David had waited for Nikolai to come back, in the meantime, he put on a new song.

Rainbow Dash was really enjoying this. It made her feel, like her soul was invigorated.

I love this song!

I like it too!

Link was even finding himself bopping his head to the beat. When he realized this, he had one thought.

We're rubbing off on each other, I just hope not too much.

"This is great!" Harry said.

"It Madeon." David said.

Deadpool was also enjoying it, a lot.

"Aww, already." Deadpool said disappointed that the song ended so soon. At that point Nikolai came back.

"Okay, I am back, how about I tell my adventures about fighting zombies and you listen to Nikolai?"

The other humans nodded, no reason to argue about that.

"Good! It all started in a swamp."

"Ohh, where am I?"

I wake up with hangover. When I fully see, I see an American, a Japanese guy, and a Nazi watching over them. The watch came to Nikolai.

"Ahh good, you're awake!"

"Who are you? What is going on? Where can I get drink?"

"All will be revealed in all due time. Right now, we've got a problem."

"What problem?"

Then, zombie grabbed my satchel, he regretted it.

"Hey, let go of my vodka Ублюдок!" I then take knife from German and stab zombie in eye. He died, and I grabbed a bottle of vodka to drink.

"Oh, that was a wunderbar kill Russian! I am Doctor Richtofen! You are?"

"Nikolai Belinski, Drunk."

"Good, here." Richtofen handed me a handgun. I think it was American M1911 pistol. Then American approached me.

"Are you kidding, I have to fight with this drunk? Even the Tojo is more badass than him Richtofen!"

"Well I like him!"

"Hey!" I said. "Who are you?"

"Tank Dempsey, United States Marine Corps, 57th Infiltration Unit Division! You?"

"Nikolai Belinski, Red Army, 3rd Shock Army!"

Wait wait wait, you were in the Red Army?

Yes David, I had fought against Nazis before fighting zombies and time traveled to 2025, I think it was 2025 at least.

I... Words cannot express what I am feeling right now.

Right, so as I was saying...

"Okay, then who is that douche?"

"Oh, well that's Takeo. He is a good fighter from what I can tell." Richtofen said.

"Well I don't like him."

"Why?" Dempsey asked me.

"You don't know about Russo-Japanese War, do you?"

"Umm, no."

"Typical." I took drink of vodka.

"Right, now, we need to get out of this Gottverlassen swamp! Shi No Numa is crawling with zombies."

"Zombies? Wait, that thing was zombie?"

"Ja, didn't you kill him because of that?"

"I killed him because he almost stole my vodka!"

Dempsey looked at me like crazy man, Richtofen...

"Oh, wunderbar. Listen, I know a way out of here, so stay close you three!"

"Very werr Doctor, I'rr fight by your side and die if I have to, for honor." Takeo said.

"I can tell I won't like you.

"Neither wirr I, you pig!"

And so, we went from swamp to factory where we kicked much zombie ass. Der Riese was cramped, but I was okay. Afterwards, we time-traveled to shit movie theater.

"Who forgot to pay electricity bill?"

"Where are we?"

"I think the better question Dempsey is..."

"When are we?"

"No, where the hell is my vodka?"

I tuned out for a while before Takeo kicked vodka bottle to me. I thanked him and we kicked more ass. We ended in my country. More specifically, Soviet cosmodrome.

"What the, the zombies took over Motherland! They are fucking dead!"

"Nikolai, do you even realize that there is no color?" Dempsey said to me.

"I am pissed off drunk Dempsey, ask me that again."

"Fine."

"Please, help me, she's coming! The mechanism must be repaired."

"Usually the voices sound so angry!"

And so we turned on power and do butch of seemingly random and convoluted things until we free this jackass and get sent forward in time again, and get stuck in closet.

HA!

Laugh it up David, laugh it up.

"AHHHHH I'm blind, I'm blind, in my eyes!"

"Holy shitballs, me too... What did you do Richtofen!?"

"I did nothing. Where's the light switch? Oh. I think I found a lever. Perhaps this will turn on the light."

"Ooh, AAH! Let go, that's.... not... a... LEVER! Richtofen!"

"Haha! Shhh! Did you hear that?"

"Uhh... Sounded like someone outside. Hey, you! Hey! I need vodka!"

"Hello? Could you help us? There must be a blown fuse or something. It's dark in here."

Takeo then threw up on Dempsey, the bastard.

"Oh man, that's wet."

After we get response, man leaves. Richtofen then spoke up.

"Hi Takeo, yeah, how you doing? You see all the puke? That we're picking up? You're not saying thank you? Nothing? You know why? Because you're a little shit."

After more time...

"Oh for the love of.., Richtofen, just cause the lights ain't on doesn't mean I can't kick your ass." Dempsey then slapped Richtofen. "Now get your finger out of mine!"

"You know, I kept the power off my entire first marriage... first wife looked like Nikolai too much... ugh."

"Yeah that's nice."

"It's so dark and quiet! Anyone up for a game?"

"NO!"

"But..."

"NO!"

"AWW..."

Takeo threw up again. And then power went back on.

"Ah much better, now I can see the problem. We must have gone too far in the future. Look, the teleporter is completely broken. The time circuits are damaged. We'll have to reboot the..."

"Wait, you took us here on purpose!? Where are we?"

"A better question Dempsey ..."

I found blinkey light, so I reach for it.

"Oh look! Blinkey light, heh heh, what´s this button do?"

"Nikolai, NOOOOOOO!!!!"

Then there was force field thingy.

"Oohhh great Nikolai, you just activated the MDT security system."

"Good!"

"Excuse me! You outside, ja... the handsome one. We need you to locate the power sources of the security system. They look like little half domes with a hole on top, kinda like a big... forget it. If you destroy them, it should shut down the security system."

After a few minutes, we hear Dempsey talk again.

"This force field is good for something after all, keeping me separate from 'Mr. Touchy Feely' over there."

"I can break these force fields with Russian head strike..." I charged into force field "Grr..! Argh..! Ooh... shit! Bad idea. I lie down."

"Oh its situations like this make me wish I haven't erased their... I mean... force field, force field, stuck behind a force field. Hehehe... Do you know that tune?"

After a while, force field disappears.

"Okay that did the trick."

"Ah yes, Takeo can you hand me that screwdriver?"

Takeo threw up on Richtofen's hand. Hilarious.

"Ok, ew."

"Is that all he's going to do this trip?"

"Oh, I have such a headache... I need vodka!"

"Now ain't the time for drinking, Nikolai!"

"I heartily disagree! Now is perfect time for drinking."

"Ja, vodka! That will give me the distraction I... I mean, good idea!"

"See Tank? It always good time for drinking, eh?"

"But there couldn't possibly be anything left to drink anywhere, could there?"

After a while, I hear Dempsey speak again.

"At least there aren´t any fucking zombies in here... I feel like I'm on vacation."

"Oh, I'm not, I want to..."

"Wait, my eye-sight is clear, my hands do not shake, I can hold coherent thoughts... aaah! I'm... SOBER!"

"Oh for the love of... shut up Nikolai!"

"NO! I am sober! It is horrible day!"

"Whatever Nikolai. Remember, if you have to go to the potty, I have designated this corner the potty corner. Meaning that if you have to potty, in a corner, this will be the corner that you would potty in. Number 1 or 2 is acceptable"

"Great, I need to take a piss."

Once again, Takeo... You get idea. And then vodka came.

"Oh hello thank you so much."

"Come on Richtofen. It's singing time!"

"Ahh I feel like dancing with third wife, like she's doing the troika with me."

"Wait isn't the troika that dance that needs three people?"

"Yeah, but third wife, big woman. She can do both parts!"

"Eew."

"I lie in bed I just roll towards her, you know."

Another Takeo throws up thing, it became less funny as it went on to me.

"Takeo, lets dance you barfing fool!"

Then Dempsey and I sing, song goes like this.

"99 shots of vodka, 99 shots of glee, we drink for fun, it's better than rum! 99 shots of vodka for me! 98 shots of vodka, 98 bottles of glee,we drink for fun, it's better than rum! 98 shots of vodka for me!"

"So now that they're occupied I've been wondering, could you do a special errand for me? I need you to retrive a very important device, it looks like a long, stiff, hard, golden rod... With fingers on the end, Aaaoohh, delightful."

"96 shots of vodka..."

"Come on, you lost count again you dumbass! Now we have to start all over again!"

"Well, I do not like math.'"

"Whatever drunkass." *Urp* "You know, sometimes I feel like I can't remember a time before the zombies, er, I really can't. Heh heh, maybe it's the vodka. Well, maybe not."

"Ha ha ha, everything is right again! hehehehe!"

"One more piece, and the world will be MINE! Nehaha. Oh, I mean, force field force field, I'm not stuck behind a force field. Do you know that tune?"

"You asked us that already."

"And I'm asking again."

After another few minutes...

"Kinda sick of me to ask this but Richtofen, is that a rod in your pocket?"

"Nein, let's go! I've got us what we needed."

"Ha yeah....DRUNK!"

"Thank you so much for your help out there. Goodbye!"

We try to go home, but...

"What happened?"

"Should I get out and push?"

"Ugh, the fuse box must have shorted out, again!"

"Oh come on! This better be more rewarding than last time. Stupid Gersch."

"Vodka!"

"Good, much better! Thank you again stranger, perhaps we will see you another time.. goodbye!"

"Yo sauerkraut, never did tell us why we came, wherever this is."

"All in good time my clever Dempsey, all in good time!"

Takeo throws up, again.

"Oh.. that's what you get for eating raw fish!"

We go to paradise and fight more zombies, getting meteor. And we help some British guy or something, whatever. We then go to some place in Nevada and fight off more zombies. Then we teleported.

Where, to the moon? Ha ha...

Yes actually, it was so fun, and so bouncy!

Oh...

Anyway, Richtofen then stabbed us in back like Stalin did to me, I accidently blew up Earth...

What?!

And I end up here.

"The end! Where is vodka?"

The five humans were just staring at the drunk. They all thought that when he blew up the earth, he ended millions of lives.

"You major dumbass." David said as he threw his fiery marshmallow into the fire itself.

"Well, I guess I'll go next then." Stryker said. "I really didn't do much for my group. I found out that my enemies tried to take over my world, and I helped stop them. Many years later, I was called again to do it, fought major bad guys, saw a pyramid rise up from nowhere, and I saw that my effort were in vain."

"What, how?" Nikolai asked.

"The big bad, Shao Khan had killed my allies, taken ultimate power and was now ready to take over the entire universe."

"Damn!" Deadpool said. "The only other man I know who would do that is Thanos. I hate him for making me unable to bone Death."

You like... Death?

The physical embodiment.

Oh, so sexy!

Sexy body, bony face.

And she speaks, like this!

You really like her, don't you?

To die forever and be with her forever, is the greatest gift of all for me.

Huh.

"Well then I guess we can go on to Harry's story." David said.

"Yes, but first, I need something to drink. Anyone bring any water?"

The others looked kinda awkward.

"Fine, I saw a riverbank coming here, I just go there then."

"We'll be waiting." Stryker said.

"Good." And Harry was off.

"Was Richtofen Homosexual?"

"I don't know Wade, maybe."

"Cool."

(A/N: Be sure to check out the humans' tumblr and the mares' tumblr as well. Happy Thanksgiving, even though it's almost over for me. Goodbye, and enjoy the fact that this is 20 chapters long.)