That horrible, terrible monstrosity of a noise... It makes you shiver and fear for your life. That squeaking... You actually suppose it's from her shoes. She pulled a giant cake out of her tiny jacket, maybe the squeaking is her trademark walk...

"She's here! Hide me!" You slid under Dash's bed, accidentally placing your hand in an uneaten pizza slice.

"Who?" Dash listened carefully to the squeaks, "Pinks?"

"Shut up, I'm not here!" You quietly said to her and Dash unlocked and opened the door to a girl doing yoga.

"What the hell?" She looked at Pinkie, who was standing on her head with her legs crossed and hands on her knees. Her eyes were closed, and from where you were, her eyelashes looked beautifully long.

"Oopsie!" Pinkie opened up her eyes and giggled, sending even more shivers down your spine, "Sorry! Getting in touch with my zen side!"

You could feel Dash turning her head towards her bed, smirking through the mattress at you, "Come on in! Bet my roommate would love to see you!" Why must Dash be so... Annoying?

"Would you happen to have any 'Welcome To School, Now It's Time To Party Because School Can Be A Party!' balloons?"

"No...?" Dash's feet got closer to the edge of her bed, then she sat down to make you feel some pressure on your back, "Sit."

"Okey dokey lokey!" Pinkie literally cannonballed into the exact spot where your foot was, causing you to almost scream. But you just puffed out your cheeks. FUUUUUUUUUUU... She weighs a lot for a tiny girl...

"Squishy bed is squishy!" Pinkie rolled around, and when she stopped, her butt was where your head was. Cotton candy...?

"Yeah, if you move around for a long time, it'll start to yell!" As soon as Dash said that, Pinkie twirled around and hopped on the bed. She landed on your thigh with extreme force, making you scream.

"OH SWEET CELESTIA THAT HURTS...!" You crawled out from under the bed, grasping your thigh.

"Oh hiya!" Pinkie bounced amazingly high and landed on you, your faces about an inch away, "I was just wondering if you had any 'Welcome To School, Now It's Time To Party Because School Can Be A Party!' balloons because I really need them but I guess I could create them myself... Darnit! I need some cupcakes too!"

You attempted to crawl away from Pinkie, but she continued to lay on you as you went into the hallway. The most awkward part was that people were pouring into their dorms.

"Let go Pinks!" A voice came from the hall, and a few people snickered. But luckily, Pinkie let go and basically teleported to the blonde girl.

This girl had tan skin, a bit darker than Dash's. Under her eyes and across her nose were freckles, and her eyes were an emerald green. On her shoulder lay a blonde ponytail. Her plaid shirt was undone by two buttons with a white shirt underneath, a pair of suspenders attaching to shorts and wrapping around her shoulders. A bit overdone, I think.

"Pinkie Pie! How many times have Ah told ya that not everyone wants tah be welcomed by hugs and balloons?" You burst out laughing. And the accent?! Oh this is just classic!"

"And you, mister!" The cowgirl stomped over to me, letting her leather boots smash on the hall carpet, "Why y'all laughing like a manic, got a problem?!"

"You just..." You wiped a tear away from your eye and looked up at the angry chick, "You just said y'all."

"So? What's wrong with that word?" She was literally towering over you right now, if you stood up she would probably be your height... Same height as Dash.

"It's just so..." You looked at your dorm as Dash slowly stepped out, sneaking up behind Ms. Freckles, "Country-ish."

"So now y'all have a problem with country gals?" She stepped closer to you, causing you to crawl back a bit, "Well, Ah think Ah have a problem with you!"

"How so?"

"Ya have no right at all to be holdin' that bra around ya neck!"

"Wait what?!" You touched your neck and pulled off Dash's red bra, blushing, "Erm."

"What were ya doin' in that room of yours?" You saw Dash waiting behind the girl who was missing her hat, trying to prevent herself from laughing, "Y'all need to put Rainbow's bra back tah where you found it!"

You smirked at her, "How did you know it was her bra?"

"Ah- Um..." Her freckles were almost hidden by a bright red blush.

"Oh hai AJ." Dash placed her chin on AJ's shoulder, causing her to flinch.

"WHAT THE HELL." AJ spun around, making Dash almost fall, "Why would ya do that, Dash?!"

"Cause I felt like it." She walked over to you and held out her hand, letting you grab it. But she ripped her bra away from you and you fell back down.

"Ah have so many questions, but Ah'll start with one. 1. Why does he have your bra?" AJ scowled at you.

"Because he's a pervert so I let him view my bra to let him drain his mind of perversions."

"Ah don't quite think that adds up... But Ah was never good at math so Ah'll give it tah ya." Was never good at math, oh my Celestia I'm dying right now.

"Well duh you aren't good at math, I bet you didn't pass kindergarten!" A mint green with a white streak haired girl shouted.

"Lyra, that isn't nice..." A girl emerged from the same room, tapping her roommate lightly.

"Yeah! She probably hasn't even been to school in her life!" A boy yelled out.

"How the hell did you get into this school, barnyard hobo?!"

"I just don't know what went wrong!" A blonde, wall-eyed girl said after she knocked down the navy blue haired girl with a pink streak.

"Go back to sleeping on hay!"

"You kidding me, she doesn't deserve hay! She deserves a bed of burning coal!"

"Want me to punch y'all faces out? Ah mean, Ah would without permission but Ah'm askin' if Ah can mess up y'all faces even more than they already are!" AJ stepped towards the 'Lyra' girl, raising her fist.

"Sure, maybe after that I'll go get you a hat. Then you'll be complete!"

AJ twisted Lyra around, holding her wrists together by her back, "One last chance, city gal."

"Bring it on."

AJ cleared her throat, "First of all, anime people are retarded beyond the level of ya."

Lyra bit her lip and furrowed her brow, "That can't break me."

"Oh but mah fist will." AJ smirked.

"Likely stor-" She was interrupted by a fist across her face.

"Now all of y'all shut up before I do the same to you!" AJ pushed Lyra into her room.

"Whoa, Applejack. Guess all that work at the farm paid off, since you wasted your summer." Dash held up her fist, meeting AJ, or Applejack's, fist.

"Hey Applejack," You started, "I think you are very smart, they're treating you incorrectly."

"Even though ya don't know if Ah'm smart, Ah'll accept it. Whatever." She smiled at you.

You smiled back and needed to say something, "But, I'm so buying you a hat."

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