Deadpool had Pool-o-vision again. It went like this.

"I love chimichangas, Latino illegals always make it better."

The others looked at Deadpool with confused looks. David shrugged it off first.

"You know, the readers are going to laugh at you, instead of with you."

"You know what? Screw you! Du na na na na, du na nana nana na!" Deadpool said, wiggling around like a snake.

Harry came back with a canteen full of water and a confused look.

"What... are you doing Wade?"

"Telling David to screw off!"

"Is good thing Wade!" Nikolai said, raising his vodka bottle and taking a drink of it.

"Right, well let's get on to my story then." Harry sat down at the log he was at a few minutes ago. "My story begins when I was a simple infant."

"When you mention infancy, it's never good." Deadpool pointed out.

"Yes, an evil wizard killed my parents when I was a baby. The only reason I lived was because of my parents love."

"Pff, that's stupid." Nikolai said.

"Then you never felt love then."

Nikolai piped up, and got an annoyed look.

"HA!" David shouted. "Continue Potter."

"Right David. Anyway, afterwards, I was sent to my aunt and uncle's home."

"Abusive?" Nikolai asked.

"More like they couldn't care less for me."

"Abusive, like father was. I hate him for loving brother more than me, and arranging first marriage."

David was bored and looked through the song list in his radio.

I never noticed this song before, I'll play it after Harry's done telling his story.

I think that for the best.

"Right, so for my tenth birthday, I finally found out that I was a wizard, and I was sent to a school for wizards. I'm not telling the name, nor am I telling what I learned."

"Damn." Deadpool said, disappointed that he wouldn't learn magic.

"Anyway, there I meet a few people. My two closest friends, Hermione and Ron. I also met my wife, Ginny."

"Interesting. Where are they now?" Stryker asked.

"Ron and Hermione are married, and Ginny is probably crying her poor eyes out." Harry sighed. "I hope we can get back home soon."

"At least you have an undying reason to leave. Eventually, I'll give up on going home and go off the deep end and start being with one of these ponies. And that'll not be good for me now." David said, genuinely worried that he might no longer want to go home one day. He was trying his hardest not to find a reason to stay beyond breaking his curse.

"It probably doesn't hurt to say Ginny and Ron are brother and sister."

Link nodded, smiling. He thought that being friends with your brother-in-law was a very good accomplishment, especially if you did it during the courting period of your relationship with you one true love.

"Anyway, before my learning was finished, a few things went horrible wrong for me. First, the dark lord came back, Voldemort."

Deadpool laughed a bit. "Ha, what a stupid name."

"Maybe, but he is pure evil. And then the headmaster of the wizard school dies in front of my eyes. And to add insult to injury, me and my friends become fugitives as Voldemort takes over the wizarding world."

Nikolai somehow could relate. "It is like Stalin after Lenin dies, he takes over and rules with iron fist. Sent me to Siberia, then front lines."

"Guess that's why his name means 'man of iron' in your language." David said, poking the fire.

"Right." Harry said. "Anyway, we had to weaken him somehow. He had split his soul into many different parts called 'horcruxes' to ensure his immortality. They were destructible though. We had to hunt each one down until we faced down Voldemort himself."

"And then you killed his ass! Right!" Deadpool said.

"Wrong. As it turns out, I was one of his horcruxs, so there was only one way Voldemort could die."

Stryker raised an eyebrow, until...

"Unless you die yourself."

"Exactly! It did happen, but I came back from what you see, and we faced down."

"I bet he died by his own stupidity. It's cliche, but understandable."

"Yes David, as it turns out, he had what was supposed to be my own wand. When he cast a killing spell on me, it backfired and killed him instead."

"Like wheat before a scythe!" Nikolai said, drinking his vodka.

"Not exactly, but now that he's gone, the world could live and breath easily. I got a steady job now, and a loving wife. What more could I want?"

"Nothing!" Stryker said.

"Exactly! About seven years later, I came here."

"So that ends, good! I gonna play another song now." David said, playing This Noise (Deeper Logic Mix) on the radio.

"Ohh, my brain feels logical!" Deadpool said, seeing Harry as Gandalf the Grey and David as Captain Price from the Modern Warfare series.

"Logic, since when were you logical?" David said with a smug look.

"David, we never figured out what your backstory was." Nikolai said.

"Too boring."

"Come on!"

"Nope!"

"Come on!"

"Just drink."

"Okay!" Nikolai said, taking a gulp of vodka.

Why are you not telling us about your past?

I don't really think it's interesting. Besides, at this point, I still don't trust them enough too say much, except...

"Hey Wade!"

"What?"

"I totally remembered something, my friend John totally looks like Jesse Eisenburg."

"Really now, that I got to see!"

"Yep, let's just listen to the rest of this."

And so the group of six enjoyed the rest of the night before packing up and leaving to go to the mares' homes. They were just beginning, but there was more to come for them.