe me Harry, I'm annoyed by fat, drunk commie too." David said.

"Fuck you." Nikolai flipped off David.

"Right back at ya!" David said, also flipping of Nikolai.

"I'm going to be insane by the end of this, I just know it." Stryker said, facepalming.

It's too late for me, I find the blood and violence funny now. It scares me...

About time you showed your true colors.

Well, I may be fast and awesome, but all of this... I almost can't take it anymore!

It's almost over, just wait.

Fine.

They took a left turn and was now speeding through Las Pegasus. The locals looked in curiosity as the massive machine passed them at near the speed of sound.

"You know, I just realized something!" Deadpool said.

"What?" Harry asked.

"BYE!" Deadpool teleported out, David stopped and found that Deadpool just...

"BAM!"

Teleported back in with a bag of chips and a soda. David shook his head and drove off. Link was surprised at what he did.

"Teleporter belt, twice to be used before it explodes slightly." Deadpool said as he opened the bag of chips.

"Explode?"

"Yep! Happened 68 times, exactly."

"Doesn't that thing break?"

"Nah, it only just short-circuited 68 times, just that."

Harry just shook his head, he tried not to figure out Wade to save what was left of his deteriorating sanity.

That man is crazier than Pinkie, even down to the sanity.

No doubt.

The song ends, David chose a new song.

Sounds like Ah'm in the jungle.

I was in jungle. It was hot and humid as fuck.

Of course ya were.

David drove past the Applewood sign without so much as a second glance and was closing in on the San Palomino Desert.

"Okay guys, I found out this thing has an extra surprise in it." David pushed a button that caused the tires to protrude spikes to drive on the sand. As soon as they fully shot out, they were driving on desert.

"Fuck ATVs." David said.

"Isn't this one?" Harry asked, garnering a look from David.

"Duly noted."

David looked back at the dunes and hopped a sand wave. He was enjoying the song, it fit the environment well, and was catchy.

I'm so glad that this is almost over.

Same here. I'd kill to not worry of being cursed.

David, I... I have noticed that Fluttershy is acting strange.

Hmm, maybe she's found someone she really 'likes', so to speak.

Likes, as in, like like?

Maybe, I can't read mares, yet.

Oh dear, I wish I could ask who.

Alright.

David looked at Link, and nodded.

Umm, Link.

Yes Fluttershy?

Have you ever, saw a friend, as more than a friend?

Pardon me?

You know, a really good friend.

Please don't tell me you're a fillyfooler, I was scarred enough to know that people could... love like that.

Oh no, I'm not.

Good.

Well... um... EEP!

Oh dear... heh heh.

The song ends and David looks for a new song. He found one.

"I guess we're at the Saiyahar Desert now."

We were already there 5 minutes ago.

Really, how?

I do know geography, I have to if I want or need to find luxury cloth and gems.

Cool.

David looked out the window and scowled.

"Dammit, a sandstorm. Guess this is one of the few reasons no one made it far."

"Wait, does that mean..."

"Only if we get out for any reason. We'll be fine if we just move on. It'll be hell for my paint job though."

"I bet. I guess I'll drink to your misery."

"It's just a car man. An expensive one, yes, but just a car too."

"Okay then, maybe you are not as greedy as I thought you were."

"I'm the embodiment of corrupted generosity, you are of honesty. Harry is magic. Link is Kindness. Deadpool is laughter. Stryker, Loyalty. We are not pure, but we're not the worst."

Nikolai was silent. "Okay, I'm drunk enough to say that I didn't understand that."

"Whatever."

Link just looked outside and admired the desert nature. He sure wasn't going to worry about dying like in the Gerudo Desert.

"Hey guys?" David asked.

"What?"

"Is that a mirage, or am I really seeing a jungle?"

David turned off the radio and took a closer look at the 'mirage.' He does not know if it's real, or that he's really going insane. Nonetheless, he drove towards it.

"Well, if it's a mirage, than it'll disappear when we drive into it."

David closed in, but as they got closer, it became less and less like a mirage, and more like a real jungle.

"Oh crap, how the hell does a jungle live at the end of a desert!"

David hit the brakes, but the sand was making it less viable. The car hopped up and flew into a tree.

"Oh bullocks." Harry said before...