Our six heroes had decided to camp out in the Everfree Forest for the night. They had built a campfire and David set up some logs to sit down on. Link had made a soup that was a very common meal to eat in Ordon Village, vegetable soup with some bread. Stryker also gotten some marshmallows for roasting on the fire, with graham crackers for s'mores. The six sat down and watched the fire.

"This is relaxing." David said, leaning back.

"Yes, it is." Harry said.

Link checked the soup, tasted it, and felt proud of his work. He got the bowls he brought along and poured some of the soup into them.

"So Wade," Nikolai started off. "What are we going to do later on?"

"I guess the author is going to do a time skip and take us to the next story arc after the next intermission."

"Huh... Okay then, what are we going to do later on Wade?" Nikolai asked again.

Deadpool sighed, then pinched his eyebrows. "We'll just kick ass in a few weeks."

"Oh, why didn't you say so?" Nikolai said as he took another drink of vodka.

"Because you can't see the world the way I see it." Deadpool said as he saw Nikolai as Zangief from Street Fighter and Link as John of Arc.

"Whatever, I'm drunk."

Harry just shook his head at the two men. They were very awkward and strange, but he came to like them...

"Hey Nick, see what I can do with my nose." Deadpool said as he put a harmonica on his nose and began to play, badly.

...Even if they were insane.

"That's just awful Wade, bloody awful." Harry said.

"Awwwww, shudup!" Wade retorted.

David took his soup and took a spoonful of it.

"This is good Link." David said, pointing his spoon at the dish. Link nodded in agreement as the others noticed that thy had their meals.

"This is better than how fourth wife cooks soup. Damn shame she had to use my pigs as meat, they would have been better as fertilizer makers." Nikolai said, making Link nod in agreement. Both were apparently adept at farming.

"You know, we know what we can do, except Harry, and yet, we don't know anything about ourselves." Stryker said.

"Hey, your right! Backstory time! I'll go first!" Deadpool said as he sat down, cleared his throat, and began to speak.

"My story goes..."

"Hey wait, how come you go first?" Nikolai said.

"Because I'm awesome, and because the author want's the OOC's backstory over with. Now my story goes way back!"

"How far back?" Asked Stryker.

"10 days ago."

"Well duh, that's how long we were here." David said.

"Quiet you! Now, 10 days ago, I was getting ready for the day."

I was in my 'headquarters' putting on my costume.

"Well, what's my job today?" I said. I was answered by two long time friends, the Caption Boxes.

Maybe you'll kick some ass!

A nice relaxing day?

"Nah, maybe I'll..." My phone then rang. I answered it.

"Yello!"

"Is this Deadpool?"

"Yep, I also go by the Merc with the Mouth, the..."

"Shut it! I have a job."

"Really now?"

"Groom Lake, Nevada. 7:40 p.m.! Don't be late!"

"Fine! I'll be right over."

"Excellent..." The caller then hung up.

"Welp! I gots me a new job!"

Groom Lake? Why does that seem familiar?

Who cares? Jobs!

"Yep! Time to arm up!" I walked to a nearby closet and opened it.

"Oh ho! This is gonna be good!" I said as I grabbed my usual gear, two MP7's, two TDI Kards, multiple grenades, thousands of rounds of ammunition, and my two blades.

Damn, you always carry that much gear?

No Stryker, I usually bring millions of rounds of ammunition, in my magic satchel.

...

Anyway, about 12 hours later, I reached the town and met my contractor, he was a old, but fit guy with hazel eyes, and a device on his throat. He then spoke to me.

"You must be Deadpool."

"What was your first clue, the costume?"

"Yes, yes it was." He said as he grabbed a soda and opened it. It was Mountain Dew, my favorite.

Wade, was that necessary to be so detailed?

Yes it was. Anyway, he spoke.

"Okay, here's your job, I want you to sneak into Area 51 and steal some top secret technology that I originally created."

"Whoa whoa, whoa! I don't do that stuff..."

"I'll give you 5 billion, American."

"Unless you give me shitton of money! DEAL!" We shook on it, and I was off.

Real smart of you.

Hey, would you steal something valuable for $5 billion?

No, I'm not stupid.

I hate you right now David.

Hear hear!

Right, anyways, I snuck in.

You sure we're not gonna get caught?

Only if he messes up.

We're doomed.

'Shut it you two!'

Fine.

'Good. Now where's that stuff?'

I dunno. Wait, check the asphalt.

'Where?'

Umm... The garage... heh heh...

'You guys are useless.'

So I walked around, and avoided the guards when I saw what I was looking for, the devices that that dude made. I tried to grab one when I saw a note on it.

'Sucker, you fell for it!'

"That tip was right, it's Deadpool!"

"Crap."

Run.

"What do you think I'm doing?"

I ran and ran, using my guns along the way. Then I got cornered.

"Okay guys, I surrender!" I said as I put my guns away

Crap, how'd we get into this?

When you accepted that job to sneak in Area 51 to steal technology, and got caught doing it.

Oh yeah.

"Well I'm screwed!"

"DEADPOOL! YOU ARE TO BE TAKEN TO A TOP SECRET MILITARY BASE FOR YOUR ACTIONS!"

At that moment, I felt pain.

"Ah, the pain is here somehow!"

OH CRAP!

Wade! I think we're...

And then I blacked out. When I came to, I was at the third floor at Sugarcube Corner, jumped out the window, passed out again and woke up to Nikolai poking me.

"The End!" Deadpool said as he clapped his hands together.

David nodded, then spoke up.

"Well, I'll just say, my backstory is boring. Anyone want to pass?"

"Typical teenager?" Stryker said.

"Typical teenager."

"We can skip you. Link?"

"Very well, I guess I can tell you my backstory. About 2 years ago, I was a simple ram herder."

"What about the day we got here?" Deadpool asked.

"You could have also told us what made you you, Wade."

"Well, I kinda forgot."

"Typical. Anyway I'll just say some key points in my journey."

"Seems legit." David said as he took a bite out of his bread.

"Right. Anyway, about 2 years ago, I was tasked to bring in a sword by my master to the princess of Hyrule so she can become a queen."

"Wait, you know her?"

"Yes David, but there is something else about this story, so listen."

"Fine."

"Anyway, Before the delivery I had found something I wished I knew about."

"What?" Harry asked.

"A special type of Twilight, one that corrupts when you enter it, and I was dragged in."

"Really!"

"Yes, most who enter the Twilight are turned into spirits but I was an exception."

"How?"

"I turned into a wolf."

A wolf!

"Wow."

"I know, during so, I was captured and brought to a dungeon. It was at that time I met a new friend, her name was Midna."

Wha...

"A good friend," David smirked, thinking he was hiding something. "I assure you all, just a bit..."

"Snarky?"

"I guess you can use that term Stryker. Anyway, she told me that if I help her, I can save this place from eternal twilight. At the time, I though it was ridiculous, but then I saw what was happening. After moving around, I had found myself face to face with the princess of Hyrule herself, Princess Zelda. She told me what to do and we got out of the castle. Midna then teleported me to my home to gather a sword and shield. We did it, but then we realized that only I could use them competently, so we tried to purge the Twilight away."

"How, with the power of light?" David said with a bit of sarcasm.

"Yes David, exactly."

"Oh."

"Anyway, there were three cases of it, during said adventure, I had gotten three pieces of a helmet that Midna could use. We then hit a snag."

"What kind?"

"The one who caused the Twilight, Zant came to us, and attacked us. Midna was seriously hurt, and I was turned back into a wolf. I knew Midna could not die, so I took her to Zelda to see if she could help, and sure enough, she did. But I was still a wolf and I didn't know what to do. I was told to go to a hidden part of the forest to find a special sword, the Master Sword. When I grabbed it, I was turned back into a human, and Midna also found out something."

"What is it?" Nikolai asked.

"As long as the artifact that she had gotten was contacting me, I would turn into a wolf. Needless to say, it was very useful."

"Cool. I wonder what my spirit animal is." Stryker asked, before remembering his was a T-Rex from Nightwolf.

"Midna told us that we need to go to the Twilight realm to face off Zant. What's so funny Wade?"

"Nothing, ha ha, sounds like... nevermind, go on, go on."

"Right, anyway, we had to go to a cut off part of Hyrule, a desert."

"This Hyrule seems crazy diverse."

"I had thought so Stryker, anyway, after reaching the where we needed to go, we hit another snag, the portal was all but complete. The Mirror of Twilight was shattered and we had no way to reach Zant, so we had to go on another adventure."

"I hate it when that happens." Nikolai said as he took another drink.

"Needless to say after a few weeks, we were facing down Zant and we were ready to fight him."

"Let me guess, you beat him."

"Indeed Stryker. We had then realized that he was not the one we were suppose to defeat."

"The big bad wasn't the real villain, no big surprise." David said as he grabbed a marshmallow and began roasting it over the fire.

"Right, at that point, we realized that Princess Zelda was in trouble and we needed to help her. After many hours, we had reached the throne room and found Zelda trapped. She became a puppet that I had to free."

"Which you did, so cliche." Deadpool said.

"Okay, yes I did, and the two of us had to fight off the real enemy, and man named Ganondorf."

David remained silent as his marshmallow caught on fire for a few seconds, after which he blew it out and ate it.

"In the end, we were facing one on one, ready to determine the fate of Hyrule. You can already guess what happened by what you see. Anyway, after we had defeated Ganondorf, I found that Midna had changed."

"How, she turn into something?"

"Well, if you'd say beautiful and tall a change, yes."

"Cool."

Grr...

"Anyway, as it turned out, Midna was the true ruler of the Twilight realm, so she had to go back. Before she went however, she had cast a spell that would destroy the mirror of Twilight, permanently separating the two worlds."

Oh good, less romantic interests for Link, and a better chance for me.

"Two years later, I was called again to deliver another sword for a knighting ceremony. I had accepted and was on my way. When I got there, I went to the princess, and then... well what happened to Wade is what happened to me."

"Alright, so that's two down, three to go." Harry said.

"Anyone mind if I turn on some music?" David asked. The others nodded, letting David turn on some music.

This another one of those 'Skrillex' songs David?

Yep.

The six humans were deciding who would be next, but then...

"Excuse me comrades, but I need to take big Russian bear shit. I'll be back." Nikolai said as he went into the woods.

"I guess we'll talk more about our backstories later." Stryker said.

"Definitely." Harry said as he got a marshmallow and started roasting it.

(A/N: This is to clear some confusion of some of the characters that some people don't know about. Be sure to check out the humans' tumblr and the mares' tumblr as well. Happy Thanksgiving, even though it's almost over for me. Goodbye.)