Los Pegasus College
Chapter 2: Seems Legit
Previous Chapter Next ChapterDash, you decided to call her that, finally turned the music down, but was now yelling at you.
"WHY WOULD YOU OPEN MY DRAWER? IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE PRIVATE!"
"I don't know! I thought it was mine!" You yelled, slightly quieter than Dash.
"UGH. AS LONG AS YOU DIDN'T TOUCH MY BRAS, I'LL BE QUIET." She stomped her foot on the hardwood part of the floor.
"I didn't!" You were slightly annoyed that she would yell that, because it was inappropriate to shout.
"Good. 'Cause I shouted that to annoy you."
"Well it worked!" You delivered a punch to her, feeling slightly sorry about it at first since she was a girl.
Amazingly, she grabbed your fist and punched you in the shoulder, "Nice try."
You rubbed your shoulder, frowning at her strength and reflexes. Yep, she's obviously athletic...
"How about we work this out? I didn't touch your damn bras, don't want to, and you didn't just catch my fist." You said, not moving your fist that was covered by a smaller hand.
"So what you're saying is that you didn't touch my bras, and I'm not more badass than you?" She raised her other hand and put it to her chin, "Nope."
"You are a-" You took a deep breath and forced a smile, "Wonderful girl to be roomed with."
"I know right." She let go of your fist and flopped backwards onto her bed.
"I kind of imagined you to go..." You coughed and changed your pitch to try to match Dash's, obviously failing, "Ermergerd thank you, you're much better though. Now let's go play some Halo and bond with each other!"
She coughed, "Idiot."
"D'aww you're adorable." You said with a monotone voice.
"D'aww." You met her eyes. She rolled her eyes, "You would say that."
"Hm?" You were awfully confused at the moment, by what she was saying.
"Don't call me adorable. Even if you meant it." When she said that, you facepalmed... The desk. Facedesked..?
"I didn't mean it, if you noticed my monotone-ness." For a smart person, you worded that weird.
"Just don't call me adorable."
"Will do." You paused to think of an adorable name for her, "Dashie."
"Oh you wouldn't dare."
"I dared." Next thing you saw was the ceiling, with an angry female on top of you. That sounds perverted. Whatever.
"Take it back." Her head loomed over your head, rainbow hair of hers tickling your face.
"Never!" You dramatically said.
There was a squeak of rusted hinges, and a female wearing glasses with completely straight purple hair poked her head in. She blushed a bright red, because at her angle... The scene you and Dash were in looked erotic.
"Wrong room!" She squealed, running away. Forgot to lock the door...
Dash put her hand to her mouth, and started laughing. She fell over, chortling uncontrollably.
"That must've been awkward for her." You said before bursting into laughter and joining Dash.
"Yeah, Twi is socially awkward so she probably was turned on by that." She took this chance to make fun of you, "Bet you did too."
"Okay, that was uncalled for." You frowned, but it broke after a while; turning into a grin, "But funny. One point for you, Miss Dash."
"You mean three."
"Why three?" You just met her, like, twenty minutes ago and she has only gotten one point from your point of view.
"1. I caught your punch. 2. I just owned you. 3. I'm generally awesome." You nodded at the first two, but shrugged at the last.
"Don't know about the third one." She seemed cool, almost 'one of the guys' cool, but awesome is overstating it.
"What do you know about awesomeness?" She crossed her arms.
"Erm..." You knew nothing about awesomeness, "Only that you are the definition of-"
"D'aww, you admitted it." Well, I didn't quite finish my sentence.
"As I was saying... Only that you are the definition of non-awesomeness."
"You added something extra in your sentence." She blew a strand of red hair out of her face.
"What is it?"
"Non... You kinda need to remove that." Ugh.
"Fine." There was a knock on the door, and you got up to answer it. It was that girl who burst through the door while you and Dash were fighting.
"I'm sorry for opening the door during your..." She cleared her throat, "Activites."
You decided to make this girl regret it, terribly, "Well it was rude of you. My friend and I were really having fun, and boom! You come walking in on us for no reason at all!"
Luckily, Dash went along with it and started panting, "Yeah... I didn't even finish off!"
"I-um... What... Sorry..."
"And seriously, you probably are horny right now from that little session!" You shook your head in disgust, "Tsk tsk tsk."
"NEEERD!" Dash uncovered her hair and hopped to the door, hugging the girl.
"Dash?!" She adjusted her glasses.
"Yeah. Hi Twi. I rhymed!" Dash 'booped' Twi's nose.
"Uh. Yeah, you did... How did you get into this school?" This 'Twi' character isn't very supportive.
"Hey! I got into here with a athlete scholarship!" Dash pouted out her lip, and surprisingly looked... Cute.
"Of course; sports helped you. Most importantly; why are you having sexual intercourse with a male you just met..?"
"I'm not. I tackled him and he decided to make a joke about it, I followed along." You focused on Twi, noticing that she was holding a book.
Her hair was more of an indigo with purple and pink streaks; her glasses matching. Underneath her glasses were purple eyes, a different shape than Dash's. She was wearing a sweater vest with a white blouse underneath, and a plaid skirt.
"Don't do that. It creeped me out on levels beyond imagination." Twi frowned, "Where's room 2Y?"
"At the end of the hall." Dash walked outside and pointed down the long walkway to 2Y.
"Seems legit." She waved and started walking, "See you later Dash and... Name please?"
You started talking to mention your name, but your mouth was covered by Dash's hand.
"Bye!" She shouted, receiving a weird look from Twi as she walked away.
"Thanks." You sarcastically said as you pulled her hand away from your mouth.
"Welcome." She slammed the door and locked it.
"And by the way, why would I touch your bras?" You laid down on your bed.
"Because you're a pervert that wants to know my bra size." She walked over to her Xbox, turning it on and grabbing a rainbow controller.
"Yup." You were expected her to take that as the joke you intended it to be.
"Whatever, take a look." She shuffled through her games.
"Okay." You took the perverted chance and opened her drawer; and plucked red bra from the top. Dash turned around and started laughing at your awkwardness.
"Red, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet and a bunch of white ones." You paused for a moment, "Guess you're wearing the orange one?"
"Nope. Lost that one."
"Had too much fun, I guess." You joined her in her laughing fit for the second time that day, she was probably gonna be your closest female friend at the school. I sure hope she's kidding about losing the bra...
And I sure hope she doesn't pout again.
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